Rare Pictures of Casey McMalice Surface
by Oops Pow Surprise
on Aug 18, 2008 8:11 PM CDT
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One of the best parts about the HawkeyeSports.com coverage of training camp is the unprecedented access it affords us, the common fan. We see cool stuff like the I-Right 33 Trap Read Horrible Nuclear Disaster and filming for Blade 4: Blade Coaches Football But Kills His Whole Team Since He's Blade And Everything. We also see Colin Sandeman (below) doing what Julio Jones did, except with 1/1000th the hype. Sometimes receivers jump, people. It happens.
Enter Sandeman
All of this pales in comparison, of course, to photographic confirmation of the McMenace, the Montana Mountain of Mayhem, Cannondick von Murderstein, Casey McMillan. BEHOLD!
Okay. His belly might look a bit distended. This is normal, as sources tell us he had just devoured Trey Stross whole. Stross is expected to eventually recover from 3rd degree burns from McMillan's stomach acid.
(All pictures courtesy of Camp Central at HawkeyeSports.com. Be sure to keep checking HawkeyeSports.com for more rare but wonderful pictures of #66(6)!)
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I can't figure out that camera angle.
He appears to be in front of the other guys…but obviously must be further back as they all look about the same size and we know he’s over 9’ tall. Bizarre.
by chitownhawkeye on
Aug 18, 2008 8:23 PM CDT
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Well, he's shapeshifting, is what he's doing.
I just worry about how many people he had to kill to gain that power.
"This cream cheese story is good .But we can add some other story about the cream cheese." - Dr. Retarded
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Aug 18, 2008 8:29 PM CDT
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Why am I suddenly afraid
that he’s the Highlander?
by chitownhawkeye on
Aug 18, 2008 8:40 PM CDT
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It's due to his gravitational pull
He’s actually able to control his own gravitational field and bend the light waves around him to make himself appear the 6’3" of mere mortals.
He had to kill no one to gain the ability; he threatened light and it obeyed.
by Bucketochicken on
Aug 18, 2008 11:05 PM CDT
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Cannondick von Murderstein
That, my friend, is worth the price of admission.
Well done.
by storminspank on
Aug 19, 2008 10:31 AM CDT
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