Week Six Early Games LIVETHREADOPENBLOGAPALOOZA
by RossWB on Oct 10, 2009 12:42 PM CDT
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And I flip over to MSU-Illinois to see a MCGEEBALL get run back for six pts
Jesus, of all the years to miss Illinois…
With our luck
The next time we catch them they will have wised-up, fired The Zooker and kidnapped all able bodied recruits/men/women/farm animals in the state to play for them. But still, I like our odds.
by steaming_pile_of_awcrap on Oct 10, 2009 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Kansas is up on ISU by 1 with just over 2:00 to play in the half.
13-12, KU ball.
by Bucketochicken on Oct 10, 2009 12:52 PM CDT reply actions
three miss PATs in this game.
And two of them were by ISU’s kicker Mahoney who has now missed three straight extra points……glorious.
I can't watch because of the bitchfight between Versus and Direct TV
What’s going on? Winds? Shitty kickers?
Dunno
I’m at the office doing homework, so I only have Gamecast up – no real info.
Also, Illinois is just brutal. Terribly coached, zero player development, and frankly, shitty recruiting.
by Bucketochicken on Oct 10, 2009 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Punting prowess on display @ TCF
by steaming_pile_of_awcrap on Oct 10, 2009 12:55 PM CDT reply actions
7 net yards
Would have never happened in the SEC. They’re better at everything.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 10, 2009 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I just flipped over
And was amazed at the size difference between EIU off line and PSU D. Lopsided.
by steaming_pile_of_awcrap on Oct 10, 2009 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Purdue really seems rudderless without Joe Tiller.
Fumble! (on the joke and in the game)
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 10, 2009 1:00 PM CDT reply actions
Looks like KU is about to score...
Unless the vaunted ISU Red Zone Defensive juggernaut can hold ’em out…
What network are you guys getting ISU-KU on?
/Western Iowa’d
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 10, 2009 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Gracias
They must have pre-empted their coverage of the 2009 Turkey Calling Expo
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 10, 2009 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions
De nada
And with that, sir, I am spent on my spanish.
by steaming_pile_of_awcrap on Oct 10, 2009 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Just realized
I don’t get VS. I do, however, get Fox Sports Midwest for the highly anticipated Okie State-A&M game.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 10, 2009 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm "watching" it on Gamecast online.
20-12, KU at the half.
by Bucketochicken on Oct 10, 2009 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions
WOW
Arkansas is just curbstomping Auburn. Chizik must be asleep.
by steaming_pile_of_awcrap on Oct 10, 2009 1:02 PM CDT reply actions
HA HA HA
Auburn is horrible.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 10, 2009 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Can you even IMAGINE
How much money Charles Barkley has riding on this game? I’m guessing six figures.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 10, 2009 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Looking at who they've played
Its not surprising. Granted their schedule hasn’t been PSU-esque, but WVU and Rocky Top ain’t nuttin’ to fuck wit.
by steaming_pile_of_awcrap on Oct 10, 2009 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions
God, the Boilermkers are just the Keystone Kops of the Big Ten this year.
They can’t get out of their own way. They’ve basically gifted Minnesota 21 pts today between turnovers and botched punts. (The other 7 were set up via Minny’s one good offensive play: throw it to Decker.)
Do they play Illinois this year?
That might be a fun one…
by Bucketochicken on Oct 10, 2009 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
The cellar of the Big Ten will be determined when the Zookers roll into West Lafayette on 10/24.
O/U on turnovers for that game? 8.5? 9.5?
I'm not too savvy on Purdue's Depth Chart right now
But aren’t they relatively young?
by steaming_pile_of_awcrap on Oct 10, 2009 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Miami (OH) has given up the most points of an D1 team this year, and scored the least
And jNWU is only up 10-0 at the half
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Oct 10, 2009 1:12 PM CDT reply actions
jNW
is just saving it up for the Iowa game. O/U on passing yards for their QB for that game: 450 (based on past performance, insert fruity French-sounding QB name here)
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 10, 2009 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions
From the mind of Joey Elliot
“You go left and I’ll throw right. Ready? Break!”
by steaming_pile_of_awcrap on Oct 10, 2009 1:14 PM CDT reply actions
Anybody want to bet me that MSU blows it against Illinois?
