GAMETHREAD: MGOBACKTOBED
by Patrick Vint on Jan 11, 2009 10:35 AM CST
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Jarryd Cole looking good
He has all 4 Iowa points. We’re down 1.
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Make it 4
Lucas Perry knocks down a 3. 8-4 Michigan at the first TV timeout.
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Lickliter is pissed
after Cole is beaten like a drum.
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Back off, let him take the 20-foot jump shot
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 11, 2009 10:51 AM CST up reply actions
Is it wrong that I just don't care?
We can’t score against a zone. It’s been the story of the season. Nothing new here.
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How long did Lickliter have to prepare for this game?
Is that how we are going to attack the 1-3-1? Move the ball poorly 28 ft from the basket and hope someone gets open?
by storminspank on Jan 11, 2009 10:51 AM CST up reply actions
Ed Hightower is gesturing wildly
12-4 at the 12:00 timeout. We didn’t score in that 4 minute period
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Nice shot by Manny Harris
We clearly have no idea what to do against a zone. Kelly gets a 3, though. 15-7 Michigan.
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Beilein and Lick are buddies
He’s just trying to keep it close
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 11, 2009 10:59 AM CST up reply actions
Ugh
Bawinkel tries to bank one in from the top of the key. Needless to say, it was unsuccessful. Lickliter is using timeouts like they’re crack.
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In possibly related news
Why am I bleeding?
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The jinx is on
“Gatens will go to the line, and he hasn’t missed a free throw since November.”
This is where he misses one.
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Chris Street is nervous in heaven
Gatens is only 10 away
by storminspank on Jan 11, 2009 11:03 AM CST up reply actions
Why is Michigan still playing man-to-man?
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Brommer gets beaten for a rebound, fouls
Sun rises. Sun sets.
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Actually, I don't think it matters
Michigan could all leave the court for a sno-cone on defense, and Iowa would still settle for a 25-footer and fail to get the offensive rebound
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 11, 2009 11:09 AM CST up reply actions
Watching without contacts, a liver
The Girl Talk concert was awesome.
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Oh shit, was that last night?
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 11, 2009 11:10 AM CST up reply actions
Honestly
I had forgotten about it until my brother called me at 5:30 yesterday.
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 11, 2009 11:11 AM CST up reply actions
Ann Arbor looks like the personification of cold hell
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You think Michigan knows how to defend that idiotic skip pass?
Steal, block, bucket. 3-point play, and we’re getting doubled up.
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I don't think we can score 12 more points
So not good.
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 11, 2009 11:14 AM CST up reply actions
"Looks like MIchigan has 7 guys on defense."
They need to call that.
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You know what?
I’ll go ahead and say it: He’s the problem right now.
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 11, 2009 11:16 AM CST up reply actions
I wouldn't say Michigan is "flawless"
so much as Iowa is “flawful”
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Iowa only has time to run an alley-oop
This should be fun.
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Naturally
They try to run a set shot.
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 11, 2009 11:19 AM CST up reply actions
ALOLey-oop
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 11, 2009 11:19 AM CST up reply actions
Ed Hightower
Getting friendly with his fellow refs
Hightower and Hartzell are going to dance
Next step: Making out
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20 minutes
Plenty of time to get down to the gas station, buy a couple litres of petrol, and set myself on fucking fire.
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Thanks
Now I want to listen to Stars.
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 11, 2009 11:21 AM CST up reply actions
We might suck at basketball, but at least we're not communists
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 11, 2009 11:21 AM CST up reply actions
You know how I know that "throw the basketball off the roof and into the hoop" commercial is bullshit?
The kid celebrates when the ball goes in, but, he can’t see the hoop.
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What's up fellas
That was a pathetic half. Woke up late so had to watch the first half on DVR. Caught up now…
'They are who we thought they were!'
Why does ESPN do anything
but especially what is the reason for Keyshawn Johnson’s presence? I think they need to add 3-4 more guys to make it more fucking confusing.
The whole “not having Cyrus Tate and Anthony Tucker” thing isn’t working out so well for you guys.
http://www.wolverineliberationarmy.blogspot.com
Nah...
it’s more of “not having a gameplan”.
by storminspank on Jan 11, 2009 11:23 AM CST up reply actions
Bullfuckingshit
Everyone always has a gameplan. Always always always. I hate hearing fans say that, because it’s basically like saying “My team is losing and I have no idea why.”
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 11, 2009 11:26 AM CST up reply actions
Ahem
I’m not saying we don’t have a gameplan, but everyone on the planet knows Beilein runs a 1-3-1 and we clearly have no answer to it.
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 11, 2009 11:27 AM CST up reply actions
So the gameplan was???
Throw the ball around 30 ft from the basket and then chuck up an off balanced trey with 2 seconds left on the shot clock>
by storminspank on Jan 11, 2009 11:28 AM CST up reply actions
No you fucking down-syndromed retard
The problem is execution, which is made near-impossible without an inside threat for the defense to respect and with lazy cross-court passes. But don’t fucking pretend like Lickliter told his guys, “hey, let’s just do whatever, and we’ll win!”
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 11, 2009 11:30 AM CST up reply actions
Whatever you do, don't blame the players!
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 11, 2009 11:36 AM CST up reply actions
Ahem.
Tucker was the one who threw up an airball late in the half.
Not having Tate = Instant fail.
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 11, 2009 11:23 AM CST up reply actions
How Early
is too early to have a drink this morning? I’ve usually started by now on a normal football sunday…
'They are who we thought they were!'
It's playoff season
Drink up.
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 11, 2009 11:26 AM CST up reply actions
IOWA ONLINE COMMERCIAL
WOOO IT’S LIKE OUR OWN PERSONAL SNUGGIE AD
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Things I apparently did as soon as I got home
1. Take off shoes
2. Take off socks
3. Place left contact in case
4. Make right contact disappear
5. Fall into bed
6. Wake up 8 hours later
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One contact out of two isn't bad...
That’s a better percentage than Iowa is shooting in the game…
'They are who we thought they were!'
I turned the game on with 7 minutes
left in the 1st 1/2, and proceeded to watch this team score 4 points – 2 coming on free throws. Oh, and Lick has all ready burned 3 timeouts.
What is Tate's status anyway?
I’m too lazy to figure out how badly he’s hurt.
I liked getting the ball low to start
Except it was too low for Cole…
'They are who we thought they were!'
Michigan gives up 25.4 in the 2nd half
I’m taking the under for Iowa.
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Can you unfriend someone on Facebook?
Because if there is any reason to do that, it’s joining a Dane Cook fan group, right?
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Yes
Do it enough and Burger King will feed you.
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 11, 2009 11:39 AM CST up reply actions
Davis has gotten burned twice on D
Already this half… Bad start for him
'They are who we thought they were!'
Surely you jest
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 11, 2009 11:40 AM CST up reply actions
Bout fucking time
to see Aaron Fuller. He’s one of, what, 2 available players who knows how to play on the inside?
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Our O is better this half
Unfortunately our D seems to have gotten worse…
'They are who we thought they were!'
This commercial for Women's Bball
Just provided me with more women’s bball than i’ve watched in 5 years…
'They are who we thought they were!'
Not true
You’ve seen all of today’s game
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 11, 2009 11:44 AM CST up reply actions
This is women's bball?
I thought i was watching a Y-league team in the black…
'They are who we thought they were!'
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 11, 2009 11:46 AM CST up reply actions
OK, that's funny
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 11, 2009 11:48 AM CST up reply actions
Completely sad but true statement
If Greg Helmers were here, he’d be playing right now.
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That foul call was weak
Fuller never touched him, homeboy flopped like Vlade Divac
"What does Iowa need to do to get back inthis game?"
Sign Lebron James.
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Does Lickliter just have a tick that looks like a TO sign, or does he generally burn all your TO’s in the first 10 minutes of a half?
http://www.wolverineliberationarmy.blogspot.com
Yes and yes
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 11, 2009 11:54 AM CST up reply actions
GameStatus updated
Changed “INDOUBT” to “OVER” 11:51 090111
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"Michigan starting to break this thing open"
Sir, that started at the opening tip.
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did he call a TO, watch them toss the all OOB off the TO, then call another?
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Media timeout
But it would be far funnier if the answer was “yes that just happened”
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 11, 2009 11:56 AM CST up reply actions
The 4-0 Break by UM
That means Iowa had numbers the other way… what did Iowa do? Call the timeout. Dumb.
It's a teaching opportunity
“What should we have done there? Ran the break, right. Now get out there and throw it away.”
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 11, 2009 11:58 AM CST up reply actions
They're not the only ones
I’m making breakfast.
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 11, 2009 12:02 PM CST up reply actions
Some dance to remember...
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 11, 2009 12:05 PM CST up reply actions
Michigan barrel rolls arcoss the floor like Steve Fucking McQueen
(pictured at right) and there’s no travel call? This is bad, even by Hightower standards.
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 11, 2009 12:05 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Peterson has to be doing this on purpose, right?
That was the mother of all lazy passes
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I'm thinking the same thing
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 11, 2009 12:05 PM CST up reply actions
maybe Hansen should come in off the radio and sub for Jeff Peterson.....
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Maybe Hansen should come in off the radio and drunkenly look down a woman's shirt
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 11, 2009 12:07 PM CST up reply actions
Do you mean why haven't we discussed them, or really asking where they are?
Because we probably will at some point this week, and : http://www.thewizofodds.com/the_wiz_of_odds/2009/01/how-bout-those-hawkeyes.html
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 11, 2009 12:11 PM CST up reply actions
i was at Walmart to get whiskey for the Steelers game, trying to catch up
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wow. i have the yellow Hawkeye shirt
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pfac51, I need to ask this
Are you copying your signature into every single post you make? Because that’s not how you do it.
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 11, 2009 12:08 PM CST up reply actions
yes; i copy it everytime, can that be a default? let me know, i'm going to go guzzle a few beers before Iowa scores again
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Er, yes.
Click on your name, then click on “Edit Profile,” then put it into the “Signature” box.
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 11, 2009 12:11 PM CST up reply actions
i changed my signature. how did u know i had to copy it everytime?
you must have graduated early like Jake….
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The larger font
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 11, 2009 12:15 PM CST up reply actions
apparently FireFox locks the font size
sorry. Go Tsirtsis!!!
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because it was obvious?
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 11, 2009 12:15 PM CST up reply actions
my interwebs in KC sucks. i'll have to try to post the pic of Cole & I at Hy-Vee this summer
he’s 18 inches taller than me….
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He’s 18 inches longer than me.
Fixed.
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 11, 2009 12:23 PM CST up reply actions
Giants return opening kick off to the Eagles 37
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I've turned the Iowa game off
And tuned into the football game…
'They are who we thought they were!'
JESUS CHRIST HE TURNED INTO A FOOTBALL GAME
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 11, 2009 12:09 PM CST up reply actions
Sorry, never put my contacts in
But it would be way funnier if you made that typo.
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by Adam Jacobi on Jan 11, 2009 12:12 PM CST up reply actions
Tony Wonder approves
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 11, 2009 12:11 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks BTN
The Alzheimer’s commercial only reminds me of that abortion of a BCS broadcast.
It’s the most ironic commercial ever.
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Giants 3 / Eagles 0...when does the Cliff King thing start?
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sorry....Cliff Keen/NWCA National Duals
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I never thought i would say this...
But i can’t WAIT until espn gets the BCS and turns it into a respectable broadcast…
'They are who we thought they were!'
basketball or wrestling? go Dan LeClere
Hansen says JR is the only one that hasn’t played…MEH
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Joe Buck: "He's had hand issues most of the season"
Hand issues = masturbating in public
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Thank God it's over. 64-49 Michigan.
The thread’s still here for NFL.
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Dolph says 18 Iowa TO, and we shot a wopping 39 %; Iowa 29 rebounds isn't going to get it done
i didn’t even see the game, but the internet radio was enough to say that i’m glad i didn’t head to THE OTHER PLACE in overland park, KS to watch the game…..go Jay Borschel !
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So who took NYG -4
And just loved watching Eli throw a pick at his own 20…
'They are who we thought they were!'
i learned my lesson last nite w/ the panthers
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Next up on the BTN: The Greatest Stories of Michigan State Basketball
1. That one time Mateen Cleaves passed a test.
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They probably won’t mention the test Magic Johnson passed
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 11, 2009 12:28 PM CST up reply actions
what about the Iowa / MSU game where Sparty threw up 39 points @ CarveR?
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Iowa 19 / Fuskers 8; after 8 matches
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Thought it would be fun to watch the game on DVR
And try to follow along with the game thread to see what everyone was saying as it happened. As you can imagine, it was a fucking awful idea.
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 11, 2009 9:47 PM CST reply actions
First this happened
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....
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Followed by this
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....
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Then I had a drink
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 11, 2009 9:54 PM CST reply actions
Then this again....
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 11, 2009 9:55 PM CST reply actions
Then I went to bed to cuddle with my wife
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by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 11, 2009 10:04 PM CST reply actions
Ok this is an awful story, so fucking lay off.
There’s this guy on Texas death row who did truly horrible things. He stabbed two of his wife’s children, killing them, then cut their hearts out. This is not a good guy.
Anywho, while he was awaiting trial, he yanked out one of his eyeballs. The TX judicial system evaluated him, and figured, what the hell, this is Texas, he’s as competent as any of us. He was convicted and sentenced to death. The other day, while on death row, he apparently yanked the other eyeball out, and is claiming he ate it. At this point, the TX dept of corrections is thinking maybe he needs a psychiatric evaluation.
HFMRs picture of his wife made me think of this for whatever horrible reason you choose to ascribe to it.
WTF?
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 11, 2009 10:51 PM CST reply actions
no thanks, I'm good....
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
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