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When we last left our hero...

The Chaiwman didn't say you courd hatch any prans, Coach. As rong as we're got the guns, you wirr do as Mao terrs you to--

Two reports of a silenced gun ring out, and the armed guards slump to the ground.

They're dead! But... but...

You heard him say something about red flags. That wasn't just a warning; that was a clue. Where are the most red flags in the world?

OJ Mayo's scouting report?

Past that.

Gasp!

That's right... we're going to Tiennamen Square right now.

But the money...!

No. Listen closely. He can't get that money or that soda.

I don't know, Mello Yello is pretty awful. What's the worst that could happen?

For one, I won't pretend like I like Mello Yello or drink it on a regular basis; I don't. it's a bunch of sugar. But it's also highly radioactive and easily refined into weapons-grade plutonium. If he gets his tiny Chinese hands

Yeah, what's up with Chinese peoples' hands?

No idea, they're like baby hands. If he gets those baby hands on enough Mello Yello, though, we're all doomed. He could wipe out the western hemisphere--and anything that touches it.

So we have to...

Yes.

We have to save the motherfucking world.

And now, BHGP Films proudly presents the culmination of the J Leman Saves the World saga...