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Oct 10, 2009 1:16 PM CDT reply actions
Juice is in the game right?
If so, I’m sure he’ll do his best to keep ILL out of it.
by steaming_pile_of_awcrap on Oct 10, 2009 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Is it possible that we'll need 4 live threads today?
2 for early games/ 2 for the onlygamethatmattersever?
by steaming_pile_of_awcrap on Oct 10, 2009 1:17 PM CDT reply actions
I doubt it.
Too many of our regular commenters (and OPS and HS, of course) are in IC for the festivities, I think.
But if the threads get too unwieldy, I’ll be happy to make new ones.
I asked the question
But truth be told, I probably won’t even be contributing to the thread come game time. I lack the part of the brain that keeps may hands from throwing things when I’m on edge. So its best for me to stay away from my laptop.
by steaming_pile_of_awcrap on Oct 10, 2009 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions
KU/Clones?
But I’m not sure how good it is now..
by steaming_pile_of_awcrap on Oct 10, 2009 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions
If Kansas is really only this good
Nebraska is going to take the B12 North easily. After that, they’ll somehow shaft Texas on a miraculous/bullshit play/non-call in the B12 championship, and follow that up by backdooring their way into a NC game, at which point they will get beat the fuck down.
/run-on’d
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 10, 2009 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Watching Nebraska get dismantled is always fun.
Although the month of hype for the game would be tiresome.
That said, even if they somehow run the table, I don’t think they can overtake USC if they also run the table.
Chizik Watch
I can see Auburn losing 4 more games this year:
LSU
Ole Miss
Georgia
Alabama
I suspect they will beat Furman.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 10, 2009 1:25 PM CDT reply actions
I could see them rolling off the table.
If they can’t close the gap in this score today, then I have reservations about them competing with Kentucky.
I will concede Furman lol
by steaming_pile_of_awcrap on Oct 10, 2009 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Well
Guess we un-jinxed Auburn. Still a game now.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 10, 2009 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd say.
Maybe we can use this tactic tonight if things go south for us! lol
by steaming_pile_of_awcrap on Oct 10, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Huge run
Auburn scores. Wow.
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
by MissouriHawk on Oct 10, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions
There's a chart!
He’s seen it!
No way!
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 10, 2009 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions
To be fair
Bobby Petrino has a chart he references in determining when to fuck over his current team to jump at his next job.
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
by MissouriHawk on Oct 10, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I see Auburn running the table
NATIONAL TITLE BABY! CHIZIK NICKELS FOR EVERYONE!!!!
/un’jinxing of Auburn
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
It worked!
It f’n worked!
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 10, 2009 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Alright this is getting crazy.. I gotta try something.
Hot make-up saleswomen never show up at my door dressed as cheerleaders who are sexually gifted and willing to brighten my day.
by steaming_pile_of_awcrap on Oct 10, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions
I never have millions of dollars in unclaimed money find its way into my bank account.
/crossing fingers
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
by MissouriHawk on Oct 10, 2009 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Better take off your Snuggie
Otherwise they won’t stick around.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 10, 2009 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I have never seen someone wearing a Snuggie in public.
And I hope I never do.
Also: if I see someone who has a dog wearing a Snuggie, I’m calling the Humane Society.
Leopard print Snuggie
For when a regular Snuggie just isn’t white-trash enough for you.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
maroon snuggie &
Dark green snuggie’s flying off the shelf. I’m going to send the last, white snuggie to Zooker so he can fly it over POS memorial stadium as a peace offering b4 epic team implosion.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Oct 10, 2009 1:46 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Eastern IL
Having a big day, might keep LOLpsu under 70. JC is having a MONSTER game!
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Oct 10, 2009 1:36 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
PSU Curbstomping of the Fightin' Jakes continues
52-3 now
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
JC "not intimitdated"
By 110,000 fans…ISU – FG! Radio says 39 degrees in Lawerence, maybe they"ll cancel the rest of the game like the Rockies due cold weather
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Oct 10, 2009 1:40 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
As today's game clearly shows
Jake’s problems in Iowa City can be placed squarely on the environment and not his own shortcomings as a college quarterback.
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
by MissouriHawk on Oct 10, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Did someone say darkhorse Heisman candidate?
JC6 baby!
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Almost 4 inches of snow
near Omaha. Very near melted now.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 10, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Football-related question:
Went to a HS game last night (in Iowa). Opposing team’s kicker had a huge leg, and could easily kick the ball into the end zone. However, my team’s return man was able to field these kicks—-but it appeared that the referees would not allow him to field a kick in the end zone and run it out!
Has there been some kind of IHSAA rule change regarding this?
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 10, 2009 1:37 PM CDT reply actions
LOLClones TD!
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Oct 10, 2009 1:51 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Plenty of time left.
They’ll find a way to lose.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 10, 2009 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
KU just scored.
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
by MissouriHawk on Oct 10, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn
Georgia getting handled tby Rocky Top. WTF?
by steaming_pile_of_awcrap on Oct 10, 2009 1:48 PM CDT reply actions
Not related, but
VA Tech kicking the crap out of BC. Which will lead to inevitable ESPN verbal fellatio of “Beamer Ball”. Doubly sucks for me b/c I live in the midst of VT country and have to deal with their fans.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I just moved from Hampton Roads.
Where you be at?
by steaming_pile_of_awcrap on Oct 10, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll trade
I get to deal with Mizzou fans. After all the success they’ve had with Pinkel the past few years some were calling for his job after the Nebraska game the other night. They also left the stadium early. They are the definition of bandwagon.
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
by MissouriHawk on Oct 10, 2009 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions
At least they got a nice shower during those Biblical rains.
Based on some of the scuzzy Missouri folks I’ve seen, that can only be a good thing.
I made a comment on Facebook about the fans leaving.
It was sickening. A minute left in the ballgame with 3 timeouts and the fans are heading for the door?! Nice. Way to show the team you support ’em.
by steaming_pile_of_awcrap on Oct 10, 2009 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
KC mizzu fans
I get to tell them all to eat a bag of d#cks, since Pinkel wussyed out of 4 gm home & hm w/ Iowa..
2pt conv LOLclones now up by 1 over justUK!
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Oct 10, 2009 1:53 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Clearly
None of you have dealt with Nebraska fans.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 10, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I think KF would make a great Congressman.
by steaming_pile_of_awcrap on Oct 10, 2009 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
But after he can't get re-elected
Would he have to slink back to the U of I and become their A.D. for life?
(Not that I would complain)
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 10, 2009 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Did Osbourn slink back?
or was UN fellating him?
by steaming_pile_of_awcrap on Oct 10, 2009 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
They named their field after him before he even retired
He’s like a God to them. Except when he loses a gubernatorial primary. (I think that’s what happened).
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 10, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I knew about his Divinity
I just wasnt sure of the circumstances surrounding his return.
by steaming_pile_of_awcrap on Oct 10, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I believe he stepped in as a temporary measure
to replace Steve Pedersen, who hired Bill Callahan. This decision was tantamount to hiring Hitler as NU’s Ombudsman.
Osborne swooped in, had his pick of his former assistants, and went with slack-jawed yokel Bo Pelini. This decision justified by a winning season, Osborne decided to stick around in case any felons need an advocate before a big game. He is now the full-time Athletic Director when he’s not leading Promise Keepers rallies.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 10, 2009 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I have Nebraska fans in the family
They just aren’t the dyed in the wool type, so I can ignore NE fans for the most part. Mizzou fans aren’t bad most of the time. But they are insufferable when either they are really good, or think they’re really good and then realize they aren’t (i.e. Thursday night)
Thursday was fucking chaos in Columbia. Biblical rains, a hated opponent and a full afternoon of boozing.
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
by MissouriHawk on Oct 10, 2009 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions
R U in columbia?
The Mizzu nation was wired all day Thurs in KC. Not so much now. As long as LOLclones win & Hawkeyes win it"ll be a great weekend.
Todd Ressing is the next Joe Flaco
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Oct 10, 2009 1:58 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I lived in Columbia for about 6 years, working as a reporter for KFRU.
Currently, I’m living in Sedalia and driving back and forth to my job in Columbia at an ad agency. My fiance owns her house, so it makes more sense to live here and commute than rent in Columbia.
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
by MissouriHawk on Oct 10, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
f#ck. TD justUK
Isn’t it the university of kansas? Anyone see that semi-gay “weaving the wheat” crap?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Oct 10, 2009 2:00 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
KU
Like, on the helmets. Rock chalk Jayhawk K…UUUUUUUUUU. and all that jazz.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 10, 2009 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Best game on TV currently.
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
by MissouriHawk on Oct 10, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
So I'm noticing
Been out and about all day and just sat down and started surfing games about 10 minutes ago
well
Chizik sucks
Purdue sucks
ISU might be decent OR
KU sucks
Pam Ward sucks (universal)
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 10, 2009 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions
The actual feed?
Or the announcers?
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
by MissouriHawk on Oct 10, 2009 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
No issues for me.
Though you can tell the announcers didn’t know these two schools even fielded football teams before they learned their assignments for this week.
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
by MissouriHawk on Oct 10, 2009 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions
listening to LOLclowns on
The radio..justUK radio guys cannot be worse than Versus-clownes?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Oct 10, 2009 2:23 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Eh.
They aren’t awful…then again, I’m not paying a whole lot of attention.
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
by MissouriHawk on Oct 10, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Gamecast says
8 plays, 33 seconds, 77 yards, TD.
Is that even possible?
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 10, 2009 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Sadly, it is.
KU’s recent success has been all offense. They play the bullfighter kind of defense that permeates the Big 12
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
by MissouriHawk on Oct 10, 2009 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Jesse Palmer
Fellating Iowa on ABC.
Sash-fest!
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 10, 2009 2:18 PM CDT reply actions
Ugh
Great, now Iowa’s going to lose. There’s no one who brings less “insight” to college football than Palmer.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
amen to that
everytime I see his ass I think TOOL.
If is was cool and techno savvy I would have posted a photo of a wrench or some shit.
I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here
by Gabby Johnson on Oct 10, 2009 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Yoink
Meant to post the iink to
QBForce.com
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 10, 2009 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions
He must have cleansed his memory of last week.
Because he absolutely lambasted them last Saturday afternoon. Not that Jesse Palmer has a wealth of football knowledge or anything.
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
by MissouriHawk on Oct 10, 2009 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd have a lot of anger too
if they took Wendy Nix away from me.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 10, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I hate that preppy fuckbag.
Underneath the suit TWWL makes him wear lie a million popped collars.
by Bucketochicken on Oct 10, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
And one starring role
On “The Bachelor”. You really got to wonder how big a douchebag a guy has to be to need to go on a dating show to get laid despite being an NFL QB, for the Giants no less (yes, backup, but still).
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Popped collar are awful.
However, if you have the fauxhawk on top of that…castration must be considered.
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
by MissouriHawk on Oct 10, 2009 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Fixed that for you
However, if you have the fauxhawk on top of that…castration must be consideredrequired.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Much obliged.
I think obliged is a word we should start using on a regular basis in society. Or at least in politics. I’m all about civil discourse.
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
by MissouriHawk on Oct 10, 2009 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions
"Go fuck yourself!"
I got my lessons in civil discourse from Dick Cheney. Hasn’t worked as well as I thought it would.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
So you have your conceal and carry permit I assume?
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
by MissouriHawk on Oct 10, 2009 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I really hope Tony Pike gets an invite to NY
That kid is legit.
by steaming_pile_of_awcrap on Oct 10, 2009 2:22 PM CDT reply actions
Hey, hey?
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
by MissouriHawk on Oct 10, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
And yet
I somehow facilitated Crabtree getting signed.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 10, 2009 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, if there's one person you want advising you on financial planning/contract structuring
It is definitely MC Hammer. Or possibly Master P.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Worked for Ricky Williams, right?
P made the Saints say UHHHHHHH
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 10, 2009 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I've got dibs on Bernie Madoff
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
by MissouriHawk on Oct 10, 2009 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions
To clarify
Crabtree is a fucking punk who I hope suffers the worst case on in-game diarrhea in the history of bowel movements.
by steaming_pile_of_awcrap on Oct 10, 2009 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions
An Auburn loss is an assault on the Cyclone Nation
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
by MissouriHawk on Oct 10, 2009 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions
O/U on ISU-KU:
58 1/2. COVERED!
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 10, 2009 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Army wins!
In OT, no less. Not that anyone cares. But I always enjoy seeing the service academies win.
Yeah, but against Vandy
Which is like jNWU but without all the douchebaggery and references to how only records since 1995 count. In other words, a fine academic school trying to punch way over their weight (the rest of the SEC)
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
No doubt.
I’m sure Vandy would be as insufferably smug if they’d enjoyed something like jNWU’s 95 run.
Props to the SEC for keeping them in their place, I suppose.
Girls are much hotter at Vandy
Just unbelievably so.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Pretty much
Some schools are just better at it than others.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Red-Zone pass coverage.
An elective at the ISU school of Defense.
by steaming_pile_of_awcrap on Oct 10, 2009 2:30 PM CDT reply actions
Not to worry
KU will do its best to let ISU back into this game.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I want to watch the OSU-Wisky game
but as a lifelong Detroit fan, fuck if I can stand to see Matt Millen crapping out his mouth any more
I suspect the main thrust of his input will be
Recruit more highly-touted WRs. Exclusively. Ignore all other positions.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 10, 2009 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
heh. Thurst.
/Beavis and Butthead’d
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
by MissouriHawk on Oct 10, 2009 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd suggest the mute button and iTunes.
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
by MissouriHawk on Oct 10, 2009 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
tOSU-Wisc
We root for Wisconsin, right?
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 10, 2009 2:41 PM CDT reply actions
Don't know, but if Wisky can win in the Shoe, we sure as hell can.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 10, 2009 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions
But a Wisky win gives them confidence right before we play them
This is usually the spot in the season when Wisconsin falls apart. I’m hoping for a narrow tOSU win. Show that they’re beatable (and how), but blow up Wisconsin’s season.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Yeah, I'd be ok with that too, I guess.
by Bucketochicken on Oct 10, 2009 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions
How about nuclear holocaust?
Can we cheer for that in Columbus? Makes a title run MUCH easier…
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
by MissouriHawk on Oct 10, 2009 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Been there lately?
They took er jerbs!
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 10, 2009 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm going for the OSU
I want Wisky to get smacked in the mouth today.
by steaming_pile_of_awcrap on Oct 10, 2009 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Gotta cheer for Wisconsin
Sets up better for a title run for us if they win today.
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
by MissouriHawk on Oct 10, 2009 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I totally understand
But God Damn I really hate Wisconsin
by steaming_pile_of_awcrap on Oct 10, 2009 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know that I've ever seen worse pass defense than I have today watching ISU and KU
Just deplorable.
Also, I don’t know that I’ve seen anyone get to 100+ yards in a more pedestrian fashion that Alex Robinson.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
It's not just KU/ISU
It’s really the entire Big 12 save for OU/UT.
