Hey jNorthwestern....
by Hawkaloogie on Jan 4, 2009 1:03 AM CST
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Secondly, being a Hawkeye fan, I hereby dictate that the only football years that we will use to bolster our opinions are the late 1920's, the late 1930's, the late 1950's, the 1980's, the early to mid 1990's and the 2000's.
Thirdly, as far as I am concerned, the Big Ten went 1-0 in bowl games this year. FUCK EVERYBODY ELSE!
Fourthly, remember in Pulp Fiction, when they opened the brief case and saw the green glow? Well, internet scuttlebutt was always that the glow was Marcellus Wallace's soul. Turns out the green glow is actually Shonn Greene's penis.
Fifthly, why is it that I am the only person I know that cannot stand any other team in the country? I mean, outside of the service academies, I could honestly give two shits what happens to anyone. I am a fan of the game, so I watch. But, I hope the rest of the Big Ten eats a fat dick as long as my Hawkeyes are winning.
"Go Hawks or Get Herpes".
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That depends
did you sleep with any opposing fans this year or not?
by The Nihilist on Jan 4, 2009 10:31 AM CST up reply actions
But they're so well dressed!
You’ve never banged an annoying chick until you’ve banged one wearing an Armani suit. Am I right jNU fans? Or am I right?
by imadirtyoldman on Jan 4, 2009 10:58 AM CST up reply actions
Ugh
You only have yourself to blame (or a terrible set of beer goggles) if you stoop so low as to sleep with Northwestern girls.
And I say that as a Northwestern fan and alum.
I generally just hate teams whose fans piss me off the most recently
That’s why I thoroughly enjoyed watching jNU eat a shit sandwich.
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 4, 2009 4:37 PM CST reply actions
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