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There is just over a month left in basketball season, and attendance is down.  Way down.  As in, worst season in history down.  Nine years ago, Iowa basketball averaged 15,156 per game; this year, Iowa has averaged 9,527.  The Hawks sold out every game in 2000-2001; they have yet to sell out a single contest this year.  How is it possible that attendance at Iowa basketball games dropped more than 30% in a decade?

The Schedule - Face it, the schedule has sucked this year.  Sure, Iowa State and UNI played at Carver-Hawkeye, but the only fanbase more apathetic than Iowa's might well be ISU.  And if the teams on the schedule have been bad, the timing of the games has been even worse.  Iowa has played two Saturday games (which generally draw well) and two Friday night games (which absolutely do not).  The Hawks have yet to face a marquee opponent at home (the best has been Minnesota) and has played its best opponents at horrendous times (Minnesota was a 6:00 Thursday start; Iowa State was a Friday night)

With that said, it's not as if the Hawkeye non-conference slate was ever a murderer's row.  In fact, the long-overdue demise of the Hawkeye Challenge has taken two sparsely-attended games against cupcakes off the schedule.  The game times certainly have something to do with the decrease, though.

The Atmosphere - For ten years, the Carver-Hawkeye atmosphere has been bad and getting worse.  A significant source of this problem: The student section, which is half-full most nights.  Unlike Michigan, MSU, and Illinois - where students get prime seats next to the floor - Iowa students are relegated to end zone seats nobody else wants.  Asking college kids to pay good money for a season ticket in a bad seat is terrible enough; asking them to attend Sunday morning games at a stadium completely inaccessible by any transportation method other than bus is a travesty.  You lose the students - and when you are giving away an additional ticket to each student season ticket holder for a conference game, you have - and you lose the atmosphere.

In his recent impromptu press conference, Bloodpunch said the season ticket base has been "eroding" for years.  It was just a polite way of saying what nobody wants to say: Iowa basketball season ticket holders are dying.  Literally.  Fans with prime seats have held them for years, and it shows.  Even on nights when Iowa draws a decent crowd, the fans sit silent and rise to their collective feet only at the promise of a free t-shirt.

If Barta truly wants a fix, he'd send the geriatrics up 15 rows and put the students courtside.  That way, the students can improve the in-game atmosphere, and the elderly don't have to negotiate as many stairs.

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The Economy - Should not be discounted this year.  While fans from across the state can travel to a Saturday football game, the potential fanbase for a Thursday night basketball contest is far more local.  Iowa's been forced to sell an overpriced ticket package to people recovering from a 500-year flood and layoffs across the region.  Big Tom Callahan could sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves, but even he couldn't make this pitch.

While the economy is surely playing its part this year, attendance was decreasing long before Bear Stearns melted down.  It might be the worst year for attendance in the program's history, but it wouldn't be much better if the value of your house wasn't collapsing.

BTN - Rarely discussed, but a far bigger culprit in this than anyone seems to realize.  The Big Ten Network hasn't been particularly detrimental to football, where ABC/ESPN still picks up 3-5 conference games each Saturday and the BTN simply airs the games nobody else wants.  Basketball has been an entirely different story.  Iowa basketball is infinitely more difficult to watch with the BTN than it was without for a number of reasons:

  • Game times have been changed to get a maximum number of games on television, leading to absurd tip times.  Iowa played a game at 10:30 a.m. on Sunday against Michigan, a 3:00 game on a Wednesday afternoon against Ohio State, and the aforementioned Friday games.  Make it more difficult for fans to see games they aren't attending, and you only make it more difficult for fans to see their team, learn its tendencies, and identify with players.
  • During last year's struggle with Comcast and Mediacom over cable rights, Iowa games were unavailable to a significant portion of the fanbase.  It will take years to recover from the apathy generated by that lost season.  That is to say nothing for the number of old people who don't have cable (the same old people who you're counting on to buy season tickets) but who could watch the ESPN Plus syndicated broadcasts on network television.
  • When ESPN covered the Big Ten, virtually every game was available on television.  The BTN, ever thinking of the fans, simply refused to show a number of early season Iowa games.  Nearly every November game was available only through streaming video or a non-BTN cable channel nobody watches.  The Citadel game has literally no broadcast whatsoever.

