OPENTHREADLIVEGAMEBLOGZAP: NO RULES, JUST RIGHT
South Carolina Gamecocks @ Iowa Hawkeyes

This is a PR victory for Tampa!
All right, people. This weird, wonderful, terrible and exciting 2008 season is coming to an end. It's probably our last chance to watch Shonn Greene in the black and gold, unless Pittsburgh drafts him in April. Let us hail all the heroes from this season:
Mitch King: You were fucking awesome and I don't think I can craft any words to state it any better than that. There's usually a letdown to highly hyped senior campaigns, but 2008 was your opus. Congrats to Iowa's finest defensive lineman since Jared DeVries.
Matt Kroul: And you, sir, are the second-finest defensive lineman here since Jared DeVries. Thank you for, in conjunction with your formerly-well-coiffed cohort, completely eliminating opposing running games between the tackles. Kroul and Unusual Punishment was an incredible success.
Pat Angerer: Thank you for not quitting, and in the process turning into an all-conference linebacker. Iowa has always featured a stout defense, and this is no exception, but most people anticipated the ILB position would be a weakness after Humpal and Klinkenborg graduated. Instead, it was probably the best part of the defense after the DT.
Amari Spievey: Likewise, thank you for not giving up on the Hawkeye dream. You'll be rightly rewarded with an all-conference spot next year.
Shonn Greene: Jesus, man. You're just rewriting history at Iowa at this point. One more phenomenal game is all we ask. Congrats and big ups.
Brandon Myers: Yes, "Next Man In" is the Iowa motto, but just because it's what Ferentz preaches doesn't make your 2008 any less heroic. Most teams don't have a backup TE turn into the most important receiver on the roster, but most teams don't have Brandon Myers. Here's hoping you get an NFL deal out of it; lord knows you earned it.
The entire offensive line: You were all most mansome, which was a pleasant surprise after 2007. We went from 46 sacks to, what, 15? 20 maybe? Even when the most celebrated member of the group (Seth Olsen) went down with that tweaked ankle, Andy Kuempel was awesome in his stead; remember that Shonn Greene went for 211 and 4 scores against Wisconsin, and most of it was to Kuempel's side, if not straight through his gap. Kick one more set of asses and put a fine cap on the season.
GO HAWKS OR GET HERPES. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hawks vs. Herpes
Why can’t we have both?
by studbucket on
Jan 1, 2009 9:49 AM CST
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More Absurd Name For a Player:
Knowshon or Valtrex?
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on
Jan 1, 2009 9:56 AM CST
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What do the president's have to do to take the ACC's automatic BCS bowl berth?
Virginia Tech has no business in a BCS bowl.
¿Quieres chiclets?
by The Mexican't on
Jan 1, 2009 9:57 AM CST
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I'm sorry
that was sexist. Game on, gents and lovely ladies
by chitownhawkeye on
Jan 1, 2009 10:01 AM CST
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How do you make bland queso dip?
It’s going to be weird watching the game with no Rotel commercials.
by BradBanks4ever on
Jan 1, 2009 10:01 AM CST
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"Not many people have caught him (Greene) from behind"
well not in the second half of the year. Over the first few games Shonn was getting tackled from behind more often than from the front
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Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
by shake n bake on
Jan 1, 2009 10:03 AM CST
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Based on that kick return
Iowa by 60
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on
Jan 1, 2009 10:03 AM CST
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The kicker’s name is Succup. Did OBC just assemble this team for hilarity.?
http://www.wolverineliberationarmy.blogspot.com
by chitownblue on
Jan 1, 2009 10:03 AM CST
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If so
Then where’s Jablonski?
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on
Jan 1, 2009 10:04 AM CST
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Big conversion there
needed that
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by shake n bake on
Jan 1, 2009 10:05 AM CST
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Myers
Our safety valve comes through again…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on
Jan 1, 2009 10:05 AM CST
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Love converting on 3rd and long.
¿Quieres chiclets?
by The Mexican't on
Jan 1, 2009 10:05 AM CST
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Ladi Dadi Dadi
We likes to party
How we doin’, boys?
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by Hawkeye State on
Jan 1, 2009 10:06 AM CST
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Awake
Alive and already medicated
by chitownhawkeye on
Jan 1, 2009 10:06 AM CST
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Oh No
I forgot my endo
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on
Jan 1, 2009 10:06 AM CST
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Does Iowa always have this disregard for 8 men in the box?
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by chitownblue on
Jan 1, 2009 10:06 AM CST
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Yes
We scoff at your eight men.
This is us scoffing. Scoff scoff.
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by Hawkeye State on
Jan 1, 2009 10:07 AM CST
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How's that eight men in the box working for them?
Iowa Touchdown!
by BradBanks4ever on
Jan 1, 2009 10:13 AM CST
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They blitz, Stanzi to Myers. All day.
Very nice.
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by The Mexican't on
Jan 1, 2009 10:07 AM CST
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And Myers on 3rd Down Again.
1st Down
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on
Jan 1, 2009 10:07 AM CST
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Had Time To Throw
On his two passes so far…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on
Jan 1, 2009 10:08 AM CST
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The reverse..
as it was against Texas in ’06, bad call
by TarHeelHawk on
Jan 1, 2009 10:08 AM CST
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end around?
I hate that play so much.
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by shake n bake on
Jan 1, 2009 10:08 AM CST
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Worked awesome
in Madden ’94 on Genesis.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on
Jan 1, 2009 10:09 AM CST
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I love how an end around is trickeration for us
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by Hawkeye State on
Jan 1, 2009 10:08 AM CST
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Myers.
Again. 1st Down
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on
Jan 1, 2009 10:09 AM CST
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Myers is clearly the best player on the field
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by Hawkeye State on
Jan 1, 2009 10:09 AM CST
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Brandon "Just give me the damn ball, but only on 3rd down" Myers
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by The Mexican't on
Jan 1, 2009 10:09 AM CST
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Brandon "I'll bail out your offense like it's AIG" Myers
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by Hawkeye State on
Jan 1, 2009 10:10 AM CST
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So, should KOK attempt to get Myers the TD after he saved this drive thrice?
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by The Mexican't on
Jan 1, 2009 10:10 AM CST
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"he doesn't get touched until he gets to the second level"
Aside from when he got his ankel grabbed at the LOS.
http://www.wolverineliberationarmy.blogspot.com
by chitownblue on
Jan 1, 2009 10:10 AM CST
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First and goal, motherfuckers!
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by Hawkeye State on
Jan 1, 2009 10:10 AM CST
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South Carolina: "We're not concerned with Shonn Greene"
Maybe they should be, considering their Dbacks appear to clock in at about 135.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on
Jan 1, 2009 10:10 AM CST
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Bad Call
SC stacked the line there, should have done some play action…
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by twsmith23 on
Jan 1, 2009 10:11 AM CST
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That was at least 9 in the box there
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144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
by shake n bake on
Jan 1, 2009 10:11 AM CST
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"We've faced good running backs all season long"
Not like this.
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by Hawkeye State on
Jan 1, 2009 10:11 AM CST
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TouchDown!!!
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on
Jan 1, 2009 10:12 AM CST
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EEEEEEE TD IOWA EEEEEEE
Trey Stross, New Year’s Baby
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by Hawkeye State on
Jan 1, 2009 10:12 AM CST
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TD Stross
And there is your trivia question
by chitownhawkeye on
Jan 1, 2009 10:12 AM CST
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Stross is the Motherfuckin' Boss
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on
Jan 1, 2009 10:12 AM CST
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Stross is hot like sauce
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by Hawkeye State on
Jan 1, 2009 10:12 AM CST
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He has an endorsement deal
with low-end stereo manufacturer Koss
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on
Jan 1, 2009 10:13 AM CST
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His favorite player is former Ohio State dafety Mike Doss
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by Hawkeye State on
Jan 1, 2009 10:14 AM CST
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Trey's fav terrorist group?
