Wisconsin Badgers @ Iowa Hawkeyes GameThread, Jan 21, 2009 7:35 PM CST

He looks like he’s carrying everyone else on his back out there. Kelly needs to step it up with his midrange game a bit. Kelly is not consistent from the three the last few games. If, between those two and JP they can feed Palmer inside, they might stay in this one.

by hdhawk on Jan 21, 2009 8:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Gordy Bohannon, Jason Bohannon

Meh. Who gives a fuck?

by Bucketochicken on Jan 21, 2009 8:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

When the hell did anyone wearing a red jersey get a hand on that ball?

by TarHeelHawk on Jan 21, 2009 8:13 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Terrible call on the jump ball.

Effectively wipes out a Palmer bucket, still 24.20.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 8:14 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Iowa has been on 20 for a long ass time

I still love brad banks in the most heterosexual way possible

by hawkeye or die on Jan 21, 2009 8:15 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

This whole "scoring" thing not really our style.

by Bucketochicken on Jan 21, 2009 8:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Nice block-out

And WI gets called for an over the back

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 21, 2009 8:15 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

You would think that these opens shot are going to start falling at some point

by TarHeelHawk on Jan 21, 2009 8:15 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Have you watched Iowa this year?

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 21, 2009 8:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Scoring has ground to a halt.

Still 24-20. Iowa’s been at 20 for about 6 minutes.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 8:15 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

I'd keep hittting Landry in the mouth, too

He’s bullying his way around on the other end. Let’s back him off a bit.

by hdhawk on Jan 21, 2009 8:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

time to give kelly a piece of bohannon now

I still love brad banks in the most heterosexual way possible

by hawkeye or die on Jan 21, 2009 8:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Good work kelly

not only do you have the skills to jack up unadvised threes, you also have mastered martial arts

I still love brad banks in the most heterosexual way possible

by hawkeye or die on Jan 21, 2009 8:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Anyone wanna bet

If we even get a shot off?

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 21, 2009 8:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

it was a good looking shot.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 8:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I'm Shocked...

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 21, 2009 8:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Well, that was a thrilling half of basketball.

by Bucketochicken on Jan 21, 2009 8:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

HALFTIME BREAK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBh-42MLINg&feature=channel_page

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 8:20 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

god damn it.

HALFTIME BREAK

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 8:21 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

24-20?

Thank you work for not allowing me to see this game. Good to see that we’re still setting the game back 40 years.

by chitownhawkeye on Jan 21, 2009 8:24 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

All the announcers keep saying

that Iowa is playing great defense and is avoiding the big runs. The defense has been fine but the real reason it’s still close is because Iowa has limited the turnovers. Fewer turnovers means fewer breakaways for the opponents and more shot attempts for the good guys.

What are there, three turnovers? One in the lane by Palmer, charge by Petersen, offensive foul (elbow) by Kelly?

Per the announcers, the Hawks have averaged 18 turnover per game the last three games.

by hdhawk on Jan 21, 2009 8:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Four for both teams, per the CRG guys.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 8:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

And yes, there's your key, absolutely

If Iowa doesn’t give up easy points and gets shots on most of their possessions, then they’re efficient enough to stick with just about anybody. It’s those games where 1 out of every 4 possessions ends with a loose ball or a stupid charge or a pass thrown into a Sousaphone where Iowa gets in real trouble—they don’t have the type of defense that can make up a disparity like that.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 8:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

David Palmer

I still can’t get over his uncanny resemblance to a young, pituitary-freaked Jay-Z.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 8:35 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Well.

by Bucketochicken on Jan 21, 2009 8:35 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

JIGGA MAN PRESIDENTE FOR 3

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 8:36 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

That was interesting

by TarHeelHawk on Jan 21, 2009 8:36 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Yes we can

by Shooter McGavin on Jan 21, 2009 8:36 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Gatens gets punched in the face and get called for the foul?

What game are the stripes watching?

by TarHeelHawk on Jan 21, 2009 8:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

How dare Gatens foul Krabb's elbow with his face

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 8:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Conference USA refs?

by Bucketochicken on Jan 21, 2009 8:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

You should all be announcers

Now they are talking about fewer turnovers…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 21, 2009 8:38 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

I announce stuff all the time

by Bucketochicken on Jan 21, 2009 8:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Iowa is 1-4 in free throws that I've seen to this point

by TarHeelHawk on Jan 21, 2009 8:38 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Hughes called for taking 17 steps

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 8:38 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Is anyone else getting a choppy picture right now?

by TarHeelHawk on Jan 21, 2009 8:39 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

No, i'm good...

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 21, 2009 8:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Same here twsmith

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 8:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

It looks like a local high school broadcast

by Shooter McGavin on Jan 21, 2009 8:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Palmer bringing the ball up is hilarious

Mainly because you can actually hear Lick’s hair going gray.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 8:39 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

I love the faux-hawk that seems to be so popular these days?

by TarHeelHawk on Jan 21, 2009 8:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Another reason Iowa is hanging tonight?

They’re showing a willingness/ability to get the ball down low. Thank you Palmer…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 21, 2009 8:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

You can't teach 6'9", 240....

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 8:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Palmer has half of Iowa's points

Game tied at 26.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 8:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Iowa is continuing their pace...

One point a minute. At least they’ve dragged down WI with them this game…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 21, 2009 8:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Honestly,

where the hell did this (Palmer) come from?

by The Nihilist on Jan 21, 2009 8:41 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

First team to 45 wins!

by TarHeelHawk on Jan 21, 2009 8:41 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

hell, first to 35

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 8:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Maybe 40...

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 21, 2009 8:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Has he always been this good,

and was just criminally underused? If so, start J.R. Angle NOW!

by The Nihilist on Jan 21, 2009 8:42 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

JPete With 2 free throws

Iowa up 28-26 with 15 to play…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 21, 2009 8:44 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Peterson on the line and gives Iowa the lead

One of Peterson’s best improvements has been his performance at the line. He’s in the high 80s, whereas last year he was, if I recall, below 75%.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 8:44 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Fuller Playing Hard

Get hustle plays the last couple minutes…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 21, 2009 8:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

4 team fouls on the Badgers...just need 3 more

by TarHeelHawk on Jan 21, 2009 8:46 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

NICE play by Palmer

by The Nihilist on Jan 21, 2009 8:48 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

I appreciate the crowds

enthusiasm for Bohannon

by Shooter McGavin on Jan 21, 2009 8:48 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Two straight Offensive fouls on Iowa

That one was ridiculous…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 21, 2009 8:48 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

I wasn't aware that you could be moving and still draw a charge

by TarHeelHawk on Jan 21, 2009 8:48 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

What a horrid call on Kelly.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 8:48 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

And the worst yet on that Cole call

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 8:49 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Wow...the DVR is behind, it was just like the call that went against Gatens

by TarHeelHawk on Jan 21, 2009 8:50 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

I think Lick might be somewhat angry

by The Nihilist on Jan 21, 2009 8:50 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Jesus...

I don’t normally like to blame refs for losing games… but holy shit those were a couple of bad calls on Iowa…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 21, 2009 8:50 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

It would be nice they called the same game for the WHOLE game,

not just go into ticky-tack mode whenver they feel like it.

by TarHeelHawk on Jan 21, 2009 8:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

that was no foul on Cole

by hdhawk on Jan 21, 2009 8:52 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

That was an active imagination on that referee.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 8:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

So Lickliter called a timeout at 11:57?

Tell me I’m wrong, somebody.

by TarHeelHawk on Jan 21, 2009 8:53 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Lick loves prime numbers.

by Bucketochicken on Jan 21, 2009 8:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

It looked to me

like he wanted to have a personal conversation with the ref that called the foul on Cole. That ref refused to look at Lick and stayed down at the far end of the floor.

by hdhawk on Jan 21, 2009 8:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Meanwhile, in scoreboard news

It’s 35-28, Wisconsin. Iowa has spent the better part of the last 4 minutes getting just abused by the referees. It’s sad to see when the refs don’t give Iowa a chance to compete.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 8:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Iowa can do that on their own, thankyouverymuch,

by Bucketochicken on Jan 21, 2009 8:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Holy shit, a foul on Wisconsin

and BTN shows Jeff Peterson.

by TarHeelHawk on Jan 21, 2009 8:56 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

If Iowa Could Find a Way

To not go into 6 and 7 minute scoring droughts they might be ok. But damn if this team doesn’t just go forever without scoring…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 21, 2009 8:56 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Well, I guess the

best way to break a scoring drought is a shooting foul on Matt Gatens

by The Nihilist on Jan 21, 2009 8:56 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Iowa converts, 35-30.

Let’s see if the refs call a clean game.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 8:56 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Not Likely, based on evidence so far tonight...

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 21, 2009 8:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Fuller can't seem tofind his groove

by The Nihilist on Jan 21, 2009 8:57 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

he won't find it behind the shot clock

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 8:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Easy traveling call on Wisco

And a nice runner by Kelly. 35-32, Iowa chipping away, 10 minutes left, TO Wisconsin.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 8:58 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

So Iowa Finally

Gets their turnovers down and their rebounding up, but decides they can’t shoot for shit. Just once i’d like to see them put it all together for a game…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 21, 2009 8:58 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

They did

against Iowa State and UNI. Someone tell me how they beat UNI again?

by TarHeelHawk on Jan 21, 2009 8:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

UNI was Schiavo-level passive on defense.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 8:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Maybe, but Iowa wouldn't beat them now.

by TarHeelHawk on Jan 21, 2009 9:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Am I mistaken

that but for their unconscionable scoring droughts, Iowa has looked something approaching competent tonight? Maybe having to do with a start time that makes some semblance of fucking sense.

by txhawkeye on Jan 21, 2009 9:00 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

No, no, you're right - they're approaching.

by Bucketochicken on Jan 21, 2009 9:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Vlade checking back in

by TarHeelHawk on Jan 21, 2009 9:01 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Does eating cheese

make you oddly tall and bleach your skin? In what factory does Wisky clone all these creatures?

by hdhawk on Jan 21, 2009 9:01 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Scandinavians abound up there.

Can’t blame them for thinking it’s just like home.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 9:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Missing these would be a killer

by TarHeelHawk on Jan 21, 2009 9:03 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

done

by txhawkeye on Jan 21, 2009 9:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Jinx.

by hdhawk on Jan 21, 2009 9:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Act 3: The killer shows up!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 9:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Looked like Shaq right there

by TarHeelHawk on Jan 21, 2009 9:03 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Okay, the on-the-floor call was correct

but goddammit, you know.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 9:04 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Bullshit wave off the basket.

by txhawkeye on Jan 21, 2009 9:04 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

not really...

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 9:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Ohhh!

BULL

by The Nihilist on Jan 21, 2009 9:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

How IN THE FUCK was that on the floor?

by TarHeelHawk on Jan 21, 2009 9:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Iowa is going to lose this game because they can't hit free throws

goddamit.

by TarHeelHawk on Jan 21, 2009 9:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Like that?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 9:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

If they miss 6 freebies and lose by 2 or 3....

by TarHeelHawk on Jan 21, 2009 9:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Wisconsin is giving Iowa the game, and the Hawks refuse to accept.

by TarHeelHawk on Jan 21, 2009 9:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

In other news, Wake Forest got beat at home tonight

no more unbeatens

by TarHeelHawk on Jan 21, 2009 9:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

There are few things in this world

greater than Gene Keady’s combover, they should have a mold of it made for the shithsoninan

by The Nihilist on Jan 21, 2009 9:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Hawks 10-16 from the line

by TarHeelHawk on Jan 21, 2009 9:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Are you fucking kidding me?

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 21, 2009 9:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Wisconsin is the first to 40.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 9:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Wow, go Jake.

by Bucketochicken on Jan 21, 2009 9:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Nice play Kelly!

Good rebound and put back

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 21, 2009 9:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

I cannot believe Wisconsin still has the ball.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 9:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Iowa getting NO breaks...

Just unlucky

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 21, 2009 9:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

So

Wisconsin’s offense consists of passing around aimlessly for 30 seconds then jacking up long 3’skills us. Oh, and how was that not traveling?

by txhawkeye on Jan 21, 2009 9:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Game's getting "OPS just had sex with her" ugly again.

42-39 with 5 to play.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 9:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Hey, it works for jNU against Iowa

by TarHeelHawk on Jan 21, 2009 9:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

EL PRESIDENTE!

by Bucketochicken on Jan 21, 2009 9:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

EL PRESIDENTE!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 9:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

i just got home, Dolph impressed w/ President Palmer

18 pts! did we decide to wear yellow tonite or something?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 21, 2009 9:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Q Coke.

by Bucketochicken on Jan 21, 2009 9:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

God damn it, Landry.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 9:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Gatens fouls himself

by running into Kurst Krab’s Elbow again?

by The Nihilist on Jan 21, 2009 9:13 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Thats twice the asshole has elbowed Gatens

and twice Gatens gets called for it.

by TarHeelHawk on Jan 21, 2009 9:14 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Lickliter doesn't know the rules

He doesn’t think “foul a guy’s elbow with your jaw” is a real foul.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 9:14 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Dolph says Cody Larson

verbaled to Iowa, a player like Brian Cardinal…..Hansen excitied..

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 21, 2009 9:15 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

You would think that at some point

Lickliter would point that out to the officials…Bucky now in the 1-1.

by TarHeelHawk on Jan 21, 2009 9:15 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

I'm here.

At ease, gentlemen

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 21, 2009 9:15 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

EL PRESIDENTE!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 9:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Holy shit.....look what I did by showing up

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 21, 2009 9:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Thanks big guy!

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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 9:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

El Presidente!

Willing Iowa to a victory right now…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 21, 2009 9:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

“This is where Wisconsin rises” hahahaha

by txhawkeye on Jan 21, 2009 9:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

If only the Hawks were able to hit freebies

by TarHeelHawk on Jan 21, 2009 9:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

GET THE FUCK OUT

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 21, 2009 9:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

WOOF WOOF WOOF

FULLERS HOUSE BITCH

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 21, 2009 9:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

WHAT A BLOCK!!!!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 9:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

HOLY SHIT

That was awesome

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 21, 2009 9:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

OHHHHHHHH!

HUGE HUGE HUGE!

by The Nihilist on Jan 21, 2009 9:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

wish i had cable

to see Bo Ryan’s Tech

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 21, 2009 9:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Fuller rules!

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 21, 2009 9:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Clean on the replay. Beautiful!

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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 9:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

HFMR

is magical for the Hawks apparently

by The Nihilist on Jan 21, 2009 9:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

You mean....

They haven’t been playing this well all game?

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 21, 2009 9:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

You could see Bo's bald spot getting red.

by TarHeelHawk on Jan 21, 2009 9:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

That was

partially for Gatens getting his tooth knocked out by fouling with his face.

by txhawkeye on Jan 21, 2009 9:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Iowa had better fucking win this.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 9:19 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

It was an awesome play - but watch out for Bo's T

He’s going to get some kind of makeup call in the next 60 seconds – like it or not.

by hdhawk on Jan 21, 2009 9:19 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

probably a Gatens face foul

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 21, 2009 9:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Any screen shot

of one of these face fouls?

by chitownhawkeye on Jan 21, 2009 9:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Gatens?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 21, 2009 9:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Nice call on JP's improved FTs, OPS

running out of acronyms

by hdhawk on Jan 21, 2009 9:20 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Magic

I happened to taking a drink of beer right as Palmer hit the 3 and then again when Fuller smashed the ball against the glass.

The pattern is clear

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 21, 2009 9:21 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Oh yeah, keep drinking. A lot.

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 21, 2009 9:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

May I suggest a Macallan

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 9:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

You may

and i respectfully decline

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 21, 2009 9:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Beer

Teacher, mother, secret lover

by chitownhawkeye on Jan 21, 2009 9:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

God Damn

That fucking block was sweet

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 21, 2009 9:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

High Life? Coors?

with a fistful of Sterzings?

by TarHeelHawk on Jan 21, 2009 9:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Peterson hits them both

51-49 Ioway.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 9:24 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Leueueueuer ties it, 2 to play.

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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 9:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Jake!!

With a 3!

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 21, 2009 9:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Kelly has had a very nice half of basketball.

by hdhawk on Jan 21, 2009 9:26 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

sip

your welcome

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 21, 2009 9:26 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

HOLY SHIT THIS IS HAPPENING

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 9:26 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

In the words of the Wolfman

Let’s don’t go sucking each others dicks just yet…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 21, 2009 9:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

are there more than 5000 in the crowd tonite?

sounds loud on the internet…..

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 21, 2009 9:26 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

10,000 or so

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 9:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

How's that elbow taste, son

plus foul

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 21, 2009 9:26 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Kelly makes it 56-51

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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 9:27 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Stupid foul!

by TarHeelHawk on Jan 21, 2009 9:27 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

hand check - really? no advantage gained there - now FTs

by hdhawk on Jan 21, 2009 9:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

37 seconds isn't an eternity

that’s impossible

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 21, 2009 9:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Fuller with a foul

Mildly stupid, but it keeps them from a 3-point possession—do that for 36.8 more and it’s game.

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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 9:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

I don't need

to see or hear about Mr. and Mrs. Bohannon any more.

by txhawkeye on Jan 21, 2009 9:29 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Seriously. Fuck Them.

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 21, 2009 9:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

ehh, she's milfy

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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 9:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I'd fuck her in the bathrooms

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 21, 2009 9:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

my new year's tradition

I spite fuck Mrs. Bohannon while the “boys” are out dicking around with the basketball

by hdhawk on Jan 21, 2009 9:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

good. i'm missing all that

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 21, 2009 9:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

The Boahnnon's New Years Eve tradition

fucking lame

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 21, 2009 9:29 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

and his red sweater

is killing the Hayden Fry early year memories

by txhawkeye on Jan 21, 2009 9:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Now, they have to hit these

and all the freebies they missed earlier won’t matter.

by TarHeelHawk on Jan 21, 2009 9:30 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

19 of 23 isn't bad...

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 21, 2009 9:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Gatens at the line with 17.5 to go

58-55 before the shots

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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 9:31 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

1 of 2, tip in is good with 9 second

Iowa nursing a 2-point lead with the ball. Definitely do not want a TO here—they’re not at the line yet.

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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 9:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

how many FT's has Gaten's missed?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 21, 2009 9:32 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

lifetime?

9

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 21, 2009 9:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Iowa up 2

With 9 seconds to go, and the ball.

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 21, 2009 9:33 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

nice touch

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 21, 2009 9:34 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Peterson shooting with 7.5 to go.

This is safe now.

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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 9:34 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

by twsmith23 on Jan 21, 2009 9:34 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

ugh, could have sealed the deal

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 21, 2009 9:34 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

You Have To Foul Them Right?

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 21, 2009 9:35 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

not when they’re shooting

by txhawkeye on Jan 21, 2009 9:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

by txhawkeye on Jan 21, 2009 9:36 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 21, 2009 9:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

by twsmith23 on Jan 21, 2009 9:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Taylor 0-11 from 3pt land till that shot

Dolph pizzzzzed

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 21, 2009 9:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

They show that Bohannon bitch

more than Kurt Warner’s wife

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 21, 2009 9:38 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

missed ft – this should be over

by txhawkeye on Jan 21, 2009 9:38 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Ok. Overtime.

Pound the ball to Palmer.

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 21, 2009 9:38 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Hansen said....

a little extra work never hurt anyone…..maybe they should talk to Allen Iverson about “practice”

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 21, 2009 9:39 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

"tough pass"

not how I would have described it

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 21, 2009 9:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Wow.

That is such a tough shot when the defender got his hand on it…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 21, 2009 9:41 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

looked at gordy bo’s wife

by txhawkeye on Jan 21, 2009 9:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

3!

by txhawkeye on Jan 21, 2009 9:44 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

by twsmith23 on Jan 21, 2009 9:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

by twsmith23 on Jan 21, 2009 9:46 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

by pfac51 on Jan 21, 2009 9:47 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

by twsmith23 on Jan 21, 2009 9:49 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 9:50 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

71-67 WOOT

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 21, 2009 9:50 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Not over until Iowa's at the line again

That first inbounds was not good.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 9:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

The second: not so hot either

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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 9:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

That’s the patented timeout off the inbounds play Iowa has perfected since 1977

by txhawkeye on Jan 21, 2009 9:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 21, 2009 9:53 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

nevermind

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 21, 2009 9:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Matt Gatens saves the day with a rebound.

With :07.6 to go, that’s about it.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 9:53 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

by txhawkeye on Jan 21, 2009 9:54 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

by twsmith23 on Jan 21, 2009 9:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 9:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 21, 2009 9:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Good game gents. Although this scoring in the 70s obviously cannot stand.

by txhawkeye on Jan 21, 2009 9:56 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Gentlemen

I bid you adieu

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 21, 2009 9:57 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

As Do I

Good game, see you next time…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 21, 2009 9:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

farewell

thanks for your timely, beer drinking appearance

by hdhawk on Jan 21, 2009 9:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Thank your beer

…with your mouth

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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 21, 2009 9:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

HFMR....you saved the day. A grateful nation thanks you.

by TarHeelHawk on Jan 21, 2009 9:58 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

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