The Style of Play - We might as well say it: This is ugly basketball, and it has been for two years.  Iowa doesn't score boatloads of points.  Neither do its opponents.  Total combined scores under 100 points are far from unheard of.  And, as ugly as Iowa basketball might be in normal circumstances, it turns absolutely fugly when other slogging teams like Wisconsin come to town.  Iowans will watch pretty basketball.  Iowans will watch winning basketball.  Iowans won't easily watch basketball that is neither.

The Lack of Success - It's not unusual that a dip in the win column coincides with a drop in attendance, and Iowa is coming off the worst season in team history.  There is no doubt last season's complete abject ineptitude plays into this season's attendance problems.  There is also no doubt, though, that it's hardly the sole reason for it.  After all, the 1999-2000 season, Steve Alford's worst at Iowa, drew near-sellouts night after night.  Speak of the devil...

 

Steve Alford Hangover Effect - You want a trend?  I'll give you a trend:

2000:   15,156
2001:   15,500
2002:   15,207
2003:   13,275
2004:   12,977
2005:   11,900
2006:   12,006
2007:   12,196
2008:   10,761

The decrease in attendance hasn't been linear; rather, fans are leaving in 1-2k chunks following particular events.  Those events look to be the Pierre Pierce debacle in 2002-03, the three-year tournament drought, and the sub-.500 first season under Lickliter.  Pierce will always be Alford's legacy, and the fan apathy generated by the early-00's incarnation of Iowa hoops certainly didn't help matters.

Don't discount the Alford effect.  The man singlehandedly drove a once-basketball-crazed fanbase away with staggering efficiency.  He battered us all, in ways we couldn't even understand.  The promising beginning, the inexplicable victory over a top-caliber opponent, the inevitable collapse.  It was Machiavellian.  On his way out the door, Alford complained that Iowa was a "football school."  It might have been when you left, Steve, but it wasn't when you got here.  Mission accomplished.

 

Poll
Why is nobody going to basketball games?
The Schedule
8 votes
The Atmosphere
46 votes
The Economy
11 votes
BTN
15 votes
The Style of Play
18 votes
Lack of Success
140 votes
Steve Alford Hangover Effect
100 votes

338 votes | Poll has closed

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I wouldn't accuse us of being apathetic....

I agree with you guys on most of your stuff, and even though our attendance is down too, it’s certainly not bad.

by CrossCyed on Jan 27, 2009 11:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Lack of success

Are people seriously not going to games this year because of Pierre Pierce? I’ll never buy that. It was SIX years ago!

Iowa hasn’t made any type of Postseason since 2005-06 (and that season Hawks were undefeated at home and Carver was packed all Big 10 season). And that ended in arguably the worst loss in Iowa basketball history. We haven’t been back to postseason play since N’western State (I fucking hate those words).

Iowa’s attendance problem is certainly a combination of many things with lack of wins at the top of the list.

by JamesMouton on Jan 27, 2009 11:25 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I think it's more,

“They lost interest in following the team after Pierce, and have had little reason to regain interest since.”

Viva la nuance! Reading comprehension rules!!!

by tyger1147 on Jan 28, 2009 3:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ding ding ding ding

I think of all my lapsed Hawkeye brethren, most are in that boat.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 28, 2009 3:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Perhaps

But they didn’t come back in 2006 when Iowa won the Big Ten and entered the NCAA’s with a 3-seed? That 2005-06 team (Horner, Brunner, Haluska, Mike Henderson, etc) helped bring a lot of those fans back. Especially during the 2nd half of the season. Then we pissed away the 2nd half against a terrible NW State team, lost at the buzzer, and haven’t had a truly competitive team since.

by JamesMouton on Jan 28, 2009 5:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

fixed

haven’t had a truly remotely competitive team since.

If you ain't first, you're last

by three and out the kok story on Jan 28, 2009 5:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Sure.

may have brought “a lot” back (but how many is that really?), but it’s still less than were there before. And you start losing from that place because of the product on the court, the ugly basketball, etc.

Point is, however many they got back or have lost since the #3 seed, they lost a number of fans (whatever number you want) that haven’t returned. They haven’t stayed away because of Pierce, but the lapse in fandom was taken up by something else and never re-ignited.

Alone, it’s no biggie. Combined with everything else…

Viva la nuance! Reading comprehension rules!!!

by tyger1147 on Jan 28, 2009 6:33 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

What I mean is...

…if you quit following the team completely because of your distaste of the Pierce saga, there’s a good chance you had little clue how good that team was because it was pretty damn under-the-radar. The quick bow-out, and you’re like, “Wha—?!?! They were good? Really? Oh. No they weren’t, they lost to directional Louisiana #14-seed. Meh. Poop. Pee. Bleurgh.”

Viva la nuance! Reading comprehension rules!!!

by tyger1147 on Jan 28, 2009 6:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I hear what you're sayin

The point I’m making is how many fans do you still hear bitching about the Everson/Satterfield saga football saw this offseason? Wasn’t it this blog that wanted everyone, including Ferentz, to resign? After the Outback Bowl people were praying he didn’t jump to the NFL again. I know situations are different, but still, win and “player personnel problems” are less of a big deal.

Put a quality product on the floor/field (aka WIN) and the fans will be there. No one player, no one sexual assault case is bigger than the program. Win games and fans will show up. Period. Which is why the attendance problem in bball is, above all else, lack of success. Rip Alford all you want for sucking as a basketball coach and not winning enough games, but saying his handling of Pierre Pierce is still greatly impacting attendance six years after the fact is a little bit of a stretch IMHO.

In the end, we obviously aren’t the “casual” (fair-weather?) fans who aren’t showing up anyways. The wins will come. And those fans will come. Go Hawks!

by JamesMouton on Jan 28, 2009 10:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Now wait a second

That’s the second time I’ve heard this story:

“Wasn’t it this blog that wanted everyone, including Ferentz, to resign? After the Outback Bowl people were praying he didn’t jump to the NFL again.”

I don’t remember people “praying he didn’t jump to the NFL again.” I do remember people expressing two distinct opinions:

1) It doesn’t make sense for him to go, so I don’t believe it.
2) Fuck the announcers for talking about that during our first bowl victory in 4 years.

Among the scant discussion of what would happen if Kirk actually left, there was little despair, panic, or prayer; in fact, the prevailing CW that I took from it is “we’ll still be in good shape.”

I’ll grant you this: while this was all going down, the resignation talk had fallen by the wayside, save for the scattershot lunacy that comprises Mac G‘s “contributions” to the board, and winning probably had something to do with that. But what had more to do with it was 1) the semi-independent study that exonerated Ferentz and 2) the public’s and press’s distaste for yet another Alfredo Parrish sideshow. It would have been old news regardless of Iowa’s record. So I think you’re connecting two distant, non-consecutive dots on this one.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 29, 2009 2:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Another significant difference

Please correct me if I am wrong.

While KF’s actions left a lot to be desired (particular in his aid to/support for the victim), at least he suspended they “gentlemen” immediately upon learning about the incident. In contrast, Alford let the Pierce keep playing until it the press. As I remember it, Pierce went to DSM on a Thursday evening, Alford learned about it Friday/Saturday, yet still played him Sat. afternoon against IU on ye’ ole tried and true excuse of still “gathering facts.” Maybe its an inconsequential distinction, but I think it is significant. I really (maybe misguidedly) think if Alford had acted right away to kick him off the team, it would have helped a lot with the reaction by the fan base and their distaste of Alford.

If you ain't first, you're last

by three and out the kok story on Jan 29, 2009 4:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I dont think its out of the realm

of possibility to lend a little credence to what Alfraud said when he left. “Iowa is a football school.” I dont necessarily think its true, but given football’s success and basketball’s decline over the same time period, factor in that it is much more fun, much easier, more convenient, etc. to attend football games, and I think there is some level of validity to that. I mean, really, when is the last time you were glad football was over so you could concentrate on basketball?

Not saying I think it’s true, it’s just a theory, man.

"I'm not doing any good back here."

by Hawkaloogie on Jan 28, 2009 7:48 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

WELCOME TO THE CLUB!!!

If you want to learn anything from Penn State, it’s that a bad product doesn’t sell. Period. It sounds like transportation is also an issue for you, and while our arena isn’t right in the middle of campus, getting there in January isn’t really desirable.

When ESPN covered the Big Ten, virtually every game was available on television.

Is that really true? We’ve commented a lot at BSD about how the BTN is actually helping, there are PSU basketball games on TV now that I would never be able to see otherwise. Part of this might be the large number of people who don’t live anywhere near the school (or even the state) after graduation, plus competition with Big East schools located in PA’s cities, but the BTN is 100% good for PSU bball.

BSD

by Kevin HD on Jan 28, 2009 9:23 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Syndication

I’m not saying every game was on ESPN, but ESPN Plus broadcast at least 95% of the games and, more importantly, made them available for network syndication. It used to be that every Iowa game was either on ESPN or a local network. Now it’s buried in the 600’s or on Mediacom Connections. It might be good for PSU, seeing as how there are multiple regional teams to cover, but it’s been bad for Iowa.

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 28, 2009 9:27 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Not to mention.....

that some major Iowa Cable providers still don’t carry the BTN. And Mediacom didn’t until this fall so even in Iowa City I was unable to see many games last year.

by Argulor on Jan 28, 2009 1:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Re: availability of early-season games...

I doubt the Citadel game would have been on TV in a pre-BTN era… because it was a game at the Citadel. There was nothing stopping ESPN+ from sending a camera crew out there to cover that game – the BTN’s arrangement only covers games actually at B10 arenas – but they didn’t because it ’s a terrible matchup.

The WVU and K-State games are also not really the fault of the BTN. They could have been picked up by another network… they just weren’t, for whatever reason. Would they have been pre-BTN? Maybe, maybe not – probably depends whether or not they were desirable teams back then (certainly when Iowa actually won games, we were probably more desirable).

I do think it was crap that 3-4 games in the early going were only available online when they have those damn overflow channels – if you have them, fucking use them. And I would also agree that the times have been pretty terrible (I also agree with another poster that the lack of regularity in the schedule makes things hard — regular appearances make it easy to make plans and schedules… our haphazard, utterly random TV scheduling makes it much, much harder to make plans or schedules).

In general, I think the BTN has been a boon for out-of-state fans — I can watch a ton of Iowa games in Minneapolis now without having to shell out $100+ for ESPN Full Court or whatever their PPV package is called. But it does seem a bit detrimental for in-state fans… which is probably not good, considering the fanbase needed to fill Carver is obviously gonna be almost entirely local.

by RossWB on Jan 28, 2009 3:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Great Article

I chose Alford Hangover, but I realize that’s also coupled with the lack of success.

I think Matt Gatens is getting people excited due to his potential and the ‘local boy’ factor, but we’ll see how much that does.

As a student season ticket holder this year, I 100% agree with the horrible schedule. There have been 2 games during the NFL playoffs, 1 game during the national championship and just way too many games on Sunday period. There were also two home games that corresponded with when everyone was in Tampa for the Outback Bowl.

Add it up, and out of the 12 home games, the average student ticket holder has maybe made it to 6. Also, you are right, our seats kind of suck. I sit on the baseline next to the opponents bench and yell at the coach all game, but 2 games ago, we had people behind us ask us to sit down because the couldn’t see. Seriously, the Per Mar guy asked the students to change their seats or sit down? That’s a real problem too.

by studbucket on Jan 28, 2009 9:55 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Hey Now!

We take offense to you creeping in on our market share of hoops apathy!

by LTP on Jan 28, 2009 10:16 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Our students...

I’m sorry but I don’t think our students deserve to be in better seats. It could actually be more embarrasing if they were put courtside. While I was excited to see “The Hawks Nest” and what it might do to revive the dead atmosphere in Carver, it hasn’t worked out. I blame the students for allowing it to get to where it is. We all wish it was like the Cameran Crazies at Duke, but fact is our students feel they have better things to do than attend games. The ones that do attend are not passionate and don’t go all out. Football was bad attendance wise for most games (I don’t think we filled it all year) but at least the students that were there were passionate and fanatical. Basketball has been lame. The students have done absolutely nothing to EARN the courtside seats.

Would you rather have the pathetic, quiet, half empty student section hidden over in the corner or at mid-court for all the world to laugh at?

I don’t think the economy has anything to do with it. Season tickets were $336 and only like $250 for football season ticketholders. Student tickets were far far less. I do think the schedule/gametimes affect it. While I can get up early and make the trip to football games on Saturdays, it is basically impossible to travel the 3 1/2 hours each way to make any games on weekdays with work. The couple of games that happen to be on the weekend, at home, and against teams worth seeing are the only ones I can make from across the state. There have been very few of those games this year. I think a lot of the other fans are in the same boat. Maybe if the place was fun again, and the event was exciting I could justify taking a day off work to make the 7 hour round-trip. Not the way it is now though.

The sad truth is the product right now isn’t enough to get the average person to want to be in the crowd. It’s too cold to run around downtown before or after the game. With basketball there really isn’t a tailgating event, the games are on Wednesdays or whatever when it is simply easier to go to the local bar or (for those of you who can get it) watch BTN from home. Sadly, you might get the same or even better game environment that way too!

The only way to fix it is to create an excitement at the event. It isn’t gonna happen until the students show up loud and rowdy and make the other fans need to come for the experience they can’t get at home or the bar. Neither is going to happen until we are good again in a year or two. Iowa basketball fans are now officially fairweather. Especially the students. Pathetic.

Go Hawks!

by CUNKNNK on Jan 28, 2009 11:15 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

There is some truth here...

But the students are the only lively section at the game, as much as they suck.

None of the other geriatrics or bored parents stand up or make any noise the entire time. The entire crowd is just really, really lame, including a lot of the students.

When the crowd is standing, Carver looks a lot ‘fuller’ than when people are sitting down. At the very least, the student section stands the whole time, even if the noise level leaves something to be desired.

I know I might be in the minority, but I’m hoarse after every single game from yelling. I doubt that even 5-10 non-students could say that.

by studbucket on Jan 28, 2009 12:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Long Island Effect

At the end of the day, I think it is more of the perfect storm of these elements converging at a single point in time. Its sort of like a Long Island ice tea, each one of the shots on their own are not going to do a lot of damage, but you combine them (then order a double: yes they are that though to watch at times), then slam it and you are a pretty-much shitfaced.

Obviously, winning cures most of what ails you. But given the horrible schedule, the worse game times, and complete lack of connection left-over from last year, I don’t know if even a better record would help attendence.

If you ain't first, you're last

by three and out the kok story on Jan 28, 2009 11:35 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Bad decision in a glass

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 28, 2009 11:36 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Side point on the scheduling

Its just not the crappy times. Its that I have no idea when the hell they are playing. Before, the BTN, during the B11 season, the overwhelming majority of their games were Wednesday and Saturday. The only real exceptions were ESPN night games (which anyone who watched sportscenter for more than 10 minutes was well aware) or CBS-Sunday games. Knowing when the games would be, you could reasonably plan around it. People like regularity. Now, I don’t have freaking clue. Could I go to the effort and figure it out, sure. But am I really going to that for this team. Not, bloody likely. As a result, half the time, I left stumbling into a game, b/c my wife is scrolling her way down to food network or I stop by this here site.

If you ain't first, you're last

by three and out the kok story on Jan 28, 2009 11:45 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Pimp My Team

While it may be awhile before we reach the illusive light at the end of tunnel, there is no doubt significant changes need to be made in order to restore attendance at CHA. My suggestion, take the bb team to the detailer.

- New uniforms. Seriously, where did they get those things? Off of the Wal-Mart sales rack? Possibly the lamest, most undescript uniforms in college ball.

- Update CHA. While it has been a couple of seasons since I saw a game there, I felt like I was transported into 1987 (without the wins). I know that there are plans for an upgrade, but it feels like a weird wax-museum in there at times.

- Students need TV time. Michigan, Illinois, Purdue, MSU. They all have the student section opposite the broadcast cameras. And they all (in varying degrees) have enthusiastic student crowd support. Visability may possibly encourage a more vocal and supportive fan base.

- Overhaul Coach Lick. How about sweatpants? Maybe there is a closet full of George Raveling’s leftovers somewhere.

- New threads for our band. If the bb teams uni’s are bad, then the band dresses as if they have given up. How about ditching the hockey look all together (even though UofI hockey team is one of legends)? I would suggest something more evil and terrifying with lots of leather and chains.

by Pubes in Pink Urinals on Jan 28, 2009 12:10 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

2 simple changes...

I don’t know how simple these changes are but here goes.

1. Basketball team starts winning some meaningfull (home) games: Excitement rises getting fans and students to attend games.

2. Scheduling. As mentioned above there needs to be some continuity. Conference games should start no earlier than 7 PM and are played on Wednesday and Saturday or Sunday. This gives fans an hour away (which there is a lot) time to get to game and get home at a decent time. This allows locals and students to relax with a few cocktails and leisurely head to the game.

by donny on Jan 28, 2009 12:46 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Tommy Boy says:

I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull’s ass, but I’d rather take a butcher’s word for it.

by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Jan 28, 2009 12:58 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I am part of the attendance problem.

This year is the first year I haven’t gone to at least one game (usually many or all games) since I’ve been like 5. So – the 1980’s.

And I’ve done this knowing full well that I could buy a ticket at the door from my man with the tam and glasses at the North Entrance for like $5 and then go sit in one of the hundred of open seats in the first ten rows – or – on a good day, courtside.

However, I’ve just never been into it – last week, I decided I’d rather watch on TV, so I could keep tabs on Lost. Before that was Oklahoma vs. Florida. I frequently get stuck at work.

The larger point, though, is that in the past, these would all be easy decisions in the other direction – I would make sure I didn’t get stuck at work, etc.

"Jack Trice Stadium - Easily one of the Top 10 Stadiums in Central Iowa"

by Not Marv Cook on Jan 28, 2009 1:11 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Granted...

I don’t think the attendance problem is much of a problem, because I’ve had my fill of the Lickliter era, and want him gone, but that’s another post for another day.

"Jack Trice Stadium - Easily one of the Top 10 Stadiums in Central Iowa"

by Not Marv Cook on Jan 28, 2009 1:13 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

As much as I think Lick is an upgrade over Alford

Lick is about as emotional as a thumbtack. Granted, I don’t think he needs to be Bruce Pearl on the sidelines, but let’s face it – I think Lick would have a hard time getting Harvey Milk excited for a colonoscopy. It’d be nice for the players if it seemed like their coach, um, gave a shit from time to time instead of burning holes into the eyes of fans across the court from him.

But there are so many other pressing issues out there for this program – I’m just highlighting my opinion that I find Iowa basketball and their coach to be boring.

by Twin Cities Hawk on Jan 28, 2009 2:12 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Take it one step at a time.

I think we could use the famous Financial Analyst Oscar Rogers’ economic strategy to correct our current basketball situation:

You’ll Want to Jump to 2:20 Mark

Really!?

Go Hawks!

by CUNKNNK on Jan 28, 2009 2:26 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

You could have used an

“all of the above” button for the poll. They’re all factors.

by TarHeelHawk on Jan 28, 2009 3:09 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Hair gel is gone

Stop using him as an excuse.

by DJKHawk on Jan 28, 2009 9:38 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Quick mention...

a comment on an unrelated thread is probably not the place for this but I tried making a fan post and didn’t have enough words. Did you guys know that they are citing BHGP for the Podolak photos on channel 7 Waterloo? I saw it this noon and couldn’t believe my eyes. It makes this place seem so much more legitimate. I don’t know what to that of that….

by Argulor on Jan 28, 2009 9:49 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, we never actually posted them

In fact, we were pretty pissed about the fact they were posted at all. Anyone have any more information on this?

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 29, 2009 8:29 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I think a call to KWWL requesting a retraction is in order.

CF posted them, and posted them with possibly malicious intent. KWWL is a pretty good news outfit, and I think they would retract/correct their report if it were brought up to them. I doubt Ron Steele (or whoever is there now) checks BHGP or CF every day, so that part of the story probably wasn’t given a whole lot of scrutiny.

by Bucketochicken on Jan 29, 2009 9:17 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The call has already been made

We’ll see what happens.

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 29, 2009 10:42 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I only remembered see one picture posted.

But didn’t remember where it was. I didn’t mean any offense in my earlier post I just wasn’t sure how you guys would take that. Had you heard about that prior to my post?

by Argulor on Jan 29, 2009 1:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

They were originally posted on January 8 by "CyGuy33"

http://www.cyclonefanatic.com/forum/state-rivals/47102-eddie-podolak-tampa.html

Looks like the photos have been removed since then though.

Almost everyone at that site is a complete asshole (their message board personas, anyway).

by Bucketochicken on Jan 29, 2009 2:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

We posted one after he "retired"

because then it was news. Before that, it was simply a drunk guy. And, as a fellow drunk guy, I sympathize.

And we didn’t take any offense to the post. We’re glad you brought it up, if only because we don’t want to be associated with the unnecessary tarring-and-feathering of Ed Podolak. We’re already recognized for the multitude of stupid things we’re actually responsible for, after all.

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 29, 2009 3:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

FREE TICKETS FOR STUDENTS FOR THE MICHIGAN STATE GAME TONIGHT.

This means there is absolutely no reason the section shouldn’t be full and rockin’. If it isn’t, this takes the pathetic-ness to a whole ’nother level. On ESPN against a top 10 ranked team. Come on students! Carver can get crunk too!

Hats off to the high ups in the Athletic Department or Sports Marketing or whomever that decided to do this by the way. As a fan I really appreciate them trying to stir up the students a bit and improve the atmosphere factor.

PS – I also still blame Tyler Smith.

Go Hawks!

by CUNKNNK on Jan 29, 2009 10:18 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Well over 3000 students have or have requested tickets to the game...

We’ll see how many show up. That number might be above 4000 now.

by studbucket on Jan 29, 2009 12:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Crazy Mad Props to the Students

I take back almost all the bad things I was saying above. You guys really showed up against Sparty. Looked and sounded great on ESPN. It made the game a lot more fun to watch, so I know it had to be much more fun to be at too. Crazy wigs and face paint. An “Izzo (Heart’s) Unicorns” sign. Clear BULL-SHIT chants following bad calls. Well done. It was a great day to be a Hawkeye. Even though our young team was overmatched again.

Now you’ve proved you can do it. Keep it up for the rest of the season.

Go Hawks!

by CUNKNNK on Jan 30, 2009 11:22 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You bitches are pathetic

What’s next? Paying people to come to the games? What happened to all that talk from football season about your giant, loyal fan base?

http://lioninoil.blogspot.com/2009/01/iowa-basketball-team-pitches-their.html

More proof that Iowa is as hypocritcal and bandwagon as it is just plain pathetic.

by eatingcornthelongway on Jan 30, 2009 12:15 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Seriously. This guy's a douchebag.

