SUPERLIVEGAMETHREAD: HOOSIER CUPCAKE?
by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 3:00 PM CST
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Indiana Hoosiers at Iowa Hawkeyes, Jan 3, 2009 3:35 PM CST
A visual representation of Indiana's season-to-date
We might have had the great misfortune of not scheduling Michigan during its Season of Great Football Discontent. We might have missed our opportunity to exorcise the demons of years gone by, to revel in that rarest of circumstances. We might have kicked and screamed and cursed Jim Delaney for not giving us that catharsis.
Indiana basketball is not so lucky.
If you haven't been paying attention, the Hoosiers are a hot pile of fail. They come in at 5-7, losers of their last three (including home games against Just Northeastern and Lipscomb) and relying on a half-dozen newcomers for virtually all their offensive production. Much like Michigan, they will be back, and soon; Tom Crean (unquestionable star of the BTN basketball coaches' commercial) brought in a top-notch recruiting class, and he's sure to bring in more. It just hasn't helped considerably this season.
3:30 CST tipoff live from Carver-Hawkeye Arena on the Big Ten Network (announcers TBD). Let's kick them while they're down, eh?
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Nice picture, but does the arrow really need to be there?
I mean, it’s perfectly obvious that the kid’s shirt is on backwards – the arrow is just overkill, man.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 3, 2009 3:19 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Wow...nice find!
That kid is a dead ringer for Anthony Tucker.
"When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you don't know." Bill Parcells
by StoopsMyAss on Jan 3, 2009 3:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
OK, I'm here
Breakfast is made, Iowa is tied.
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 3:42 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Was that just a fast break basket?
Who are you and what have you done with my Hawkeyes?
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 3:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Oh no, Hightower again?
God damn it, he hates us.
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 3:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Gatens answers an Indiana trey
10-8 Iowa, 14:00 left in the first half.
In other news, HS Sr. just text messaged “Why do we get that Hawk killer ref every time?” Like father, like son.
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 3:48 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Peterson dribbles it off his foot
Just when I think I’m being undily hard on Peterson, a kid who is still learning his position and obviously is trying hard, he goes and does something like that.
We have no rebounding, and that’s against a couple of big white freshmen. Indiana leads 12-10, timeout Iowa.
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 3:53 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Nice play by Peterson
See? There ya go Jeff. Love ya buddy.
Great pass to Tate for the lay-in.
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 3:57 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
And he follows it with a carry
Fucking god damn it.
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 3:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Matt Roth
The Indy BB player, not Iowa FB player… is REALLY sweaty.
by storminspank on Jan 3, 2009 3:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Matt Roth the Iowa FB player is also really sweaty
They’re both descendants of former Cuban mogue Hyman Roth.
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 4:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Booooooooooooooooring
This game, not this thread…
by storminspank on Jan 3, 2009 4:01 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
No, I would say both.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 4:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That was a horrendous call
I mean, obviously I’ll take it for the And-1, but that guy was in good position.
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 4:02 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Yep
Prob should have been a charge or a no call.
by storminspank on Jan 3, 2009 4:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That's an iffy blocking call, but we'll take it
3-point play by Tate puts Iowa up 18-15
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 4:02 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
COMMERCIAL BREAK
18-15 Iowa, 8:00 to go. And thank God I’m not talking to myself anymore.
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 4:03 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Needed a disco nap.
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 4:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
At some point I should put on pants today
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 4:03 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Or
We could join you can take our pants off.
by storminspank on Jan 3, 2009 4:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
And a new signature quote is born...
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 4:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Did you just proposition me?
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 4:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, it's one way to get excited during this stretch
by storminspank on Jan 3, 2009 4:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Are you continuing to proposition me?
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 4:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'd say, "I'm done."
But that just won’t work.
by storminspank on Jan 3, 2009 4:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Breakfast
Eggs, tomatoes, peppers (they were Ro*Tel, actually), bacon, and cheese between two pieces of grilled bread.
You know what’s better than bacon? Bacon smothered in cheese.
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 4:04 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Brommer might foul out in 5 minutes of play
by storminspank on Jan 3, 2009 4:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Is he good at anything?
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 4:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Fouling
I think that’s about it.
