Brief question here people: As you know, football season starts today (!!!!!), and my cubicle is devoid of any sort of Iowa paraphrenalia. I've just never been a "decorator" type. But there are people, multiple, with "Beat Iowa" things in those Cylcone McDonalds colors. Iowa is underrepresented as the dominant team in the state. This aggression will not stand, man.

I can't get a team poster by tomorrow, I don't think, and buttons are, uh, not how I roll. Anybody have any good Iowa-themed office decorations they use, or recommendations? What's the weirdest team-specific cubicle candy you've ever seen, either in a store or in person? Lemme know.

Also, long feverdream article coming this afternoon.