Sitting in an RV in the lot next to the Rec building, enjoying Iowa State's FAIL and the typical tailgating libations, I was enjoying my first Saturday in IC since 2006. Talking with some other townies, the RV was entered frequently by those looking for a non-plastic pisser.

Imagine my surprise when I see a hula hoop entering the RV. After the hula hoop, I hear a voice that sounds like it's been smoking unfiltered Marlboro's for about 50 years...and the voice has a Texas accent. The woman makes her presence known by saying something stupid in Texan, then announces her name is...Tyger. I never caught the last name, but trust me, seeing the awesomest fakest awesomest boob job ever, I'm pretty sure I caught the one and only.

Long story short, her and her hubby come up from Houston for every home game, she "needs to work on her ghetto booty", and she brings the pain via hula hoop. Not a bad way to break my for my long-overdue tailgating dry spell.