LIVEGAMEOPENTHREAD: VIVA HATE
Minnesota Golden Gophers at Iowa Hawkeyes, Jan 8, 2009 6:05 PM CST
Iowa-Minnesota, RIGHT NOW on ESPN2, and Doug Gottleib is calling the game. Insert stolen credit card jokes below.
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Sorry we're a few minutes late
I just got home from work and had to prepare for the Tim Tebow drinking game later tonight.
Iowa up 2-1 early.
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 6:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
are we wearing Gold? are the LOLgophers in the horrible maroon?
no cable. internet radio only…MEH
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 6:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
no gold. we never wear gold.
which makes me happy. but I may be in the minority there.
by RossWB on Jan 8, 2009 6:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
or we never wear gold anymore at least.
alford teams wore it a lot.
by RossWB on Jan 8, 2009 6:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
we miss the gold
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 6:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I've never been a fan of the gold unis.
Never liked them on the Lakers, never liked them on the Hawks… eh.
by RossWB on Jan 8, 2009 6:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
is it bad
when you have a conference game at home against your arch rivals and you can hear the coaches talking to the players like they were sitting next to you on the couch? gotta love the fan support
by shada's revenge on Jan 8, 2009 6:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Minnesota learns the first rule of basketball:
Don’t try to alley oop to a white guy.
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 6:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Peterson just about chucked that one into the crowd...
but we would need a crowd for that to happen.
Go Hawks!
by CUNKNNK on Jan 8, 2009 6:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
COMMERCIAL BREAK

This is not Doug Gottlieb. I repeat: This IS NOT Doug Gottlieb.
Iowa leads 7-6 early.
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 6:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
is Ralph's dad at the game?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 6:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
No, that's John Lickliter
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 6:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Minnesota's clearly trying to push the tempo
Unfortunately for them, they’re doing it by taking horrible shots
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 6:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Oh God No
Andrew Brommer is in the game.
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 6:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Pos: C Pos Rank: #38 Pos Rating: 3 *'s
http://minnesota.scout.com/a.z?s=176&p=8&c=1&nid=2296322
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 6:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
WOAH
Doug Gottlieb just gave a shoutout to From the Barn.
Mention us and I’ll take it all back, Gottlieb.
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 6:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I demand blog equality!
Gottlieb better give a shoutout to BHGP later.
by RossWB on Jan 8, 2009 6:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Fucker just mentioned Deadspin
We’re better than those fucking amateurs
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 6:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Nice drive by Gatens for a finger roll
…but Tate is laying on the floor afterward. Shit.
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 6:19 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
i can't wait to start hating tebow and stoops in an hour
iowa basketball is so painful to watch. even when lickliter gets us back to where we expect iowa basketball to be, i think it is going to be slow, gritty, ugly basketball.
by shada's revenge on Jan 8, 2009 6:20 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
you think?
I am certain
by three and out the kok story on Jan 8, 2009 6:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
by which i mean
God, I miss Tom Davis’ style of basketball
by shada's revenge on Jan 8, 2009 6:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
"Cyrus Tate is the only senior that gets regular minutes for Iowa"
J.R. Angle objects, sir.
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 6:20 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
oh that's great
cyrus just screamed
by shada's revenge on Jan 8, 2009 6:20 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Brommer's ahead of Cole in the big-man rotation?
That is troubling. Fuller remains AWOL, too.
by RossWB on Jan 8, 2009 6:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
fuller got a few minutes against indiana
i remember that because I said, “Who?… Oh.. yeah”
by shada's revenge on Jan 8, 2009 6:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Better late than never
What’s up homeys. how we looking so far? And why aren’t we in HD?
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 6:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
We look like Iowa
fortunately, so do the gophers
by shada's revenge on Jan 8, 2009 6:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
God damn do I love Bawinkel
14-10 Iowa, 10:30 to play
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 6:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Brommer with 2 straight horrible offensive players.
Good times.
by RossWB on Jan 8, 2009 6:26 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Double Dribble!

