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BHGP Video Tribute: Ed Podolak

It hasn't been easy saying goodbye to the Galloping Polishman. We've ranted, raved, cried and cried. Sure, he's in his 60s and had to commute from California to Iowa games every week during the season, and sure he was bound to leave soon anyway. But this is like having the best damn candy bar ever, and you're getting down to your last couple bites, and you take a bite so there's one bite left, then some asshole (named, let's say, "The Wiz of Odds") bumps you in the shoulder (and doesn't fucking apologize) and you drop the last bite. It's far less fulfilling than if the candy bar had been smaller, because you feel cheated, like you've been robbed of the satisfaction of resolution. There's no closure. We just wanted closure.

I guess what I'm trying to say is fuck you for not giving a shit, Wiz.

Anyway, through our tears and 3rd grade level comprehension of the way the world works (you see, the Israel-Hamas situation is a lot like a candy bar), we put together a tribute video to the happier times, when Podolak could be Easy Eddie, and there was still joy in Mudville. Keep on ridin', Eddie.

 

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'Ed Podolak is hugging and kissing me!'

OMG, that’s the funniest thing I’ll hear all day. Thanks!

"Sweet lady fate, why dost thou piss on me so?"

by bluearmadillo on Jan 15, 2009 11:42 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This sucks...

Ed Podolak is the only Hawkeye Football Color Analyst that I have known in my lifetime. It’s going to be strange without him.
I was only like 7 when that Marv Cook thing happened, but for some reason I still remember listening to Zabel and Eddie after that game. I swear (although it could have been another time we beat tOSU in the "shoe") that Zabel came back from commercial and said that the Ohio State Police were trying to get into the press box to arrest Ed Podolak for breaking the noise ordinance in a Columbus, OH press box. Can anyone confirm or deny this? Not that it actually happened, of course, but that Zabel said it.
Also, are there any rumors to who might be stepping in?

by shada's revenge on Jan 15, 2009 1:10 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Looking for his lost shaker of salt

Here is the link to Hlas’s article that ran in the Gazette today

Fast Eddie has definitely had some interesting friends. Hunter S Thompson, Jimmy Buffett, and (it’s been a long night and I hate the fucking) Eagles. It’s pretty obvious that Ed was a guy who people liked to be around. I certainly would drop whatever i was doing at the moment for the opportunity to listen to him tell stories over a few coldbeers.

I found this anecdote about how he met Jimmy Buffett to be amusing:

As Podolak describes: After I retired, I was at a bar in Aspen (Colo.) and Jimmy’s manager came up to me and said, Ed, if I’m offending you in any way let me know, but Jimmy Buffett is a big fan of yours because of the Miami game and following your career after that. We’re playing softball this afternoon, and if you’d like, he’d love to have you join us.’ Little did he know that Jimmy’s song, Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Attitudes’ was my anthem when I was quitting football. I used to drive around in my car with the top down, singing, If it suddenly ended tomorrow, I could somehow adjust to the fall.’ I knew all the words to Jimmy’s songs.

Godspeed, Easy Eddie.

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 15, 2009 10:09 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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