J LEMAN SAVES THE WORLD, PART 5: THE PART WITH THE MOVIE
by Patrick Vint on Aug 12, 2008 12:00 PM CDT
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When we last left our hero...
The Chaiwman didn't say you courd hatch any prans, Coach. As rong as we're got the guns, you wirr do as Mao terrs you to--
Two reports of a silenced gun ring out, and the armed guards slump to the ground.
They're dead! But... but...
You heard him say something about red flags. That wasn't just a warning; that was a clue. Where are the most red flags in the world?
OJ Mayo's scouting report?
Past that.
Gasp!
That's right... we're going to Tiennamen Square right now.
But the money...!
No. Listen closely. He can't get that money or that soda.
I don't know, Mello Yello is pretty awful. What's the worst that could happen?
For one, I won't pretend like I like Mello Yello or drink it on a regular basis; I don't. it's a bunch of sugar. But it's also highly radioactive and easily refined into weapons-grade plutonium. If he gets his tiny Chinese hands
Yeah, what's up with Chinese peoples' hands?
No idea, they're like baby hands. If he gets those baby hands on enough Mello Yello, though, we're all doomed. He could wipe out the western hemisphere--and anything that touches it.
So we have to...
Yes.
We have to save the motherfucking world.
And now, BHGP Films proudly presents the culmination of the J Leman Saves the World saga...
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"This cream cheese story is good .But we can add some other story about the cream cheese." - Dr. Retarded
by Adam Jacobi on Aug 12, 2008 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions
That didn't happen
I’m not the most efficient moviemaker, and after 12 hours of splicing J Reman into everything, the system just shuts down. You are correct: Freedom cannot be censored.
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
by Patrick Vint on Aug 12, 2008 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Applause
I love showing these J Leman movies to people at my work who have no idea what the hell is going on. Phiraderphians are stupid.
The voiceovews arso sucked barrs.
Have you evew seen something that sucked so bad it was coor? Exhibit A.
by TheDutchFlounder on Aug 12, 2008 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Thank you, OPS...
...for helping me get through the end of the semester with my sanity (mostly) intact.
"Sweet lady fate, why dost thou piss on me so?"
Me?
Check the byline on this one, hoss. The video was all Hawkeye State. I’m just here to set the stage.
And next time we’ll try harder to ruin your sanity.
"This cream cheese story is good .But we can add some other story about the cream cheese." - Dr. Retarded
by Adam Jacobi on Aug 12, 2008 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions
D'oh!
Like I said, end of the semester…
"Sweet lady fate, why dost thou piss on me so?"
by bluearmadillo on Aug 12, 2008 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions
This cannot be good
for our relationship with China, roh rell rut the fruck.
Boom goes the dynamite.
Chinese or Scooby-Doo?
"This cream cheese story is good .But we can add some other story about the cream cheese." - Dr. Retarded
by Adam Jacobi on Aug 12, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy fuck.
It’s like “Kill Bill” meets “Cobra” meets “Big Trouble in Little China” meets “Night Court”.
And I was pretty sure the debut of BHGP Films would involve Hawkeye State, a schoolgirl dress, and trying to get his final exam grade changed.
by Run Up The Score on Aug 12, 2008 11:11 PM CDT reply actions
I'm not saying it already happened...
...but it’s a documentary
http://www.press-citizen.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080809/NEWS01/80809002
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
by Patrick Vint on Aug 13, 2008 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions
J Leman has been immortalized...
in the newly renovated memorial stadium in Champaign.
BTW you guys rock.
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