OPENTHREADLIVEGAMEBLOGZAP: NO RULES, JUST RIGHT
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 1, 2009 9:38 AM CST
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PrintSouth Carolina Gamecocks at Iowa Hawkeyes, Jan 1, 2009 10:00 AM CST
This is a PR victory for Tampa!
All right, people. This weird, wonderful, terrible and exciting 2008 season is coming to an end. It's probably our last chance to watch Shonn Greene in the black and gold, unless Pittsburgh drafts him in April. Let us hail all the heroes from this season:
Mitch King: You were fucking awesome and I don't think I can craft any words to state it any better than that. There's usually a letdown to highly hyped senior campaigns, but 2008 was your opus. Congrats to Iowa's finest defensive lineman since Jared DeVries.
Matt Kroul: And you, sir, are the second-finest defensive lineman here since Jared DeVries. Thank you for, in conjunction with your formerly-well-coiffed cohort, completely eliminating opposing running games between the tackles. Kroul and Unusual Punishment was an incredible success.
Pat Angerer: Thank you for not quitting, and in the process turning into an all-conference linebacker. Iowa has always featured a stout defense, and this is no exception, but most people anticipated the ILB position would be a weakness after Humpal and Klinkenborg graduated. Instead, it was probably the best part of the defense after the DT.
Amari Spievey: Likewise, thank you for not giving up on the Hawkeye dream. You'll be rightly rewarded with an all-conference spot next year.
Shonn Greene: Jesus, man. You're just rewriting history at Iowa at this point. One more phenomenal game is all we ask. Congrats and big ups.
Brandon Myers: Yes, "Next Man In" is the Iowa motto, but just because it's what Ferentz preaches doesn't make your 2008 any less heroic. Most teams don't have a backup TE turn into the most important receiver on the roster, but most teams don't have Brandon Myers. Here's hoping you get an NFL deal out of it; lord knows you earned it.
The entire offensive line: You were all most mansome, which was a pleasant surprise after 2007. We went from 46 sacks to, what, 15? 20 maybe? Even when the most celebrated member of the group (Seth Olsen) went down with that tweaked ankle, Andy Kuempel was awesome in his stead; remember that Shonn Greene went for 211 and 4 scores against Wisconsin, and most of it was to Kuempel's side, if not straight through his gap. Kick one more set of asses and put a fine cap on the season.
GO HAWKS OR GET HERPES. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What do the president's have to do to take the ACC's automatic BCS bowl berth?
Virginia Tech has no business in a BCS bowl.
¿Quieres chiclets?
I'm sorry
that was sexist. Game on, gents and lovely ladies
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2009 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
How do you make bland queso dip?
It’s going to be weird watching the game with no Rotel commercials.
"Not many people have caught him (Greene) from behind"
well not in the second half of the year. Over the first few games Shonn was getting tackled from behind more often than from the front
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
The kicker’s name is Succup. Did OBC just assemble this team for hilarity.?
http://www.wolverineliberationarmy.blogspot.com
If so
Then where’s Jablonski?
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 1, 2009 10:04 AM CST up reply actions
Big conversion there
needed that
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
Ladi Dadi Dadi
We likes to party
How we doin’, boys?
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Does Iowa always have this disregard for 8 men in the box?
http://www.wolverineliberationarmy.blogspot.com
Yes
We scoff at your eight men.
This is us scoffing. Scoff scoff.
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 1, 2009 10:07 AM CST up reply actions
How's that eight men in the box working for them?
Iowa Touchdown!
by BradBanks4ever on Jan 1, 2009 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
The reverse..
as it was against Texas in ’06, bad call
end around?
I hate that play so much.