Hamas
(dafety?)
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on
Jan 1, 2009 10:15 AM CST
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You too, man. You too.
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by Hawkeye State on
Jan 1, 2009 10:13 AM CST
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turned on the TV too early and got the pregame talking about this game likely being the Big Ten's only bowl win.
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Doak Walker award winner
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08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
by shake n bake on
Jan 1, 2009 10:14 AM CST
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The sad thing is, Herby's probably right. But it'd be nice to see Sparty beat UGA.
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by The Mexican't on
Jan 1, 2009 10:15 AM CST
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Ugh, no it wouldn’t.
http://www.wolverineliberationarmy.blogspot.com
by chitownblue on
Jan 1, 2009 10:16 AM CST
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Not even to shut up the SEC fans?
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by The Mexican't on
Jan 1, 2009 10:17 AM CST
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I’m still made a jNW for missing an extra point.
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by Kevin HD on
Jan 1, 2009 10:16 AM CST
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they showed a lot of people
that Mizzou was highly overrated though
by chitownhawkeye on
Jan 1, 2009 10:17 AM CST
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Is Mitch King related to Jesus?
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by Kevin HD on
Jan 1, 2009 10:17 AM CST
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Running up the middle is not going to work, South Carolina
WOO AC/DC WOO
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by Hawkeye State on
Jan 1, 2009 10:17 AM CST
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Well this is getting out of hand.
http://www.wolverineliberationarmy.blogspot.com
by chitownblue on
Jan 1, 2009 10:17 AM CST
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Woooo, is that SC's 25th INT?
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by The Mexican't on
Jan 1, 2009 10:17 AM CST
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Nevermind....
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by The Mexican't on
Jan 1, 2009 10:18 AM CST
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Picky wicky
Tyler Sash, 40 yard dash
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by Hawkeye State on
Jan 1, 2009 10:17 AM CST
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shampoo effect is awesome
by three and out the kok story on
Jan 1, 2009 10:17 AM CST
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Pick!
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on
Jan 1, 2009 10:17 AM CST
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Angerer:
“We weren’t supposed to do a kilo of blow before the pictures?”
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on
Jan 1, 2009 10:18 AM CST
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Indeed
He was just beheaded on the sideline
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by Hawkeye State on
Jan 1, 2009 10:19 AM CST
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Ref "Wah wah wah wah wah"
Audio problems anybody?
by chitownhawkeye on
Jan 1, 2009 10:19 AM CST
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It's either audio problems or the ref is the teacher from Peanuts
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by Hawkeye State on
Jan 1, 2009 10:19 AM CST
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yeah a bit
offseting personal fouls, #22 on Iowa, #wah on SC
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08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
by shake n bake on
Jan 1, 2009 10:20 AM CST
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Since this game will be over at noon...
Red Wings/Blackhawks at Wrigley. Hockeee heaven.
by TarHeelHawk on
Jan 1, 2009 10:19 AM CST
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Beautiful day
for an outdoor game
by chitownhawkeye on
Jan 1, 2009 10:21 AM CST
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Love to hear that
That SC was easy and loose in preparations, and Iowa was being worked hard…
Also, that sounded gay…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on
Jan 1, 2009 10:19 AM CST
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No, the replay showed the drop. I agreed initially, though.
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by The Mexican't on
Jan 1, 2009 10:21 AM CST
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YESSSSSSHIT
That was dropped. Good call.
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by Hawkeye State on
Jan 1, 2009 10:20 AM CST
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Holy shit....a good call!
thought that might get reviewed at first blush
by TarHeelHawk on
Jan 1, 2009 10:20 AM CST
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Stanzidraw
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Doak Walker award winner
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6.2 yards per carry
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by shake n bake on
Jan 1, 2009 10:21 AM CST
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game's over
let’s drink some rum
http://glassesofjoe.blogspot.com/
by psudrozz on
Jan 1, 2009 10:21 AM CST
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WOO GREENE TD WOO
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by Hawkeye State on
Jan 1, 2009 10:21 AM CST
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TOUCHDOWN GREENE!