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 6:26 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
It was pointed out
by a friend that Iowa may have the ugliest team in the NCAA. Not in just their play mind you, but just in shear objective not pleasant to look at. We had a 20 minute debate if Brommer looked like a bad tranny or ugly lesbian.
by three and out the kok story on Jan 8, 2009 6:27 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I don't know what brommer looks like
but i know he looks like the type of kid i enjoyed kicking the shit out of in high school
by shada's revenge on Jan 8, 2009 6:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Tucker isn't exactly Denzel Washington and JR Angle - yikes
by houksyndrome on Jan 8, 2009 6:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Matt Gattens isn't completely goofy looking
Was the best I could come up.
by three and out the kok story on Jan 8, 2009 6:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Great D by Kelly
I have only seen about 5-6 of our games but we seem to be improving.
by houksyndrome on Jan 8, 2009 6:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
From what i've seen
MN is killing themselves so far…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 6:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That's accurate
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 6:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That helps
I guess…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 6:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
We should have
Had the first board…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 6:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
At least IA
appears to be playing good D.
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 6:30 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Couldn't they at least
Show the Hot Iowa girls, not the homely ones?
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 6:33 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Iowa is both flat and cold
This is stealler analysis
by NorseHawk on Jan 8, 2009 6:34 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Not exactly a thrilling game so far
Gotta talk about something…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 6:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Not exactly gonna help the recruiting
by houksyndrome on Jan 8, 2009 6:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Flat and cold?
Tell that to my girlfriend! ZING!
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 6:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'll tell her something... WITH MY BALLS!!!!
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 8, 2009 6:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
They didn't take the opportunity
to talk about KF being mentioned for a NFL head coaching gig? Who is this ESPN and what have they done with the real one?
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 8, 2009 6:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I like Gottlieb
He’s a good announcer.
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 6:34 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I don't think MN has scored
Since i turned the game on…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 6:36 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
WOWOWOWW!
Look at that press break!
Go Hawks!
by CUNKNNK on Jan 8, 2009 6:36 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Cole!
With the dunk and the foul. That’s how you break the press!
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 6:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Hey Brommer
THAT’s how you finish. Dunk for Cole. And a chance for a +1.
by RossWB on Jan 8, 2009 6:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Pft, like +1 means anything for Brommer anyway
by NorseHawk on Jan 8, 2009 6:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, I know the difference
His post was addressed “Hey Brommer”
by NorseHawk on Jan 8, 2009 6:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
23-10 late in the half, sounds like our football score against them
except, you know, the gophers have scored
by shada's revenge on Jan 8, 2009 6:38 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
12 points in 16 minutes
is about the same as not scoring in football…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 6:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
well, in that case
i’m all for an amari spivey pick 6 to end the half
by shada's revenge on Jan 8, 2009 6:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Alright zone, let's shoot them out of this
by houksyndrome on Jan 8, 2009 6:39 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
how?
maybe one of those shots we’re bricking off the glass will jam a minny player’s fingers.
ABRACABOOYA!!!
by ABRA CABOOYA on Jan 8, 2009 6:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Come on Hawks
Close out the half strong
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 6:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Has Bawinkle still not attempted a normal field goal yet?
That was one of my favorite stats.
by NorseHawk on Jan 8, 2009 6:44 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
No
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 6:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I think one of his last airballs may have been a long 2
by houksyndrome on Jan 8, 2009 6:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
you're right
i think his foot was on the line
by shada's revenge on Jan 8, 2009 6:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
If it's an airball
Does it really count? I say no…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 6:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
not the last time i checked
and yes that is an awesome stat… i want him to go all four years with out trying a two or a free throw
by shada's revenge on Jan 8, 2009 6:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, he was on the line on that last ugly heave.
Go Hawks!
by CUNKNNK on Jan 8, 2009 6:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Wasn't that airball a 2?
If so, what a way to get that monkey off your back.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 8, 2009 6:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
talk about a band-aid
on bricks and airballs
ABRACABOOYA!!!
by ABRA CABOOYA on Jan 8, 2009 6:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That helps
Thank you Peterson…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 6:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I've had this for years and now's my time to use it

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 8, 2009 6:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
thank you for making me punch my computer screen
just an unconscious reaction to his pic
by shada's revenge on Jan 8, 2009 6:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Is it just me
or does Minnesota look like those unathletic undisciplined UK teams that drove Tubby out of Lexington?
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 6:48 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
HALFTIME SHOW
http://www.videosift.com/video/Under-The-Bridge-Literal-Video-Version
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 6:49 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
This is kind of a fun time waster too...