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Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
Worked awesome
in Madden ’94 on Genesis.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 1, 2009 10:09 AM CST up reply actions
I love how an end around is trickeration for us
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Myers is clearly the best player on the field
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Brandon "I'll bail out your offense like it's AIG" Myers
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 1, 2009 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
"he doesn't get touched until he gets to the second level"
Aside from when he got his ankel grabbed at the LOS.
http://www.wolverineliberationarmy.blogspot.com
South Carolina: "We're not concerned with Shonn Greene"
Maybe they should be, considering their Dbacks appear to clock in at about 135.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 1, 2009 10:10 AM CST reply actions
Bad Call
SC stacked the line there, should have done some play action…
'They are who we thought they were!'
That was at least 9 in the box there
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Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
"We've faced good running backs all season long"
Not like this.
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EEEEEEE TD IOWA EEEEEEE
Trey Stross, New Year’s Baby
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Stross is the Motherfuckin' Boss
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 1, 2009 10:12 AM CST reply actions
Stross is hot like sauce
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 1, 2009 10:12 AM CST up reply actions
He has an endorsement deal
with low-end stereo manufacturer Koss
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 1, 2009 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
His favorite player is former Ohio State dafety Mike Doss
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 1, 2009 10:14 AM CST up reply actions
Trey's fav terrorist group?
Hamas
(dafety?)
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 1, 2009 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
You too, man. You too.
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 1, 2009 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
turned on the TV too early and got the pregame talking about this game likely being the Big Ten's only bowl win.
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
by shake n bake on Jan 1, 2009 10:14 AM CST up reply actions
The sad thing is, Herby's probably right. But it'd be nice to see Sparty beat UGA.
¿Quieres chiclets?
by The Mexican't on Jan 1, 2009 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
Not even to shut up the SEC fans?
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by The Mexican't on Jan 1, 2009 10:17 AM CST up reply actions
they showed a lot of people
that Mizzou was highly overrated though
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2009 10:17 AM CST up reply actions
Running up the middle is not going to work, South Carolina
WOO AC/DC WOO
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Angerer:
“We weren’t supposed to do a kilo of blow before the pictures?”
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 1, 2009 10:18 AM CST reply actions
Indeed
He was just beheaded on the sideline
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 1, 2009 10:19 AM CST up reply actions
It's either audio problems or the ref is the teacher from Peanuts
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 1, 2009 10:19 AM CST up reply actions
yeah a bit
offseting personal fouls, #22 on Iowa, #wah on SC
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Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
by shake n bake on Jan 1, 2009 10:20 AM CST up reply actions
Love to hear that
That SC was easy and loose in preparations, and Iowa was being worked hard…
Also, that sounded gay…
'They are who we thought they were!'
No, the replay showed the drop. I agreed initially, though.
¿Quieres chiclets?
by The Mexican't on Jan 1, 2009 10:21 AM CST up reply actions
Holy shit....a good call!
thought that might get reviewed at first blush
Stanzidraw
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
We are so freaking slow.
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
yeah we
really don’t belong on the same field
by three and out the kok story on Jan 1, 2009 10:22 AM CST up reply actions
Can someone please tell the SEC to fuck off?
kthxbye
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http://www.garnetandblackattack.com/2008/12/31/706167/previewing-the-outback-bow
Yeah, there’s nobody there.
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 1, 2009 10:24 AM CST up reply actions
they bumped it down with the reasons post
and disguised it as an analysis thread
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Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
by shake n bake on Jan 1, 2009 10:24 AM CST up reply actions
I couldn't find it either. But they did provide us with this gem.
3. Kirk Ferentz. His moral compass is either broken or he discarded it long ago, but Ferentz is still a pretty good football coach. He’s compiled a 69-53 record at Iowa, including three ten-win seasons and has lost just one bowl game (the 2003 Sugar Bowl) by more than a TD. He’s technically just 3-3 in the postseason, but Florida’s 2006 Outback Bowl win was pretty shady.
¿Quieres chiclets?
by The Mexican't on Jan 1, 2009 10:24 AM CST up reply actions
Love me some didgeridoo
on new year’s
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 1, 2009 10:23 AM CST reply actions
So they are going to direct flight the starters to Orlando at halftime to take on Georgia.
This game will be won by then.
JC better stay warm
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
WIN
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 1, 2009 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
OBC
had his hand on his back?
Was he flapping his wrist on the other hand?
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 1, 2009 10:26 AM CST reply actions
Sash got the fumble
Holy shit, he might win the Heisman today
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That's going to get reviewed
I think we’re good, though
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Possibility of a knee being down before it squirted out?
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 1, 2009 10:28 AM CST up reply actions
Possible, but I don't know if they have the camera angle to prove it
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 1, 2009 10:28 AM CST up reply actions
Looked close, but I do believe the cock squirted a lil early.
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by The Mexican't on Jan 1, 2009 10:28 AM CST up reply actions
Even if it wasn't
Garcia’s confidence has got to be shot
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2009 10:28 AM CST up reply actions
Might we see the Smelly Cock?
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Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
"Garcia is better than Stanzi"
Blog quote of the year.
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
"Michigan will win seven" is the blogquote of the year
der.
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 1, 2009 10:31 AM CST up reply actions
damn
wasted one of Moeaki’s plays on a bad TE screen
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Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
Moeaki's
One injury free play this week
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 1, 2009 10:31 AM CST reply actions
Didn't Moeaki nearly kill a defender earlier this year?
¿Quieres chiclets?
by The Mexican't on Jan 1, 2009 10:32 AM CST up reply actions
He tried, but his elbow imploded
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 1, 2009 10:33 AM CST up reply actions
Captain Munnerlyn kicked someone?
This is incredible.
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Oh Captain
Majestic Mapp is so disappointed in you
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 1, 2009 10:32 AM CST reply actions
Look for SC players to begin limping to sidelines often
…and for frequent kicking (and screaming).
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
SEC
also known for the speed with which they will completely give up and revert to whiner tactics
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 1, 2009 10:33 AM CST up reply actions
STANZIBALL
Hopefully that’s the last time I type that ever
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HEE HEE WE ENDED YOUR PERFECT SEASON HEE HEE
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 1, 2009 10:36 AM CST up reply actions
Don't worry,
it’s already in that part of my brain I keep 2005 Michigan. IE it didn’t happen.
Kevin @ Black Shoe Diaries
Murray misses the FG
That is what statheads call “regression to the mean”
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with this wind...
interceptions for everyone!
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
Is ESPN
really running a crawl of HS recruits?
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 1, 2009 10:36 AM CST reply actions
The All-American game is today...or was yesterday...I think.
¿Quieres chiclets?
by The Mexican't on Jan 1, 2009 10:37 AM CST up reply actions
Didn't Mo Brown play for us a couple of years ago?
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A new SC record
two plays without a turnover
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Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
Nice Reach
to the line of scrimmage
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 1, 2009 10:39 AM CST reply actions
avoiding pressure
ur doin it wrong
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
Garcia is running the old Madded 99 offense
47-step dropback
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Is StoopsMyAss in here today?
Wow, you’re giving GBA hell this week. Bring the ruckus. Bring the motherfucking ruckus.
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I tried bringing the ruckus once
I was told I would then be provided with beef.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 1, 2009 10:42 AM CST up reply actions
Valkyrie
I didn’t know this, but it is a story of an American Nazi soldier, born in Germany, who tried to kill Hitler.
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
American Nazi soldiers weren't that uncommon...
haven’t you seen Band of Brothers?
Cheerleader Alert
on E!
Spoiler Alert: Solange Knowles is unattractive
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 1, 2009 10:43 AM CST reply actions
Why the fuck are you watching Bring It On?
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 1, 2009 10:45 AM CST up reply actions
Only during the commercials
Screw you for judging me!
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 1, 2009 10:46 AM CST up reply actions
Stross - Shoulder injury
Gazette guys saying he’s in a sling right now
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2009 10:46 AM CST up reply actions
Trickeration FAIL
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 1, 2009 10:46 AM CST up reply actions
Ferentz to Cleveland
yawn.
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
He needs to throw the ball faster
The receiver was simply too fast for the pass
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 1, 2009 10:47 AM CST up reply actions
That receiver was open too...
