LIVEGAMEOPENTHREAD: VIVA HATE
Minnesota Golden Gophers at Iowa Hawkeyes, Jan 8, 2009 6:05 PM CST
Iowa-Minnesota, RIGHT NOW on ESPN2, and Doug Gottleib is calling the game. Insert stolen credit card jokes below.
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Sorry we're a few minutes late
I just got home from work and had to prepare for the Tim Tebow drinking game later tonight.
Iowa up 2-1 early.
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are we wearing Gold? are the LOLgophers in the horrible maroon?
no cable. internet radio only…MEH
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
I've never been a fan of the gold unis.
Never liked them on the Lakers, never liked them on the Hawks… eh.
is it bad
when you have a conference game at home against your arch rivals and you can hear the coaches talking to the players like they were sitting next to you on the couch? gotta love the fan support
Minnesota learns the first rule of basketball:
Don’t try to alley oop to a white guy.
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Peterson just about chucked that one into the crowd...
but we would need a crowd for that to happen.
Go Hawks!
COMMERCIAL BREAK

This is not Doug Gottlieb. I repeat: This IS NOT Doug Gottlieb.
Iowa leads 7-6 early.
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Minnesota's clearly trying to push the tempo
Unfortunately for them, they’re doing it by taking horrible shots
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Oh God No
Andrew Brommer is in the game.
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Pos: C Pos Rank: #38 Pos Rating: 3 *'s
http://minnesota.scout.com/a.z?s=176&p=8&c=1&nid=2296322
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WOAH
Doug Gottlieb just gave a shoutout to From the Barn.
Mention us and I’ll take it all back, Gottlieb.
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Fucker just mentioned Deadspin
We’re better than those fucking amateurs
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Nice drive by Gatens for a finger roll
…but Tate is laying on the floor afterward. Shit.
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i can't wait to start hating tebow and stoops in an hour
iowa basketball is so painful to watch. even when lickliter gets us back to where we expect iowa basketball to be, i think it is going to be slow, gritty, ugly basketball.
by which i mean
God, I miss Tom Davis’ style of basketball
by shada's revenge on Jan 8, 2009 6:23 PM CST up reply actions
"Cyrus Tate is the only senior that gets regular minutes for Iowa"
J.R. Angle objects, sir.
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Better late than never
What’s up homeys. how we looking so far? And why aren’t we in HD?
'They are who we thought they were!'
We look like Iowa
fortunately, so do the gophers
by shada's revenge on Jan 8, 2009 6:26 PM CST up reply actions
God damn do I love Bawinkel
14-10 Iowa, 10:30 to play
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It was pointed out
by a friend that Iowa may have the ugliest team in the NCAA. Not in just their play mind you, but just in shear objective not pleasant to look at. We had a 20 minute debate if Brommer looked like a bad tranny or ugly lesbian.
by three and out the kok story on Jan 8, 2009 6:27 PM CST reply actions
I don't know what brommer looks like
but i know he looks like the type of kid i enjoyed kicking the shit out of in high school
by shada's revenge on Jan 8, 2009 6:28 PM CST up reply actions
Couldn't they at least
Show the Hot Iowa girls, not the homely ones?
'They are who we thought they were!'
Iowa is both flat and cold
This is stealler analysis
Not exactly a thrilling game so far
Gotta talk about something…
'They are who we thought they were!'
Flat and cold?
Tell that to my girlfriend! ZING!
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They didn't take the opportunity
to talk about KF being mentioned for a NFL head coaching gig? Who is this ESPN and what have they done with the real one?
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 8, 2009 6:40 PM CST up reply actions
Cole!
With the dunk and the foul. That’s how you break the press!
'They are who we thought they were!'
Yes, I know the difference
His post was addressed “Hey Brommer”
23-10 late in the half, sounds like our football score against them
except, you know, the gophers have scored
12 points in 16 minutes
is about the same as not scoring in football…
'They are who we thought they were!'
well, in that case
i’m all for an amari spivey pick 6 to end the half
by shada's revenge on Jan 8, 2009 6:42 PM CST up reply actions
how?
maybe one of those shots we’re bricking off the glass will jam a minny player’s fingers.
ABRACABOOYA!!!
Has Bawinkle still not attempted a normal field goal yet?
That was one of my favorite stats.
you're right
i think his foot was on the line
by shada's revenge on Jan 8, 2009 6:46 PM CST up reply actions
not the last time i checked
and yes that is an awesome stat… i want him to go all four years with out trying a two or a free throw
by shada's revenge on Jan 8, 2009 6:45 PM CST up reply actions
Wasn't that airball a 2?
If so, what a way to get that monkey off your back.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
I've had this for years and now's my time to use it

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
thank you for making me punch my computer screen
just an unconscious reaction to his pic
by shada's revenge on Jan 8, 2009 6:46 PM CST up reply actions
Is it just me
or does Minnesota look like those unathletic undisciplined UK teams that drove Tubby out of Lexington?
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HALFTIME SHOW
http://www.videosift.com/video/Under-The-Bridge-Literal-Video-Version
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Freetriplescoredotcom
Isn’t really that hard to say three times fast. If they had named their company Rubberbabybuggybumpers this commerical would make a great deal more sense, though they may not get as many hits. I can’t imagine the market for any sort of Buggy Bumpers is very large.
This gives us what
like, two serviceable post players? Fantastic.
WOWIE WOW WOW WOW!

Please. Sit. Champagne.
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They're going to try and kill us inside, what with Tate out
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We're going to try and kill them with threes
Well, that and kindness.
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Good...
Looks like they addressed the zone offense problem. They are getting the ball to the flasher at the top of the key now already and they even just used a skip pass. Things are looking up.
Go Hawks!
I've seen better shooting at Dick Cheney's quail ranch
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Well he was Kurt's personal chef for a number of years...
by Bucketochicken on Jan 8, 2009 7:15 PM CST up reply actions
I'll go ahead and say it:
How the fuck could anyone look at Minnesota’s schedule and put them in the top 25?
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Wed, Dec 10 South Dakota St. W 74-60
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Sat, Nov 29 North Dakota St. W 90-76
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Haven't we always looked lost against a press?
Or is that just flashbacks from < name redacted >
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 8, 2009 7:30 PM CST up reply actions
What the fuck is Norm Parker doing officiating this game?
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Can he call anything besides a base Cover 2?
Because I don’t think that’s a penalty in basketball.
This is why I like Fuller
He makes a knucklehead play at the offensive end, but makes up for it by getting a held ball at the other end
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Is Iowa aware
That the 2nd half has started? They can stop shooting three’s anytime now…
'They are who we thought they were!'
Juaquin Yglesias, brought down like a wounded gazelle.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
At some point, we're going to have to address this attendance issue
Minnesota shoots/passes an apparent airball and there is absolutely no reaction from the croud.
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I'll take Florida -5
Takers?
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by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 7:21 PM CST reply actions
Hell no
FL is gonna roll. OK hasn’t faced a real D all year and OK’s pass defense is terrible…
'They are who we thought they were!'
Looked a lil like PI to me..
Major White absolutely annihilated him, but got there a lil early.
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by The Mexican't on Jan 8, 2009 7:25 PM CST up reply actions
Dolph can't believe that Jake Kelly is 2-9 FG tonite
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What? That the number of made shots is that high?
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I missed it
Just so I could watch a 17-minute official review.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Some OK Player
Just got destroyed on a fly pattern along the FL sideline…
'They are who we thought they were!'
Oklahoma/Florida is totally going to have more points than this abortion
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High Five to the Big Ten Network for playing the Iowa game out here
Except its the women vs Purdue
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by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 7:25 PM CST reply actions
no cable here; only Dolph & Bobby on the internet
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There's a replay on Cartoon Network
right after “MVP: Most Valuable Primate 2”
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Get it fucking right
The sequel to MVP: Most Valuable Primate is MXC: Most Extreme Primate.
Dick.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Hey....I think it's on ESPN 2...
