How is it that you get to dictate the point at which all football talk begins?  You religiously point to your "football rebirth" of 1995.  First off, I would call it more of a football "birth", not a re-birth, which would indicate that you actually had football prior to that date. 

Secondly, being a Hawkeye fan, I hereby dictate that the only football years that we will use to bolster our opinions are the late 1920's, the late 1930's,  the late 1950's, the 1980's, the early to mid 1990's and the 2000's. 

Thirdly, as far as I am concerned, the Big Ten went 1-0 in bowl games this year.  FUCK EVERYBODY ELSE!

Fourthly, remember in Pulp Fiction, when they opened the brief case and saw the green glow?  Well, internet scuttlebutt was always that the glow was Marcellus Wallace's soul.  Turns out the green glow is actually Shonn Greene's penis.

Fifthly, why is it that I am the only person I know that cannot stand any other team in the country?  I mean, outside of the service academies, I could honestly give two shits what happens to anyone.  I am a fan of the game, so I watch.  But, I hope the rest of the Big Ten eats a fat dick as long as my Hawkeyes are winning. 

"Go Hawks or Get Herpes".