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on
Jan 1, 2009 10:21 AM CST
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We are so freaking slow.
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
by StoopsMyAss on
Jan 1, 2009 10:22 AM CST
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yeah we
really don’t belong on the same field
by three and out the kok story on
Jan 1, 2009 10:22 AM CST
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Can someone please tell the SEC to fuck off?
kthxbye
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by Hawkeye State on
Jan 1, 2009 10:22 AM CST
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So
Garnet and black attack didn’t even bother to put up a gamethread for us to crash?
by chitownhawkeye on
Jan 1, 2009 10:22 AM CST
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http://www.garnetandblackattack.com/2008/12/31/706167/previewing-the-outback-bow
Yeah, there’s nobody there.
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by Hawkeye State on
Jan 1, 2009 10:24 AM CST
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they bumped it down with the reasons post
and disguised it as an analysis thread
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Jan 1, 2009 10:24 AM CST
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I couldn't find it either. But they did provide us with this gem.
3. Kirk Ferentz. His moral compass is either broken or he discarded it long ago, but Ferentz is still a pretty good football coach. He’s compiled a 69-53 record at Iowa, including three ten-win seasons and has lost just one bowl game (the 2003 Sugar Bowl) by more than a TD. He’s technically just 3-3 in the postseason, but Florida’s 2006 Outback Bowl win was pretty shady.
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by The Mexican't on
Jan 1, 2009 10:24 AM CST
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Love me some didgeridoo
on new year’s
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on
Jan 1, 2009 10:23 AM CST
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So they are going to direct flight the starters to Orlando at halftime to take on Georgia.
This game will be won by then.
by Argulor on
Jan 1, 2009 10:24 AM CST
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JC better stay warm
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
by StoopsMyAss on
Jan 1, 2009 10:24 AM CST
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I'm running to Blockbuster
To get Behind Enemy Lines: Colombia
by BradBanks4ever on
Jan 1, 2009 10:25 AM CST
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WIN
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by Hawkeye State on
Jan 1, 2009 10:26 AM CST
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OBC
had his hand on his back?
Was he flapping his wrist on the other hand?
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on
Jan 1, 2009 10:26 AM CST
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T Sash is a TO machine!!!!!
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by The Mexican't on
Jan 1, 2009 10:26 AM CST
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Man, SC sucks.
http://www.wolverineliberationarmy.blogspot.com
by chitownblue on
Jan 1, 2009 10:26 AM CST
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Sash got the fumble
Holy shit, he might win the Heisman today
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by Hawkeye State on
Jan 1, 2009 10:27 AM CST
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Good Decision
To put Garcia back there. 4 Plays, 2 TO’s..
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Jan 1, 2009 10:27 AM CST
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That's going to get reviewed
I think we’re good, though
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by Hawkeye State on
Jan 1, 2009 10:27 AM CST
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Possibility of a knee being down before it squirted out?
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on
Jan 1, 2009 10:28 AM CST
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Possible, but I don't know if they have the camera angle to prove it
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by Hawkeye State on
Jan 1, 2009 10:28 AM CST
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Looked close, but I do believe the cock squirted a lil early.
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by The Mexican't on
Jan 1, 2009 10:28 AM CST
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Even if it wasn't
Garcia’s confidence has got to be shot
by chitownhawkeye on
Jan 1, 2009 10:28 AM CST
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Might we see the Smelly Cock?
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by shake n bake on
Jan 1, 2009 10:28 AM CST
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Really
This couldn’t be going much better up to this point…
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by twsmith23 on
Jan 1, 2009 10:29 AM CST
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"Garcia is better than Stanzi"
Blog quote of the year.
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
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Jan 1, 2009 10:30 AM CST
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"Michigan will win seven" is the blogquote of the year
der.
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by Hawkeye State on
Jan 1, 2009 10:31 AM CST
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damn
wasted one of Moeaki’s plays on a bad TE screen
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by shake n bake on
Jan 1, 2009 10:31 AM CST
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Moeaki's
One injury free play this week
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Jan 1, 2009 10:31 AM CST
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#17 doesn't get it...
Its suppose to be Moeaki that gets hurt. Not him.
by Argulor on
Jan 1, 2009 10:31 AM CST
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Didn't Moeaki nearly kill a defender earlier this year?
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by The Mexican't on
Jan 1, 2009 10:32 AM CST
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He tried, but his elbow imploded
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by Hawkeye State on
Jan 1, 2009 10:33 AM CST
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15 Yard Penalty
on Sc…. They are imploding…
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Jan 1, 2009 10:31 AM CST
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Captain Munnerlyn kicked someone?
This is incredible.
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by Hawkeye State on
Jan 1, 2009 10:31 AM CST
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Oh Captain
Majestic Mapp is so disappointed in you
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on
Jan 1, 2009 10:32 AM CST
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Look for SC players to begin limping to sidelines often
…and for frequent kicking (and screaming).
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
by StoopsMyAss on
Jan 1, 2009 10:32 AM CST
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SEC
also known for the speed with which they will completely give up and revert to whiner tactics
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on
Jan 1, 2009 10:33 AM CST
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Greene limping
don’t want to see that,
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Jan 1, 2009 10:32 AM CST
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Just an Ankle
Tape it up and he’ll be fine…
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by twsmith23 on
Jan 1, 2009 10:34 AM CST
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Stanziball.
Let’s hope he got it out of his system. No more passes to Tacopants.
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STANZIBALL
Hopefully that’s the last time I type that ever
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by Hawkeye State on
Jan 1, 2009 10:34 AM CST
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Sure...
he misses now. Damn him.
Kevin @ Black Shoe Diaries
by Kevin HD on
Jan 1, 2009 10:35 AM CST
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HEE HEE WE ENDED YOUR PERFECT SEASON HEE HEE
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by Hawkeye State on
Jan 1, 2009 10:36 AM CST
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Don't worry,
it’s already in that part of my brain I keep 2005 Michigan. IE it didn’t happen.
Kevin @ Black Shoe Diaries
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Jan 1, 2009 10:38 AM CST
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Murray misses the FG
That is what statheads call “regression to the mean”
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Jan 1, 2009 10:35 AM CST
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Come on D
Three and Out here
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on
Jan 1, 2009 10:35 AM CST
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with this wind...
interceptions for everyone!
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
by StoopsMyAss on
Jan 1, 2009 10:36 AM CST
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Are we playing
The South Carolina “Gameclocks”?
by BradBanks4ever on
Jan 1, 2009 10:36 AM CST
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Is ESPN
really running a crawl of HS recruits?
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on
Jan 1, 2009 10:36 AM CST
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The All-American game is today...or was yesterday...I think.
¿Quieres chiclets?
by The Mexican't on
Jan 1, 2009 10:37 AM CST
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I think it's Sunday night.
Iowa recruit Keenan Davis is in it, I think.
by RossWB on
Jan 1, 2009 10:38 AM CST
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Didn't Mo Brown play for us a couple of years ago?
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by Hawkeye State on
Jan 1, 2009 10:36 AM CST
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I caught that too...
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on
Jan 1, 2009 10:37 AM CST
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A new SC record
two plays without a turnover
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
by shake n bake on
Jan 1, 2009 10:36 AM CST
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SC has a receiver named Mo Brown who wears #9?
Freaky.
by RossWB on
Jan 1, 2009 10:37 AM CST
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Need To Get Pressure
on Garcia to keep him rattled…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on
Jan 1, 2009 10:38 AM CST
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Nice Reach
to the line of scrimmage
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on
Jan 1, 2009 10:39 AM CST
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avoiding pressure
ur doin it wrong
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
by shake n bake on
Jan 1, 2009 10:39 AM CST
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Garcia is running the old Madded 99 offense
47-step dropback
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by Hawkeye State on
Jan 1, 2009 10:39 AM CST
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Is StoopsMyAss in here today?
Wow, you’re giving GBA hell this week. Bring the ruckus. Bring the motherfucking ruckus.
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by Hawkeye State on
Jan 1, 2009 10:40 AM CST
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I tried bringing the ruckus once
I was told I would then be provided with beef.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on
Jan 1, 2009 10:42 AM CST
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Valkyrie
I didn’t know this, but it is a story of an American Nazi soldier, born in Germany, who tried to kill Hitler.
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
by StoopsMyAss on
Jan 1, 2009 10:42 AM CST
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American Nazi soldiers weren't that uncommon...
haven’t you seen Band of Brothers?
by TarHeelHawk on
Jan 1, 2009 10:43 AM CST
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Cheerleader Alert
on E!
Spoiler Alert: Solange Knowles is unattractive
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on
Jan 1, 2009 10:43 AM CST
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Why the fuck are you watching Bring It On?
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by Hawkeye State on
Jan 1, 2009 10:45 AM CST
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Only during the commercials
Screw you for judging me!
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on
Jan 1, 2009 10:46 AM CST
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Stross - Shoulder injury
Gazette guys saying he’s in a sling right now
by chitownhawkeye on
Jan 1, 2009 10:46 AM CST
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Trickeration FAIL
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
by shake n bake on
Jan 1, 2009 10:44 AM CST
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That's the discipline we've come to expect from SEC football.
¿Quieres chiclets?
by The Mexican't on
Jan 1, 2009 10:45 AM CST
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Jan 1, 2009 10:46 AM CST
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Ferentz to Cleveland
yawn.
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
by StoopsMyAss on
Jan 1, 2009 10:46 AM CST
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INT
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on
Jan 1, 2009 10:46 AM CST
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There's the turnover
we expect from Garcia
by chitownhawkeye on
Jan 1, 2009 10:46 AM CST
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WOOOOOOOO, ESS EEE CEE speed!!!!!!!!!!
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by The Mexican't on
Jan 1, 2009 10:46 AM CST
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He needs to throw the ball faster
The receiver was simply too fast for the pass
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by Hawkeye State on
Jan 1, 2009 10:47 AM CST
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That receiver was open too...
Garcia playing well for Iowa today…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on
Jan 1, 2009 10:47 AM CST
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I love that they have to throw (often)
I was in Tampa last week…that is serious wind. Killed my slice though.
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
by StoopsMyAss on
Jan 1, 2009 10:47 AM CST
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Is the Smelley Cock Watch on red alert yet?
by RossWB on
Jan 1, 2009 10:48 AM CST
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Smelley Cock Watch is at Defcon 2
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by Hawkeye State on
Jan 1, 2009 10:48 AM CST
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Momentum carries him into the end zone
That’s gotta be a touchback, no?
¿Quieres chiclets?
by The Mexican't on
Jan 1, 2009 10:48 AM CST
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Wouldn't surprise me
if it stays on the 2
by chitownhawkeye on
Jan 1, 2009 10:48 AM CST
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Didn't even have possession
Until he was in the end zone. Touchback for sure
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by twsmith23 on
Jan 1, 2009 10:49 AM CST
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No No
excellent coordinatoR
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on
Jan 1, 2009 10:49 AM CST
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The game is over, so they've moved on to Ferentz speculation.
¿Quieres chiclets?
by The Mexican't on
Jan 1, 2009 10:50 AM CST
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The Cleveland job is death
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by Hawkeye State on
Jan 1, 2009 10:50 AM CST
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What happened to Derek Anderson?
by BradBanks4ever on
Jan 1, 2009 10:53 AM CST
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He wasn't as awesome as he appeared last year
so then when Braylon Edwards suddenly couldn’t catch he was fucked.
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
by shake n bake on
Jan 1, 2009 10:54 AM CST
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announcers really keeping us in the loop
find out whether it was a touchback when Iowa runs it’s first player from the 20
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
by shake n bake on
Jan 1, 2009 10:50 AM CST
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Flyin Hawaiin!
And 2 plays without him imploding
by chitownhawkeye on
Jan 1, 2009 10:51 AM CST
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umm...what I was saying is
the announcers aren’t even paying attention
by chitownhawkeye on
Jan 1, 2009 10:52 AM CST
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That's one quick mormon.
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by The Mexican't on
Jan 1, 2009 10:51 AM CST
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MOEEEEEEEEEEEAKI
First and ten, South Carolina 30
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by Hawkeye State on
Jan 1, 2009 10:51 AM CST
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everyone assumed he was injured by now
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
by shake n bake on
Jan 1, 2009 10:53 AM CST
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They looked at the game tapes
That was his second play. He should be injured now
by chitownhawkeye on
Jan 1, 2009 10:53 AM CST
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Yeah your right...
they probably thought his leg would explode off of the line of scrimmage.
by Argulor on
Jan 1, 2009 10:54 AM CST
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I'm glad SC was worried about Greene
So we could throw to the TE all day long…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on
Jan 1, 2009 10:52 AM CST
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Does Iron Gym come with the door frame that I can set in the middle of my spare bedroom?
¿Quieres chiclets?
by The Mexican't on
Jan 1, 2009 10:54 AM CST
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Glad we called a TO
For a 1-yard loss…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on
Jan 1, 2009 10:56 AM CST
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SC D-Line
Is looking tired…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on
Jan 1, 2009 10:57 AM CST
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Pound Greene dammit
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
by StoopsMyAss on
Jan 1, 2009 10:57 AM CST
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POUND IT
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
by StoopsMyAss on
Jan 1, 2009 10:58 AM CST
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News Flash!
Big Ten has a poor record in bowl games
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on
Jan 1, 2009 10:58 AM CST
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WOOOOOOO, STANZITD
¿Quieres chiclets?
by The Mexican't on
Jan 1, 2009 10:58 AM CST
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STANZIRUN for the touchdown!
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by Hawkeye State on
Jan 1, 2009 10:58 AM CST
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Rout begins...they look exhausted
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
by StoopsMyAss on
Jan 1, 2009 10:58 AM CST
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That run was Drew Tate-like
except he didn’t injure himself
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on
Jan 1, 2009 10:59 AM CST
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Stanzi looking like a running QB
Run, Forrest, run
by chitownhawkeye on
Jan 1, 2009 10:59 AM CST
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will be called back...Greene deserves a another TD
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
by StoopsMyAss on
Jan 1, 2009 10:59 AM CST
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May Not Be
Hard to see the ball… Not enough to overturn…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on
Jan 1, 2009 11:00 AM CST
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May be coming back, run the QB sneak, he's earned it.
¿Quieres chiclets?
by The Mexican't on
Jan 1, 2009 10:59 AM CST
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GODDAMMIT
At least pretend like there’s a game going on
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on
Jan 1, 2009 11:01 AM CST
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Bullshit
Oh well, just let Greene pound it in…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on
Jan 1, 2009 11:01 AM CST
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I heart KOK
Jeez…at what point does this blog give him some love?
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
by StoopsMyAss on
Jan 1, 2009 11:02 AM CST
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NEVER!
Seriously, you’re right. I rip on him all the time, but when the team is balanced and executes, he does a great job.
by chitownhawkeye on
Jan 1, 2009 11:04 AM CST
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Seeing KOK's jobs reminds me, we want Chuck Long back at QB coach.
¿Quieres chiclets?
by The Mexican't on
Jan 1, 2009 11:02 AM CST
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Shonn Greene's touchdown dance makes me happy
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by Hawkeye State on
Jan 1, 2009 11:02 AM CST
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I hope the missed FG doesn't come back to haunt us
hehe
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
by StoopsMyAss on
Jan 1, 2009 11:03 AM CST
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Do we see Smelley (Cock) on this next drive?
by Bucketochicken on
Jan 1, 2009 11:04 AM CST
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Maybe after this drive and Garcia's second fumble.
¿Quieres chiclets?
by The Mexican't on
Jan 1, 2009 11:06 AM CST
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Smelley reminds me of
Dennis from the movie Christine
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on
Jan 1, 2009 11:08 AM CST
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Garcia's so fast he ran into his offensive line before they could block.
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by The Mexican't on
Jan 1, 2009 11:09 AM CST
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Quarterback sneak
ur doin it wrong
honestly, how the fuck do you lose a yard on a QB sneak
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
by shake n bake on
Jan 1, 2009 11:09 AM CST
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TYLER SASH IS A FUCKING ANIMAL
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by The Mexican't on
Jan 1, 2009 11:10 AM CST
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Nice run by Sash
but somebody should have taugh him how to carry the ball
by chitownhawkeye on
Jan 1, 2009 11:11 AM CST
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Sash intercepts, fumbles
Grant Steen approves (and if you can identify that reference, you win today)
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Jan 1, 2009 11:11 AM CST
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Congrats
You win a bag of Cock-flavored lollipops.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on
Jan 1, 2009 11:16 AM CST
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2001
It was the game moved to November because of 9/11, if I recall correctly.
by telepathetic on
Jan 1, 2009 6:38 PM CST
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Boooooo
Like the idea, need a better pass.
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by The Mexican't on
Jan 1, 2009 11:11 AM CST
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Stanziball
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
by shake n bake on
Jan 1, 2009 11:12 AM CST
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STANZIBALL
That’s his one (I hope) for the day.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on
Jan 1, 2009 11:12 AM CST
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he sailed one over DJK at a defender earlier
he’s at two minimum
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
by shake n bake on
Jan 1, 2009 11:13 AM CST
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Don't Mind The Call
Going for the jugular…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on
Jan 1, 2009 11:14 AM CST
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You just took one in the fuckin' jugular man! Awesome!
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on
Jan 1, 2009 11:14 AM CST
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You're crazy...
I, I like you man, but you’re crazy…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on
Jan 1, 2009 11:15 AM CST
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With this wind you have to throw long ball very early or it dies
Should be bigger lead…time for Greene love.
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
by StoopsMyAss on
Jan 1, 2009 11:14 AM CST
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We just can't sack anyone
although pressure is good.
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
by StoopsMyAss on
Jan 1, 2009 11:17 AM CST
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Long as the coverage holds up
I’m fine with that
by chitownhawkeye on
Jan 1, 2009 11:18 AM CST
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The wind is helping cover up any mistakes in the secondary, too.
¿Quieres chiclets?
by The Mexican't on
Jan 1, 2009 11:19 AM CST
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True
I’d guess Norm is using that as well
by chitownhawkeye on
Jan 1, 2009 11:23 AM CST
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Why is it so hard to say Angerer's name like it's spelled
An-ger-er, now just Anger
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
by shake n bake on
Jan 1, 2009 11:17 AM CST
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Look for a Greene
long run here.
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
by StoopsMyAss on
Jan 1, 2009 11:17 AM CST
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At 5 yards per carry
run Greene!
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
by StoopsMyAss on
Jan 1, 2009 11:21 AM CST
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BOO Bring back the C-USA refs
They wouldn’t have missed that!
by Argulor on
Jan 1, 2009 11:22 AM CST
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But they probably would've called Brodell offsides on the punt return...
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by The Mexican't on
Jan 1, 2009 11:23 AM CST
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Brodell knows the rules better than the refs
he’s like a coach on the field
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
by shake n bake on
Jan 1, 2009 11:22 AM CST
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Nice to know
we compete with Akron for recruits
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on
Jan 1, 2009 11:23 AM CST
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What's
the ncaa record for turnovers in a half?
Kevin @ Black Shoe Diaries
by Kevin HD on
Jan 1, 2009 11:24 AM CST
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There were six in the second half
of this crapfest.
Kevin @ Black Shoe Diaries
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Jan 1, 2009 11:28 AM CST
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