¿Quieres chiclets?
by The Mexican't on Jan 8, 2009 7:26 PM CST up reply actions
I'm dumb
Everyone above is correct
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by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 7:27 PM CST up reply actions
I was just trying to fit in.
I don’t have a mind of my own.
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by The Mexican't on Jan 8, 2009 7:29 PM CST up reply actions
Bradford made that look easy.
Just a run of the mill 20-yard corner route on 3rd and long.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
tyler smith looked good in the loss to uk
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I liked the end...
Where he got hurt so bad he couldn’t stand up, and then they finally got him up and he collapsed and screamed until they carried him off…and the announcers were speculating on him being out for the year and stuff…and then he checked back in the game 2 seconds later and scored a basket. He could have won an Oscar.
Go Hawks!
Iowa knows
They have to score at some point this half right? Right?
'They are who we thought they were!'
Lick is nonplussed
Minny up 3, 9:00 to play. We’ve gone cold again.
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is Teabow better than any of the Bears QB's now?
discuss amongst yourself
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This has to be the ugliest game I've seen this year
and I watch Iowa religiously. That’s saying something.
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I hope this game isn't a preview
of what we can expect from non-Indiana B10 games this year. This is atrocious.
Iowa doesn't even try
To do anything inside… I mean, i know we don’t really have the personal, but still…
'They are who we thought they were!'
I really hated poor Jared Reiner at the time
Like, I used to say just horrible things about him and his immediate family. These last few years have shown me what a fool I was.
Without Gatens in the game, we have no chance of breaking a zone defense
and when he’s in, our odds are about the same as mine in a street fight with Bas Jones.
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Surely Acie Earl has some illegitimate children roaming about
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by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 7:38 PM CST reply actions
Right
And I’m sure any one of them would give up their job at T-Mobile to play post for us
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by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 7:39 PM CST up reply actions
verizon actually
"When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you don't know." Bill Parcells
Only to bait
Lex Luthor into divulging his evil plan.
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 8, 2009 7:41 PM CST up reply actions
[insert Iowa player here] has to force it
That’s basically sums up the entire half.
PICKED OFF BY OU!
You guys aren’t still watching that shit, right?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
I....I can't look away
someone help, please oh god why….WHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY
Tucker is coming in
and Gottlieb is right (shudder): It’s a scheme issue. We look like we’ve never seen a zone defense before.
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how of desperation, Tucker has to come into the game ~ Dolph
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TAKE THAT BACK
YOU TAKE THAT CRITICISM OF TEBOW BACK, YOU MOTHERFUCKER
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HE CIRCUMCISES CHILDREN IN AFRICA!
FOP JESUS
I don't know why I wrote "fop" instead of "for"
I’m sort of drunk
Why are they counting the time between OU snaps?
Did I miss something in the pre-game?
¿Quieres chiclets?
That's been Fox's storyline all week
The OU hurry-up offense vs. Florida’s ESS EEE SEE SPEED
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i got the game on mute in favor of Dolph & Bobby on the interwebs
i think they were taking about max time on O-snaps.
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#5 DB gator got lite up....call Coach Mac
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Holy Crap
Someone (Davis) actually drove to the basket! And something good happened!
'They are who we thought they were!'
Which album?
Because if it’s Love at First Sting, you’re totally getting laid.
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Dolph aid the "crowd" at Carver is 9663...WOW
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Again
We actually make an attempt at getting to the basket and good things happen. What a concept…
'They are who we thought they were!'
Tucker drives to the hole, picks up the foul
Iowa down 2 after the free throws, 1:17 left
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18 offense Reb's for minnie? say it aint' so
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Tom Busch.....er Travis
2007-08 | Sophomore Season:
Made one of the most memorable passes in Gopher history, connecting with Blake Hoffarber on a three-quarter court pass with 1.5 seconds left on the clock against Indiana in the Big Ten Tournament quarterfinals • Hoffarber nailed the shot to beat Indiana advance to the Big Ten Tournament semifinals • made his University of Minnesota debut against Army (11/10) • finished with three points • was not in uniform vs. Central Michigan (11/24), Florida State (11/27), UC Riverside (12/1), North Dakota State (12/3), Colorado State (12/8) or South Dakota State (12/12) due to a thigh bruise • was in uniform but did not play vs. Santa Clara (12/22) due to thigh bruise • played five minutes and scored a season-high six points against Nicholls State (12/28).
