The Inaugural BHGP Bowl Game Pick 'Em Champion is Crowned

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 9, 2009 10:45 AM CST

The BHGP Bowl Game Pick 'Em Championship has a winner. Congrats to the "The Human Fund" for taking down first place, getting 23 out of 34 picks correct. If you're feeling ballsy, post your address and I'll send you a prize.

2nd goes to "Three and Out" and 3rd place was "OverThePylon's Picks."

Feel free to identify yourselves by your BHGP name so we can all bask in your glory.

Here's the rest of the top 10:

Rank	Pick Set	Points	Correct Picks
1	The Human Fund	455	23 of 34
2	three and out	418	22 of 34
3	OverThePylon's Picks	398	21 of 34
4	RollStanziRightYouAss	388	18 of 34
5	robodroned	388	21 of 34
6	Rundeemc44	385	23 of 34
7	Charles Rogers - MSU Cum Laude	381	18 of 34
8	Fishy Red Southern Academy	379	19 of 34
9	DRAINAGE	378	20 of 34
10	Herky Beats Cocky	378	19 of 34

And here comes the hardware:

Last place by a fucking mile award:
pfac51

Dude, the person ahead of you had 70 more points.

Least correct picks:
Hoeppner's Headache

10/34? Jamie Pollard picked more right than that.

Worse use of Confidence:
Levi Mitchells
22 out of 34 was good for 3rd among correct picks, but only 19th place in points. YOU BLEW IT!

The Eat Shit and Die Award:
Praireview Rapids
Alcohol-Fueled Bowl Picks
Fishy Red Southern Academy

These 3 shitbags were the only ones who didn't pick Iowa. Enjoy herpes, fuckers.

On a personal note, I'm never using "Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride" as a name for my picks again. I would prefer it if nobody realizes what a dumdick I am. Er.....

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Audible sigh

Well I guess, I have a signature

If you ain't first, you're last

by three and out the kok story on Jan 9, 2009 11:12 AM CST reply actions

Woooooooooooooo!!!!! A Top 40 finish!!!

by Bucketochicken on Jan 9, 2009 11:24 AM CST reply actions

i picked my Castanza style

“pfac51 comes to the realization that he should try to do the opposite of everything, so he does, his luck changes and everything begins to go his way including getting a girlfriend, a job with the Yankees and moving out of his parents’ house.”

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 9, 2009 1:36 PM CST up reply actions

thisclose to top 10

Fucking Alabama.

by imadirtyoldman on Jan 9, 2009 11:34 AM CST reply actions

Wow 4th

and all I did was take the favorite in every game and assign confidence by biggest spreads.

Shonn Greene for Heisman
Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Jan 9, 2009 12:48 PM CST reply actions

Damn you Vegas

For your actual football knowledge!

by chitownhawkeye on Jan 9, 2009 5:39 PM CST up reply actions

part of being smart is knowing when people know more than you

and deferring to them.

Shonn Greene for Heisman
Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Jan 9, 2009 6:32 PM CST up reply actions

well we aint all genious edition here in KC

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 9, 2009 1:31 PM CST reply actions

Third Place...

No one remembers the Japs that finished third behind Phelps for medal #8, but I’m sure they were as thrilled as I am to even be on the podium.

Thanks for throwing all this together, BHGP

by OverThePylon on Jan 9, 2009 1:36 PM CST reply actions

areas for pfac51 improvement for 09 bowl season picks OPEN THREAD.....

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 9, 2009 1:46 PM CST up reply actions

I was going to chastise you some more

But then I looked at your picks and decided that you did the honorable thing by picking every single Big Ten team to win. Then I realized that means you actually picked jNorthwestern as well and I decided that my first instinct was probably right.

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 9, 2009 2:59 PM CST up reply actions

i'm leaving THIS blog in favor of DD cup, tim tebow girlfriend myspace page.....

thanks for the vibes, constructive criticism will be deflected with Lysol…good luck with herpies, fuckers….

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 9, 2009 3:13 PM CST up reply actions

Have you seen her shoes?

Because neither has she.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Jan 9, 2009 4:47 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

i have no black shoe photos of TeBone DD babe....

maybe she has webbed feet…she seems to be able to see well in a bikini….

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 9, 2009 6:33 PM CST up reply actions

There's a prize for this?

Not that I finished anywhere near the money. I’m still waiting for my prize for winning the regular-season variant of the BHGP Pick ‘Em. I just hope the prize isn’t herpes because I ~~already got that on my own~~ don’t want it.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Jan 9, 2009 4:46 PM CST reply actions