Is that toothpaste? Where did he get toothpaste?
All right, people. It's Iowa at Pitt. It's time to see what happens when the Hawkeyes face "actual competition" for the first time this year. It's Three Yards And A Cloud Of Albert Young vs. The Wannstache.
If you underestimate the importance of this game, don't; that's a grave error. There are only two possible outcomes:
- Iowa records their biggest non-conference road win since Penn State in 1983;
- We must sit here and explain away the fact that Iowa just lost to the Wannstache.
And that's it. Buck a quarter-century-long trend of reprehensible road play, or force us to drink suicidally and post a Wannstachalanche. No pressure, Hawks.
As for the thread, we'll be here as long as you are. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!