Better Know a Nemesis: Northwestern

"Let's lake these posts, and then celebrate our victory with a good book!"
Iowa. Northwestern. BHGP. LTP. Go.
BHGP: We are completely convinced Northwestern is the worst 4-0 team in the history of football. Ball State would beat the 'Cats by 2 touchdowns (and would bring more fans to Ryan Field than NU). Are we wrong and, if so, why?
BHGP: Last season, I was sitting in the stands as Iowa tied Northwestern in the second half. I told my dad, "Here come the Bacher interceptions...." Sure enough, Bacher forgot what team he was playing for and tossed three picks down the stretch that ended any chance of a Northwestern upset. Is there any reason why I should expect anything different this weekend? Has Bacher shown any sort of improvement in the first four weeks?
BHGP: You've been touting the Northwestern defense, now ranked #32 in the nation. Those numbers, however, are against Syracuse (#104 nationally in total offense), Duke (#43), Southern Illinois (1-AA), and Ohio (#91). Why should I think this isn't merely a function of the lack of opposition thusfar? Who should I be watching when Northwestern is on defense?
BHGP: I picked up two seats in the second row - right behind the Northwestern bench and across the aisle from the Northwestern visitor's section - for Saturday. Any messages you want me to relay to the team?
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Who?
(Karl Klug puts thumbs in ears, sticks tongue out, says “I did it first, neener neener neener” — HS)
Karl Klug? Never heard of her.
I see what you did there!
Can we get one of the smart NU fans in here, please? This stuff wouldn’t even rile a fifth-grader.
AKA Shadow
Smart NU fan?
Stop being redundant — just call us NU fans.
You would think so
And yet here you are, disproving that notion one horrible smack talk attempt at a time.
fun fact about Northwestern (from Wikipedia, which means it's true)
Northwestern has several traditions for football games. Students perform the Wildcat Growl when opposing teams control the ball, while making “claws” with their hands.
Luckily, I found Northwestern’s Homecoming Queen from last year to demonstrate this for me:

by Twin Cities Hawk on Sep 24, 2008 4:41 PM CDT reply actions
Also from Wikipedia (so you know it's loaded with truthiness)
Upon setting the new record [for consecutive losses] in 1981 (thanks to a 61-14 home loss to Michigan State), students rushed the field to “celebrate,” and chanted “we’re the worst!”
Hey, you gotta love a fanbase that embraces its suckitude.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
5-6 against Northwestern since they became a "real team"
Right. Go back a few years and that number is 21-6.
It’s arguable that 95 and 96 are the only years Northwestern has EVER been a “real team”
No no...
They were for real in 2000 as well.
by Buddy Light on Sep 25, 2008 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Apparently
Northwestern is only a “real” team in the seasons that they do well. In which case, in the 112 years they’ve been a member of the Big Ten, they’ve only been a “real” team 4 times. The other 108 seasons? They don’t count.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Yeah they were for real...
…real dumb!!!! LOL
/Chadnudj’d
AKA Shadow
by Adam Jacobi on Sep 25, 2008 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Can Saturday finally get here?
Picking on Northwestern and their fan base is like crossing your eyes, flailing your arms all about and repeatedly screaming “DER! DER! DER!” in front of the medal podium at the Special Olympics.
We all know it’s not right to make fun of the handicapped.
by Twin Cities Hawk on Sep 25, 2008 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions


















