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Minnesota Golden Gophers @ Iowa Hawkeyes


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Iowa-Minnesota, RIGHT NOW on ESPN2, and Doug Gottleib is calling the game.  Insert stolen credit card jokes below.

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Sorry we're a few minutes late

I just got home from work and had to prepare for the Tim Tebow drinking game later tonight.

Iowa up 2-1 early.

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 6:07 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

are we wearing Gold? are the LOLgophers in the horrible maroon?

no cable. internet radio only…MEH

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 6:09 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no gold. we never wear gold.

which makes me happy. but I may be in the minority there.

by RossWB on Jan 8, 2009 6:14 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

we miss the gold

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 6:15 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I've never been a fan of the gold unis.

Never liked them on the Lakers, never liked them on the Hawks… eh.

by RossWB on Jan 8, 2009 6:17 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

is it bad

when you have a conference game at home against your arch rivals and you can hear the coaches talking to the players like they were sitting next to you on the couch? gotta love the fan support

by shada's revenge on Jan 8, 2009 6:09 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Minnesota learns the first rule of basketball:

Don’t try to alley oop to a white guy.

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 6:09 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Peterson just about chucked that one into the crowd...

but we would need a crowd for that to happen.

Go Hawks!

by CUNKNNK on Jan 8, 2009 6:10 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

COMMERCIAL BREAK


This is not Doug Gottlieb. I repeat: This IS NOT Doug Gottlieb.

Iowa leads 7-6 early.

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 6:11 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

is Ralph's dad at the game?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 6:16 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No, that's John Lickliter

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 6:18 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Minnesota's clearly trying to push the tempo

Unfortunately for them, they’re doing it by taking horrible shots

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 6:16 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh God No

Andrew Brommer is in the game.

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 6:17 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WOAH

Doug Gottlieb just gave a shoutout to From the Barn.

Mention us and I’ll take it all back, Gottlieb.

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 6:17 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I demand blog equality!

Gottlieb better give a shoutout to BHGP later.

by RossWB on Jan 8, 2009 6:18 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fucker just mentioned Deadspin

We’re better than those fucking amateurs

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 6:19 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Doug?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 6:20 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice drive by Gatens for a finger roll

…but Tate is laying on the floor afterward. Shit.

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 6:19 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i can't wait to start hating tebow and stoops in an hour

iowa basketball is so painful to watch. even when lickliter gets us back to where we expect iowa basketball to be, i think it is going to be slow, gritty, ugly basketball.

by shada's revenge on Jan 8, 2009 6:20 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Cyrus Tate is the only senior that gets regular minutes for Iowa"

J.R. Angle objects, sir.

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 6:20 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh fuck

Tate down w/ an ankle injury

by RossWB on Jan 8, 2009 6:20 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Brommer's ahead of Cole in the big-man rotation?

That is troubling. Fuller remains AWOL, too.

by RossWB on Jan 8, 2009 6:22 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fuller got a few minutes against indiana

i remember that because I said, “Who?… Oh.. yeah”

by shada's revenge on Jan 8, 2009 6:23 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Better late than never

What’s up homeys. how we looking so far? And why aren’t we in HD?

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 6:25 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

God damn do I love Bawinkel

14-10 Iowa, 10:30 to play

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 6:25 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Double Dribble!

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 6:26 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It was pointed out

by a friend that Iowa may have the ugliest team in the NCAA. Not in just their play mind you, but just in shear objective not pleasant to look at. We had a 20 minute debate if Brommer looked like a bad tranny or ugly lesbian.

by three and out the kok story on Jan 8, 2009 6:27 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Great D by Kelly

I have only seen about 5-6 of our games but we seem to be improving.

by houksyndrome on Jan 8, 2009 6:28 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

From what i've seen

MN is killing themselves so far…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 6:28 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's accurate

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 6:28 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That helps

I guess…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 6:29 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Couldn't they at least

Show the Hot Iowa girls, not the homely ones?

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 6:33 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not exactly a thrilling game so far

Gotta talk about something…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 6:34 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They didn't take the opportunity

to talk about KF being mentioned for a NFL head coaching gig? Who is this ESPN and what have they done with the real one?

by chitownhawkeye on Jan 8, 2009 6:40 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like Gottlieb

He’s a good announcer.

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 6:34 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't think MN has scored

Since i turned the game on…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 6:36 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WOWOWOWW!

Look at that press break!

Go Hawks!

by CUNKNNK on Jan 8, 2009 6:36 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cole!

With the dunk and the foul. That’s how you break the press!

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 6:37 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

12 points in 16 minutes

is about the same as not scoring in football…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 6:39 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well, in that case

i’m all for an amari spivey pick 6 to end the half

by shada's revenge on Jan 8, 2009 6:42 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how?

maybe one of those shots we’re bricking off the glass will jam a minny player’s fingers.

ABRACABOOYA!!!

by ABRA CABOOYA on Jan 8, 2009 6:44 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Come on Hawks

Close out the half strong

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 6:43 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 6:45 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Awesome

I hope he goes four years without ever shooting inside the 3 point line.

by NorseHawk on Jan 8, 2009 6:46 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not the last time i checked

and yes that is an awesome stat… i want him to go all four years with out trying a two or a free throw

by shada's revenge on Jan 8, 2009 6:45 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wasn't that airball a 2?

If so, what a way to get that monkey off your back.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 8, 2009 6:45 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That helps

Thank you Peterson…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 6:45 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is it just me

or does Minnesota look like those unathletic undisciplined UK teams that drove Tubby out of Lexington?

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 6:48 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well yes

But teams that get you driven out of Lexington get you lifetime contract extensions in Minneapolis.

by NorseHawk on Jan 8, 2009 6:49 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Freetriplescoredotcom

Isn’t really that hard to say three times fast. If they had named their company Rubberbabybuggybumpers this commerical would make a great deal more sense, though they may not get as many hits. I can’t imagine the market for any sort of Buggy Bumpers is very large.

by NorseHawk on Jan 8, 2009 7:04 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WOWOWOWOW!

Great press break!

Go Hawks!

by CUNKNNK on Jan 8, 2009 7:06 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WOWIE WOW WOW WOW!


Please. Sit. Champagne.

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 7:08 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We are off

From outside tonight…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:09 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They're going to try and kill us inside, what with Tate out

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 7:09 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We're going to try and kill them with threes

Well, that and kindness.

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 7:09 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

why the Gottlieb hate?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:09 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good...

Looks like they addressed the zone offense problem. They are getting the ball to the flasher at the top of the key now already and they even just used a skip pass. Things are looking up.

Go Hawks!

by CUNKNNK on Jan 8, 2009 7:10 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'll go ahead and say it:

How the fuck could anyone look at Minnesota’s schedule and put them in the top 25?

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 7:15 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tubby Smith

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:15 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sat, Nov 29 North Dakota St. W 90-76

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:17 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OU wins the toss;

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:16 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is why I like Fuller

He makes a knucklehead play at the offensive end, but makes up for it by getting a held ball at the other end

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 7:20 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is Iowa aware

That the 2nd half has started? They can stop shooting three’s anytime now…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:20 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

At some point, we're going to have to address this attendance issue

Minnesota shoots/passes an apparent airball and there is absolutely no reaction from the croud.

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 7:20 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'll take Florida -5

Takers?

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 7:21 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hell no

FL is gonna roll. OK hasn’t faced a real D all year and OK’s pass defense is terrible…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:21 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OU WR #1 just got rocked

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:24 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Looked a lil like PI to me..

Major White absolutely annihilated him, but got there a lil early.

¿Quieres chiclets?

by The Mexican't on Jan 8, 2009 7:25 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i like Stoops boys to cover

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:22 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dolph can't believe that Jake Kelly is 2-9 FG tonite

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:21 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What? That the number of made shots is that high?

