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Iowa Hawkeyes @ Pittsburgh Panthers

Is that toothpaste? Where did he get toothpaste?
All right, people. It's Iowa at Pitt. It's time to see what happens when the Hawkeyes face "actual competition" for the first time this year. It's Three Yards And A Cloud Of Albert Young vs. The Wannstache.
If you underestimate the importance of this game, don't; that's a grave error. There are only two possible outcomes:
- Iowa records their biggest non-conference road win since Penn State in 1983;
- We must sit here and explain away the fact that Iowa just lost to the Wannstache.
And that's it. Buck a quarter-century-long trend of reprehensible road play, or force us to drink suicidally and post a Wannstachalanche. No pressure, Hawks.
As for the thread, we'll be here as long as you are. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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It makes me sad that since this game isn’t on the Big Ten Network, I won’t get to see JoePa telling me to “COME TO PENN STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!! (SO I CAN EAT YOUR BRAINS)” I’ll really miss that.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on
Sep 20, 2008 10:44 AM CDT
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here ya go
just play it once every commercial break and you’ll be fine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfLYO3F4D78
"I'm not racin', I'm just sprintin'
Cuz I don't wanna finish
they diminish, I replenish"
-Lil Wayne "Let the beat build"
by shake n bake on
Sep 20, 2008 10:49 AM CDT
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Great tackle
By our own player…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on
Sep 20, 2008 1:17 PM CDT
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Aaaaand...it's Jake
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
by Hawkeye State on
Sep 20, 2008 11:03 AM CDT
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Jake gets the start
"I'm not racin', I'm just sprintin'
Cuz I don't wanna finish
they diminish, I replenish"
-Lil Wayne "Let the beat build"
by shake n bake on
Sep 20, 2008 11:03 AM CDT
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Whoops
ESPN listed Swingin’ Dick Stanzi as an IMPACT PLAYER
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by Hawkeye State on
Sep 20, 2008 11:04 AM CDT
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Judging by early results
This could still be the case
by NorseHawk on
Sep 20, 2008 11:07 AM CDT
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Damn
So close, but JC reverts to the mean.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on
Sep 20, 2008 11:06 AM CDT
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Pam Ward said "muff"
Hur hur hur
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
by Hawkeye State on
Sep 20, 2008 11:07 AM CDT
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Followed up by Ray Bentley saying "he had it out there swinging in the breeze"
Hurdy Hurdy Hur Hur
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by Hawkeye State on
Sep 20, 2008 11:08 AM CDT
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Bentley is also a fan of "slamming it in there"
Hur hur
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on
Sep 20, 2008 11:12 AM CDT
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FUMBLE!
Tyler Sash is my fucking hero
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by Hawkeye State on
Sep 20, 2008 11:07 AM CDT
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FUUUUUUMMMMMMBBBBBLEE
Tyler Sash rules.
by NorseHawk on
Sep 20, 2008 11:07 AM CDT
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Not Dave Chappel needs to strap on the helmet
I said “strap on.” Hur.
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by Hawkeye State on
Sep 20, 2008 11:09 AM CDT
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Damn it
Pass on third and goal knocked down.
Nonetheless, Mossbrucker. Good. 3-0 Hawks.
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by Hawkeye State on
Sep 20, 2008 11:12 AM CDT
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So far
Pitt’s O-Line looks better than advertised. This is not good.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on
Sep 20, 2008 11:17 AM CDT
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Our defense is getting really lucky right now
Other than Bradley’s break up the only positive plays have been Pitt fuck-ups.
by NorseHawk on
Sep 20, 2008 11:19 AM CDT
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Pam Ward jinxed us
Right before the drive started, she mentioned how Iowa hasn’t given up a TD yet. Of course, that pretty much guarantees that Pitt will get one here.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on
Sep 20, 2008 11:21 AM CDT
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DAMMIT!!!!!
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on
Sep 20, 2008 11:22 AM CDT
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Come on
he broke two tackles with the exact same move
"I'm not racin', I'm just sprintin'
Cuz I don't wanna finish
they diminish, I replenish"
-Lil Wayne "Let the beat build"
by shake n bake on
Sep 20, 2008 11:23 AM CDT
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Fuckity fuckity fuck fuck
Touchdown by crazy skinny backup quarterback. 7-3 Fucksticks.
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
by Hawkeye State on
Sep 20, 2008 11:23 AM CDT
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No pressure
The entire drive by our D-Line. That was supposed to be a mismatch in our favor. Not good.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on
Sep 20, 2008 11:24 AM CDT
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Goddamn, Jake
Every completion is like a fucking battle.
by NorseHawk on
Sep 20, 2008 11:27 AM CDT
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Christensen hits DJK in the numbers..
…and that’s an additional 10 yards. God fucking damn it.
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by Hawkeye State on
Sep 20, 2008 11:27 AM CDT
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The students would be booing
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by Hawkeye State on
Sep 20, 2008 11:28 AM CDT
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A good pass
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on
Sep 20, 2008 11:29 AM CDT
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And Greene's hurt
AWESOME
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on
Sep 20, 2008 11:30 AM CDT
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Shonn Greene grabs his shoulder
I lose my breakfast
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by Hawkeye State on
Sep 20, 2008 11:30 AM CDT
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It's not that Jake isn't a good athlete
It’s that he never decides where he’s going to scramble. It’s like Whack-a-Mole back there.
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by Hawkeye State on
Sep 20, 2008 11:31 AM CDT
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How is that not pass interference?
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 11:32 AM CDT
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they got more of the ball than of Donahue.
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 11:33 AM CDT
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It got blocked, no flag
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by Hawkeye State on
Sep 20, 2008 11:32 AM CDT
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Disaster
Just a complete breakdown so far.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on
Sep 20, 2008 11:32 AM CDT
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It might seem early...
…but it’s time for the SDS
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by Hawkeye State on
Sep 20, 2008 11:33 AM CDT
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Absolutely
He’s probably more likely to fuck up, but he’s also a lot more likely to make some big plays and get the offense going.
by NorseHawk on
Sep 20, 2008 11:35 AM CDT
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Another chorus of ....
Jake Sucks
Get him out of the game
Robobubba has spoken!
by robobubba on
Sep 20, 2008 11:34 AM CDT
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Robobubba has spoken
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
by Hawkeye State on
Sep 20, 2008 11:36 AM CDT
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Man, I want the guy to do well, but when he turns into a fucking gelatinous mass in the backfield....
it gets a little ridiculous
by The Nihilist on
Sep 20, 2008 11:36 AM CDT
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I love it when the annnouncers are explaining something when the replay comes up
and then it’s obvious that they are wrong
“Great coverage by the Pitt CB”
“He just stuck right with Brodell and…
<CB puts his hand on the middle of Brodell’s chest and pushes him back as the ball goes by>
"Well, as long as the ball isn’t in the air that’s legal in college football”
"I'm not racin', I'm just sprintin'
Cuz I don't wanna finish
they diminish, I replenish"
-Lil Wayne "Let the beat build"
by shake n bake on
Sep 20, 2008 11:36 AM CDT
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Tyler Sash is in over his head.
Bring in Dalton!
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 11:36 AM CDT
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I refuse
to lose to a team whose QB is rocking the pencil-thin goatee
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on
Sep 20, 2008 11:36 AM CDT
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Nice catch, Tits McGee!
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 11:37 AM CDT
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Tits McGee, in happier times

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by Hawkeye State on
Sep 20, 2008 11:38 AM CDT
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After one quarter
I am not terribly optimistic.
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 11:38 AM CDT
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After one quarter
I’ve thrown my toaster in the bathtub. I’m just waiting to jump in after it.
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
by Hawkeye State on
Sep 20, 2008 11:39 AM CDT
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No time of posession for Iowa
under Jake, Iowa has had the ball for about 4 minutes. That’s too heavy o our D, too much of a downer this early in the game.
