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Yawn

Because it’s early not because of the game… yet

by storminspank on Jan 11, 2009 10:38 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jarryd Cole looking good

He has all 4 Iowa points. We’re down 1.

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 11, 2009 10:41 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Make it 4

Lucas Perry knocks down a 3. 8-4 Michigan at the first TV timeout.

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 11, 2009 10:42 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lickliter is pissed

after Cole is beaten like a drum.

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 11, 2009 10:46 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is it wrong that I just don't care?

We can’t score against a zone. It’s been the story of the season. Nothing new here.

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 11, 2009 10:49 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How long did Lickliter have to prepare for this game?

Is that how we are going to attack the 1-3-1? Move the ball poorly 28 ft from the basket and hope someone gets open?

by storminspank on Jan 11, 2009 10:51 AM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ed Hightower is gesturing wildly

12-4 at the 12:00 timeout. We didn’t score in that 4 minute period

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 11, 2009 10:50 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice shot by Manny Harris

We clearly have no idea what to do against a zone. Kelly gets a 3, though. 15-7 Michigan.

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 11, 2009 10:53 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sweet

THANKS FOR GOING TO MAN TO MAN, JOHN.

by storminspank on Jan 11, 2009 10:56 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Beilein and Lick are buddies

He’s just trying to keep it close

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 11, 2009 10:59 AM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ugh

Bawinkel tries to bank one in from the top of the key. Needless to say, it was unsuccessful. Lickliter is using timeouts like they’re crack.

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 11, 2009 10:58 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

In possibly related news

Why am I bleeding?

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 11, 2009 10:58 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

IOWA CALLED IT’S 3RD TIMEOUT!!!!!! Well, it is the first half, the game started at 10:30 am central on a Sunday morning, and Licliter doesn’t fuck around.

by txhawkeye on Jan 11, 2009 10:58 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The jinx is on

“Gatens will go to the line, and he hasn’t missed a free throw since November.”

This is where he misses one.

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 11, 2009 11:00 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Brommer gets beaten for a rebound, fouls

Sun rises. Sun sets.

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 11, 2009 11:06 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Actually, I don't think it matters

Michigan could all leave the court for a sno-cone on defense, and Iowa would still settle for a 25-footer and fail to get the offensive rebound

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 11, 2009 11:09 AM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Watching without contacts, a liver

The Girl Talk concert was awesome.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 11, 2009 11:09 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh shit, was that last night?

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 11, 2009 11:10 AM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Honestly

I had forgotten about it until my brother called me at 5:30 yesterday.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 11, 2009 11:11 AM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And Iowa looks miserably bad

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 11, 2009 11:10 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

See

HS previous comment about Michigan’s little need to play defense —

by txhawkeye on Jan 11, 2009 11:11 AM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Osi shits on lethargy

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 11, 2009 11:10 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ann Arbor looks like the personification of cold hell

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 11, 2009 11:12 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hmmmmmm

Davis beat him to that spot

by storminspank on Jan 11, 2009 11:13 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm going back to bed.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 11, 2009 11:13 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You think Michigan knows how to defend that idiotic skip pass?

Steal, block, bucket. 3-point play, and we’re getting doubled up.

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 11, 2009 11:13 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What is the likelihood this team can recover from down 14 — whoops, now 12?

by txhawkeye on Jan 11, 2009 11:14 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't think we can score 12 more points

So not good.

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 11, 2009 11:14 AM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Looks like MIchigan has 7 guys on defense."

They need to call that.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 11, 2009 11:15 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I swear

Licliter is going to kill himself.

by txhawkeye on Jan 11, 2009 11:15 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You know what?

I’ll go ahead and say it: He’s the problem right now.

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 11, 2009 11:16 AM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Iowa only has time to run an alley-oop

This should be fun.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 11, 2009 11:18 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Naturally

They try to run a set shot.

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by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 11, 2009 11:19 AM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ALOLey-oop

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 11, 2009 11:19 AM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ed Hightower

Getting friendly with his fellow refs

by txhawkeye on Jan 11, 2009 11:18 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hightower and Hartzell are going to dance

Next step: Making out

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 11, 2009 11:18 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

20 minutes

Plenty of time to get down to the gas station, buy a couple litres of petrol, and set myself on fucking fire.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 11, 2009 11:19 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thanks

Now I want to listen to Stars.

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 11, 2009 11:21 AM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

All your ethanol subsidies belong to us.

http://www.wolverineliberationarmy.blogspot.com

by chitownblue on Jan 11, 2009 11:21 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You know how I know that "throw the basketball off the roof and into the hoop" commercial is bullshit?

The kid celebrates when the ball goes in, but, he can’t see the hoop.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 11, 2009 11:21 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What's up fellas

That was a pathetic half. Woke up late so had to watch the first half on DVR. Caught up now…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 11, 2009 11:22 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why does ESPN do anything

but especially what is the reason for Keyshawn Johnson’s presence? I think they need to add 3-4 more guys to make it more fucking confusing.

by txhawkeye on Jan 11, 2009 11:22 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The whole “not having Cyrus Tate and Anthony Tucker” thing isn’t working out so well for you guys.

http://www.wolverineliberationarmy.blogspot.com

by chitownblue on Jan 11, 2009 11:22 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nah...

it’s more of “not having a gameplan”.

by storminspank on Jan 11, 2009 11:23 AM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bullfuckingshit

Everyone always has a gameplan. Always always always. I hate hearing fans say that, because it’s basically like saying “My team is losing and I have no idea why.”

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 11, 2009 11:26 AM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ahem

I’m not saying we don’t have a gameplan, but everyone on the planet knows Beilein runs a 1-3-1 and we clearly have no answer to it.

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 11, 2009 11:27 AM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So the gameplan was???

Throw the ball around 30 ft from the basket and then chuck up an off balanced trey with 2 seconds left on the shot clock>

by storminspank on Jan 11, 2009 11:28 AM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No you fucking down-syndromed retard

The problem is execution, which is made near-impossible without an inside threat for the defense to respect and with lazy cross-court passes. But don’t fucking pretend like Lickliter told his guys, “hey, let’s just do whatever, and we’ll win!”

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 11, 2009 11:30 AM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ahem.

Tucker was the one who threw up an airball late in the half.

Not having Tate = Instant fail.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 11, 2009 11:23 AM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

To be fair

the whole “having a basketball team” is working out so well for us.

by txhawkeye on Jan 11, 2009 11:23 AM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

“isn’t” - can’t type this early

by txhawkeye on Jan 11, 2009 11:24 AM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We have Tucker

He’s just completely ineffective right now…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 11, 2009 11:23 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How Early

is too early to have a drink this morning? I’ve usually started by now on a normal football sunday…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 11, 2009 11:25 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's playoff season

Drink up.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 11, 2009 11:26 AM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Don't have to tell me twice...

Bottoms up fellas!

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 11, 2009 11:27 AM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

IOWA ONLINE COMMERCIAL

WOOO IT’S LIKE OUR OWN PERSONAL SNUGGIE AD

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 11, 2009 11:26 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Things I apparently did as soon as I got home

1. Take off shoes
2. Take off socks
3. Place left contact in case
4. Make right contact disappear
5. Fall into bed
6. Wake up 8 hours later

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 11, 2009 11:29 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

One contact out of two isn't bad...

That’s a better percentage than Iowa is shooting in the game…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 11, 2009 11:29 AM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I turned the game on with 7 minutes

left in the 1st 1/2, and proceeded to watch this team score 4 points – 2 coming on free throws. Oh, and Lick has all ready burned 3 timeouts.

by TarHeelHawk on Jan 11, 2009 11:36 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

To be fair

Lick was burning TO’s to try to stop Michigan runs…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 11, 2009 11:36 AM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I liked getting the ball low to start

Except it was too low for Cole…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 11, 2009 11:36 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Michigan gives up 25.4 in the 2nd half

I’m taking the under for Iowa.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 11, 2009 11:37 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Can you unfriend someone on Facebook?

Because if there is any reason to do that, it’s joining a Dane Cook fan group, right?

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 11, 2009 11:37 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hopefully

that was drunk e-stalking

by txhawkeye on Jan 11, 2009 11:43 AM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HOLY SHIT A DRIBBLE DRIVE

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 11, 2009 11:38 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Davis has gotten burned twice on D

Already this half… Bad start for him

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 11, 2009 11:38 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow

a Defensive rebound…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 11, 2009 11:40 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Surely you jest

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 11, 2009 11:40 AM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bout fucking time

to see Aaron Fuller. He’s one of, what, 2 available players who knows how to play on the inside?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 11, 2009 11:41 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Our O is better this half

Unfortunately our D seems to have gotten worse…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 11, 2009 11:42 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This commercial for Women's Bball

Just provided me with more women’s bball than i’ve watched in 5 years…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 11, 2009 11:43 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not true

You’ve seen all of today’s game

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 11, 2009 11:44 AM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is women's bball?

I thought i was watching a Y-league team in the black…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 11, 2009 11:44 AM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 11, 2009 11:46 AM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FITNESS MADE DIFFICULT

Why’s he such a dick?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 11, 2009 11:45 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OK, that's funny

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 11, 2009 11:48 AM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Completely sad but true statement

If Greg Helmers were here, he’d be playing right now.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 11, 2009 11:46 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That foul call was weak

Fuller never touched him, homeboy flopped like Vlade Divac

by TarHeelHawk on Jan 11, 2009 11:47 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"What does Iowa need to do to get back inthis game?"

Sign Lebron James.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 11, 2009 11:48 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Other than the foul

Fuller playing well this half…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 11, 2009 11:48 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HORSESHIT CALL

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 11, 2009 11:49 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That was not a fucking charge

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 11, 2009 11:49 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Terrible call

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 11, 2009 11:49 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh but Harris totally didn't charge over Cole

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 11, 2009 11:50 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Does Lickliter just have a tick that looks like a TO sign, or does he generally burn all your TO’s in the first 10 minutes of a half?

http://www.wolverineliberationarmy.blogspot.com

by chitownblue on Jan 11, 2009 11:52 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes and yes

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 11, 2009 11:54 AM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

GameStatus updated

Changed “INDOUBT” to “OVER” 11:51 090111

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 11, 2009 11:53 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Michigan starting to break this thing open"

Sir, that started at the opening tip.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 11, 2009 11:54 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That Ro-Tel guy shreds

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 11, 2009 11:55 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

did he call a TO, watch them toss the all OOB off the TO, then call another?

http://www.wolverineliberationarmy.blogspot.com

by chitownblue on Jan 11, 2009 11:55 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Media timeout

But it would be far funnier if the answer was “yes that just happened”

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 11, 2009 11:56 AM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The 4-0 Break by UM

That means Iowa had numbers the other way… what did Iowa do? Call the timeout. Dumb.

by storminspank on Jan 11, 2009 11:57 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's a teaching opportunity

“What should we have done there? Ran the break, right. Now get out there and throw it away.”

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 11, 2009 11:58 AM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This Whole Season

is turning into a ‘teaching’ opportunity…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 11, 2009 12:00 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Michigan barrel rolls arcoss the floor like Steve Fucking McQueen

(pictured at right) and there’s no travel call? This is bad, even by Hightower standards.

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 11, 2009 12:01 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 11, 2009 12:05 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

Peterson has to be doing this on purpose, right?

That was the mother of all lazy passes

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 11, 2009 12:04 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We can't even rebound a free throw

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 11, 2009 12:05 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

maybe Hansen should come in off the radio and sub for Jeff Peterson.....

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 11, 2009 12:06 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

where are those Podolak photos?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 11, 2009 12:08 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i was at Walmart to get whiskey for the Steelers game, trying to catch up

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 11, 2009 12:22 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow. i have the yellow Hawkeye shirt

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 11, 2009 12:23 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

pfac51, I need to ask this

Are you copying your signature into every single post you make? Because that’s not how you do it.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 11, 2009 12:08 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Er, yes.

Click on your name, then click on “Edit Profile,” then put it into the “Signature” box.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 11, 2009 12:11 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i changed my signature. how did u know i had to copy it everytime?

you must have graduated early like Jake….

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 11, 2009 12:14 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The larger font

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 11, 2009 12:15 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

apparently FireFox locks the font size

sorry. Go Tsirtsis!!!

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 11, 2009 12:19 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

because it was obvious?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 11, 2009 12:15 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

my interwebs in KC sucks. i'll have to try to post the pic of Cole & I at Hy-Vee this summer

he’s 18 inches taller than me….

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 11, 2009 12:20 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He’s 18 inches longer than me.

Fixed.

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 11, 2009 12:23 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 11, 2009 12:32 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Giants return opening kick off to the Eagles 37

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 11, 2009 12:07 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I've turned the Iowa game off

And tuned into the football game…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 11, 2009 12:09 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tuned/turned

Close enough…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 11, 2009 12:10 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sorry, never put my contacts in

But it would be way funnier if you made that typo.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 11, 2009 12:12 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tony Wonder approves

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 11, 2009 12:11 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ahmad RAD-shaw!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 11, 2009 12:13 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thanks BTN

The Alzheimer’s commercial only reminds me of that abortion of a BCS broadcast.

It’s the most ironic commercial ever.

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by Hawkeye State on Jan 11, 2009 12:14 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Giants 3 / Eagles 0...when does the Cliff King thing start?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 11, 2009 12:17 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sorry....Cliff Keen/NWCA National Duals

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 11, 2009 12:21 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I never thought i would say this...

But i can’t WAIT until espn gets the BCS and turns it into a respectable broadcast…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 11, 2009 12:17 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

basketball or wrestling? go Dan LeClere

Hansen says JR is the only one that hasn’t played…MEH

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 11, 2009 12:25 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Joe Buck: "He's had hand issues most of the season"

Hand issues = masturbating in public

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 11, 2009 12:19 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thank God it's over. 64-49 Michigan.

The thread’s still here for NFL.

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 11, 2009 12:25 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

go Considine!

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 11, 2009 12:27 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dolph says 18 Iowa TO, and we shot a wopping 39 %; Iowa 29 rebounds isn't going to get it done

i didn’t even see the game, but the internet radio was enough to say that i’m glad i didn’t head to THE OTHER PLACE in overland park, KS to watch the game…..go Jay Borschel !

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 11, 2009 12:28 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Barkley on Eli

that throw was turrrrible.

by txhawkeye on Jan 11, 2009 12:26 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So who took NYG -4

And just loved watching Eli throw a pick at his own 20…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Jan 11, 2009 12:27 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i learned my lesson last nite w/ the panthers

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 11, 2009 12:31 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Next up on the BTN: The Greatest Stories of Michigan State Basketball

1. That one time Mateen Cleaves passed a test.

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 11, 2009 12:27 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They probably won’t mention the test Magic Johnson passed

storminspank: "Or we could join you can take our pants off."

by Hawkeye State on Jan 11, 2009 12:28 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what about the Iowa / MSU game where Sparty threw up 39 points @ CarveR?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 11, 2009 12:29 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

matt painter is 3-1 vs. Wiskey

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 11, 2009 12:36 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Iowa 19 / Fuskers 8; after 8 matches

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Jan 11, 2009 12:45 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thought it would be fun to watch the game on DVR

And try to follow along with the game thread to see what everyone was saying as it happened. As you can imagine, it was a fucking awful idea.

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 11, 2009 9:47 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

First this happened

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 11, 2009 9:50 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Followed by this

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 11, 2009 9:51 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Then I had a drink

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 11, 2009 9:54 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Then this again....

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 11, 2009 9:55 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Then I went to bed to cuddle with my wife

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Jan 11, 2009 10:04 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ok this is an awful story, so fucking lay off.

There’s this guy on Texas death row who did truly horrible things. He stabbed two of his wife’s children, killing them, then cut their hearts out. This is not a good guy.

Anywho, while he was awaiting trial, he yanked out one of his eyeballs. The TX judicial system evaluated him, and figured, what the hell, this is Texas, he’s as competent as any of us. He was convicted and sentenced to death. The other day, while on death row, he apparently yanked the other eyeball out, and is claiming he ate it. At this point, the TX dept of corrections is thinking maybe he needs a psychiatric evaluation.

HFMRs picture of his wife made me think of this for whatever horrible reason you choose to ascribe to it.

by txhawkeye on Jan 11, 2009 10:12 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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