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 4:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Make-up call...eh, maybe not
Kelly was moving a little.
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 4:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Check out that killer perimeter defense for Brommer!
Yes, they called it on Kelly, but really, Brommer was fouling him for a good 3 steps on the drive.
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 4:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Tom Crean's hair
More ridiculous than Steve Alford’s butt cut?
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 4:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Impossible
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 4:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Nice pass, nice shot
Jeff Peterson (the Jeckyl & Hyde routine continues) finds Gatens for the layup and the foul.
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 4:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Somehow Gaten's shot goes in
It hits the side of the basket and pops up and in. Killer.
by storminspank on Jan 3, 2009 4:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I think Gatens shoots 250% from the line
by storminspank on Jan 3, 2009 4:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
that's impossible
You can’t have more than 100%. I’m surprised you didn’t know that.
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 4:12 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Tate with the 7-step layup!
Again, I’ll take it, but what more did he have to do to get a travel call?
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 4:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Nice interior D by Tate
The Virus denies the pass, then sprints down and gets a bucket and a foul.
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 4:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Indiana goes over the back and knock it out of bounds
So it’s Indiana ball. Makes sense.
by storminspank on Jan 3, 2009 4:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
This ref is a dick
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 4:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Do we need to bring it back?
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 4:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
No no no, I mean the white guy
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 4:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Doing his best Hightower impression
In front of Eddie nonetheless.
by storminspank on Jan 3, 2009 4:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
There's Eddie
Finding fouls where they don’t exist.
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 4:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Indiana's interior defense is really poor
If Tate stays out of foul trouble, he should end up with 20 points today.
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 4:14 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That #3 dribbles like an asshole
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 4:15 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
You might want to get that checked out
If your asshole is dribbling, it could be the first sign of a serious gastrointestinal problem.
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 4:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
or eating no-fat Pringles
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 4:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Andrew Brommer fucking sucks at basketball
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 4:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
ANDREW BROMMER
Pros:
Is tall
Can dress self with minimal supervision
Cons:
Literally everything else
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 4:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
He'd be my choice to shoot the intentional miss FT, though.
by storminspank on Jan 3, 2009 4:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Nope
He’s likely to miss the entire rim.
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 4:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
No such thing, my man
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 4:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Gatens with THE KISS...a little high
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 4:21 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Is Indiana's #3 Li'l Lickliter?
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 4:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
It is! Look at that little munchkin fuck.
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 4:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, knock it off
- lights it up at Middle School Open Gym
by storminspank on Jan 3, 2009 4:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
In Russia, Jeff Peterson would have been shot by now
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 4:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Tom Crean's ring finger has a flavor
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 4:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Salt & Vinegar?
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 4:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
uhh.... yeah.... peanut butter cups....
by Bucketochicken on Jan 3, 2009 4:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Or Nutella w/ Summer's Eve
Now THAT’S a tasty treat!
by storminspank on Jan 3, 2009 4:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Double dribble?
Did that just get called? Did Hightower give us the requisite “Dubble Dwibthle” reference?
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 4:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
+7
And when the machine breaks down, we break down.
by victorypolka on Jan 3, 2009 4:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Peterson knocks in a trey
Iowa goes to the break up 33-27
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 4:27 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Jeff Peterson and Andrew Brommer should fight to the death
And then when one guy wins, Lickliter would say “LOL just kidding” and pull out a revolver and kill the other guy.
There would be no charges filed.
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 4:27 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
BOB COSTAS HALFTIME SHOW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMgAdSKeGRU
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 4:30 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Worst college recruitment video.
Ever.
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by victorypolka on Jan 3, 2009 4:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Best recruiting & training video ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSW4qDs-JU0
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 4:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Recruitment Videos 101
Not offered
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by victorypolka on Jan 3, 2009 4:41 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
14 pts. for Tate?
Does that happen? Ever?
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by victorypolka on Jan 3, 2009 4:44 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I wish it would happen more often...Tate needs more touches during games.
Also, touchdown Michael Turner. 14-10 Arizone
by studbucket on Jan 3, 2009 4:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Two words:
Butler system
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by victorypolka on Jan 3, 2009 4:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
The Butler WAY
Man, I hope we can talk about it again.
by storminspank on Jan 3, 2009 4:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure Lick would open that thread.