Sucks that Mr. Ball Control Greene is out, but think of something, Kirk!!!
Robobubba has spoken!
by robobubba on
Sep 20, 2008 11:41 AM CDT
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Weren't we supposed to...
Eat them for lunch on both sides of the line?
by MP hawkfan on
Sep 20, 2008 11:41 AM CDT
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Same Old Iowa So far
First game that I’ve seen this year but they look like last years team.
by Kmurp on
Sep 20, 2008 11:42 AM CDT
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Good lord, bring back AC/DC
I don’t know who “Stand” is, but they fucking suck at music.
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 11:42 AM CDT
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They're getting debacled!
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 11:43 AM CDT
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FINALLY the D-line shows up
That’s what they should have been doing pretty much all game against this O-line.
by NorseHawk on
Sep 20, 2008 11:43 AM CDT
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Spoke too soon.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on
Sep 20, 2008 11:45 AM CDT
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What a horseshit penalty
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 11:44 AM CDT
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They're going to score
We need Stanzi to keep this team rolling for more than four plays on O
Defending against Jake is like fish in a barrel. He can’t run, can’t pass, can’t lead.
I’ll gamble with Stanzi and the pass to pull this one out
Robobubba has spoken!
by robobubba on
Sep 20, 2008 11:46 AM CDT
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Yeah, Stanzi really torched ISU.
Come on, man.
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 11:47 AM CDT
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Yeah, Jake has really torched...anyone
Look, I get that the fans booing him sucked, but you don’t need to go completely the other way and pretend that he’s anything other than a terrible quarterback. He’s clearly not getting it done, why not give Stanzi a chance? He’s got a lower floor, but his ceiling is way higher and maybe he makes a few plays. It’s worth a shot at this point.
by NorseHawk on
Sep 20, 2008 11:49 AM CDT
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Did anyone not see that coming?
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 11:47 AM CDT
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how the fuck
did nobody crush his ass
by MP hawkfan on
Sep 20, 2008 11:47 AM CDT
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Looks like Pitt watched the tape of the Maine game
"I'm not racin', I'm just sprintin'
Cuz I don't wanna finish
they diminish, I replenish"
-Lil Wayne "Let the beat build"
by shake n bake on
Sep 20, 2008 11:48 AM CDT
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Whoever the QB is
We need a TD on this upcoming drive or this game could be over.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on
Sep 20, 2008 11:48 AM CDT
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Wait wait wait
When the fuck was Pitt nine-time national champions?
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by Hawkeye State on
Sep 20, 2008 11:48 AM CDT
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Really? Nine, I don't remember any of those...
by The Nihilist on
Sep 20, 2008 11:49 AM CDT
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WIkipedia answers
1910, 1915, 1916, 1918, 1929, 1930, 1936, 1937, 1976
Way to go Pitt.
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by Hawkeye State on
Sep 20, 2008 11:51 AM CDT
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Stanzi will be good in "nothing to lose" role
Wannsted isn’t going to punt today. He’s playin to win with all on the line.
Jake will get one moe series of downs. No score, hit the bench.
Stanzi, please.
No, he didn’t torch ISU, he’s young.
But he can fookin pass. That’s the only way out here.. short ones, then deep
Robobubba has spoken!
by robobubba on
Sep 20, 2008 11:51 AM CDT
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This is a classic Iowa road performance
How did we not see that coming?
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
by Hawkeye State on
Sep 20, 2008 11:51 AM CDT
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Remember, Iowa fans
This ain’t over just yet. The Wannstache is involved, after all.
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by Hawkeye State on
Sep 20, 2008 11:52 AM CDT
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D just needs a breather
And I don’t mean a 21-3 halftime blow
Robobubba has spoken!
by robobubba on
Sep 20, 2008 11:52 AM CDT
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We were worried that's what you meant
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 11:53 AM CDT
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Stanzi is in
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
by Hawkeye State on
Sep 20, 2008 11:52 AM CDT
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Stanzi tries to get Morse killed
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 11:53 AM CDT
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Fortunately, Morse is The Highlander
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by Hawkeye State on
Sep 20, 2008 11:54 AM CDT
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Why is Leppert the FB
Instead of Morse?
