THE MOST AMAZING THING IN IOWA BASKETBALL EVER

by Oops Pow Surprise on Aug 18, 2008 2:09 PM CDT Comment 9 comments

Iowa just got a commitment from Marshalltown wingman Chanse Creekmur, neither of which are real names. And sure, you can say "wait, a 6'6" kid from small-town Iowa? What in the name of Hurl Fucking Beechum does Lickliter think he's doing?" Answer...

BALLIN OUT OF CONTROL!!!

Remember when Kobe jumped the Aston Martin? That was all CGI and shit. Fake. Fakey McFakerson from Faketown, Fakeafornia. This is as real as it gets. Chanse Creekmur blows your mind in 3... 2... (mouths one)...

Scoff if you must, but this automatically makes "Chanse" the most athletic Iowa player since one Tyree Ricardo Davis. Reckanize.

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Holy god

We may have the opportunity in the near future to lose to another 14 seed in the Tourney.

by HawkeyeInDC on Aug 18, 2008 3:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

YOU HEAR THAT, RICHMOND?!

We’re comin’ after you!

"This cream cheese story is good .But we can add some other story about the cream cheese." - Dr. Retarded

by Oops Pow Surprise on Aug 18, 2008 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think

the basketball team just got their own version of Casey MacMillan.

by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Aug 18, 2008 4:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Apparently

Someone forgot about Kyle Galloway.

by Buddy Light on Aug 18, 2008 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

GALLAMOS!

"This cream cheese story is good .But we can add some other story about the cream cheese." - Dr. Retarded

by Oops Pow Surprise on Aug 18, 2008 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Single Best Dunk on an 8 Foot Rim

Ever. EVER!!!

by storminspank on Aug 18, 2008 5:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Don't sell the kid short, cocksucker.

That bad boy’s at least 8’6", maybe even 8’9".

"This cream cheese story is good .But we can add some other story about the cream cheese." - Dr. Retarded

by Oops Pow Surprise on Aug 18, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

cynics

If, and I know it is, that tape is real, we’re looking at the next … slightly underweight … slightly skin tone challenged version of Clay Hargrave. And I played with Clay Hargrave. At Central. He wound up leading the Big Ten (when it was 10) in rebounding as a soph. This is a big deal. You probably don’t understand.

Bellanca

by Bellanca on Aug 18, 2008 7:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs