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Indiana Hoosiers @ Iowa Hawkeyes


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A visual representation of Indiana's season-to-date

We might have had the great misfortune of not scheduling Michigan during its Season of Great Football Discontent.  We might have missed our opportunity to exorcise the demons of years gone by, to revel in that rarest of circumstances.  We might have kicked and screamed and cursed Jim Delaney for not giving us that catharsis.

Indiana basketball is not so lucky.

If you haven't been paying attention, the Hoosiers are a hot pile of fail.  They come in at 5-7, losers of their last three (including home games against Just Northeastern and Lipscomb) and relying on a half-dozen newcomers for virtually all their offensive production.  Much like Michigan, they will be back, and soon; Tom Crean (unquestionable star of the BTN basketball coaches' commercial) brought in a top-notch recruiting class, and he's sure to bring in more.  It just hasn't helped considerably this season.

3:30 CST tipoff live from Carver-Hawkeye Arena on the Big Ten Network (announcers TBD).  Let's kick them while they're down, eh?

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Nice picture, but does the arrow really need to be there?

I mean, it’s perfectly obvious that the kid’s shirt is on backwards – the arrow is just overkill, man.

by Bucketochicken on Jan 3, 2009 3:19 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow...nice find!

That kid is a dead ringer for Anthony Tucker.

"When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you don't know." Bill Parcells

by StoopsMyAss on Jan 3, 2009 3:25 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OK, I'm here

Breakfast is made, Iowa is tied.

Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 3:42 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Was that just a fast break basket?

Who are you and what have you done with my Hawkeyes?

Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 3:43 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh no, Hightower again?

God damn it, he hates us.

Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 3:43 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gatens answers an Indiana trey

10-8 Iowa, 14:00 left in the first half.

In other news, HS Sr. just text messaged “Why do we get that Hawk killer ref every time?” Like father, like son.

Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 3:48 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Peterson dribbles it off his foot

Just when I think I’m being undily hard on Peterson, a kid who is still learning his position and obviously is trying hard, he goes and does something like that.

We have no rebounding, and that’s against a couple of big white freshmen. Indiana leads 12-10, timeout Iowa.

Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 3:53 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice play by Peterson

See? There ya go Jeff. Love ya buddy.

Great pass to Tate for the lay-in.

Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 3:57 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And he follows it with a carry

Fucking god damn it.

Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 3:58 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Matt Roth

The Indy BB player, not Iowa FB player… is REALLY sweaty.

by storminspank on Jan 3, 2009 3:59 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Matt Roth the Iowa FB player is also really sweaty

They’re both descendants of former Cuban mogue Hyman Roth.

Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 4:01 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Booooooooooooooooring

This game, not this thread…

by storminspank on Jan 3, 2009 4:01 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No, I would say both.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 4:01 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That was a horrendous call

I mean, obviously I’ll take it for the And-1, but that guy was in good position.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 4:02 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yep

Prob should have been a charge or a no call.

by storminspank on Jan 3, 2009 4:04 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's an iffy blocking call, but we'll take it

3-point play by Tate puts Iowa up 18-15

Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 4:02 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

COMMERCIAL BREAK

18-15 Iowa, 8:00 to go. And thank God I’m not talking to myself anymore.

Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 4:03 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Needed a disco nap.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 4:03 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Breakfast

Eggs, tomatoes, peppers (they were Ro*Tel, actually), bacon, and cheese between two pieces of grilled bread.

You know what’s better than bacon? Bacon smothered in cheese.

Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 4:04 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is he good at anything?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 4:07 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fouling

I think that’s about it.

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 4:07 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Make-up call...eh, maybe not

Kelly was moving a little.

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 4:08 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Check out that killer perimeter defense for Brommer!

Yes, they called it on Kelly, but really, Brommer was fouling him for a good 3 steps on the drive.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 4:09 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tom Crean's hair

More ridiculous than Steve Alford’s butt cut?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 4:09 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Impossible

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 4:10 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice pass, nice shot

Jeff Peterson (the Jeckyl & Hyde routine continues) finds Gatens for the layup and the foul.

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 4:09 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Somehow Gaten's shot goes in

It hits the side of the basket and pops up and in. Killer.

by storminspank on Jan 3, 2009 4:10 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's impossible

You can’t have more than 100%. I’m surprised you didn’t know that.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 4:12 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tate with the 7-step layup!

Again, I’ll take it, but what more did he have to do to get a travel call?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 4:11 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice interior D by Tate

The Virus denies the pass, then sprints down and gets a bucket and a foul.

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 4:11 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This ref is a dick

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 4:13 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Do we need to bring it back?

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 4:14 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No no no, I mean the white guy

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 4:16 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There's Eddie

Finding fouls where they don’t exist.

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 4:16 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Indiana's interior defense is really poor

If Tate stays out of foul trouble, he should end up with 20 points today.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 4:14 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That #3 dribbles like an asshole

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 4:15 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You might want to get that checked out

If your asshole is dribbling, it could be the first sign of a serious gastrointestinal problem.

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 4:16 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Andrew Brommer fucking sucks at basketball

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 4:16 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ANDREW BROMMER

Pros:

Is tall
Can dress self with minimal supervision

Cons:

Literally everything else

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 4:18 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gatens with THE KISS...a little high

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 4:21 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is Indiana's #3 Li'l Lickliter?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 4:22 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It is! Look at that little munchkin fuck.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 4:24 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey, knock it off
  1. lights it up at Middle School Open Gym

by storminspank on Jan 3, 2009 4:24 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Double dribble?

Did that just get called? Did Hightower give us the requisite “Dubble Dwibthle” reference?

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 4:25 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Peterson knocks in a trey

Iowa goes to the break up 33-27

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 4:27 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jeff Peterson and Andrew Brommer should fight to the death

And then when one guy wins, Lickliter would say “LOL just kidding” and pull out a revolver and kill the other guy.

There would be no charges filed.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 4:27 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Recruitment Videos 101

Not offered

And when the machine breaks down, we break down.

by victorypolka on Jan 3, 2009 4:41 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

14 pts. for Tate?

Does that happen? Ever?

And when the machine breaks down, we break down.

by victorypolka on Jan 3, 2009 4:44 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Two words:

Butler system

And when the machine breaks down, we break down.

by victorypolka on Jan 3, 2009 4:47 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I understand that..

But the backdoor we have run a few times this season was fantastic and it will probably help keep Tate from getting all hot and bothered every game.

I’d rather have him spending the energy on baskets than on eating children or elbowing opponents and getting into foul trouble. Either way, I’m happy with Lickilter and the system, I would just like to see Cyrus get the ball more.

by studbucket on Jan 3, 2009 4:52 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's also got more rhymes than Jamaica's got mangos

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 4:46 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is your name Michael Diamond?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 4:48 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No, mine's Clarence

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 4:49 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't think that's the Butler way

But hey… 2 points.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 4:49 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tate is borderline mancrush today

And when the machine breaks down, we break down.

by victorypolka on Jan 3, 2009 4:50 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

traveLOLing

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 4:51 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Slash?

And when the machine breaks down, we break down.

by victorypolka on Jan 3, 2009 4:53 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 4:54 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 4:55 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think the Progressive Girl

She makes me laugh. And, yes, I am embarrassed to admit that.

by storminspank on Jan 3, 2009 4:52 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I would.

I’d do it while plotting out my exit strategy, but… y’know, I would.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 4:53 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Did we not just have this conversation?

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 4:55 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A day or two ago, yeah, I think so

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by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 4:56 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Brommer with a dumb foul

Shocking turn of events

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 4:56 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He fouled waking up this morning.

And when the machine breaks down, we break down.

by victorypolka on Jan 3, 2009 4:57 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tate won't be having babies

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 4:57 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That was embarassing

And when the machine breaks down, we break down.

by victorypolka on Jan 3, 2009 4:58 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

...evil?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 4:59 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

...Chocolate Rain?

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:00 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ungood?

And when the machine breaks down, we break down.

by victorypolka on Jan 3, 2009 4:59 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BROMMERBLOCK!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 4:59 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Indiana bricks another front end

They’re like 2007 Iowa.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 5:01 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But worse

And, yes, that’s possible

by storminspank on Jan 3, 2009 5:02 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hat foul.

And when the machine breaks down, we break down.

by victorypolka on Jan 3, 2009 5:02 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Err

Fail

And when the machine breaks down, we break down.

by victorypolka on Jan 3, 2009 5:02 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 5:03 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And when the machine breaks down, we break down.

by victorypolka on Jan 3, 2009 5:05 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hat foul!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 5:06 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Internet Tough Guy Sighting #103

And when the machine breaks down, we break down.

by victorypolka on Jan 3, 2009 5:07 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

5-hour energy

If it’s not banned by the NFL, it’s fucking worthless.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 5:04 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

does Iowa ever wear the gold uniforms anymore

listening on the internet while Kurt Warner throws picks.

by pfac51 on Jan 3, 2009 5:05 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I haven't seen them in a couple of years

Too bad, too. I liked the gold uni’s

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:06 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

are they contractually obligated to wear Yellow?

