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Solution, obviously.

I have the obvious solution to the problem of miscreant Iowa 'fans' booing their own.

Throw them out of Kinnick.  

What happens if you light up a fine corona in your seat?  Thrown out.

What happens if you crack a flask with a small dose of Highland Park (and offer some to a 6 year-old)?  Thrown out.

What happens if you drop your pants and start scatching? Thrown out.

So, no problem.  Before each game, the highly respected -- nay, admired -- SUI president will lope onto the field (and she can wear another of those awful pantsuits, who cares) and grab the mike:

"Hey, dudes and girls, this is Iowa!  We don't boo our students!  You want to boo?  Great!  Get to know those Per-Mar fellas, because they will be throwing your butt out onto Newton Road!  That's it!  No process, no committees, no nada!  No booing or you lose your tickets!  Go Hawkeyes!"

In our dreams, of course, but why not?

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