My cousin sent me this today…
Iowa Vs. Anyone
Go Hawks!
by CUNKNNK on Jan 8, 2009 6:58 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
WOOOO INNERPARTYSYSTEM RAWWWWKS
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 8, 2009 7:04 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Freetriplescoredotcom
Isn’t really that hard to say three times fast. If they had named their company Rubberbabybuggybumpers this commerical would make a great deal more sense, though they may not get as many hits. I can’t imagine the market for any sort of Buggy Bumpers is very large.
by NorseHawk on Jan 8, 2009 7:04 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Tate
With a bad sprain and out for the 2nd half..
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
pussy
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 8, 2009 7:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
This gives us what
like, two serviceable post players? Fantastic.
by NorseHawk on Jan 8, 2009 7:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Angle
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 7:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
WOWIE WOW WOW WOW!

Please. Sit. Champagne.
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 7:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
We are off
From outside tonight…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
They're going to try and kill us inside, what with Tate out
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 7:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
We're going to try and kill them with threes
Well, that and kindness.
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 7:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
why the Gottlieb hate?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
He's the Jer-Main man now!
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 8, 2009 7:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Good...
Looks like they addressed the zone offense problem. They are getting the ball to the flasher at the top of the key now already and they even just used a skip pass. Things are looking up.
Go Hawks!
by CUNKNNK on Jan 8, 2009 7:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I've seen better shooting at Dick Cheney's quail ranch
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 8, 2009 7:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Or in Layne Staley's apartment...
by Bucketochicken on Jan 8, 2009 7:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
or in Kurt Cobain's mouth
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 8, 2009 7:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I bet you know all about putting things in Kurt Cobain's mouth
by NorseHawk on Jan 8, 2009 7:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Well he was Kurt's personal chef for a number of years...
by Bucketochicken on Jan 8, 2009 7:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
he loved pesto and donuts.
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 8, 2009 7:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Also buckshot
bringing this full circle
by NorseHawk on Jan 8, 2009 7:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'll go ahead and say it:
How the fuck could anyone look at Minnesota’s schedule and put them in the top 25?
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 7:15 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Tubby Smith
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Wins against the Big East go a long ways.
by houksyndrome on Jan 8, 2009 7:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Wed, Dec 10 South Dakota St. W 74-60
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Sat, Nov 29 North Dakota St. W 90-76
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
OU wins the toss;
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
How can we continue to look so lost against a press?
Insane.
Go Hawks!
by CUNKNNK on Jan 8, 2009 7:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Haven't we always looked lost against a press?
Or is that just flashbacks from < name redacted >
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 8, 2009 7:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
This is starting to get away from us.
by houksyndrome on Jan 8, 2009 7:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
What the fuck is Norm Parker doing officiating this game?
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 7:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Can he call anything besides a base Cover 2?
Because I don’t think that’s a penalty in basketball.
by NorseHawk on Jan 8, 2009 7:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
This is why I like Fuller
He makes a knucklehead play at the offensive end, but makes up for it by getting a held ball at the other end
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 7:20 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
and TOTALLY REDEEMS HIMSELF!
Go Hawks!
by CUNKNNK on Jan 8, 2009 7:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Is Iowa aware
That the 2nd half has started? They can stop shooting three’s anytime now…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:20 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Juaquin Yglesias, brought down like a wounded gazelle.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 8, 2009 7:20 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
At some point, we're going to have to address this attendance issue
Minnesota shoots/passes an apparent airball and there is absolutely no reaction from the croud.
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 7:20 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I'll take Florida -5
Takers?
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 7:21 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Hell no
FL is gonna roll. OK hasn’t faced a real D all year and OK’s pass defense is terrible…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
OU WR #1 just got rocked
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Looked a lil like PI to me..
Major White absolutely annihilated him, but got there a lil early.
¿Quieres chiclets?
by The Mexican't on Jan 8, 2009 7:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
i like Stoops boys to cover
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Dolph can't believe that Jake Kelly is 2-9 FG tonite
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:21 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
What? That the number of made shots is that high?
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 7:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Akward explanation
of how to get mono…wow, I’m uncomfortable.
by Shooter McGavin on Jan 8, 2009 7:21 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That's kinda gay
/Kinchen’d
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 7:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I missed it
Just so I could watch a 17-minute official review.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 8, 2009 7:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That is not a factual statement.
Go Hawks!
by CUNKNNK on Jan 8, 2009 7:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Eye oh...whaaa?
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 7:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
brommer block!
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:24 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Some OK Player
Just got destroyed on a fly pattern along the FL sideline…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:24 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Jesustittyfucking christ! It's still 31-29?
by Bucketochicken on Jan 8, 2009 7:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Oklahoma/Florida is totally going to have more points than this abortion
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 7:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
High Five to the Big Ten Network for playing the Iowa game out here
Except its the women vs Purdue
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 7:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Game is on ESPN2
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
no cable here; only Dolph & Bobby on the internet
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
it's on CNBC
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 8, 2009 7:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
There's a replay on Cartoon Network
right after “MVP: Most Valuable Primate 2”
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 7:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Get it fucking right
The sequel to MVP: Most Valuable Primate is MXC: Most Extreme Primate.
Dick.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 8, 2009 7:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Hey....I think it's on ESPN 2...
¿Quieres chiclets?
by The Mexican't on Jan 8, 2009 7:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm dumb
Everyone above is correct
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 7:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I was just trying to fit in.
I don’t have a mind of my own.
¿Quieres chiclets?
by The Mexican't on Jan 8, 2009 7:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
There hasn't been a score
In this game in like 5 minutes…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Bradford made that look easy.
Just a run of the mill 20-yard corner route on 3rd and long.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 8, 2009 7:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Tyler Smith should have to transfer back now.
Go Hawks!
by CUNKNNK on Jan 8, 2009 7:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Stupid Tyler Smith's Dad, being an asshole and getting cancer...
by NorseHawk on Jan 8, 2009 7:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I know right...
That’s what I’m saying!
Go Hawks!
by CUNKNNK on Jan 8, 2009 7:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
tyler smith looked good in the loss to uk
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:27 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I liked the end...
Where he got hurt so bad he couldn’t stand up, and then they finally got him up and he collapsed and screamed until they carried him off…and the announcers were speculating on him being out for the year and stuff…and then he checked back in the game 2 seconds later and scored a basket. He could have won an Oscar.
Go Hawks!
by CUNKNNK on Jan 8, 2009 7:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Mother of God is this game unwatchable.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 8, 2009 7:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Iowa knows
They have to score at some point this half right? Right?
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
We should probably score sometime here...
Go Hawks!
by CUNKNNK on Jan 8, 2009 7:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Minnesota takes the lead
Shit
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 7:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Our offense looks like it did against WV
by houksyndrome on Jan 8, 2009 7:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
And about 12 other games?
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
heh heh, "his length."
good one Doug.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 8, 2009 7:29 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Bobby is inconsolable
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:29 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Completely fucking ridiculous
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 8, 2009 7:30 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
This is what happens when you don't recruit any big men - you can't rebound
by houksyndrome on Jan 8, 2009 7:30 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
How lucky can they get...
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:30 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Lick is nonplussed
Minny up 3, 9:00 to play. We’ve gone cold again.
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 7:30 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
is Teabow better than any of the Bears QB's now?
discuss amongst yourself
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by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:31 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Correction:
Fuck T-Jack
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Iowa's Bench is turning into an infirmary
by storminspank on Jan 8, 2009 7:31 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
can J.R. play then??
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by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
J.R. doesn't "play"
He DOMINATES.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 8, 2009 7:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
We've Made 1 FG
One in the 2nd half.
by storminspank on Jan 8, 2009 7:34 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I'm surprised we made 1...
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
This has to be the ugliest game I've seen this year
and I watch Iowa religiously. That’s saying something.
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 7:34 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I hope this game isn't a preview
of what we can expect from non-Indiana B10 games this year. This is atrocious.
by RossWB on Jan 8, 2009 7:35 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Iowa doesn't even try
To do anything inside… I mean, i know we don’t really have the personal, but still…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:35 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Who gets the ball inside?
Brommer?
by storminspank on Jan 8, 2009 7:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Reiner
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 8, 2009 7:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I really hated poor Jared Reiner at the time
Like, I used to say just horrible things about him and his immediate family. These last few years have shown me what a fool I was.
by NorseHawk on Jan 8, 2009 7:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
We don't have the personnel because Lick didn't recruit the personnel, instead he recruited 20 guys that are all 6'5
by houksyndrome on Jan 8, 2009 7:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
No kidding... all that recruiting in ONE YEAR
Come on.
by storminspank on Jan 8, 2009 7:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Without Gatens in the game, we have no chance of breaking a zone defense
and when he’s in, our odds are about the same as mine in a street fight with Bas Jones.
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 7:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Surely Acie Earl has some illegitimate children roaming about
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 7:38 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
As does Reggie Evans i would imagine...
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Right
And I’m sure any one of them would give up their job at T-Mobile to play post for us
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 7:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
verizon actually
"When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you don't know." Bill Parcells
by StoopsMyAss on Jan 9, 2009 6:49 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Can Iowa come back from 6 points
Doubtful
by storminspank on Jan 8, 2009 7:38 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
But they said he's Superman!
Superman doesn’t throw INTs, does he?
by RossWB on Jan 8, 2009 7:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Only to bait
Lex Luthor into divulging his evil plan.
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 8, 2009 7:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Tucker...
You know it’s bad when hes coming in…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:39 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
[insert Iowa player here] has to force it
That’s basically sums up the entire half.
by NorseHawk on Jan 8, 2009 7:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
PICKED OFF BY OU!
You guys aren’t still watching that shit, right?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 8, 2009 7:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I....I can't look away
someone help, please oh god why….WHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY
by NorseHawk on Jan 8, 2009 7:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Tucker is coming in
and Gottlieb is right (shudder): It’s a scheme issue. We look like we’ve never seen a zone defense before.
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 7:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
how of desperation, Tucker has to come into the game ~ Dolph
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by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Iowa Running FIVE guards
Whens the last time we saw that?
by storminspank on Jan 8, 2009 7:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Tebow INT.
That throw was TERRIBLE.
¿Quieres chiclets?
by The Mexican't on Jan 8, 2009 7:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
TAKE THAT BACK
YOU TAKE THAT CRITICISM OF TEBOW BACK, YOU MOTHERFUCKER
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 7:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
HE CIRCUMCISES CHILDREN IN AFRICA!
FOP JESUS
by NorseHawk on Jan 8, 2009 7:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know why I wrote "fop" instead of "for"
I’m sort of drunk
by NorseHawk on Jan 8, 2009 7:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh Jesus thank you Gatens
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 7:42 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Hey!
We scored!
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:42 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
AND AGAIN
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 7:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I think he drives NASCAR or some shit
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 7:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Is that Tebow or Gatens out there? I can't tell?
Go Hawks!
by CUNKNNK on Jan 8, 2009 7:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
And Again
For Gatens…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
where the fuck is Dairese Gary?
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by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Why are they counting the time between OU snaps?
Did I miss something in the pre-game?
¿Quieres chiclets?
by The Mexican't on Jan 8, 2009 7:44 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That's been Fox's storyline all week
The OU hurry-up offense vs. Florida’s ESS EEE SEE SPEED
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 7:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
i got the game on mute in favor of Dolph & Bobby on the interwebs
i think they were taking about max time on O-snaps.
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by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
#5 DB gator got lite up....call Coach Mac
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by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Holy Crap
Someone (Davis) actually drove to the basket! And something good happened!
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:44 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
The girl downstairs is fucking BLASTING the Scorpions. Weird.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 8, 2009 7:46 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That means
She’s easy….
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Which is exactly
Why’d she get with any of us on this board…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Which album?
Because if it’s Love at First Sting, you’re totally getting laid.
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 7:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Gotta make the GD Free Throws...
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:47 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Dolph aid the "crowd" at Carver is 9663...WOW
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:47 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
COULD NOLAN PALM THAT BALL ANY MORE???
And got away with a shove.
by storminspank on Jan 8, 2009 7:47 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
72 is a big fat cheater.
¿Quieres chiclets?
by The Mexican't on Jan 8, 2009 7:48 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
If Tate were still in we'd be up 4, maybe 5, easy.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 8, 2009 7:49 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Again
We actually make an attempt at getting to the basket and good things happen. What a concept…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Tucker drives to the hole, picks up the foul
Iowa down 2 after the free throws, 1:17 left
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 7:52 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
18 offense Reb's for minnie? say it aint' so
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by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:52 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Some Guy
That keeps schooling Iowa…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
The dude with the sweet Crustasche
Go Hawks!
by CUNKNNK on Jan 8, 2009 7:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Head for the mountains
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 7:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
is that McMahon?