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on
Sep 20, 2008 11:54 AM CDT
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The O-Line
is reverting to last year’s form. I guess it was the competition.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on
Sep 20, 2008 11:54 AM CDT
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Solid punt by Donahue.
Defense could use a quick stop here.
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 11:55 AM CDT
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Shonn Greene's injury was an obvious turning point
We haven’t even attempted to run the ball since then, and it’s gotten ugly.
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by Hawkeye State on
Sep 20, 2008 11:55 AM CDT
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pitiful, pitiful, pitiful
Amaury translates into "Punisher of Spheroids" in the lost tongue of Atlantis. Marti means "Belgian Waffle." www.futureredbirds.net
by erik on
Sep 20, 2008 11:55 AM CDT
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Drink to punts!!!!!!
That’s what we did when was young and we sucked….
by Kmurp on
Sep 20, 2008 11:56 AM CDT
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"What? Macaroni and cheese with bacon isn't authentic Italian food?!"
“My feeble mind is BLOWNNN!!!!!!”
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 11:57 AM CDT
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Well, if SG is hurt, maybe bring in Jewel?
by The Nihilist on
Sep 20, 2008 11:57 AM CDT
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Can we call him Hebrewel?
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 11:58 AM CDT
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LeSean is French for The Sean
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 11:59 AM CDT
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Insert Chris Farley "El Nino" Joke Here
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by Hawkeye State on
Sep 20, 2008 12:01 PM CDT
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Dear Pitt fans
That was some seriously ill-advised booing. Trust us.
Love,
Iowa fans
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 12:00 PM CDT
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They're going to regret that
Iowa now thinks it’s a home game
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by Hawkeye State on
Sep 20, 2008 12:01 PM CDT
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I'm almost missing the BigXI Network Announcers
Because Ward and what’s-his-name are terrible. My ears are bleeding.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on
Sep 20, 2008 12:00 PM CDT
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Who was Stanzi faking it to?
Is Tacopants lined up at FB? Because Stanzi almost handed it to no one.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on
Sep 20, 2008 12:01 PM CDT
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Shonn Greene is back in the game
and he seems to be okay.
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 12:01 PM CDT
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Is Stanzi really second string
when all they do is switch them out when one is not doing well?
by MP hawkfan on
Sep 20, 2008 12:02 PM CDT
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He's not second string
There’s a big fucking OR on the depth chart
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by Hawkeye State on
Sep 20, 2008 12:03 PM CDT
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Seriously, the announcers said earlier that they needed someone who could put touch on the ball
now he says they pulled the trigger too soon! What, do we need to wait until we’re down by 21?
by The Nihilist on
Sep 20, 2008 12:02 PM CDT
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"D is for Dover, also for Delaware!"
Thanks Pamcakes!
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 12:02 PM CDT
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That was a horrible idea
And yet somehow worked. I’ll take it!
by NorseHawk on
Sep 20, 2008 12:03 PM CDT
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Let's be honest
No way JC makes that play.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
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Sep 20, 2008 12:03 PM CDT
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Well, he's left-handed
That roll right is more difficult. Not that KOK has ever figured that out
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by Hawkeye State on
Sep 20, 2008 12:04 PM CDT
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STROSS IS BACK
Hell Fucking Yeah
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
by Hawkeye State on
Sep 20, 2008 12:03 PM CDT
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Is it too much to ask that
the announcers do a little research on the teams they are calling for?
by The Nihilist on
Sep 20, 2008 12:04 PM CDT
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Pam's too busy
sowing her wild oats throughout college campuses nationwide.
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 12:05 PM CDT
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Welcome to Blitzburgh!
They’re just going come at as all day.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on
Sep 20, 2008 12:05 PM CDT
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Shonn Greene says hello.
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 12:05 PM CDT
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SHOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN
GREEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
by The Nihilist on
Sep 20, 2008 12:05 PM CDT
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I heart Shonn Greene
33 yards. I love that the rush end stopped to make sure Stanzi wasn’t running a zone option
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by Hawkeye State on
Sep 20, 2008 12:06 PM CDT
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"These linebackers are going into pass mode!"
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 12:06 PM CDT
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it ate my reply
but Bentley was flat-out wrong.
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 12:07 PM CDT
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for the 3rd time
The Long pass, Stanzi being in the gun on the sack, and the LBs there
"I'm not racin', I'm just sprintin'
Cuz I don't wanna finish
they diminish, I replenish"
-Lil Wayne "Let the beat build"
by shake n bake on
Sep 20, 2008 12:08 PM CDT
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Okay, how is THAT not a late hit?!
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 12:08 PM CDT
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SHONN GREENE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is the MANZI!!!!!
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on
Sep 20, 2008 12:09 PM CDT
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TOUCHDOWN!
14-10 IOWA
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 12:09 PM CDT
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She said inserted
"I'm not racin', I'm just sprintin'
Cuz I don't wanna finish
they diminish, I replenish"
-Lil Wayne "Let the beat build"
by shake n bake on
Sep 20, 2008 12:10 PM CDT
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Does Shonn Greene have grandkids?
What a solid dude.
Stanzi is more green than Greene, but what’s wrong with him can be fixed with time.
What’s wrong with Jake is unfixable.
Stay with him
Robobubba has spoken!
by robobubba on
Sep 20, 2008 12:11 PM CDT
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Greene at 89 yards already
Just need to use him to beat Pitt into submission.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on
Sep 20, 2008 12:13 PM CDT
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Pitt lineman are literally blocking each other
And we STILL give up 6 yards
by NorseHawk on
Sep 20, 2008 12:14 PM CDT
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3 and out
Just what the D needed.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
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Sep 20, 2008 12:15 PM CDT
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Shonn Greene is a Beast
Shonn Greene is a baller but our offense is still terrible. I just hope the D can stay off the field to get some rest. When did Fletcher become a lock down corner? I am impressed by his ball skills.
I agree Robobubba, let Stanzi earn his stripes on the field. Jake is total lost cause. It does not help when 3 Hawk WRs run to the same area on passing routes.
What? They don't have TV in the D-League? Don't watch me, watch TV.
by Mac G on
Sep 20, 2008 12:15 PM CDT
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Second straight 3 and out.
Time to take advantage.
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 12:15 PM CDT
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my wife just said
“Dear God, he looks like he should be picking kids up with candy in a black van” in regards to the Wannstache
by MP hawkfan on
Sep 20, 2008 12:16 PM CDT
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TONY TONY
What? They don't have TV in the D-League? Don't watch me, watch TV.
by Mac G on
Sep 20, 2008 12:16 PM CDT
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The FLYIN HAWAIIAN IS BACK!
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on
Sep 20, 2008 12:16 PM CDT
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THE STORMIN' MORMON!
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 12:17 PM CDT
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Tony just hurdled the pitt dude. Awesome
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by Mac G on
Sep 20, 2008 12:17 PM CDT
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Ray Bentley is drunk.
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 12:17 PM CDT
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Can you blame him?
Dude has to hang out with Pam Ward all day.
by NorseHawk on
Sep 20, 2008 12:18 PM CDT
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Oof.
That should have been six.
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 12:18 PM CDT
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Daniel Murray hates Iowa and freedom.
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 12:19 PM CDT
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Jake would have been sacked or thrown the ball out of the end zone. Damn, Hakws needed that TD.
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by Mac G on
Sep 20, 2008 12:19 PM CDT
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Momentum Killer.
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by Mac G on
Sep 20, 2008 12:19 PM CDT
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BOOOO OUR OWN TEAM BOOOOOO
BOOING IS WINNING BOOOOOOO
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 12:20 PM CDT
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Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck!
To steal a phrase from Hawkeye State
I still say that’s pass interference!
by The Nihilist on
Sep 20, 2008 12:20 PM CDT
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Nah, it was good defense.
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 12:21 PM CDT
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I feel a lot better going into halftime
But goddamn does it suck to miss that sort of opportunity. Could have totally changed the game.
by NorseHawk on
Sep 20, 2008 12:21 PM CDT
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So is it really a home field advantage if...
The home fans boo you the whole time?
by Argulor on
Sep 20, 2008 12:21 PM CDT
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Booing is winning, sir.
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 12:22 PM CDT
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OPS
There was more BHGP talk on Hawkcentral this week, I’m surprised Harty didn’t have a spontaneous Hernia!
by The Nihilist on
Sep 20, 2008 12:23 PM CDT
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I assume you mean in the comments.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 12:26 PM CDT
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Ray Bentleys suckitude has been immortalized
http://www.awfulannouncing.com/
"I'm not racin', I'm just sprintin'
Cuz I don't wanna finish
they diminish, I replenish"
-Lil Wayne "Let the beat build"
by shake n bake on
Sep 20, 2008 12:24 PM CDT
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Stanzi's like a white Mike Vick back there.
He’s dangerous!
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 12:27 PM CDT
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Only to dogs
Too soon?
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on
Sep 20, 2008 12:27 PM CDT
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You guys just hear that?
tOSU fans are taking a page from Iowa fans and booing Todd Boeckman. Classy.
by Argulor on
Sep 20, 2008 12:28 PM CDT
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Booing is winning!
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 12:32 PM CDT
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Missed opportunities
Killed us last year. May do so again today. That’s been the most frustrating part of the past few seasons, poor execution, especially when it matters most.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on
Sep 20, 2008 12:28 PM CDT
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No matter what
Even if Stanzi throws us into defeat with an INT or something, you have to let him run this team — and Greene — from here on out.
Iowa should be up 21-14.
Wannsted is iowa’s 12th man today.
There is hope
Robobubba has spoken!
by robobubba on
Sep 20, 2008 12:29 PM CDT
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Purdue's tied with Central Michigan at the half
by MP hawkfan on
Sep 20, 2008 12:30 PM CDT
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In their defense, Dan LeFevour is a badass
by NorseHawk on
Sep 20, 2008 12:32 PM CDT
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more cowbell, etc. etc.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 12:33 PM CDT
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Amazing what a little Time of Posession can do for a team
Danger ahead: that hot Pittsburgh running back around the outsides, or with short passses. Our D can handle everything else. But watch out for him.
Robobubba has spoken!
by robobubba on
Sep 20, 2008 12:35 PM CDT
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Second half predictions?
The Pitt offense seems to have imploded, but who knows what happens after the break. Iowa has only scored 3 points in the third quarter after the break.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 12:36 PM CDT
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Hopefully
A quick stop by the D to start off (Pitt gets the ball). Would really hope set/maintain the momentum they built at the end of the 2nd quarter. Our first offensive drive HAS to go for a score (a FG would be fine), to keep the pressure on Pitt.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on
Sep 20, 2008 12:40 PM CDT
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It's really hard to say
Their offense basically turtled up in the second half. I’m still not sold on the pass defense, so if they open things back up, I could see them marching down the field on us again.
Gotta love the improvements for our offense though. Getting Greene back was huge and the offense just looks much smoother with Stanzi out there. He’s not carrying them or anything, but he’s better at giving himself time with his feet and can actually make some of those short, routine passes.
by NorseHawk on
Sep 20, 2008 12:44 PM CDT
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That 33 yarder from Greene
was as fast as I’ve seen him look this year. Still playing his way into shape?
"I'm not racin', I'm just sprintin'
Cuz I don't wanna finish
they diminish, I replenish"
-Lil Wayne "Let the beat build"
by shake n bake on
Sep 20, 2008 12:47 PM CDT
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"And treat opponents with the dignity they've earned."