He’s an angry dork that goes around e-thugging and trying to stir up shit.

Take it somewhere else, dickhole.

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 30, 2009 12:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Good one, Hayden Fry's Hairy Beaver Ride

Keep throwing stones from your glass house. Keep shitting on everybody else from your anonymous blog and then get your tampon all knotted up when people call you out for your bullshit.

And sorry, but I do have to go now — I was too busy screwing your mom last night to watch Sparty’s beatdown in Iowa Shitty, so I think I’ll cue up the Tivo and relive the Green romping around in front of all those empty seats.

by eatingcornthelongway on Jan 30, 2009 1:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Why are you so angry all the time?

All of your comments read like shouting matches versus no one. Calm down.

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 30, 2009 2:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Haven't seen anything from this guy in a while.

He’s just still bitter from Missouri football falling apart and going to a worse bowl game than us. Just imaging how pissed he’ll be next year when they have to play the whole season without Jeremy Maclin and his boyfriend Chase Danielle. He’s really gonna bash our bad basketball team then…and he’ll probably still think it hurts our feelings.

It makes sense that he wants to move away from football now and hurry to kick our basketball team while it is down.

I agree he is a very bad internet badass though. Very intimidating indeed. Like the online version of Atilla the Hun. If he could rape and pillage through the blogs, I would be very afraid.

I like how the site is pathetic, but he can’t stay away…

Go Hawks!

by CUNKNNK on Jan 30, 2009 3:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Isn't this a jNU guy?

He’s the one who threw a pissyfit when OPS wrote that article at Rock M Nation just before their bowl game.

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 30, 2009 3:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

He's also the one that got banned (3 times)

Which is funny, since I’ve only had to ban 1 person in 16 months, and it was because they offered to sexually assault a member of our community. This guy got banned (3 times) simply because his words made our site a lesser place. Which, does not necessarily make him unique. However, he only commented to stir shit and talk tough (see: above) which is 1 thing that I have no tolerance for. Out of all the losers on the internet, the worst ones are the internet warriors who get out a lifetime of frustration through menacing comments left on message boards and threads.

Be stupid. Be pathetic. Be obnoxious. Just don’t be like him.

by jebushchrist on Jan 30, 2009 4:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I will take a handful of stupid,

with a dash of pathetic (b/c I can self-identify with both). Hell, I can even stand obnoxiousness, in the form of dick and fart jokes. But its the obnoxiousness for obnoxiousness sake that needs to be addressed.

It seems like this very, very lonely d-bag is going to keep popping in. Might I purpose just simply ignoring his next incarnation and letting the masters of our little corner of the universe continue to exile his ass in Zod-like fashion.

If you ain't first, you're last

by three and out the kok story on Jan 30, 2009 4:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

His comments were growing offensive and I can’t sit and babysit him. And he won’t pop in, because there’s a 24 hour waiting period now to leave a comment for newbies.
 
It’s for the best. This gives him time to go buy an internet gun and really wreak some havoc! That is, if his gamma will let him use her credit card to do so.

by jebushchrist on Jan 30, 2009 4:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I didn’t delete, but when I had to remove his comments, it removes replies to said comments as well.
Your retardedness stands for itself and stands tall.

by jebushchrist on Jan 30, 2009 4:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

who the hell is "jebushchrist"?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 31, 2009 11:35 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Gotta go with BTN

Growing up, the Iowa game was always on in the kitchen. Hundreds of thousands of Iowans who otherwise would be absorbed into the season win or lose, have nothing to cheer for. And to accomodate that, the games are at all sorts of wacky times. So there’s nobody watching on TV, and therefore nobody giving enough of a shit to fill the empty seats with a family road trip a few times a year.

by rockyh on Feb 2, 2009 4:39 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

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