Jared Reiner... blogs?

Apparently, he's been doing it for awhile. Nearly a year now for DraftExpress and before that for the NBDL. He's going to Philly this week to play w/ Reggie.

t/f/j: TrueHoop

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Hell yeah!

Reiner, Reggie and I will RULE the streets of Philly! No more cop killin with us thugs out dare! Fuhgettaboutit!

by Duez I say on Sep 26, 2008 8:00 AM CDT reply actions

By the way

Does anyone of a good bar to watch the game in NYC?

by Duez I say on Sep 26, 2008 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions

Holy shit.

Excerpted from his May 9 entry…

Big Dog has been neutered. His sweet little girlfriend made the journey so he was all gentlemanly. Is that a word? Well, calling Ryan a gentleman is like saying a pig wearing a tuxedo is George Clooney. Kristin had him in check with a nasty chokehold so I didn’t have to babysit him very much. No shit. She’s used her meat hook a couple times when he was out of line. I now know that if I want to rack my bro I simply have to hit his girlfriend’s purse.

He didn’t even try to play blackout. Blackout for you churchgoing folk is when you basically drink with no regard for the perception that others might have of you. You have all seen people play this game, but Big Dog and all my guys from S.D. have perfected it. A friend of mine nicknamed Sirus is the Hulk Hogan of Blackout. Lookup Blackout in a dictionary and Sirus will be there. Believe it or not… Big Dog and Sirus both stood up for me at my wedding. They definitely put the ass in class.

Jared Reiner, you are king.

AKA Shadow

by Adam Jacobi on Sep 26, 2008 8:26 AM CDT reply actions

No, Jared, I don't.

You know the feeling like you want to just lock yourself in a room and burn past lovers’ items while Melissa Etheridge is crying out her music in the background? That is how I felt sitting on the bus after we lost.

I really, really don’t.

by rockyh on Sep 26, 2008 12:29 PM CDT reply actions

But I worry. Should I be embarrassed that he is worse at blogging than Paul Shirley, or just accept that, just as they produce superior tractor operators, ISU is simply better at training tall, awkward white guys for a future of mediocre professional basketball and sarcastic blogging?

by NorseHawk on Sep 26, 2008 3:47 PM CDT reply actions

Huh?

He’s a good, very good, writer. He’s a professional writer. He’s interesting and genuine. He seems like a great guy. He’s the argument for the midwest. What the heck is your problem?

But what happened to the tattoo?

Mr. Boh Knows ...

by Bellanca on Sep 26, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions

I didn't say he was bad

He’s fine. But he seems to me like he’s trying really hard to write like Shirley and Shirley’s a lot better at it. That’s not really an insult, Paul Shirley is awesome.

by NorseHawk on Sep 27, 2008 2:18 AM CDT up reply actions