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by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I think it's Rob Lowe
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 7:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
shit.,.your right
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by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Tom Busch.....er Travis
2007-08 | Sophomore Season:
Made one of the most memorable passes in Gopher history, connecting with Blake Hoffarber on a three-quarter court pass with 1.5 seconds left on the clock against Indiana in the Big Ten Tournament quarterfinals • Hoffarber nailed the shot to beat Indiana advance to the Big Ten Tournament semifinals • made his University of Minnesota debut against Army (11/10) • finished with three points • was not in uniform vs. Central Michigan (11/24), Florida State (11/27), UC Riverside (12/1), North Dakota State (12/3), Colorado State (12/8) or South Dakota State (12/12) due to a thigh bruise • was in uniform but did not play vs. Santa Clara (12/22) due to thigh bruise • played five minutes and scored a season-high six points against Nicholls State (12/28).
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
The ball did not seriously just get stuck
Fucking Hawks.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 8, 2009 7:54 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
What a gay finish...
Held ball stuck on the rim? Come on!?!?
Go Hawks!
by CUNKNNK on Jan 8, 2009 7:54 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
You've got to be fucking kidding me
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 7:54 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Wow
That was an interesting end to the possession…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:54 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
oh and by the way, just for NorseHawk
FOP JESUS

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 8, 2009 7:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Dolph says this is the only regular season mtg w/ minnie mouse
iowa had won 3 of 4 from minnie;
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by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Percy Harvin is as fast as Iowa BB is incompetent
Which is to say, very.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 8, 2009 7:56 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
can Teabow transfer to Iowa as we need another 6' 5" point forward
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by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:57 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
fucking Hope
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 7:57 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
And Dashed...
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
that's more like it
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 7:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
So...
If they are 19th and we lose by 5 or 6 then we should be ranked right?
Go Hawks!
by CUNKNNK on Jan 8, 2009 7:57 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Iowa's RPI is like 49
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by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 7:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I feel so confused
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 7:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
STOP TEASING ME, YOU ASSHOLES
I know you’re going to lose, just do it so I can watch the NCG.
by NorseHawk on Jan 8, 2009 7:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Jesus. Seriously.
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 7:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm heading over to EDSBS
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 7:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I haven't understood a single fucking acronym on this site since I've started reading
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 8:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Every Day Should Be Saturday
¿Quieres chiclets?
by The Mexican't on Jan 8, 2009 8:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Over on Fox
They’re GUSHING over Tebow. “If you have the chance to spend 10 minutes with Tim Tebow, you’re life will be better for it.” Thom Brenneman
by Duez I say on Jan 8, 2009 7:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
FINISH YOUR DRINK
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 8:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Brenneman can eat my ass. I hate that fucking guy.
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 8:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
brenneman likes bob kraft
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by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
who thought it was a good idea to give the biggest game of the yr
to the fucking BTN crew. fucking FOX.
by RossWB on Jan 8, 2009 8:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
bring in J.R.....tyler...
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by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You're damn right
Gatens is better than Busch
by Shooter McGavin on Jan 8, 2009 8:00 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
i forgot to run the baseline.........
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by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
end of 1st; OU 0/ LOLgators 0
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:02 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Way to foul the 83% FT shooter...
Go Hawks!
by CUNKNNK on Jan 8, 2009 8:02 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Wait wait wait
All you have been watching football, and nobody says something about Ron Cherry calling the national championship game?
You know, this Ron Cherry? He’s going to destroy the BCS on his own.
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 8:03 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I would throw Jake Kelly off the team for that
I’m not even kidding
by NorseHawk on Jan 8, 2009 8:03 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
maybe we SHOULD have wore the gold uniforms....
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by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:03 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Wow
That was, umm… interesting…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Jan 8, 2009 8:04 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
all we scored was 49 fucking points???
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by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:04 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
/shoots self in face
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 8, 2009 8:04 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
May I have your large collection of jean shorts?
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 8:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe if you have time to launch, watch, rebound and then almost get another shot...
you could have gotten a little bit closer?
Go Hawks!
by CUNKNNK on Jan 8, 2009 8:04 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
HHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA.
ABRACABOOYA!!!
by ABRA CABOOYA on Jan 8, 2009 8:04 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That's okay...
The Virus is coming back all Willis Reed style against Michigan…it will be epic.
Go Hawks!
by CUNKNNK on Jan 8, 2009 8:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
we would have won if JR played
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by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Tim Tebow throws like a pansy when he gets hit
by txhawkeye on Jan 8, 2009 8:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
he got rocked like Rothlisberger a second ago
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by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
our fb team scored more against minni than our bb team.
sad.
by indyhawk on Jan 8, 2009 8:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
should i listen to the post game on the interwebs or the football game?
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by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
To be fair
our football team is easier to watch
by txhawkeye on Jan 8, 2009 8:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
TDFLA
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 8:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Someting about Florida
makes me hate them
by txhawkeye on Jan 8, 2009 8:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
the 1983 gator bowl?
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by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Chris Leak still does it for me.
Go Hawks!
by CUNKNNK on Jan 8, 2009 8:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I think
it’s the bible thingys written on Tebow’s fake eye black. That bugs the shit out of me
by txhawkeye on Jan 8, 2009 8:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
rah, rah! team!! go, fight, chomp, win
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by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
John 3:16 ??
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Also
Fuck anybody that points at the sky when they score
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 8:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I hate that too. I’m an intolerant asshole.
by txhawkeye on Jan 8, 2009 8:12 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
doesnt drew brees do that?
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by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I really really
want to see a player flip the sky the bird sometime after fumbling
by NorseHawk on Jan 8, 2009 8:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
didn't Pac_man jones do that?
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by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Only when the
strippers stole his money in Vegas
by txhawkeye on Jan 8, 2009 8:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
TD OU....no pointing at the sky
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by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Um, how about 3 years ago?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 8, 2009 8:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
the off sides? or the shotgun I-formation?
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by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
shit i forgot how close Leak was to coming to Iowa after Brad
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by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
TIM DEEBO

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 8, 2009 8:13 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Haven't you abused poor Photoshop enough tonight?
by NorseHawk on Jan 8, 2009 8:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
This should
only be a start. What else do you have to do?
by txhawkeye on Jan 8, 2009 8:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah that shit was made to abuse
I wonder how Tebow would look with a big piece of shit in his mouth.
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 8:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
or a dick
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 8:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
or his head could be a turd
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 8:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
eating a dick
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 8:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
you got Teabow / Heisman poop pics?
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by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
How do you have such an extensive collection of shit pictures anyway?
Do I even want to know?
by NorseHawk on Jan 8, 2009 8:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You can usually find them on the same sites as the dick pictures
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 8:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
In the same pictures, in some cases (probably?).
by Bucketochicken on Jan 8, 2009 8:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
2birds1stone
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 8:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
teabow's women?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I got mind control over Tebow...
Go Hawks!
by CUNKNNK on Jan 8, 2009 9:12 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
6 points for OU...
Nice lil drive, there.
¿Quieres chiclets?
by The Mexican't on Jan 8, 2009 8:14 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
they'll score more points that Coach Lick's team tonite
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by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That'll be a nice feather in their cap.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 8, 2009 8:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Collectively speaking, of course.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 8, 2009 8:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
gators should run the option all nite
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by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Son of a minnnnersterster...
15 yards for being a dickface? At Florida? NEVER.
¿Quieres chiclets?
by The Mexican't on Jan 8, 2009 8:20 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
These Fox
announcers suck donkey dicks. Muting now.
by txhawkeye on Jan 8, 2009 8:21 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Correction. Tebow dicks.
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by The Mexican't on Jan 8, 2009 8:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Circumcised by Tim Tebow
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 8:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Thank god ESPN got the rights to the BCS back
by NorseHawk on Jan 8, 2009 8:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
what year do i have to get cable then?
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by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It'll air on ABC
The ESPN crew just handles the actual coverage
by NorseHawk on Jan 8, 2009 8:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
good, more money for yahoo.sports/ hawkeyes audio package
send money or lysol.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
These?
Like all Fox announcers don’t?
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 8, 2009 8:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
he's busy

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by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
lord
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 8:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if he knows what to do with them Hoagies
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 8:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
i thought he was Mormon? no pre-marital stuff....send Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride the D cup
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by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Those ain't D, my friend
She shops at specialty stores….
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 8, 2009 8:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
predictions for cup size, Boss?
she dont’ need any lysol, i’m sure of it……
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by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Clearly, that whole "throwing the ball directly to a defender" thing isn't Tebow's fault
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 8:24 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
He just wants to make sure OU can stay within 50
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by The Mexican't on Jan 8, 2009 8:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
How will Fox
blame that putrid throw on the receiver and not the holy qb?
by txhawkeye on Jan 8, 2009 8:24 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
OU is running right through Florida now
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 8:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
NOT! so fast my friend
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by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Wait...isn't it easier to call the play if you know it before getting to the LOS?
