SpartyMSU 2008 Predictions: Martian Invasion

by Hawkeye State on Aug 1, 2008 2:21 PM CDT in News Comment 10 comments

NOTE: Background here.

SpartyMSU's Brew Crew assembled (It's not Really a Brew Crew, because Drinking Beer might get uis included in the "Party School' List...And We know wE don't want THAT...)...Lets...get this party STARTED!!!!1! On the discussion board is: The impending Martian invasion of Earth.

Found this Pic on the InterNet...Don't know who she is Talking too...But it looks HOT!!!

For the rest of Planet Earth...It's a Day of Death and Destruction.....but For Sparty....it's A Day For Tail Gate PARTEYS and Another Victory...........

Sparty Should be UNdefeated when The Martians invade...Theyre Victories Include Florida Atlantic...Eastern Muchigan...Iowa...Minnesota...scUM (YEAH!!!!!).....Cleveland Browns....1985 Chicago Bears....Al-Qaeda.....Soviet Russia.......and The Persians at Thermopylae (We ARE SpARTA!!!!!!!!!!!).....!!!..........

Last time The MArtians Invased....We Didnt no What two do...Tom Crews Ran away from teh Alien Invaders....for To Hours......until...they....got sick and Died!!! The MARTUANS who Survived Were Arrested and THROWN IN JAIL!!!...LOL FULLMER CUP......

For This Invasion...the Key Player is Clearly Emperor Zornok....He is the Cheif Military GenEral for the Martins...If Sparty stops Him...They Stop teh INVASION..............

Zornok will Probably...Use His Foot soldiers too attack teh Countryside...and save...his Spacecrafts...For teh Cities.....We Should take to the Hills like the Wolverines...WOLVERINES!!!!!!!(They should have been Spartans I hate teh Wolverines scUM)........

Our military will Be no Match for The Martians in the Cities....There Flying Saucers Have Force Fields.....two Protect Them...The war Will Be one or loss in EL...where Sparty will fite a Gorilla War Fair!!!We will bee The Only SURVIVORS of This Battle...because Or Gorilla Tack Ticks will Force The Aliens to Make a Truce or Face Am-Bush every day.....................Eventually We Will "B" SLAVES of the Martians...

I WelcomE Our New MARTIAN OVERLORDS!!! I Was Giddy to get a Picture With Zornok.....Can U Say Man Crush???.....You Can See Where I Spilled My Beer (YEAH RIGHT IT WAS SKIM MILK) Trying to Get teh Picture...This Martian Is Freek In Awesome!!!!!!!! I hope i Become his Slave...

ZORNOK will give a Speech in a PAcked Spartan Stadium...It will feel Like Home-coming....Sparty Gets a Late Field Goal and remains un-defeated...

Spartans 657 - Martians 0

Sparty On!!!!

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And I thought my grammar was terrible...

till I read SpartyMSU’s Iowa prediction.

by mahossa on Aug 1, 2008 2:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Damn it..

I’m going to have to start writing on my blog again to counteract this stuff.

However, +100 to you HS for nailing the prose.

And also, if you could figure out a way to ship Hawkeye vodka to EL, you would win forever.

by Pete Rossman on Aug 1, 2008 2:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Yowza.

Have fun up there, David.

by Bucketochicken on Aug 1, 2008 2:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

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DONT….thinc.,,hee toook INTO acount…teh REEconSTRICtive nee sergery,,,dat zornan…had LAST sprang. MAKES A defferense, YA NO!!??

by iceberg on Aug 1, 2008 2:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Oh, dear.

But the Iowa girls in that picture are hot. So that’s nice.

by Run Up The Score on Aug 2, 2008 12:12 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Brilliant

by storminspank on Aug 2, 2008 11:43 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

SpartyOn

i Love yOu guys…. Ok.. so maybe we lay of fthe sauce while we type… of Not…

by SpartyMSU on Aug 3, 2008 3:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

it's just so 'rediculous!'

Jebus, I could only scan the original Iowa/Little Brother post because it made my eyes bleed. The punctuation alone nearly gave me a nervous breakdown. What exactly is the meaning of the random capitalization?

by blue-imafreak on Aug 4, 2008 1:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

It must be something about East Lansing

The Enlightened Spartan blog makes my eyes bleed, too, but in a totally different way—bad design, tiny cramped font, vicious homerism. This is actually kind of amusing, yet pitiful. I thought it was my Wolverine inferiority complex that made me feel that way, but clearly, it’s not limited to Michigan fans…..

by Other Chris on Aug 4, 2008 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs