FanPost

Solution, obviously.

I have the obvious solution to the problem of miscreant Iowa 'fans' booing their own.

Throw them out of Kinnick.  

What happens if you light up a fine corona in your seat?  Thrown out.

What happens if you crack a flask with a small dose of Highland Park (and offer some to a 6 year-old)?  Thrown out.

What happens if you drop your pants and start scatching? Thrown out.

So, no problem.  Before each game, the highly respected -- nay, admired -- SUI president will lope onto the field (and she can wear another of those awful pantsuits, who cares) and grab the mike:

"Hey, dudes and girls, this is Iowa!  We don't boo our students!  You want to boo?  Great!  Get to know those Per-Mar fellas, because they will be throwing your butt out onto Newton Road!  That's it!  No process, no committees, no nada!  No booing or you lose your tickets!  Go Hawkeyes!"

In our dreams, of course, but why not?

Unless otherwise expressly indicated by BHGP editors, this FanPost is strictly the viewpoint of the author and is not endorsed by BHGP in any way.

X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

Join Black Heart Gold Pants

You must be a member of Black Heart Gold Pants to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Black Heart Gold Pants. You should read them.

Join Black Heart Gold Pants

You must be a member of Black Heart Gold Pants to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Black Heart Gold Pants. You should read them.

Spinner

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9347_tracker