The unofficial BHGP Michigan shirt, now available at Black Heart Gold Shirts.
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Patrick Vint
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You know...
…if you remove the “S” from “JERKOFFS”… the graphic does sort of look like a fist loosely coiled around a hideously deformed…
Well, never mind.
Yep, I'm definitely retarded.
Funny shirt though.
by Bucketochicken on Oct 1, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I daresay
that this shirt will be extremely popular with more than one schools fanbase. Just dangle it in front of OSUs fans. Plus, you get the bonus of taking their money. It’s a win/win!
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 1, 2009 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Don’t you guys have actual rivals to make shirts about, or are you attempting to fight Illinois to see who gets seventh place on the pecking order of Michigan rivals?
by Yinka Double Dare on Oct 1, 2009 3:58 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Illinois pretends like Michigan is one because they have no football rivals except some half-assed thing with Northwestern. You guys, on the other hand, have actual, long-standing rivals, even if Iowa State is usually as good as a steaming pile of dog shit and Minnesota not much better.
by Yinka Double Dare on Oct 1, 2009 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions
We shall not lose on this point concerning the viability of Illinois' rivals!
Wait…. no one was talking about them. Save you.
by Cairo on Oct 1, 2009 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Stop reading into it so much
Just because we have a fuck-you-shirt made, doesn’t mean we think we’re #1 rivals.
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 1, 2009 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions
How dare we notice who's coming to town in 9 days.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
I’m not seeing the Arkansas State shirt in your collection, if you’re making shirts for everyone you’re playing at home, and we anxiously await your Indiana and Northwestern shirts.
The J Leman shirt remains 110% pure Columbian awesome though.
by Yinka Double Dare on Oct 1, 2009 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Making an Arkansas State t-shirt is the equivalent of kicking a midget in the face for no reason
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 1, 2009 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Well, your rooting interest as well as mine both make it a habit to beat an old man every year...
So why not add Aussie Rules Footmidget to the docket?
by Yinka Double Dare on Oct 1, 2009 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I s'poseda have a reason?
Wow, I feel like a dick. A tall dick.
by Bucketochicken on Oct 1, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
If those teams
lent themselves to such an easy sight gag for a shirt, we probably would do it.
Further, there’s the practical matter that since there’s a BHGP tailgate coming up for that game, perhaps we might want people to have shirts that make them immediately conspicuous as BHGP readers.
But no, you’re right, clearly this is all part of a deep-seated inferiority complex, since that’s what we’re all about here. Way to pick up on the thematic overtones.
And Yinka Dare didn’t even go to Michigan, you tit.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Easy there , Yanka Double Dong-A
Your superiority complex is blazing away with talk about rivalries and such, and only because you brought up the word rivalry. Stop taking this so SERIOUSLY. For god’s sake, this beloved site posts content with insights such as a racist, homophobic, lengendary football coach who diagrams plays in his own semen. It’s just a t-shirt.
Lighten up and act like the rest of your brethren – nonchalant and dismissive of all the lesser lights in the conference.
Those look more like possible students of the former Michigan Agricultural College up in East Lansing. WOOO LET’S BURN COUCHES!
by Yinka Double Dare on Oct 1, 2009 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions


