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by The Mexican't on Jan 8, 2009 8:27 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Coach O'Keefe? We await your answer.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 8, 2009 8:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
run the wishbone
that worked before……
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by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Both Fox announcers just miscounted the downs
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but ESPN cannot take over fast enough
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2009 8:29 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Can someone explain all the Miami Football stadiums?
Where is this game, where is the Orange Bowl game played, what stadium did U of Miami leave a few years ago, where do the Dolphins play, etc.
by Duez I say on Jan 8, 2009 8:29 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
It's at Dolphins Stadium
They blew up the real Orange Bowl in March.
by TrueAndValiant on Jan 8, 2009 8:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Right.
Miami used to play at the Orange Bowl, but after they moved, it was scheduled for demolition. I think they’re building a new park for the Marlins at the site.
by TrueAndValiant on Jan 8, 2009 8:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Joe Robbie Stadium? site of Hawkeye destruction....
they imploded that old piece of shit orange bowl that Bosworth used to love…and the epic fail of Tom osbourne…
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:31 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Offense can't score because the defense isn't helping them...
Nevermind the 2 INTs
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by The Mexican't on Jan 8, 2009 8:31 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
You mean Chris Leak wasn't busy tonight?
I’m stunned.
by NorseHawk on Jan 8, 2009 8:34 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
He's holding out until he wins a Super Bowl
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by The Mexican't on Jan 8, 2009 8:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
he's holding out for a middle management position at Cirucit City
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by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Teabow is apparently "so passionate"
where the fuck are all the points?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Internet recruiting service?
Mail order DTs? Who needs Eric Johnson, just get Ferentz that URL.
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by The Mexican't on Jan 8, 2009 8:38 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
yay. WTF was that about?
can we order 3 mitch king’s and 2 matt roth’s? hold the greenway??
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
OU found a 25 yr old DT on an internet recruiting service.
Unless I’m absolutely retarded and completely made it up. I refuse to rewind and find out.
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by The Mexican't on Jan 8, 2009 8:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
These retards
have probably never even heard of it.
by txhawkeye on Jan 8, 2009 8:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
They also said...
He was playing semi-pro ball…I’m confused…Doesn’t “semi-pro” mean they pay them? Did he transfer from Ohio State or something?
Go Hawks!
by CUNKNNK on Jan 8, 2009 9:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
txhawkeye, your right...
he can get someone in iowa city to steal dvd’s for him…he’ll be in charge of the pillows and gourmet coffee
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:38 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
OU scores 95% of the time they reach the red zone...
1 for 3 tonight. Must be all the jorts in the crowd.
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by The Mexican't on Jan 8, 2009 8:50 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Is that an Oklahoma thing
or a Florida thing? Or the harmonic conversion of both?
by txhawkeye on Jan 8, 2009 8:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
where's that covered carriage they ride in at halftime?
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by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
it was god will
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by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 8:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Ugh
ESPN has dumbass Mark May and demented Lou Holtz talking. The downside to ESPN getting bcs back.
by txhawkeye on Jan 8, 2009 8:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Best part of Crabtree's TD?
Chris Fowler’s O-face, and the subsequent ribbing he received weeks later.
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by The Mexican't on Jan 8, 2009 8:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOOO DANIEL MURRAY
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by The Mexican't on Jan 8, 2009 8:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
http://hawkeyes.fandome.com/video/106418/Iowa-Snatches-Victory-from-Nittany-Lions/
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by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 9:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
how is Danile Murray
NOT a game changing performance? who gives a fuck about Buffalo or that Casey Dick TD???
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by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 9:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
He was the FedEx Special Teams Performance of the Year.
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by The Mexican't on Jan 8, 2009 9:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You know
I don’t really care who wins, except that if it’s OU all we’re going to hear is bitching from Texas fans about how they would’ve scored 10 more points against FL.
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 8, 2009 9:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
For comedy's sake
that would be somewhat enjoyable.
by txhawkeye on Jan 8, 2009 9:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
fuck TU...er UT
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Jan 8, 2009 9:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
But the good news
is that even after Tebow ascends to heaven we’ll still have Brett Favre to fill the time.
So I can spend the offseason shoving an icepick into my eyes and ears.
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