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The ball did not seriously just get stuck
Fucking Hawks.
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Dolph says this is the only regular season mtg w/ minnie mouse
iowa had won 3 of 4 from minnie;
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can Teabow transfer to Iowa as we need another 6' 5" point forward
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fucking Hope
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by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 7:57 PM CST reply actions
that's more like it
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by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 7:58 PM CST up reply actions
I feel so confused
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by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 7:59 PM CST reply actions
STOP TEASING ME, YOU ASSHOLES
I know you’re going to lose, just do it so I can watch the NCG.
I haven't understood a single fucking acronym on this site since I've started reading
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by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 8:01 PM CST up reply actions
Every Day Should Be Saturday
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by The Mexican't on Jan 8, 2009 8:03 PM CST up reply actions
Over on Fox
They’re GUSHING over Tebow. “If you have the chance to spend 10 minutes with Tim Tebow, you’re life will be better for it.” Thom Brenneman
who thought it was a good idea to give the biggest game of the yr
to the fucking BTN crew. fucking FOX.
i forgot to run the baseline.........
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Wait wait wait
All you have been watching football, and nobody says something about Ron Cherry calling the national championship game?
You know, this Ron Cherry? He’s going to destroy the BCS on his own.
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I would throw Jake Kelly off the team for that
I’m not even kidding
maybe we SHOULD have wore the gold uniforms....
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all we scored was 49 fucking points???
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May I have your large collection of jean shorts?
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by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 8:06 PM CST up reply actions
Maybe if you have time to launch, watch, rebound and then almost get another shot...
you could have gotten a little bit closer?
Go Hawks!
That's okay...
The Virus is coming back all Willis Reed style against Michigan…it will be epic.
Go Hawks!
he got rocked like Rothlisberger a second ago
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should i listen to the post game on the interwebs or the football game?
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To be fair
our football team is easier to watch
TDFLA
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by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 8:07 PM CST reply actions
I think
it’s the bible thingys written on Tebow’s fake eye black. That bugs the shit out of me
rah, rah! team!! go, fight, chomp, win
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Also
Fuck anybody that points at the sky when they score
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by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 8:11 PM CST up reply actions
I really really
want to see a player flip the sky the bird sometime after fumbling
Only when the
strippers stole his money in Vegas
the off sides? or the shotgun I-formation?
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shit i forgot how close Leak was to coming to Iowa after Brad
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This should
only be a start. What else do you have to do?
Yeah that shit was made to abuse
I wonder how Tebow would look with a big piece of shit in his mouth.
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by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 8:18 PM CST up reply actions
or a dick
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by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 8:18 PM CST up reply actions
or his head could be a turd
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by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 8:18 PM CST up reply actions
eating a dick
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by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 8:18 PM CST up reply actions
you got Teabow / Heisman poop pics?
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How do you have such an extensive collection of shit pictures anyway?
Do I even want to know?
You can usually find them on the same sites as the dick pictures
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by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 8:21 PM CST up reply actions
In the same pictures, in some cases (probably?).
by Bucketochicken on Jan 8, 2009 8:22 PM CST up reply actions
2birds1stone
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by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 8:23 PM CST up reply actions
they'll score more points that Coach Lick's team tonite
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That'll be a nice feather in their cap.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 8, 2009 8:17 PM CST up reply actions
gators should run the option all nite
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These Fox
announcers suck donkey dicks. Muting now.
Correction. Tebow dicks.
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by The Mexican't on Jan 8, 2009 8:22 PM CST up reply actions
what year do i have to get cable then?
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It'll air on ABC
The ESPN crew just handles the actual coverage
good, more money for yahoo.sports/ hawkeyes audio package
send money or lysol.
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lord
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by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 8:26 PM CST up reply actions
I wonder if he knows what to do with them Hoagies
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by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 8:27 PM CST up reply actions
i thought he was Mormon? no pre-marital stuff....send Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride the D cup
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Those ain't D, my friend
She shops at specialty stores….
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by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 8:32 PM CST up reply actions
predictions for cup size, Boss?
she dont’ need any lysol, i’m sure of it……
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Clearly, that whole "throwing the ball directly to a defender" thing isn't Tebow's fault
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He just wants to make sure OU can stay within 50
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by The Mexican't on Jan 8, 2009 8:25 PM CST up reply actions
How will Fox
blame that putrid throw on the receiver and not the holy qb?
OU is running right through Florida now
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Wait...isn't it easier to call the play if you know it before getting to the LOS?
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run the wishbone
that worked before……
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Both Fox announcers just miscounted the downs
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but ESPN cannot take over fast enough
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Can someone explain all the Miami Football stadiums?
Where is this game, where is the Orange Bowl game played, what stadium did U of Miami leave a few years ago, where do the Dolphins play, etc.
It's at Dolphins Stadium
They blew up the real Orange Bowl in March.
by TrueAndValiant on Jan 8, 2009 8:30 PM CST up reply actions
Right.
Miami used to play at the Orange Bowl, but after they moved, it was scheduled for demolition. I think they’re building a new park for the Marlins at the site.
by TrueAndValiant on Jan 8, 2009 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
Joe Robbie Stadium? site of Hawkeye destruction....
they imploded that old piece of shit orange bowl that Bosworth used to love…and the epic fail of Tom osbourne…
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Offense can't score because the defense isn't helping them...
Nevermind the 2 INTs
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You mean Chris Leak wasn't busy tonight?
I’m stunned.
He's holding out until he wins a Super Bowl
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by The Mexican't on Jan 8, 2009 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
he's holding out for a middle management position at Cirucit City
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Teabow is apparently "so passionate"
where the fuck are all the points?
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Internet recruiting service?
Mail order DTs? Who needs Eric Johnson, just get Ferentz that URL.
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yay. WTF was that about?
can we order 3 mitch king’s and 2 matt roth’s? hold the greenway??
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OU found a 25 yr old DT on an internet recruiting service.
Unless I’m absolutely retarded and completely made it up. I refuse to rewind and find out.
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by The Mexican't on Jan 8, 2009 8:41 PM CST up reply actions
These retards
have probably never even heard of it.
They also said...
He was playing semi-pro ball…I’m confused…Doesn’t “semi-pro” mean they pay them? Did he transfer from Ohio State or something?
Go Hawks!
txhawkeye, your right...
he can get someone in iowa city to steal dvd’s for him…he’ll be in charge of the pillows and gourmet coffee
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OU scores 95% of the time they reach the red zone...
1 for 3 tonight. Must be all the jorts in the crowd.
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Is that an Oklahoma thing
or a Florida thing? Or the harmonic conversion of both?
where's that covered carriage they ride in at halftime?
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Ugh
ESPN has dumbass Mark May and demented Lou Holtz talking. The downside to ESPN getting bcs back.
Best part of Crabtree's TD?
Chris Fowler’s O-face, and the subsequent ribbing he received weeks later.
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http://hawkeyes.fandome.com/video/106418/Iowa-Snatches-Victory-from-Nittany-Lions/
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how is Danile Murray
NOT a game changing performance? who gives a fuck about Buffalo or that Casey Dick TD???
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
He was the FedEx Special Teams Performance of the Year.
¿Quieres chiclets?
by The Mexican't on Jan 8, 2009 9:14 PM CST up reply actions
You know
I don’t really care who wins, except that if it’s OU all we’re going to hear is bitching from Texas fans about how they would’ve scored 10 more points against FL.
For comedy's sake
that would be somewhat enjoyable.
But the good news
is that even after Tebow ascends to heaven we’ll still have Brett Favre to fill the time.
So I can spend the offseason shoving an icepick into my eyes and ears.



























