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Minnesota Golden Gophers at Iowa Hawkeyes, Jan 8, 2009 6:05 PM CST


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Iowa-Minnesota, RIGHT NOW on ESPN2, and Doug Gottleib is calling the game.  Insert stolen credit card jokes below.

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Sorry we're a few minutes late

I just got home from work and had to prepare for the Tim Tebow drinking game later tonight.

Iowa up 2-1 early.

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Patrick Vint on Jan 8, 2009 6:07 PM CST reply actions  

are we wearing Gold? are the LOLgophers in the horrible maroon?

no cable. internet radio only…MEH

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 6:09 PM CST reply actions  

no gold. we never wear gold.

which makes me happy. but I may be in the minority there.

by RossWB on Jan 8, 2009 6:14 PM CST up reply actions  

we miss the gold

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 6:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I've never been a fan of the gold unis.

Never liked them on the Lakers, never liked them on the Hawks… eh.

by RossWB on Jan 8, 2009 6:17 PM CST up reply actions  

is it bad

when you have a conference game at home against your arch rivals and you can hear the coaches talking to the players like they were sitting next to you on the couch? gotta love the fan support

by shada's revenge on Jan 8, 2009 6:09 PM CST reply actions  

Minnesota learns the first rule of basketball:

Don’t try to alley oop to a white guy.

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Patrick Vint on Jan 8, 2009 6:09 PM CST reply actions  

Peterson just about chucked that one into the crowd...

but we would need a crowd for that to happen.

Go Hawks!

by CUNKNNK on Jan 8, 2009 6:10 PM CST reply actions  

COMMERCIAL BREAK


This is not Doug Gottlieb. I repeat: This IS NOT Doug Gottlieb.

Iowa leads 7-6 early.

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Patrick Vint on Jan 8, 2009 6:11 PM CST reply actions  

is Ralph's dad at the game?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 6:16 PM CST up reply actions  

No, that's John Lickliter

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Patrick Vint on Jan 8, 2009 6:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Minnesota's clearly trying to push the tempo

Unfortunately for them, they’re doing it by taking horrible shots

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Patrick Vint on Jan 8, 2009 6:16 PM CST reply actions  

Oh God No

Andrew Brommer is in the game.

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Patrick Vint on Jan 8, 2009 6:17 PM CST reply actions  

WOAH

Doug Gottlieb just gave a shoutout to From the Barn.

Mention us and I’ll take it all back, Gottlieb.

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Patrick Vint on Jan 8, 2009 6:17 PM CST reply actions  

I demand blog equality!

Gottlieb better give a shoutout to BHGP later.

by RossWB on Jan 8, 2009 6:18 PM CST reply actions  

Fucker just mentioned Deadspin

We’re better than those fucking amateurs

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Patrick Vint on Jan 8, 2009 6:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Doug?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 6:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice drive by Gatens for a finger roll

…but Tate is laying on the floor afterward. Shit.

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Patrick Vint on Jan 8, 2009 6:19 PM CST reply actions  

i can't wait to start hating tebow and stoops in an hour

iowa basketball is so painful to watch. even when lickliter gets us back to where we expect iowa basketball to be, i think it is going to be slow, gritty, ugly basketball.

by shada's revenge on Jan 8, 2009 6:20 PM CST reply actions  

"Cyrus Tate is the only senior that gets regular minutes for Iowa"

J.R. Angle objects, sir.

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Patrick Vint on Jan 8, 2009 6:20 PM CST reply actions  

Oh fuck

Tate down w/ an ankle injury

by RossWB on Jan 8, 2009 6:20 PM CST reply actions  

fuller got a few minutes against indiana

i remember that because I said, “Who?… Oh.. yeah”

by shada's revenge on Jan 8, 2009 6:23 PM CST reply actions  

Better late than never

What’s up homeys. how we looking so far? And why aren’t we in HD?

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 6:25 PM CST reply actions  

God damn do I love Bawinkel

14-10 Iowa, 10:30 to play

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Patrick Vint on Jan 8, 2009 6:25 PM CST reply actions  

Double Dribble!

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by Patrick Vint on Jan 8, 2009 6:26 PM CST reply actions  

It was pointed out

by a friend that Iowa may have the ugliest team in the NCAA. Not in just their play mind you, but just in shear objective not pleasant to look at. We had a 20 minute debate if Brommer looked like a bad tranny or ugly lesbian.

by three and out the kok story on Jan 8, 2009 6:27 PM CST reply actions  

Great D by Kelly

I have only seen about 5-6 of our games but we seem to be improving.

by houksyndrome on Jan 8, 2009 6:28 PM CST reply actions  

From what i've seen

MN is killing themselves so far…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 6:28 PM CST reply actions  

That's accurate

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Patrick Vint on Jan 8, 2009 6:28 PM CST up reply actions  

That helps

I guess…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 6:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Couldn't they at least

Show the Hot Iowa girls, not the homely ones?

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 6:33 PM CST reply actions  

Not exactly a thrilling game so far

Gotta talk about something…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 6:34 PM CST up reply actions  

They didn't take the opportunity

to talk about KF being mentioned for a NFL head coaching gig? Who is this ESPN and what have they done with the real one?

by chitownhawkeye on Jan 8, 2009 6:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I like Gottlieb

He’s a good announcer.

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 6:34 PM CST reply actions  

I don't think MN has scored

Since i turned the game on…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 6:36 PM CST reply actions  

WOWOWOWW!

Look at that press break!

Go Hawks!

by CUNKNNK on Jan 8, 2009 6:36 PM CST reply actions  

Cole!

With the dunk and the foul. That’s how you break the press!

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 6:37 PM CST reply actions  

12 points in 16 minutes

is about the same as not scoring in football…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 6:39 PM CST up reply actions  

well, in that case

i’m all for an amari spivey pick 6 to end the half

by shada's revenge on Jan 8, 2009 6:42 PM CST up reply actions  

how?

maybe one of those shots we’re bricking off the glass will jam a minny player’s fingers.

ABRACABOOYA!!!

by ABRA CABOOYA on Jan 8, 2009 6:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Come on Hawks

Close out the half strong

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 6:43 PM CST reply actions  

No

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 6:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Awesome

I hope he goes four years without ever shooting inside the 3 point line.

by NorseHawk on Jan 8, 2009 6:46 PM CST up reply actions  

not the last time i checked

and yes that is an awesome stat… i want him to go all four years with out trying a two or a free throw

by shada's revenge on Jan 8, 2009 6:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Wasn't that airball a 2?

If so, what a way to get that monkey off your back.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 8, 2009 6:45 PM CST up reply actions  

That helps

Thank you Peterson…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 6:45 PM CST reply actions  

Is it just me

or does Minnesota look like those unathletic undisciplined UK teams that drove Tubby out of Lexington?

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Patrick Vint on Jan 8, 2009 6:48 PM CST reply actions  

Well yes

But teams that get you driven out of Lexington get you lifetime contract extensions in Minneapolis.

by NorseHawk on Jan 8, 2009 6:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Freetriplescoredotcom

Isn’t really that hard to say three times fast. If they had named their company Rubberbabybuggybumpers this commerical would make a great deal more sense, though they may not get as many hits. I can’t imagine the market for any sort of Buggy Bumpers is very large.

by NorseHawk on Jan 8, 2009 7:04 PM CST reply actions  

WOWOWOWOW!

Great press break!

Go Hawks!

by CUNKNNK on Jan 8, 2009 7:06 PM CST reply actions  

WOWIE WOW WOW WOW!


Please. Sit. Champagne.

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Patrick Vint on Jan 8, 2009 7:08 PM CST up reply actions  

We are off

From outside tonight…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:09 PM CST reply actions  

They're going to try and kill us inside, what with Tate out

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Patrick Vint on Jan 8, 2009 7:09 PM CST reply actions  

We're going to try and kill them with threes

Well, that and kindness.

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Patrick Vint on Jan 8, 2009 7:09 PM CST up reply actions  

why the Gottlieb hate?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:09 PM CST reply actions  

Good...

Looks like they addressed the zone offense problem. They are getting the ball to the flasher at the top of the key now already and they even just used a skip pass. Things are looking up.

Go Hawks!

by CUNKNNK on Jan 8, 2009 7:10 PM CST reply actions  

I'll go ahead and say it:

How the fuck could anyone look at Minnesota’s schedule and put them in the top 25?

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Patrick Vint on Jan 8, 2009 7:15 PM CST reply actions  

Tubby Smith

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Sat, Nov 29 North Dakota St. W 90-76

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:17 PM CST up reply actions  

OU wins the toss;

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:16 PM CST reply actions  

This is why I like Fuller

He makes a knucklehead play at the offensive end, but makes up for it by getting a held ball at the other end

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Patrick Vint on Jan 8, 2009 7:20 PM CST reply actions  

Is Iowa aware

That the 2nd half has started? They can stop shooting three’s anytime now…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:20 PM CST reply actions  

At some point, we're going to have to address this attendance issue

Minnesota shoots/passes an apparent airball and there is absolutely no reaction from the croud.

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Patrick Vint on Jan 8, 2009 7:20 PM CST reply actions  

I'll take Florida -5

Takers?

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 7:21 PM CST reply actions  

Hell no

FL is gonna roll. OK hasn’t faced a real D all year and OK’s pass defense is terrible…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:21 PM CST up reply actions  

OU WR #1 just got rocked

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Looked a lil like PI to me..

Major White absolutely annihilated him, but got there a lil early.

¿Quieres chiclets?

by The Mexican't on Jan 8, 2009 7:25 PM CST up reply actions  

i like Stoops boys to cover

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Dolph can't believe that Jake Kelly is 2-9 FG tonite

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:21 PM CST reply actions  

What? That the number of made shots is that high?

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Patrick Vint on Jan 8, 2009 7:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Akward explanation

of how to get mono…wow, I’m uncomfortable.

by Shooter McGavin on Jan 8, 2009 7:21 PM CST reply actions  

That's kinda gay

/Kinchen’d

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Patrick Vint on Jan 8, 2009 7:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I missed it

Just so I could watch a 17-minute official review.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 8, 2009 7:23 PM CST up reply actions  

brommer block!

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:24 PM CST reply actions  

Some OK Player

Just got destroyed on a fly pattern along the FL sideline…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:24 PM CST reply actions  

High Five to the Big Ten Network for playing the Iowa game out here

Except its the women vs Purdue

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 7:25 PM CST reply actions  

Game is on ESPN2

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:25 PM CST up reply actions  

it's on CNBC

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 8, 2009 7:26 PM CST up reply actions  

There's a replay on Cartoon Network

right after “MVP: Most Valuable Primate 2”

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Patrick Vint on Jan 8, 2009 7:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Get it fucking right

The sequel to MVP: Most Valuable Primate is MXC: Most Extreme Primate.

Dick.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 8, 2009 7:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm dumb

Everyone above is correct

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 7:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I was just trying to fit in.

I don’t have a mind of my own.

¿Quieres chiclets?

by The Mexican't on Jan 8, 2009 7:29 PM CST up reply actions  

There hasn't been a score

In this game in like 5 minutes…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:25 PM CST reply actions  

Bradford made that look easy.

Just a run of the mill 20-yard corner route on 3rd and long.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 8, 2009 7:25 PM CST reply actions  

tyler smith looked good in the loss to uk

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:27 PM CST reply actions  

I liked the end...

Where he got hurt so bad he couldn’t stand up, and then they finally got him up and he collapsed and screamed until they carried him off…and the announcers were speculating on him being out for the year and stuff…and then he checked back in the game 2 seconds later and scored a basket. He could have won an Oscar.

Go Hawks!

by CUNKNNK on Jan 8, 2009 7:30 PM CST up reply actions  

he must play soccer

by txhawkeye on Jan 8, 2009 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Mother of God is this game unwatchable.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 8, 2009 7:28 PM CST reply actions  

Iowa knows

They have to score at some point this half right? Right?

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:28 PM CST reply actions  

Minnesota takes the lead

Shit

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Patrick Vint on Jan 8, 2009 7:28 PM CST reply actions  

Completely fucking ridiculous

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 8, 2009 7:30 PM CST reply actions  

Lick is nonplussed

Minny up 3, 9:00 to play. We’ve gone cold again.

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Patrick Vint on Jan 8, 2009 7:30 PM CST reply actions  

is Teabow better than any of the Bears QB's now?

discuss amongst yourself

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:31 PM CST reply actions  

This has to be the ugliest game I've seen this year

and I watch Iowa religiously. That’s saying something.

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Patrick Vint on Jan 8, 2009 7:34 PM CST reply actions  

I hope this game isn't a preview

of what we can expect from non-Indiana B10 games this year. This is atrocious.

by RossWB on Jan 8, 2009 7:35 PM CST reply actions  

Iowa doesn't even try

To do anything inside… I mean, i know we don’t really have the personal, but still…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:35 PM CST reply actions  

Reiner

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 8, 2009 7:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I really hated poor Jared Reiner at the time

Like, I used to say just horrible things about him and his immediate family. These last few years have shown me what a fool I was.

by NorseHawk on Jan 8, 2009 7:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Without Gatens in the game, we have no chance of breaking a zone defense

and when he’s in, our odds are about the same as mine in a street fight with Bas Jones.

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Patrick Vint on Jan 8, 2009 7:37 PM CST reply actions  

Right

And I’m sure any one of them would give up their job at T-Mobile to play post for us

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 7:39 PM CST up reply actions  

verizon actually

"When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you don't know." Bill Parcells

by StoopsMyAss on Jan 9, 2009 6:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Tucker...

You know it’s bad when hes coming in…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:39 PM CST reply actions  

PICKED OFF BY OU!

You guys aren’t still watching that shit, right?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 8, 2009 7:40 PM CST reply actions  

I....I can't look away

someone help, please oh god why….WHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY

by NorseHawk on Jan 8, 2009 7:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Tucker is coming in

and Gottlieb is right (shudder): It’s a scheme issue. We look like we’ve never seen a zone defense before.

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Patrick Vint on Jan 8, 2009 7:40 PM CST reply actions  

how of desperation, Tucker has to come into the game ~ Dolph

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:40 PM CST reply actions  

Tebow INT.

That throw was TERRIBLE.

¿Quieres chiclets?

by The Mexican't on Jan 8, 2009 7:40 PM CST reply actions  

TAKE THAT BACK

YOU TAKE THAT CRITICISM OF TEBOW BACK, YOU MOTHERFUCKER

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Patrick Vint on Jan 8, 2009 7:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh Jesus thank you Gatens

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by Patrick Vint on Jan 8, 2009 7:42 PM CST reply actions  

Hey!

We scored!

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:42 PM CST reply actions  

AND AGAIN

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Patrick Vint on Jan 8, 2009 7:43 PM CST up reply actions  

And Again

For Gatens…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:43 PM CST reply actions  

where the fuck is Dairese Gary?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:43 PM CST reply actions  

Why are they counting the time between OU snaps?

Did I miss something in the pre-game?

¿Quieres chiclets?

by The Mexican't on Jan 8, 2009 7:44 PM CST reply actions  

That's been Fox's storyline all week

The OU hurry-up offense vs. Florida’s ESS EEE SEE SPEED

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Patrick Vint on Jan 8, 2009 7:44 PM CST up reply actions  

i got the game on mute in favor of Dolph & Bobby on the interwebs

i think they were taking about max time on O-snaps.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:45 PM CST up reply actions  

#5 DB gator got lite up....call Coach Mac

;this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Holy Crap

Someone (Davis) actually drove to the basket! And something good happened!

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:44 PM CST reply actions  

That means

She’s easy….

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Which is exactly

Why’d she get with any of us on this board…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Which album?

Because if it’s Love at First Sting, you’re totally getting laid.

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Patrick Vint on Jan 8, 2009 7:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Dolph aid the "crowd" at Carver is 9663...WOW

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:47 PM CST reply actions  

Again

We actually make an attempt at getting to the basket and good things happen. What a concept…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:51 PM CST reply actions  

Tucker drives to the hole, picks up the foul

Iowa down 2 after the free throws, 1:17 left

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Patrick Vint on Jan 8, 2009 7:52 PM CST reply actions  

18 offense Reb's for minnie? say it aint' so

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:52 PM CST reply actions  

Some Guy

That keeps schooling Iowa…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Head for the mountains

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Patrick Vint on Jan 8, 2009 7:53 PM CST up reply actions  

is that McMahon?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I think it's Rob Lowe

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Patrick Vint on Jan 8, 2009 7:56 PM CST up reply actions  

shit.,.your right

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Tom Busch.....er Travis

2007-08 | Sophomore Season:
Made one of the most memorable passes in Gopher history, connecting with Blake Hoffarber on a three-quarter court pass with 1.5 seconds left on the clock against Indiana in the Big Ten Tournament quarterfinals • Hoffarber nailed the shot to beat Indiana advance to the Big Ten Tournament semifinals • made his University of Minnesota debut against Army (11/10) • finished with three points • was not in uniform vs. Central Michigan (11/24), Florida State (11/27), UC Riverside (12/1), North Dakota State (12/3), Colorado State (12/8) or South Dakota State (12/12) due to a thigh bruise • was in uniform but did not play vs. Santa Clara (12/22) due to thigh bruise • played five minutes and scored a season-high six points against Nicholls State (12/28).

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:54 PM CST up reply actions  

The ball did not seriously just get stuck

Fucking Hawks.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 8, 2009 7:54 PM CST reply actions  

What a gay finish...

Held ball stuck on the rim? Come on!?!?

Go Hawks!

by CUNKNNK on Jan 8, 2009 7:54 PM CST reply actions  

You've got to be fucking kidding me

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Patrick Vint on Jan 8, 2009 7:54 PM CST reply actions  

Wow

That was an interesting end to the possession…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:54 PM CST reply actions  

Dolph says this is the only regular season mtg w/ minnie mouse

iowa had won 3 of 4 from minnie;

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:55 PM CST reply actions  

can Teabow transfer to Iowa as we need another 6' 5" point forward

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:57 PM CST reply actions  

fucking Hope

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 7:57 PM CST reply actions  

And Dashed...

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

So...

If they are 19th and we lose by 5 or 6 then we should be ranked right?

Go Hawks!

by CUNKNNK on Jan 8, 2009 7:57 PM CST reply actions  

Iowa's RPI is like 49

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:59 PM CST up reply actions  

So...

You’re saying there’s a chance…

Go Hawks!

by CUNKNNK on Jan 8, 2009 8:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I feel so confused

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 7:59 PM CST reply actions  

STOP TEASING ME, YOU ASSHOLES

I know you’re going to lose, just do it so I can watch the NCG.

by NorseHawk on Jan 8, 2009 7:59 PM CST reply actions  

Jesus. Seriously.

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Over on Fox

They’re GUSHING over Tebow. “If you have the chance to spend 10 minutes with Tim Tebow, you’re life will be better for it.” Thom Brenneman

by Duez I say on Jan 8, 2009 7:59 PM CST reply actions  

FINISH YOUR DRINK

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Patrick Vint on Jan 8, 2009 8:00 PM CST up reply actions  

bring in J.R.....tyler...

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:00 PM CST up reply actions  

end of 1st; OU 0/ LOLgators 0

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:02 PM CST reply actions  

Wait wait wait

All you have been watching football, and nobody says something about Ron Cherry calling the national championship game?

You know, this Ron Cherry? He’s going to destroy the BCS on his own.

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Patrick Vint on Jan 8, 2009 8:03 PM CST reply actions  

maybe we SHOULD have wore the gold uniforms....

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:03 PM CST reply actions  

Wow

That was, umm… interesting…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 8:04 PM CST reply actions  

all we scored was 49 fucking points???

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:04 PM CST reply actions  

HHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA.

ABRACABOOYA!!!

by ABRA CABOOYA on Jan 8, 2009 8:04 PM CST reply actions  

That's okay...

The Virus is coming back all Willis Reed style against Michigan…it will be epic.

Go Hawks!

by CUNKNNK on Jan 8, 2009 8:05 PM CST reply actions  

we would have won if JR played

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:05 PM CST reply actions  

Tim Tebow throws like a pansy when he gets hit

by txhawkeye on Jan 8, 2009 8:05 PM CST reply actions  

he got rocked like Rothlisberger a second ago

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:06 PM CST up reply actions  

To be fair

our football team is easier to watch

by txhawkeye on Jan 8, 2009 8:06 PM CST reply actions  

TDFLA

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 8:07 PM CST reply actions  

fuck

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:07 PM CST up reply actions  

the 1983 gator bowl?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I think

it’s the bible thingys written on Tebow’s fake eye black. That bugs the shit out of me

by txhawkeye on Jan 8, 2009 8:09 PM CST up reply actions  

John 3:16 ??

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Also

Fuck anybody that points at the sky when they score

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate that too. I’m an intolerant asshole.

by txhawkeye on Jan 8, 2009 8:12 PM CST up reply actions  

doesnt drew brees do that?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I really really

want to see a player flip the sky the bird sometime after fumbling

by NorseHawk on Jan 8, 2009 8:13 PM CST up reply actions  

It’d be only right.

by txhawkeye on Jan 8, 2009 8:14 PM CST up reply actions  

didn't Pac_man jones do that?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Only when the

strippers stole his money in Vegas

by txhawkeye on Jan 8, 2009 8:17 PM CST up reply actions  

wow

time to go throw some money and make it rain at the Domino’s delivery lady….

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:20 PM CST up reply actions  

TD OU....no pointing at the sky

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Um, how about 3 years ago?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 8, 2009 8:10 PM CST up reply actions  

the off sides? or the shotgun I-formation?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

shit i forgot how close Leak was to coming to Iowa after Brad

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:09 PM CST reply actions  

TIM DEEBO

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 8, 2009 8:13 PM CST reply actions  

This should

only be a start. What else do you have to do?

by txhawkeye on Jan 8, 2009 8:16 PM CST up reply actions  

alright

time for domino’s pizza

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah that shit was made to abuse

I wonder how Tebow would look with a big piece of shit in his mouth.

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 8:18 PM CST up reply actions  

or a dick

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 8:18 PM CST up reply actions  

or his head could be a turd

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 8:18 PM CST up reply actions  

eating a dick

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 8:18 PM CST up reply actions  

you got Teabow / Heisman poop pics?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:21 PM CST up reply actions  

6 points for OU...

Nice lil drive, there.

¿Quieres chiclets?

by The Mexican't on Jan 8, 2009 8:14 PM CST reply actions  

Son of a minnnnersterster...

15 yards for being a dickface? At Florida? NEVER.

¿Quieres chiclets?

by The Mexican't on Jan 8, 2009 8:20 PM CST reply actions  

These Fox

announcers suck donkey dicks. Muting now.

by txhawkeye on Jan 8, 2009 8:21 PM CST reply actions  

Circumcised by Tim Tebow

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Patrick Vint on Jan 8, 2009 8:23 PM CST up reply actions  

what year do i have to get cable then?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

It'll air on ABC

The ESPN crew just handles the actual coverage

by NorseHawk on Jan 8, 2009 8:27 PM CST up reply actions  

good, more money for yahoo.sports/ hawkeyes audio package

send money or lysol.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:30 PM CST up reply actions  

These?

Like all Fox announcers don’t?

by chitownhawkeye on Jan 8, 2009 8:59 PM CST up reply actions  

he's busy

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

lord

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 8:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Those ain't D, my friend

She shops at specialty stores….

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 8:32 PM CST up reply actions  

predictions for cup size, Boss?

she dont’ need any lysol, i’m sure of it……

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:33 PM CST up reply actions  

How will Fox

blame that putrid throw on the receiver and not the holy qb?

by txhawkeye on Jan 8, 2009 8:24 PM CST reply actions  

OU is running right through Florida now

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Patrick Vint on Jan 8, 2009 8:25 PM CST reply actions  

NOT! so fast my friend

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Both Fox announcers just miscounted the downs

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but ESPN cannot take over fast enough

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Patrick Vint on Jan 8, 2009 8:29 PM CST reply actions  

Can someone explain all the Miami Football stadiums?

Where is this game, where is the Orange Bowl game played, what stadium did U of Miami leave a few years ago, where do the Dolphins play, etc.

by Duez I say on Jan 8, 2009 8:29 PM CST reply actions  

It's at Dolphins Stadium

They blew up the real Orange Bowl in March.

by TrueAndValiant on Jan 8, 2009 8:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Right.

Miami used to play at the Orange Bowl, but after they moved, it was scheduled for demolition. I think they’re building a new park for the Marlins at the site.

by TrueAndValiant on Jan 8, 2009 8:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Joe Robbie Stadium? site of Hawkeye destruction....

they imploded that old piece of shit orange bowl that Bosworth used to love…and the epic fail of Tom osbourne…

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:31 PM CST reply actions  

fuck

a Leak sighting….how;s the Arena Leagu…..errr….

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:34 PM CST up reply actions  

he's holding out for a middle management position at Cirucit City

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Don’t you mean Bed Bath & Beyond?

by txhawkeye on Jan 8, 2009 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Teabow is apparently "so passionate"

where the fuck are all the points?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Internet recruiting service?

Mail order DTs? Who needs Eric Johnson, just get Ferentz that URL.

¿Quieres chiclets?

by The Mexican't on Jan 8, 2009 8:38 PM CST reply actions  

yay. WTF was that about?

can we order 3 mitch king’s and 2 matt roth’s? hold the greenway??

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

OU found a 25 yr old DT on an internet recruiting service.

Unless I’m absolutely retarded and completely made it up. I refuse to rewind and find out.

¿Quieres chiclets?

by The Mexican't on Jan 8, 2009 8:41 PM CST up reply actions  

They also said...

He was playing semi-pro ball…I’m confused…Doesn’t “semi-pro” mean they pay them? Did he transfer from Ohio State or something?

Go Hawks!

by CUNKNNK on Jan 8, 2009 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

txhawkeye, your right...

he can get someone in iowa city to steal dvd’s for him…he’ll be in charge of the pillows and gourmet coffee

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:38 PM CST reply actions  

OU scores 95% of the time they reach the red zone...

1 for 3 tonight. Must be all the jorts in the crowd.

¿Quieres chiclets?

by The Mexican't on Jan 8, 2009 8:50 PM CST reply actions  

Is that an Oklahoma thing

or a Florida thing? Or the harmonic conversion of both?

by txhawkeye on Jan 8, 2009 8:53 PM CST up reply actions  

where's that covered carriage they ride in at halftime?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:55 PM CST up reply actions  

it was god will

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Ugh

ESPN has dumbass Mark May and demented Lou Holtz talking. The downside to ESPN getting bcs back.

by txhawkeye on Jan 8, 2009 8:55 PM CST reply actions  

Best part of Crabtree's TD?

Chris Fowler’s O-face, and the subsequent ribbing he received weeks later.

¿Quieres chiclets?

by The Mexican't on Jan 8, 2009 8:59 PM CST reply actions  

how is Danile Murray

NOT a game changing performance? who gives a fuck about Buffalo or that Casey Dick TD???

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

You know

I don’t really care who wins, except that if it’s OU all we’re going to hear is bitching from Texas fans about how they would’ve scored 10 more points against FL.

by chitownhawkeye on Jan 8, 2009 9:05 PM CST reply actions  

For comedy's sake

that would be somewhat enjoyable.

by txhawkeye on Jan 8, 2009 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

fuck TU...er UT

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

But the good news

is that even after Tebow ascends to heaven we’ll still have Brett Favre to fill the time.
So I can spend the offseason shoving an icepick into my eyes and ears.

by chitownhawkeye on Jan 8, 2009 9:09 PM CST reply actions  

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