Iowa just got a commitment from Marshalltown wingman Chanse Creekmur, neither of which are real names. And sure, you can say "wait, a 6'6" kid from small-town Iowa? What in the name of Hurl Fucking Beechum does Lickliter think he's doing?" Answer...
BALLIN OUT OF CONTROL!!!
Remember when Kobe jumped the Aston Martin? That was all CGI and shit. Fake. Fakey McFakerson from Faketown, Fakeafornia. This is as real as it gets. Chanse Creekmur blows your mind in 3... 2... (mouths one)...
Scoff if you must, but this automatically makes "Chanse" the most athletic Iowa player since one Tyree Ricardo Davis. Reckanize.
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