“NONE MOTHERFUCKER, NONE! WOOO FUCK YOU!!!!”
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 12:48 PM CDT
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We're back on. Everyone turn off the Ryder Cup.
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 12:49 PM CDT
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Spievey sure can hit.
What a great pickup he and Greene were. Easily the two best additions to the team.
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 12:50 PM CDT
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Three and out again!
Iowa blitzed all three times on that drive if I’m not mistaken. Interesting.
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 12:51 PM CDT
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Oh what the fuck
Why would you take Stanzi out again? Why?
by NorseHawk on
Sep 20, 2008 12:52 PM CDT
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Pam and Ray are OUTRAGED
Jake Christensen back in the game.
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 12:52 PM CDT
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TONY TONY
Ferentz is such a QB guru
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by Mac G on
Sep 20, 2008 12:53 PM CDT
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that was DJK, but all right
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 12:53 PM CDT
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Fourth and 1.
Go for it?
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by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 12:54 PM CDT
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ARGH FUCK
Beautiful delay of game. Awesome.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 12:55 PM CDT
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That one is all KOK
You could see Greene and JC looking at the sideline trying to get KOK to send in the play. He of course looked confused.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on
Sep 20, 2008 12:56 PM CDT
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JAKE mus have dirt on KIRK
why else?
Robobubba has spoken!
by robobubba on
Sep 20, 2008 12:54 PM CDT
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Oh shit, we are going for it!!
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by Mac G on
Sep 20, 2008 12:55 PM CDT
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Exceot we're not
Way to go KOK getting that play in quickly.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on
Sep 20, 2008 12:55 PM CDT
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Kirk Ferentz is stuck in the 80s
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by Mac G on
Sep 20, 2008 12:55 PM CDT
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Anybody else remember
Ray saying you should go for it any time you are in the opponents territory earlier in the game?
"I'm not racin', I'm just sprintin'
Cuz I don't wanna finish
they diminish, I replenish"
-Lil Wayne "Let the beat build"
by shake n bake on
Sep 20, 2008 12:56 PM CDT
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KIRK's on his own now
insurance premium just went up
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by robobubba on
Sep 20, 2008 12:56 PM CDT
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Our coaching decisions are terrible. A high school coach is better than we are.
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by Mac G on
Sep 20, 2008 12:58 PM CDT
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Oh, shut up already.
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 12:58 PM CDT
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Nice stop by Greenwood
Otherwise McSean LeCoy could have had a huge run.
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by HoyaGoon on
Sep 20, 2008 12:59 PM CDT
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Fourth straight three and out!
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 1:01 PM CDT
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Pam says 5, but I'll trust you over her anyday
"I'm not racin', I'm just sprintin'
Cuz I don't wanna finish
they diminish, I replenish"
-Lil Wayne "Let the beat build"
by shake n bake on
Sep 20, 2008 1:01 PM CDT
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But they're punting away from Brodell
Smart on their part, but its hurting us on field position.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on
Sep 20, 2008 1:02 PM CDT
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Well fuck me with Pam Ward's dick, she's right
Pitt doesn’t have a first down since the 1st quarter.
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 1:03 PM CDT
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Greene is over the century mark already.
What a beast.
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 1:04 PM CDT
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Can someone tell me why JC is till in the game?
Is Kirk trying to prevent him from transferring or what?
by The Nihilist on
Sep 20, 2008 1:05 PM CDT
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Although he has looked competent thus far in the 2nd half
I have to imagine it’s because of SG
by The Nihilist on
Sep 20, 2008 1:05 PM CDT
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BOO JAKE C BOOOOOOOOO
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 1:05 PM CDT
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Greene
Over 100 yards again… Thank gd he came back..
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on
Sep 20, 2008 1:05 PM CDT
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So far
JC looks a lot better this half. Much calmer
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on
Sep 20, 2008 1:05 PM CDT
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Did Christensen just hit someone on the run?
by Argulor on
Sep 20, 2008 1:05 PM CDT
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Bentley "I'm not sure how catchable that ball was"
Yeah, it’s tough when you’re being held.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on
Sep 20, 2008 1:07 PM CDT
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Apparently Greene
can run backwards and gain yards
by The Nihilist on
Sep 20, 2008 1:08 PM CDT
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And how is THAT not pass interference?!
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 1:08 PM CDT
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Nice pass
Right between our two players…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on
Sep 20, 2008 1:08 PM CDT
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Dumb dumb dumb playcall
Absolutely no need to go for TD there.
by NorseHawk on
Sep 20, 2008 1:08 PM CDT
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A pitch on 4th and short is pretty silly too
But it worked because Shonn Greene is Jesus
by NorseHawk on
Sep 20, 2008 1:09 PM CDT
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WHEW
That was close.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on
Sep 20, 2008 1:09 PM CDT
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That would be a broken nose.
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 1:09 PM CDT
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Ray doesn't like going for it on fourth there
inside the 40
"I'm not racin', I'm just sprintin'
Cuz I don't wanna finish
they diminish, I replenish"
-Lil Wayne "Let the beat build"
by shake n bake on
Sep 20, 2008 1:09 PM CDT
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When Ray is against something
It usually means it will workl
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on
Sep 20, 2008 1:10 PM CDT
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Even though Pitt
did it twice and he liked it both times…
'They are who we thought they were!'
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Sep 20, 2008 1:10 PM CDT
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Greene!
What a stud…
'They are who we thought they were!'
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Sep 20, 2008 1:10 PM CDT
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YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on
Sep 20, 2008 1:10 PM CDT
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I hope TV Tan Lines gets a screencap of that guy
with the two tampons up his nose
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 1:11 PM CDT
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Nice run
by JC6 there. Way to break the tackle!
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on
Sep 20, 2008 1:11 PM CDT
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Greene has changed the tenor of the game.
He’s just demoralizing the Pitt defense.
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 1:13 PM CDT
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Apparently Jake is a better hand-off to Shonn
no question they were planning to Greene that drive and only let Jake pass to the left. If W-Stache had a brain he could see that.
Robobubba has spoken!
by robobubba on
Sep 20, 2008 1:13 PM CDT
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No, Pitt, don't run up the middle over and over!
Anything but that!
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 1:16 PM CDT
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I agree Oops, Greene is the best player on the field.
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by Mac G on
Sep 20, 2008 1:16 PM CDT
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PICKLE!!
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by Mac G on
Sep 20, 2008 1:16 PM CDT
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Clayburn with the tackle!
Too bad its on Spivey.
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by HoyaGoon on
Sep 20, 2008 1:17 PM CDT
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Spievey just ran into Clayborn...
He must have forgot which color of jersey to blow up.
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Sep 20, 2008 1:17 PM CDT
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That was a great tackle
on his own player…
'They are who we thought they were!'
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Sep 20, 2008 1:17 PM CDT
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SPIEVEY!!!!!
Hell of a tackle by Clayborn.
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 1:17 PM CDT
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first play, Roll Jake Right?
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by Mac G on
Sep 20, 2008 1:17 PM CDT
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I hate to be so cynical but I mean, wtf
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by Mac G on
Sep 20, 2008 1:18 PM CDT
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Great offense
we’re showing here. Way to take advantage of the INT…
'They are who we thought they were!'
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Sep 20, 2008 1:18 PM CDT
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KOK is clueless. I bet anyone on this blog could roll him in Madden by 50
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by Mac G on
Sep 20, 2008 1:19 PM CDT
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I would roll him in NCAA, Madden blows goats! Literally and figuratively...
by The Nihilist on
Sep 20, 2008 1:20 PM CDT
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How would you even know that?
AKA Shadow
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Sep 20, 2008 1:20 PM CDT
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I have a weekly game with KOK on XBOX live, he always plays as Florida State
It’s pathetic really
by The Nihilist on
Sep 20, 2008 1:21 PM CDT
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Why not run Greene even once there?
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