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How to Punish Your Cyclone-Loving Cousin....

[Bumped, because I know our readers are evil.--OPS]

Listen, I know its over and I don't really want to dedicate any more time to talking about Iowa State, but I need some help deciding on a punishment for my Cyclone-fan cousin. 

We made a bet this year that the loser had to wear the t-shirt of the winner's choice to our family's big Thanksgiving extravaganza.  Riveting, I know, but it's the best we could come up with due to time constraints and budget restrictions.  Anyway, I'm currently taking suggestions on what t-shirt to make him wear.  I browsed through the BHGP store and thought that although he would look fantastic in "The Leman," our family get togethers tend to be more of a casual affair.

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Wear it or hate freedom.--OPS

We (like any good old-fashioned Iowa family) get real drunk on Thanksgiving and everyone is pretty laid back, so anything short of "Herky fucked my mom" will probably fly.  (I don't think my aunt actively roots for the Cyclones so I feel like that particular shirt would be unfair to her.) 

So, let's hear your suggestions.  Thanks in advance.

 

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