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The basketball teams are locked in intense battle!
That is a foul on Yao.
FOUW ON YAO?!
Yessir, foul on Yao.
HOW YAO FOUW?!
NO FOUW ON YAO
You clearly hacked the living shit out of Bosh. Anyway, that's five. You're done.
NOW YAO FOUW OU?!?!
You fouled out, Yao.
HOW YAO FOUW OU??!
YOU CAWW FIVE YAO FOUW AND NOW YAO FOUW OU?!
I sure did. This isn't the NBA. Five strikes and you're out. Have a seat, big guy.
THIS IS RAUGHABRE
ROOK AT ME RAUGHING
And that's the final gun! USA wins, 101-70!
Congratulations team member!
That was some good sports!
Herro variant competitows!!
Hahaha, hey there you giant Chinaman!
Sharr we go to pawty and and enjoy the company of some radies of reisure?
I don't think so, Yao. I'm married.
I'm a devout Christian.
Fuck no, even your birds have deadly flus, I can't even imagine what your whores have.
Chinese biwd fru isn't a dangew to society!
No, but Chinese dick herpes is.
Fine, fine, no browjobs.
Bro-job? I don't want any bro touching me, man.
No, no! Browjob! When someone puts theiw mouth on youw
WHOA WHOA WHOA NO BRO IS PUTTING HIS MOUTH ON THE BLACK MAMBA
Oh fow the rove of God! We want to cerebrate the garrant Amewican athretes! Suwery thewe's something we can offew you, Rebron!
I dunno, Yao. Our training videos warned us about Chinese traps. Do you plan on taking us to large expanses that are covered with sticks and leaves? Because those are just used to cover holes for us to fall into.
Oh no, no sticks and reaves, no hores!
I thought we already established the "no whore" thing.
China wirr show you top weweworf ninjas in arr of mainrand Asia!
I dunno, this sounds like a trap. Will they hurt us?
Oh, no, no huwting.
I cannot understand a fucking word this guy says.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Everybody just missed curfew. I smell treachery.
And treachery smells Chinese.
TO BE CONTINUED SOME MORE...