KU is contractually obligated to wear those horrid red uniforms 5 times a year….

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 3, 2009 5:09 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think they died with the old basketball symbol.

Thank God.

And when the machine breaks down, we break down.

by victorypolka on Jan 3, 2009 5:07 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No...

I read somewhere that Lick isn’t a fan of them.

Which is fine by me, I’ve never been a big fan of gold jerseys…

by RossWB on Jan 3, 2009 5:08 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lick sold them to Cash4Gold.com

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 5:08 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jamie Pollard was inconsolable

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:09 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

cheesezik coins?

are available on cash4gold.com?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 3, 2009 5:11 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BROMMER HIT A FREE THROW

Partaaaaaaaay!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 5:07 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

4-18 on the year

I think he’s turning the corner

by Night_Hawk on Jan 3, 2009 5:08 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And when the machine breaks down, we break down.

by victorypolka on Jan 3, 2009 5:09 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Brommer with a 1-foot jumper

And it almost went in!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 5:09 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I goddamn hate you Brommer

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 5:09 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He follows it with 2 missed at the stripe

I think a monkey could shoot 40%, right?

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:10 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 5:11 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's what she said

And when the machine breaks down, we break down.

by victorypolka on Jan 3, 2009 5:12 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Brommer is so sweaty too

is it really that hard to brick so many shots and foul dudes?

by RossWB on Jan 3, 2009 5:12 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Brommer is sweating way too much

Even Patrick Ewing thinks that shit is out of control

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 5:11 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

More ill-advised 3s, Indiana

plzkthxbye

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 5:14 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Brommer took a charge?

Could he not put up his dukes in time?

by Night_Hawk on Jan 3, 2009 5:15 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who was the last Hawkeye to win the Big Ten Defensive Player of the Year Award?

Well duh, Glen Worley.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 5:17 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who does Iowa State play?

And when the machine breaks down, we break down.

by victorypolka on Jan 3, 2009 5:17 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

As if Iowa doesn't get enough of their students.

Oh wait, that’s just Chicago.

And when the machine breaks down, we break down.

by victorypolka on Jan 3, 2009 5:19 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Have you been to southern illinois?

There’s no way they can get into Kirkwood

by Night_Hawk on Jan 3, 2009 5:20 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nobody can!

(obvious lie)

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 5:18 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Only Jeff Peterson can stop Jeff Peterson

Well, that and a standard 1-3-1 halfcourt trap

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:20 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Did they just announce the Outback Bowl final at the game?

And didn’t that game end about 2 days ago?

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:19 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why is Brommer on the court ALL THE DAMN TIME?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 5:20 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

By the way, 56-46 Iowa, 7:00 to play

For those who aren’t watching

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:21 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

showoff.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 5:22 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Horrible call by Hightower

I, for one, am stunned.

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:22 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

gold

carlton looks good in gold

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.</em>

by pfac51 on Jan 3, 2009 5:25 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That is clearly Troy Skinner

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 5:27 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jacob Jaaks?

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:28 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

brody

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 3, 2009 5:31 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ed Hightower sorting things out

That’s always a good sign

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:25 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

gary dolphin doesn't know why Ed takes so long

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 3, 2009 5:26 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jesus

Peterson got lost in 2007 there

And when the machine breaks down, we break down.

by victorypolka on Jan 3, 2009 5:27 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Possessed by the ghost of Tony Freeman.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 5:28 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who?

And when the machine breaks down, we break down.

by victorypolka on Jan 3, 2009 5:30 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think Alford did

and Ed still cant get the taste out

by Night_Hawk on Jan 3, 2009 5:31 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

alfred doesn't like Hightower & tries to explain after the game

that he was right as he throws Jermain Davis under the bus

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 3, 2009 5:33 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tate with the long jumper!

Okay, Cyrus, don’t ever do that again.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 5:31 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Uh, guys?

This ain’t over yet.

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:32 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OK, seriously

Iowa up only 6.

Chripes.

by storminspank on Jan 3, 2009 5:32 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice call by Eddie Tallbuilding!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 5:32 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Horrible call by Hightower

I mean absolutely atrocious.

We’ll take it, though

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:32 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh, it wasn't that bad

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 5:34 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ed uses the Force

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 3, 2009 5:35 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Worst. Commercial. Ever.

Taxslayer.com commercials make McDonald’s look revolutionary and hilarious.

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:34 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

EEEEEE SNUGGIE!

Take it from me: Snuggie is perfect for liveblogging Iowa basketball!

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:35 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Snuggie people missed a golden opportunity

They should have shown someone trying to make their own Snuggie and making a big mess and getting flustered.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 5:36 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

4 point game, 2:00 to go, and Iowa just turned it over

This is not going as planned.

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:36 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thanks Hoosiers

They take the worst shot ever. Iowa goes to the line.

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:37 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the internet telecast via yahoo.com

is like 5 seconds behind….by Dumas@!

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by pfac51 on Jan 3, 2009 5:37 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Not a great shot there"

And when the machine breaks down, we break down.

by victorypolka on Jan 3, 2009 5:37 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Peterson makes them both

Iowa up 6, 1:25 left

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:38 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Williams gets isolated, atones for his last shot

:58 to play, Iowa up 4 with the ball, timeout

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:40 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"isolated"?

Look at Mr. Smartypants with his big words!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 5:41 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

will someone stop Matt Roth?

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by pfac51 on Jan 3, 2009 5:41 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh, son of a bitch.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 5:41 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kelly loses it...again

He’s like Ronnie Harmon out there

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:42 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kelly loses the ball, Indiana ball, 30.2 to play.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 5:42 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jake Kelly ends his day with a ridiculous foul

Roth at the line, 22.4 to go. God damn it.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 5:43 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kelly fouls out away from the ball

He really might be pulling a Ronnie Harmon.

At some point, don’t we have to address the fact that our two primary ballhandlers dribble like third graders?

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:44 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

bobby hansen condems jack kelly's foul....

Gary is speechless…

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by pfac51 on Jan 3, 2009 5:44 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

will someone stop Matt Roth?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 3, 2009 5:44 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WHAT THE FUCK IS JEFF PETERSON DOING?

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:45 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jeff Peterson trying to single-handedly break a press

is a horror show.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 5:45 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

At least Jeff can make his FTs

even if he looks like a drunk driver in his attempts to break a press

by RossWB on Jan 3, 2009 5:47 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

(shoots self in face)

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 5:46 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He'll be coming out now

He was in there for rebounding. If he stays in it’s only because Lick had an anyeurism

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:47 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

had a what?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 5:47 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HOLY FUCKING SHIT BROMMER DID SOMETHING RIGHT

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:48 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Falcons 17 / Arizona 28

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by pfac51 on Jan 3, 2009 5:47 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BROMMERBALL!

I don’t know what world I’m in anymore.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 5:48 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ugh

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:48 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That one almost made it there.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 5:49 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

did we win yet? i'm stuck with interweb radio

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 3, 2009 5:49 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cole's Mama is HAPPY!

LOL! I love watching her courtside. She’s great. For real.

by storminspank on Jan 3, 2009 5:49 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

cole's from the next town over in Kansas City

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by pfac51 on Jan 3, 2009 5:49 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ballgame

That was far closer than it should have been, but a win is a win. 65-60 Iowa

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:49 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Last gasp misses, Iowa wins!

WAIT WAIT WAIT THAT WAS KYLE GALLOWAY.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 5:49 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I want the last 3 seconds of the broadcast

I guarantee you Kyle was clapping courtside in the very last shot. He was glorious.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 5:50 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

kyle?

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by pfac51 on Jan 3, 2009 5:52 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DVR Confirmation

That’s Calloway

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:54 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the same kyle from the pic above?

LMAO

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 3, 2009 5:54 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

check out the old school yellow uniform...

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by pfac51 on Jan 3, 2009 5:54 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Five questions after tonight:

(1) Where is Matt Gatens?

(2) Can someone please talk to Jake Kelly about not dribbling the ball up by his shoulders?

(3) Where is the defensive consistency from last year?

(4) Why is Andrew Brommer playing significant minutes, when all evidence shows he is little more than a tall J.R. Angle?

(5) No, serioulsly, where the fuck is Matt Gatens?

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:52 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gatens had foul trouble tonight

Had 4 fouls for a lot of the 2nd half, I think. Still would have preferred to see him touch the ball more at the end there.

I’d like to know where Fuller was. I’d like the pre-drinky Anthony Tucker to return, too.

by RossWB on Jan 3, 2009 5:58 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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