It's easy to point out the problems with our team: inexperienced, no real inside presence, inferior athleticism, inability to make ESPN's top ten list due to lack of this, this and especially this. (If you skipped all the links, you can eat a hot steamy bag of man-dicks.)
However, I'm not one to showcase our downfalls. I'm here to provide the answer. Yeah you fucking heard it right. The answer. I was already on the right track when I demanded more playing time for David Palmer. Yeah, I know I said JR Angle, but I get those two confused all the time. You fucking know who I meant.
This solution doesn't have anything to do with scheme, execution, personnel or murderdeathkills. This has to do with us, the fans.
Now you're probably asking yourself, "Ugh, why did I eat at Hardee's for lunch today when I know it turns my asshole into a soup cannon?"
Well, no, you're probably not.
Maybe you're saying to yourself, "That bump on my dick is probably just a pimple."
But you ARE probably asking yourself, "I'm just a fan, what can I do?"
You can help turn Carver Hawkeye Arena into the new Crunkest Gym in America.
Let's do it. justNorthwestern would shit all over themselves.