Garcia playing well for Iowa today…
'They are who we thought they were!'
I love that they have to throw (often)
I was in Tampa last week…that is serious wind. Killed my slice though.
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
Smelley Cock Watch is at Defcon 2
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 1, 2009 10:48 AM CST up reply actions
Wouldn't surprise me
if it stays on the 2
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2009 10:48 AM CST up reply actions
Didn't even have possession
Until he was in the end zone. Touchback for sure
'They are who we thought they were!'
No No
excellent coordinatoR
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 1, 2009 10:49 AM CST reply actions
He wasn't as awesome as he appeared last year
so then when Braylon Edwards suddenly couldn’t catch he was fucked.
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Doak Walker award winner
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6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
by shake n bake on Jan 1, 2009 10:54 AM CST up reply actions
announcers really keeping us in the loop
find out whether it was a touchback when Iowa runs it’s first player from the 20
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
Flyin Hawaiin!
And 2 plays without him imploding
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2009 10:51 AM CST up reply actions
umm...what I was saying is
the announcers aren’t even paying attention
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2009 10:52 AM CST up reply actions
MOEEEEEEEEEEEAKI
First and ten, South Carolina 30
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everyone assumed he was injured by now
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
by shake n bake on Jan 1, 2009 10:53 AM CST up reply actions
They looked at the game tapes
That was his second play. He should be injured now
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2009 10:53 AM CST up reply actions
I'm glad SC was worried about Greene
So we could throw to the TE all day long…
'They are who we thought they were!'
Pound Greene dammit
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
POUND IT
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
News Flash!
Big Ten has a poor record in bowl games
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 1, 2009 10:58 AM CST reply actions
Rout begins...they look exhausted
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
That run was Drew Tate-like
except he didn’t injure himself
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 1, 2009 10:59 AM CST reply actions
will be called back...Greene deserves a another TD
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
GODDAMMIT
At least pretend like there’s a game going on
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 1, 2009 11:01 AM CST reply actions
I heart KOK
Jeez…at what point does this blog give him some love?
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
NEVER!
Seriously, you’re right. I rip on him all the time, but when the team is balanced and executes, he does a great job.
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2009 11:04 AM CST up reply actions
Shonn Greene's touchdown dance makes me happy
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I hope the missed FG doesn't come back to haunt us
hehe
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
Maybe after this drive and Garcia's second fumble.
¿Quieres chiclets?
by The Mexican't on Jan 1, 2009 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
Smelley reminds me of
Dennis from the movie Christine
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 1, 2009 11:08 AM CST reply actions
Quarterback sneak
ur doin it wrong
honestly, how the fuck do you lose a yard on a QB sneak
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Doak Walker award winner
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6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
Sash intercepts, fumbles
Grant Steen approves (and if you can identify that reference, you win today)
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Stanziball
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
he sailed one over DJK at a defender earlier
he’s at two minimum
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
by shake n bake on Jan 1, 2009 11:13 AM CST up reply actions
You just took one in the fuckin' jugular man! Awesome!
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 1, 2009 11:14 AM CST up reply actions
With this wind you have to throw long ball very early or it dies
Should be bigger lead…time for Greene love.
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
We just can't sack anyone
although pressure is good.
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
Long as the coverage holds up
I’m fine with that
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2009 11:18 AM CST up reply actions
The wind is helping cover up any mistakes in the secondary, too.
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by The Mexican't on Jan 1, 2009 11:19 AM CST up reply actions
True
I’d guess Norm is using that as well
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2009 11:23 AM CST up reply actions
Why is it so hard to say Angerer's name like it's spelled
An-ger-er, now just Anger
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
Look for a Greene
long run here.
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
At 5 yards per carry
run Greene!
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
Brodell knows the rules better than the refs
he’s like a coach on the field
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
Nice to know
we compete with Akron for recruits
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 1, 2009 11:23 AM CST up reply actions
Duke
was allowed to win a football game? That’s not right
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2009 11:29 AM CST up reply actions
A non-Stanziball interception
Shit. I don’t like going to the break on back-to-back turnovers
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Sheesh
Can we keep this score as close as is humanly possible.
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
I will be ubber pissed if we give up points here...
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
yes, ubber
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
Personal foul
Even better than a hold. Gotta give S. Carolina this, when they foul, they do so with gusto
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
We are waaaay ahead on penalties
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 1, 2009 11:27 AM CST reply actions
What's that two personal fouls already?
by BradBanks4ever on Jan 1, 2009 11:28 AM CST up reply actions
I think Spurrier was correct
when he said they had all the penalties
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 1, 2009 11:29 AM CST up reply actions
Correction
Iowa: 1 penalty for 5 yards
SC: 4 penalties, 50 yards (2 PFs)
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 1, 2009 11:38 AM CST up reply actions
HALFTIME SHOW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0TYun-Nq1Q
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The URL contained a malformed video ID.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 1, 2009 11:31 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, you're going to have to copy-paste it
Goddamn SBN bullshit
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 1, 2009 11:32 AM CST up reply actions
Such bullshit
They don’t show Dr. Lou’s diploma from Iowa in his intro.
Then they don’t let him do magic anymore.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Male urinary symptoms
My urine is a bright blue. Do I need a Flomax?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
No
But you may need to lay off the Viagra. The same thing happened to meer my friend.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
How did you(r friend) pee
if he had an erection lasting longer than four hours?
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 1, 2009 11:51 AM CST up reply actions
James Franco was nominated for a Golden Globe?
For acting like a stoner? Dave Chapelle is PISSED.
¿Quieres chiclets?
It would be nice
if Garcia would do that for us and just airmail a few more passes.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
21-0 Is Not Enough
Should be up by more, but hard to complain too much. Need a quick stop and a score early…
'They are who we thought they were!'
And he's wearing his helmet, while Garcia is not...
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by The Mexican't on Jan 1, 2009 11:53 AM CST up reply actions
Peanut butter Smelley time?
¿Quieres chiclets?
by The Mexican't on Jan 1, 2009 11:54 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Smelley Cock, Smelley Cock, what are they feeding you?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
It's not your fault.
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by The Mexican't on Jan 1, 2009 11:55 AM CST up reply actions
So am I
But I’m not sure that’s the actual, you know, rule
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Yes? Go on...
(enter jazz flute)
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 1, 2009 11:56 AM CST up reply actions
Ah, piss. I believe I owe you a coke.
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by The Mexican't on Jan 1, 2009 11:57 AM CST up reply actions
Keep it up!
Continue kicking some SEC ass!
Can you imagine growing up with the name Smelly? Kids didn’t even have to get creative to be mean
I love Smelly Time.
Keep it up coach Spurrier.
Iowa's best defense
Would seem to be the Cocks “offense”
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Is a Smelley Garcia
anything like a Dirty Sanchez?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
We'll find out later
Throw it to Zug!
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2009 12:04 PM CST up reply actions
Which juniors go ahead of Greene in the draft?
Wells, Moreno, Ringer?
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by The Mexican't on Jan 1, 2009 12:01 PM CST up reply actions
Apparently yes, yes you can
Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."
by Patrick Vint on Jan 1, 2009 12:02 PM CST up reply actions
This might be a TD after all
I mean, I kinda want to see a safety, but this looks like a score.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
/McCain'd
Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."
by Patrick Vint on Jan 1, 2009 12:04 PM CST up reply actions
Wow...
hard to say he had total control when it broke the plane…
'They are who we thought they were!'
At least the ref's mic was fixed at the half
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WOW
none of the above
down at the .5 yard line
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SpROLFead
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 1, 2009 12:05 PM CST up reply actions
hey it was to the other side
who would expect that
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by shake n bake on Jan 1, 2009 12:05 PM CST up reply actions
Have you seen our kicker?
Oh, wait, you have.
Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."
by Patrick Vint on Jan 1, 2009 12:06 PM CST up reply actions
Sorry, that was unnecessary.
¿Quieres chiclets?
by The Mexican't on Jan 1, 2009 12:07 PM CST up reply actions
Yes.
Clearly Iowa needs to go for the points here.
--Robert
by a gamecock fan on Jan 1, 2009 12:06 PM CST up reply actions
I want to say go for it
But there’s only one way Iowa loses this game, and it’s by getting no points here.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
This "Unborn" movie looks like a total piece of shit.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Yeah, except for the "hot chick walking around in her underwear" part
Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."
by Patrick Vint on Jan 1, 2009 12:09 PM CST up reply actions
It's the only reason I got through half of Gigli
Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."
by Patrick Vint on Jan 1, 2009 12:10 PM CST up reply actions
Things you shouldn't admit on the internet
1. That you saw Gigli
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
It's cheaper than a cover charge
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 1, 2009 12:10 PM CST up reply actions
That's what the internet is for
except for the underwear part
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2009 12:10 PM CST up reply actions
"Behind Enemy Lines: Colombia" is probably awesome, though
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 1, 2009 12:09 PM CST up reply actions
That was the working title
for “Revenge Is The Only Vengeance”
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Should have been named
“Hunched Over Enemy Lines”
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 1, 2009 12:11 PM CST up reply actions
Drive recap
9 rushes, 42 yards
0 passes, 0 yards
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
I sort of wish
That instead of “Chris,” this QB’s first name was “P.U.”
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Intensity In Ten Cities
Live at Budokan!
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 1, 2009 12:13 PM CST reply actions
Wacky play!
If USC wants to use those trick plays to get 7 yards? Eh… fine.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Faked a punt on the opening possession?
Are they really that desperate for first downs?
¿Quieres chiclets?
I didn't mind the call
they were deep enough, it’s just that it didn’t work at all and now UGA is no-huddling the shit out of them.
Kevin @ Black Shoe Diaries
Not the flats
they may have just discovered the pass to the flats
might be trouble
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Did he say "extra tough duty"?
Because that’s the same as “extra tough doody,” and that is instantly incredible.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
they will live on.
After all, we still remember that MLB from Illinois, that, uh, mullet America guy?? whassissname?
"You're going to get a face full of Jeremiah"
These announcers are clearly in on the joke.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
WILL THEY SCORE?????????
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THEY DO!!!!!!!!!!
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Doak Walker award winner
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
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by shake n bake on Jan 1, 2009 12:18 PM CST up reply actions
that is some innovative failure
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Odds of Spurrier explicitly blaming the refs post-game?
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 1, 2009 12:20 PM CST reply actions
Now 110%
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6.2 yards per carry
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by shake n bake on Jan 1, 2009 12:23 PM CST up reply actions
In a perfect world
running back would have their necks broken on a daily basis because facemask tackles would be legal.
Kevin @ Black Shoe Diaries
to be fair
This Trojan defense is all sorts of awesome.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
but do you really need to show a graffic during the outback bowl?
and those stats include games against some of the worst offenses in the nation.
but yes, they are good.
Kevin @ Black Shoe Diaries
Are you asking why ESPN is cross-promoting itself?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Oh and did you know ABC has the Rose Bowl?
It’s the OTHER USC, ya know.
--Robert
by a gamecock fan on Jan 1, 2009 12:29 PM CST up reply actions
So do the Gamecocks consider themselves SC as well?
by BradBanks4ever on Jan 1, 2009 12:32 PM CST up reply actions
Yes, they do
But they’re the only ones. Everyone else in the country knows that when you say “USC”, you’re referring to a bunch of over-privileged kids in Los Angeles.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
That's a tiredness
that never goes away
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2009 12:35 PM CST up reply actions
if their knees weren't blown out by horsecoller tackles first
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by shake n bake on Jan 1, 2009 12:24 PM CST up reply actions
It's the way football was meant to be played!
/jerks off to descriptions of the flying wedge
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Chris Spielman lives for pain.
Kill, kill, murder, kill.
¿Quieres chiclets?
by The Mexican't on Jan 1, 2009 12:26 PM CST up reply actions
closest thing I've seen to an NFL defense
the Detriot Lions D
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http://www.instantrimshot.com/
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 1, 2009 12:27 PM CST up reply actions
but seriously there was some awful D played in the NFL this year
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by shake n bake on Jan 1, 2009 12:30 PM CST up reply actions
That Was Easy
That Shonn Greene is kinda good, i don’t know if you guys have noticed…
'They are who we thought they were!'
They have NO discipline
like a rag tag USFL team. Of course, OBC knows about that al too well.
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
It's too bad GBA opted against the game thread so they could attempt to defend statements like this:
PREDICTION: The SEC has been on a roll in bowl games, and I’d love nothing more than to share Gamecock Man’s optimism. But I don’t. On the other hand, Iowa fans who think the Hawkeyes will roll are delusional. The Gamecocks fall in a hard-fought battle.
¿Quieres chiclets?
they put one up
they just tried to disguise it as an analysis thread to keep us from looking at it
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by shake n bake on Jan 1, 2009 12:34 PM CST up reply actions
You know what would make this day even better?
watching Nebraska get Clemsmacked
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 1, 2009 12:34 PM CST reply actions
Is that stupid game even on TV?
I didn’t even know Nebraska was bowl eligible.
Kevin @ Black Shoe Diaries
They're 8-4
taking on a 7-5 Clemson in the Gator Bowl.
Nebraska’s in the big 12 though, any other conference they probably would have won the national championship. (The Big XII is awesome!)
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 1, 2009 12:40 PM CST up reply actions
shutout still in sight...they'll go for it on 4th
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
And that's the end of that
lousy coverage the last couple of plays
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2009 12:41 PM CST up reply actions
on the board
only 24 more points to go
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Going out on a high note.
I like your blog, Iowa fans. Hopefully one day GABA can be filled with nothing but shit jokes and wiseasses who think they’re the next Don Rickles, only with more soul-crushing mediocrity. Fa real tho, have a good 2009 and congrats on the win.
--Robert
by a gamecock fan on Jan 1, 2009 12:44 PM CST up reply actions
"Soule-crushing mediocrity" is my middle name
But only because my parents hate me. And it really makes monogramming a pain in the ass.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
and dick jokes
lots and lots of dick jokes. it’s really the only reason I come to this site.
Kevin @ Black Shoe Diaries
just got the
—-Robert
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by shake n bake on Jan 1, 2009 12:46 PM CST up reply actions
Greene time....
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
These animals will fight til the death
So, i’m going to hold a mirror up here to him until he either kills his reflection or dies from exhaustion. ESPN, your world-wide leader in animal cruelty.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Get out of the shot
Sir Cocksmithy!
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 1, 2009 12:48 PM CST reply actions
Just try not to let it attack any hubcaps....
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by The Mexican't on Jan 1, 2009 12:50 PM CST up reply actions
a rooster attacking it's reflection is much more interesting than football
thanks ESPN
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clearly
he saw his reflection in Geathers’ helmet and went crazy.
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Stanzi following in Tates footsteps
forgetting that’s he’s the quarterback and risking injury
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Tate's footsteps
lead to the CATscan machine at UIHC
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 1, 2009 12:53 PM CST up reply actions
Or to CFL mediocrity...
¿Quieres chiclets?
by The Mexican't on Jan 1, 2009 12:58 PM CST up reply actions
Holy shit
They have invisible numbers north of the border!
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Despite making fun of him
I really liked his passion, even if it often led to stupid decisions.
Fun to watch!
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 1, 2009 1:00 PM CST up reply actions
About Tate
The Big Ten Network recently replayed the 2005 Capital One bowl. Interspersed with the game, were interviews with some of the players. Tate gave some of the best insight, breaking down why a certain play worked given what the defense was doing and what Iowa did in response. On the Hail Mary to Halloway, Tate was able to give a very detailed breakdown of the play: as the ball was snapped Tate saw that LSU was in Cover 3 and bringing the same blitz off the left side that they did earlier; the DB on Halloway missed his coverage and doubled up on Hinkel, leaving Halloway all alone.
that shows for all his attitude issues, he had some serious football knowledge. It is so amazingly perfect that they then went to KOK for his thoughts, and he couldn’t tell if LSU was playing zone or man coverage.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
That dude just BURIED Garcia
How does he know all that?
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 1, 2009 12:57 PM CST reply actions
I swear to Leman
MSU could win this game, but they’re so… Sparty.
Throw it to Zug!
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2009 1:04 PM CST up reply actions
Hoyer was a little bit gimpy
They wanted to get the backup some snaps too.
Throw it to Zug!
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2009 1:02 PM CST up reply actions
Cocks drive endings
5 turnovers
2 Punts
1 TD
1 Clock expiration
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1 missed FG
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No, announcers
Ferentz is not going to Cleveland.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
What?
Sounds like a foregone conclusion!
Who wouldn’t want to inherit Romeo Crennel’s program?
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 1, 2009 1:03 PM CST up reply actions
and maybe Crennel
he wants to stay with the team as he DC (yes he’s that pathetic)
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Doak Walker award winner
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By "pathetic"
I think you mean “awesome”. Correct?
Throw it to Zug!
by ReadingRambler on Jan 1, 2009 1:05 PM CST up reply actions
Let's all remember this topic came up...
AFTER they showed a rooster attack its own image in a mirror! desperation level = 9.3
That was more intertaining
than most network shows. And more insightful than anything Holtz says
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2009 1:05 PM CST up reply actions
on the cleveland job
what else are you waiting for?
umm, a team that isn’t fucking awful
and they didn’t notice the guy on the roster named Ferentz when talking about why Kirk isn’t leaving
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I was thinking that too (Ferentz son)
I don’t think anyone wants that to actually happen.
Kevin @ Black Shoe Diaries
Has this announcer been planted by Cleveland management
to challenge Kirk’s manhood?
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Jan 1, 2009 1:07 PM CST reply actions
Ridiculous pass interference call.
If this game wasn’t over already I would be furious.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
So where does Iowa enter the polls?
BC lost, Pitt lost, jNU lost…I’d imagine the Hawks are looking at 20 ish.
¿Quieres chiclets?
That's why
Narnisky and Bruggeman put the Gatorade down.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Clayborn vs a kicker is just mean
Clayborn is a fucking giant
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Clayborn just blasts the kicker...
How long has he been waiting for an opportunity like that?
¿Quieres chiclets?
Can we get a .gif of that kicker getting destroyed?
It’s like a hand grenade went off in his face.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
We'll let you recover the onsides kick
But you’re going to pay fo it.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
That's angel dust
PCP… Sherman Helmsley… Ashy Larry…
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
huh...
I thought I was hallucinating from my wicked hangover.
by BradBanks4ever on Jan 1, 2009 1:56 PM CST up reply actions
would have liked less coach-speak there on the cleveland question there
not worried though.
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You've got more faith than I do.
Sounds to me like Pioli may be enough to get him to Cleveland. I sure hope I am wrong, though.
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by The Mexican't on Jan 1, 2009 1:28 PM CST up reply actions
That really sounded like he hasn't made up his mind.
Which is scary.
by BradBanks4ever on Jan 1, 2009 1:57 PM CST up reply actions
Ferentz is not going anywhere
The NFL is a nightmare right now. The expectations are through the roof. He WILL stay three to four more years—they are young and he wants to benefits of this great young group. ONce his kids are all gone from home he takes on the NFL…figure he is 53 and will leave Iowa at 58 or so and then a final gig in the NFL.
Of course, I could be wrong, but I feel pretty good about him staying. Pioli is not a shoo-in to go to the Browns either…
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
If he leaves I would expect Iowa to offer the job to
Brian Kelly of Cinncy…right away. And he would take it I bet.
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, one-time South Carolina RB
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