Fluke: Fumbling 5 times, losing 4 and a DE happening to drop into zone coverage when Stanzi is throwing a quick slant

Yep, sounds about right

You’re an idiot if you think you can come to an Iowa blog, talk out of your ass, and not be attacked. Class has nothing to do with this.

Congrats to NU for being 5-0. But there’s no way, after 5 games, and ESPECIALLY after this weekend, that NU fans can honestly believe that they are the class of the BigTen. This game was gift wrapped. To say that NU should have won by 10 more points has convinced me that you are a complete fool. Iowa gives NU the ball 3 times, inside our 40, and you come away with 2 missed FGs and a TD, and to you that means that NU should/could have scored more points? C’mon. The Hawks attempted to give NU points, and they still couldn’t take them.

Brodell’s fumble before the half turned this game around. He holds on to that punt, Iowa goes into halftime up 17-3 and they have a different mentality returning for the second half. Coming out, knowing they needed a stop and getting rolled up for 4 plays and a TD to tie the game was deflating. Fumbling the ensuing kickoff? Absolutely demoralizing.

Again, congrats on being undefeated. Good luck trying to convince anyone outside of Evanston that NU is a team to fear, though.

Huh? How about that? You have three times more people in Chicagoland than we have in the entire state of Iowa and you are beating your chests that you are going to have might have 45,000 people in a football stadium on a FUCKING SATURDAY AFTERNOON? Jesus Jumping Jack Christ, re-read what you wrote and think about that for a second.

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We had three seasons in the not-to-distant past where we fielded a team full of deaf and blind players and STILL sold 65,000-70,000 tickets. You dipshits are 5-0 and all of a sudden, you speak of front-running, butthole pirate tranny hookers in purple suddenly swarming Ryan Field like Sherman did Atlanta for the rest of this season. Get over yourself. You might have a school whose academic standings are second-to-none, but you, sir, are a part of a fan base that is the laughing stock of the Big Ten (and possibly D-1). Northwestern “fans” knows what it’s like to be a good supporter of their athletic programs like I know what it’s like to be an insufferable North Side prick who got his tuition paid for by his family’s trust fund and whose only means of getting pussy is slipping roofies in the fat chicks’ Zima. I know, no matter how much I curse the coaching staff, the play-calling or how we have consistently in the past three years found new ways to lose games I never have thought or imagined before, I will be accompanied by 70,000 of my closest friends every home game regardless of how good or bad we are. We will scream until our voices are hoarse. We will emphasize each and every letter of my home state over and over again after we put points up on the board. Go fuck your merry little self and have a drink in honor of us, to what it’s like to be a consistent LOYAL fan you stupid and very ignorant motherfucker.

Now, go run and tell your friends about me. Tell them how much I disrespected your kind with my naughty words about you folks. And while you’re at it, please inform me once again how much meth my family and I do and all the various tractors and animals I ride to work each day, because if Northwestern is anything, it’s creative.

…there’s the comment about the 6-year-old who could see that we should run the ball.