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
by MissouriHawk on Oct 10, 2009 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes
But I’m talking about slow receivers just running free all over the field. Again and again and again. It’s a game where you fire the D-Coordinator afterward.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 10, 2009 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Currently on ESPN Game Cast
I’m told that ISU’s drive has been 9 plays for 57 yeards, 78:07 elapsed. I’m thinking that’s unpossible.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
2 pt conversion FAIL
41-36 KU, 5:00 to play
by Bucketochicken on Oct 10, 2009 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm calling at least
4 more touchdowns in this game (combined).
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 10, 2009 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions
If KU is smart they continue to pass the ball.
As Jebus pointed out, ISU has no pass defense.
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
by MissouriHawk on Oct 10, 2009 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll say this for Rhoads
He looks more passionate about this team today than Chizik looked at any point in his stay in Ames.
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
Holy Hell.
The Fightin’ Windstorms have a shot at this thing…
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I guess
“spoiler” is better than “doormat”
The rebuilding process is working!
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 10, 2009 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Let's not get the computers our just yet
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 10, 2009 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah
and don’t let the PSU ranking in the coaches poll bothr either…
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Over 1000 total yards of offense in the ISU-KU game
Another defensive clinic brought to you by the Big XII! “The Big XII, Where Playstation Stats Happen!”
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
That's no good.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Ouch...that TD was there for the Clones.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Surprised he didn't take a sack. That's the only stupider way to blow a 4th down conversion.
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by jebushchrist on Oct 10, 2009 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Good to see the Clones getting their act together though
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Jesus...
Mangino needs to walk to work more often…and sew his throat shut.
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It's almost amazing to see him walking on the sidelines
You’d think he be on a Segway or golf cart. At worst, a Rascal.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Rascals rule.
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by jebushchrist on Oct 10, 2009 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions
What do you have to eat to maintain that size?
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by jebushchrist on Oct 10, 2009 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions
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by MissouriHawk on Oct 10, 2009 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions
How'd you get in my kitchen?
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by jebushchrist on Oct 10, 2009 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions
You know me too well Mr. O'Chicken
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by MissouriHawk on Oct 10, 2009 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm honestly surprised
KU ran the ball. Figured they’d just keep chucking it all over the field. “Smart” play be damned.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
ISU
is gonna get the ball back. Right?
F’n Gamecast….no TO listing
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 10, 2009 2:59 PM CDT reply actions
What do you learn from a game like this?
They can move the ball against a terrible D.
They can’t stop anyone.
They can’t make big plays when they need them.
They can’t tackle.
They can’t make an extra point.
They can’t make a FG.
They can’t win on the road.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
And I'm stuck with OU/Baylor on ABC.
Fuck you Big 12 country.
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Wisco-OSU on ESPN though. Saved.
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by MissouriHawk on Oct 10, 2009 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I think Jevan Snead is the SEC Ricky Stanzi
A little (ok, a lot) overrated coming into the season, makes inexplicably bad decisions.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
stanzi-ball wisky style
I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here
Al Groh is amazing in October
The rest of the season? Not so much. But, to the chagrin of all my UVA friends, Groh does just enough in October to climb back from the abyss and keep his job for another season.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 10, 2009 3:07 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
So beautiful
words…can’t describe…should have sent..a poet.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
You should be proud
Also, how is it that I didn’t know until today that JCVD was in Breakin’? That’s something I should have known.
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by jebushchrist on Oct 10, 2009 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Sadly
this was probably the best acting Van Damme did in his career.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
It's not acting
… how you say?…. the music bursts from his…. soul
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by jebushchrist on Oct 10, 2009 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions
soul = baguette
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by jebushchrist on Oct 10, 2009 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Why is it
that if you start on the defensive side of the ball, you are completely physically incapable of running 100 yards without being totally gassed?
I thought defensive guys had to do conditioning, too.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 10, 2009 3:09 PM CDT reply actions
Does Gene Simmons have something on ESPN?
Why is KISS being used as their bumper music this week?
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He's the worldwide leader
in producing smoking-hot daughters.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 10, 2009 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Easy
She doesn’t turn 18 for another year.
/creepiness x 100000000 million factor.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Uh
I live in France.
/Polanski’d
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 10, 2009 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, in that case
You’re good to go. In fact, she may be a bit too old for you.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Not if she's on ludes
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by jebushchrist on Oct 10, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Call up the 'ludes dude
get some more ludes!
/Leary’d
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 10, 2009 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions
They're going on tour
To your Cittaaay, I presume.
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by jebushchrist on Oct 10, 2009 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Not until next summer.
The Missourah state fair is already over for this year.
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by MissouriHawk on Oct 10, 2009 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Hate to see him leave but I love to watch him go.
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by jebushchrist on Oct 10, 2009 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I do respect him, but...
I love to watch him strut.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 10, 2009 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions
"He PULLED OUT TOO SOON!"
/overheard in the Wisky game
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Fake FG? Brett's got balls, I guess.
Then again, it’s damn hard to score on OSU straight-up (see: Iowa-OSU, 2003).
Killer block by Graham on the edge, too.
Did you guys see the graphic
Maragos’ brother was a Badger too.
F’n Bucky Badger.
Which one is less cool?
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 10, 2009 3:26 PM CDT reply actions
Must have been educated in Minnesota.
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by MissouriHawk on Oct 10, 2009 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Almost another pick by Wisky there.
Sweatervest really has no clue how to use Pryor does he?
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Wow I am terrible at finding vehicles. I've ventured out to myrtle twice and never found the guys.
Guess I’m stuck watching some football with you guys huh?
Uh oh...
What’s the O/U on the number of arrests from the tailgate?
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by MissouriHawk on Oct 10, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Think of it this way
maybe he’s too drunk to see colors. Or shapes.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 10, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Millen is absolutely fawning over the tOSU receiver who caught that TD pass
It’s like a look inside the mind of a serial killer.
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Well if you count each season in Detroit as a seperate victim.....
8 bodies counts as a serial killer, right?
Not to mention the crushed dreams of a city.
If those dreams count as murders, he’s giving Stalin a run for his money.
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by MissouriHawk on Oct 10, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions
When confronted with Matt Millen's time in Detroit
John Wayne Gacy said “fuckin’ creepy”
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 10, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I consider Millen a spree killer
And the sad thing is, the guy obviously wanted to be caught.
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by jebushchrist on Oct 10, 2009 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Anyone in IC?
what’s the weather? I’m hoping it’s wet, slippery, but not windy. Of course, I don’t know why.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Commentor Argulor
is apparently aimlessly wandering around the west side.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 10, 2009 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I was wandering yes.
Sun is actually peeking out right now. Looks like we’ll get a bump up to about 40 before it gets dark and drops again.
NOAA says overcast and 38 currently
partly cloudy and a low of 21 for tonight.
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by MissouriHawk on Oct 10, 2009 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Stanzi might actually be better
in adverse weather…like the golfer who plays better with a sweater and a jacket on…restricts movement but forces you to play within yourself.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Interesting observation
One could in fact argue his most effective game of the season was the PSU game and its horrendous weather.
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by MissouriHawk on Oct 10, 2009 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions
BIG 10 SHAME UPDATE
Indiana is down 30-0 to Virginia at halftime.
NOT A TYPO. ACTUALLY THIRTY TO ZERO.
Holy Fuck, the bottom of the Big 10 is baaaaad this year.
Willam & Mary > Indiana
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 10, 2009 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Carrie comes to mind.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 10, 2009 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions
no OSU game in KC, only Big Game Bob 21/ Baylor 7
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
It should be on ESPN, actually.
The afternoon B10 game is supposed to be mirrored on ESPN when it’s not on ABC in an area.
if your near the radio....Larry Station live interview
he’s talking about the Michigan game and his tackle of Jamie Morris…
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Was that DickRod's wife, or a whore?
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Game thread is up on the frontpage.
Head over there at your leisure; I’ll close this one in an hour.
Actually, scratch that...
just head over here:
http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2009/10/10/1079550/michigan-time
Easier than keeping track of two separate threads.
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