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by victorypolka on Jan 3, 2009 4:49 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I understand that..
But the backdoor we have run a few times this season was fantastic and it will probably help keep Tate from getting all hot and bothered every game.
I’d rather have him spending the energy on baskets than on eating children or elbowing opponents and getting into foul trouble. Either way, I’m happy with Lickilter and the system, I would just like to see Cyrus get the ball more.
by studbucket on Jan 3, 2009 4:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Gatens Has More Hustle
Than Van McCoy.
by storminspank on Jan 3, 2009 4:44 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
He's also got more rhymes than Jamaica's got mangos
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 4:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Is your name Michael Diamond?
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 4:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
No, mine's Clarence
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 4:49 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think that's the Butler way
But hey… 2 points.
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 4:49 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Tate is borderline mancrush today
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by victorypolka on Jan 3, 2009 4:50 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
traveLOLing
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 4:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Jermain Davis needs to slash more
He’s good.
by storminspank on Jan 3, 2009 4:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Slash?
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by victorypolka on Jan 3, 2009 4:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 4:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 4:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
FAIL
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 4:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
TRIPOD FAIL
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 4:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I think the Progressive Girl
She makes me laugh. And, yes, I am embarrassed to admit that.
by storminspank on Jan 3, 2009 4:52 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I would.
I’d do it while plotting out my exit strategy, but… y’know, I would.
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 4:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Did we not just have this conversation?
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 4:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
A day or two ago, yeah, I think so
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 4:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Brommer with a dumb foul
Shocking turn of events
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 4:56 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
He fouled waking up this morning.
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by victorypolka on Jan 3, 2009 4:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Tate won't be having babies
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 4:57 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That was embarassing
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by victorypolka on Jan 3, 2009 4:58 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
...evil?
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 4:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
...Chocolate Rain?
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
ungood?
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by victorypolka on Jan 3, 2009 4:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
BROMMERBLOCK!
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 4:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Indiana bricks another front end
They’re like 2007 Iowa.
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 5:01 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
But worse
And, yes, that’s possible
by storminspank on Jan 3, 2009 5:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Hat foul.
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by victorypolka on Jan 3, 2009 5:02 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Err
Fail
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by victorypolka on Jan 3, 2009 5:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
?
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 5:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
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by victorypolka on Jan 3, 2009 5:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Hat foul!
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 5:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Internet Tough Guy Sighting #103
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by victorypolka on Jan 3, 2009 5:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
5-hour energy
If it’s not banned by the NFL, it’s fucking worthless.
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 5:04 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
does Iowa ever wear the gold uniforms anymore
listening on the internet while Kurt Warner throws picks.
by pfac51 on Jan 3, 2009 5:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I haven't seen them in a couple of years
Too bad, too. I liked the gold uni’s
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
are they contractually obligated to wear Yellow?
KU is contractually obligated to wear those horrid red uniforms 5 times a year….
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Jan 3, 2009 5:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I think they died with the old basketball symbol.
Thank God.
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by victorypolka on Jan 3, 2009 5:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Lick sold them to Cash4Gold.com
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 5:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Jamie Pollard was inconsolable
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
cheesezik coins?
are available on cash4gold.com?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Jan 3, 2009 5:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
BROMMER HIT A FREE THROW
Partaaaaaaaay!
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 5:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
4-18 on the year
I think he’s turning the corner
by Night_Hawk on Jan 3, 2009 5:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Ed Hightower making a call that's not his
But it helps Iowa.
WEIRD.
by storminspank on Jan 3, 2009 5:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
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by victorypolka on Jan 3, 2009 5:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Brommer with a 1-foot jumper
And it almost went in!
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 5:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I goddamn hate you Brommer
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 5:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
He follows it with 2 missed at the stripe
I think a monkey could shoot 40%, right?
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 5:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That's what she said
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by victorypolka on Jan 3, 2009 5:12 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Brommer is so sweaty too
is it really that hard to brick so many shots and foul dudes?
by RossWB on Jan 3, 2009 5:12 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Brommer is sweating way too much
Even Patrick Ewing thinks that shit is out of control
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 5:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Roth and Brommer are having a sweatoff.
by storminspank on Jan 3, 2009 5:12 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Winner: nobody
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 5:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
More ill-advised 3s, Indiana
plzkthxbye
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 5:14 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Brommer took a charge?
Could he not put up his dukes in time?
by Night_Hawk on Jan 3, 2009 5:15 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Who was the last Hawkeye to win the Big Ten Defensive Player of the Year Award?
Well duh, Glen Worley.
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 5:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Who does Iowa State play?
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by victorypolka on Jan 3, 2009 5:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
one of the universities of Southern Illinois
That’s right, there’s more than one.
by Night_Hawk on Jan 3, 2009 5:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
As if Iowa doesn't get enough of their students.
Oh wait, that’s just Chicago.
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by victorypolka on Jan 3, 2009 5:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Have you been to southern illinois?
There’s no way they can get into Kirkwood
by Night_Hawk on Jan 3, 2009 5:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Nobody can!
(obvious lie)
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 5:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Only Jeff Peterson can stop Jeff Peterson
Well, that and a standard 1-3-1 halfcourt trap
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Did they just announce the Outback Bowl final at the game?
And didn’t that game end about 2 days ago?
storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."
by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:19 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Why is Brommer on the court ALL THE DAMN TIME?
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 5:20 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
By the way, 56-46 Iowa, 7:00 to play
For those who aren’t watching
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:21 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
showoff.
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 5:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Horrible call by Hightower
I, for one, am stunned.
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I'm all about making a point
But why is Fuller, or Tucker, or anyone else out there?
by storminspank on Jan 3, 2009 5:24 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
gold
carlton looks good in gold
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by pfac51 on Jan 3, 2009 5:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That is clearly Troy Skinner
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 5:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Jacob Jaaks?
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Ed Hightower sorting things out
That’s always a good sign
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
steve-O likes gold uni's
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by pfac51 on Jan 3, 2009 5:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
gary dolphin doesn't know why Ed takes so long
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by pfac51 on Jan 3, 2009 5:26 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Jesus
Peterson got lost in 2007 there
And when the machine breaks down, we break down.
by victorypolka on Jan 3, 2009 5:27 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Possessed by the ghost of Tony Freeman.
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 5:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Who?
And when the machine breaks down, we break down.
by victorypolka on Jan 3, 2009 5:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Jermain Davis must have peed in Hightower's Cheerios
by storminspank on Jan 3, 2009 5:30 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I think Alford did
and Ed still cant get the taste out
by Night_Hawk on Jan 3, 2009 5:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
alfred doesn't like Hightower & tries to explain after the game
that he was right as he throws Jermain Davis under the bus
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by pfac51 on Jan 3, 2009 5:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Tate with the long jumper!
Okay, Cyrus, don’t ever do that again.
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 5:31 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Uh, guys?
This ain’t over yet.
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:32 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
OK, seriously
Iowa up only 6.
Chripes.
by storminspank on Jan 3, 2009 5:32 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Nice call by Eddie Tallbuilding!
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 5:32 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Horrible call by Hightower
I mean absolutely atrocious.
We’ll take it, though
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:32 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Oh, it wasn't that bad
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 5:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
ed uses the Force
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by pfac51 on Jan 3, 2009 5:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Worst. Commercial. Ever.
Taxslayer.com commercials make McDonald’s look revolutionary and hilarious.
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:34 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
more like taxgayer
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 5:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
They make me want to buy a Snuggie
by storminspank on Jan 3, 2009 5:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
EEEEEE SNUGGIE!
Take it from me: Snuggie is perfect for liveblogging Iowa basketball!
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
The Snuggie people missed a golden opportunity
They should have shown someone trying to make their own Snuggie and making a big mess and getting flustered.
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 5:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
LOL U WANT PAM WARD ROFL
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
THIS IS NOT OKAY THIS IS NOT OKAY
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 5:36 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
4 point game, 2:00 to go, and Iowa just turned it over
This is not going as planned.
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:36 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Thanks Hoosiers
They take the worst shot ever. Iowa goes to the line.
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
the internet telecast via yahoo.com
is like 5 seconds behind….by Dumas@!
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by pfac51 on Jan 3, 2009 5:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
"Not a great shot there"
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by victorypolka on Jan 3, 2009 5:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
The freezing rain might ruin the last 2 min for me
Hold on DirecTV…. Hold On…
by storminspank on Jan 3, 2009 5:38 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Already lost mine
Thank god for Dolph’s pleasing baritone.
by Night_Hawk on Jan 3, 2009 5:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Peterson makes them both
Iowa up 6, 1:25 left
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:38 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
If Brommer gets within 50 feet of the court, I'm starting the rampage
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Williams gets isolated, atones for his last shot
:58 to play, Iowa up 4 with the ball, timeout
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
"isolated"?
Look at Mr. Smartypants with his big words!
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 5:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
will someone stop Matt Roth?
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by pfac51 on Jan 3, 2009 5:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, son of a bitch.
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 5:41 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Kelly loses it...again
He’s like Ronnie Harmon out there
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:42 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Kelly loses the ball, Indiana ball, 30.2 to play.
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 5:42 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Jake Kelly ends his day with a ridiculous foul
Roth at the line, 22.4 to go. God damn it.
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 5:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Kelly fouls out away from the ball
He really might be pulling a Ronnie Harmon.
At some point, don’t we have to address the fact that our two primary ballhandlers dribble like third graders?
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:44 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
bobby hansen condems jack kelly's foul....
Gary is speechless…
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by pfac51 on Jan 3, 2009 5:44 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
will someone stop Matt Roth?
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by pfac51 on Jan 3, 2009 5:44 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
WHAT THE FUCK IS JEFF PETERSON DOING?
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Jeff Peterson trying to single-handedly break a press
is a horror show.
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 5:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
At least Jeff can make his FTs
even if he looks like a drunk driver in his attempts to break a press
by RossWB on Jan 3, 2009 5:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Why is Andrew Brommer running toward the scorer's table?
No no no no no…
by RossWB on Jan 3, 2009 5:46 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Surely you jest
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
(shoots self in face)
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 5:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
He'll be coming out now
He was in there for rebounding. If he stays in it’s only because Lick had an anyeurism
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:47 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
had a what?
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 5:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
HOLY FUCKING SHIT BROMMER DID SOMETHING RIGHT
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Falcons 17 / Arizona 28
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by pfac51 on Jan 3, 2009 5:47 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
BROMMERBALL!
I don’t know what world I’m in anymore.
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 5:48 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Ugh
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That one almost made it there.
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 5:49 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
did we win yet? i'm stuck with interweb radio
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by pfac51 on Jan 3, 2009 5:49 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Cole's Mama is HAPPY!
LOL! I love watching her courtside. She’s great. For real.
by storminspank on Jan 3, 2009 5:49 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
cole's from the next town over in Kansas City
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by pfac51 on Jan 3, 2009 5:49 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Ballgame
That was far closer than it should have been, but a win is a win. 65-60 Iowa
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:49 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Last gasp misses, Iowa wins!
WAIT WAIT WAIT THAT WAS KYLE GALLOWAY.
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 5:49 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I want the last 3 seconds of the broadcast
I guarantee you Kyle was clapping courtside in the very last shot. He was glorious.
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 3, 2009 5:50 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
DVR Confirmation
That’s Calloway
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
the same kyle from the pic above?
LMAO
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by pfac51 on Jan 3, 2009 5:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
check out the old school yellow uniform...
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by pfac51 on Jan 3, 2009 5:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Five questions after tonight:
(1) Where is Matt Gatens?
(2) Can someone please talk to Jake Kelly about not dribbling the ball up by his shoulders?
(3) Where is the defensive consistency from last year?
(4) Why is Andrew Brommer playing significant minutes, when all evidence shows he is little more than a tall J.R. Angle?
(5) No, serioulsly, where the fuck is Matt Gatens?
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by Hawkeye State on Jan 3, 2009 5:52 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Gatens had foul trouble tonight
Had 4 fouls for a lot of the 2nd half, I think. Still would have preferred to see him touch the ball more at the end there.
I’d like to know where Fuller was. I’d like the pre-drinky Anthony Tucker to return, too.
by RossWB on Jan 3, 2009 5:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
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