J LEMAN SAVES THE WORLD, PART 1
by Oops Pow Surprise
on Aug 8, 2008 11:22 AM CDT
Scene: Los Angeles airport. The USA basketball team boards a private jet to go to Beijing. A security guard takes count.
All right, Kobe's here... morning, Dwight... and that's Lebron in back. Good.
Quick head count here... there's Coach K...
Hang on, Coach. We've got one too many.
Security? Look, Coach, that's what I'm here for. And there's nothing on this list that
The shadowy figure steps forth, into the security guard's face. The guard is unimpressed.
You feeling strong, big man? I've got a black belt in hapkido and jiu-jitsu. I'm the best damned security guard in this entire state. What do you have a black belt in, huh?
The figure grabs the guard by his shirt and lifts him off the ground. He takes off his hooded sweatshirt and says one word:
"Freedom."
TO BE CONTINUED...
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To be continued?
What the hell is with this “to be continued” bullshit? You think you’re mother fuckin’ Jack Bauer on 24 or something?
And BTW, J Leman could totally kick Jack Bauer’s ass.
Mike
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by BSD on Aug 8, 2008 11:50 AM CDT 0 recs
We're doing chapters
because this is going to take for-fucking-ever.
"This cream cheese story is good .But we can add some other story about the cream cheese." - Dr. Retarded
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Aug 8, 2008 11:52 AM CDT
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What? Not real time updates?
minus commercial interruptions.
by PSU Nick on
Aug 8, 2008 12:08 PM CDT
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