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This Has Nothing To Do With Kirk Ferentz, The Cleveland Browns, or The Iowa Hawkeyes

And yet I am uncontrollably compelled to post it.

Besides, it had been days since we last used the "gratuitous wwf" tag, and I am not about to let the new year ring in with a prolonged dry spell.

[Terrorist Fist Jab: Mark "The Shark" Quinn, Ohio State benchwarmer and owner of Club Trillion, the finest college basketball blog EVER.]

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Not a big wrestling aficionado but would it not be uncomfortable to wrestle whilst wearing your championship belt? I’d think it would chafe like a mofo.

Also, I saw the Ultimate Warrior at the DM Intl Airport in 1991 and he was quite literally twitching as he awaited his bag on the carousel. I found this disturbing and a harbinger of bad things to come.

by jebushchrist on Jan 2, 2009 4:45 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Phil Collins sucks...

although Sussudio is a bad jam, dude.

"I'm not doing any good back here."

by Hawkaloogie on Jan 2, 2009 6:34 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No it isn't.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 3:40 AM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Do you like Phil Collins?

I’ve been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn’t understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins’ presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group’s undisputed masterpiece. It’s an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don’t you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I’ve heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins’ solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Jan 3, 2009 2:28 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey, Paul!

TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!

¿Quieres chiclets?

by The Mexican't on Jan 3, 2009 7:51 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dorsia?

No one goes there anymore.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Jan 4, 2009 3:28 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 3, 2009 10:33 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I didn't realize The Ultimate Warrior did voiceovers

for monsters on Satruday morning cartoons in the 80s.

And, yes, Phil Collins sucks.

by storminspank on Jan 3, 2009 10:13 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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