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 7:22 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Akward explanation

of how to get mono…wow, I’m uncomfortable.

by Shooter McGavin on Jan 8, 2009 7:21 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's kinda gay

/Kinchen’d

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 7:22 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I missed it

Just so I could watch a 17-minute official review.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 8, 2009 7:23 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

brommer block!

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:24 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Some OK Player

Just got destroyed on a fly pattern along the FL sideline…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:24 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

High Five to the Big Ten Network for playing the Iowa game out here

Except its the women vs Purdue

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 7:25 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Game is on ESPN2

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:25 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it's on CNBC

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 8, 2009 7:26 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There's a replay on Cartoon Network

right after “MVP: Most Valuable Primate 2”

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 7:27 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Get it fucking right

The sequel to MVP: Most Valuable Primate is MXC: Most Extreme Primate.

Dick.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 8, 2009 7:29 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm dumb

Everyone above is correct

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 7:27 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was just trying to fit in.

I don’t have a mind of my own.

¿Quieres chiclets?

by The Mexican't on Jan 8, 2009 7:29 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There hasn't been a score

In this game in like 5 minutes…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:25 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bradford made that look easy.

Just a run of the mill 20-yard corner route on 3rd and long.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 8, 2009 7:25 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

tyler smith looked good in the loss to uk

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:27 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I liked the end...

Where he got hurt so bad he couldn’t stand up, and then they finally got him up and he collapsed and screamed until they carried him off…and the announcers were speculating on him being out for the year and stuff…and then he checked back in the game 2 seconds later and scored a basket. He could have won an Oscar.

Go Hawks!

by CUNKNNK on Jan 8, 2009 7:30 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he must play soccer

by txhawkeye on Jan 8, 2009 7:58 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mother of God is this game unwatchable.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 8, 2009 7:28 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Iowa knows

They have to score at some point this half right? Right?

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:28 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Minnesota takes the lead

Shit

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 7:28 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bobby is inconsolable

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:29 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Completely fucking ridiculous

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 8, 2009 7:30 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lick is nonplussed

Minny up 3, 9:00 to play. We’ve gone cold again.

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 7:30 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

is Teabow better than any of the Bears QB's now?

discuss amongst yourself

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:31 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This has to be the ugliest game I've seen this year

and I watch Iowa religiously. That’s saying something.

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 7:34 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hope this game isn't a preview

of what we can expect from non-Indiana B10 games this year. This is atrocious.

by RossWB on Jan 8, 2009 7:35 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Iowa doesn't even try

To do anything inside… I mean, i know we don’t really have the personal, but still…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:35 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Reiner

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 8, 2009 7:36 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I really hated poor Jared Reiner at the time

Like, I used to say just horrible things about him and his immediate family. These last few years have shown me what a fool I was.

by NorseHawk on Jan 8, 2009 7:38 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Without Gatens in the game, we have no chance of breaking a zone defense

and when he’s in, our odds are about the same as mine in a street fight with Bas Jones.

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 7:37 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Right

And I’m sure any one of them would give up their job at T-Mobile to play post for us

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 7:39 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

verizon actually

"When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you don't know." Bill Parcells

by StoopsMyAss on Jan 9, 2009 6:49 AM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tucker...

You know it’s bad when hes coming in…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:39 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

[insert Iowa player here] has to force it

That’s basically sums up the entire half.

by NorseHawk on Jan 8, 2009 7:40 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

PICKED OFF BY OU!

You guys aren’t still watching that shit, right?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 8, 2009 7:40 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I....I can't look away

someone help, please oh god why….WHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY

by NorseHawk on Jan 8, 2009 7:41 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tucker is coming in

and Gottlieb is right (shudder): It’s a scheme issue. We look like we’ve never seen a zone defense before.

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 7:40 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how of desperation, Tucker has to come into the game ~ Dolph

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:40 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs