Sure, Beanie's Doubtful... ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK!

by Adam Jacobi on Sep 11, 2008 4:22 PM CDT in Iowa Hawkeyes Football

When it comes to press conferences and injury updates, Jim Tressel is bound neither by honor nor law to be truthful. So when he tells the world Beanie Wells is doubtful, it should be viewed with the same credulity--or lack thereof--as Fox News touting Gov. Palin's foreign policy experience because Russia's right there, buddy.

Beanie's fine. Has been all along. He hasn't practiced because he has better things to do, like play Mercenaries 2. Oh! no! you! didn't! Plus, who really wants to play against Ohio, anyway? You can talk all the trash you want to an Ohio player. He won't answer you; he's a Bobcat.

If you want some unsolicited gambling advice, bet on Beanie starting against the Tro-hans, and gouging them for at least one big run that causes Brent Musberger to climax on air, even before Wells hits the goal line. We don't think USC's going to lose, but there's one team where your smart money goes. Brent knows: it's thehhhhhBUCKEYES!

27-21, USC. Bank on it.

Tweet Comment 5 comments | 0 recs |

Do you like this story?

Comments

Goin' to the game....

I will be there at the OSU vs USC game.

Now what to do at the game?

How ’bout a picture scavenger hunt????

So, BHGP, give me 5 things you would like to see a picture of while at the event.

by hawkfaninboston on Sep 11, 2008 5:20 PM CDT reply actions

Ooh!

I want a picture of a USC Trojan (fan, player, chearleader) in a compromising position — not that they actually have to be in one, but it must appear that way. So we can photoshop their asses (literally…ZING!) to look even more foolish!

by imadirtyoldman on Sep 12, 2008 8:23 AM CDT up reply actions

The Prodigal's Son Returns!

I want a picture of Pete Carrol picking his nose to finally show how uncool he is

by Duez I say on Sep 11, 2008 7:11 PM CDT reply actions

you get the feeling

that this is an elaborate set-up? Like he’s doubtful now so that come Saturday when he “limps” out on to the field, runs for 150 yards and OSU manages to win, all the bobbleheads will talk about is his gutty injured performance…and then proceed to hand him the Heisman.
Or maybe the sweater vest has me jaded and paranoid.
Maybe

by chitownhawkeye on Sep 11, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions