SpartyMSU 2008 Predictions: Martian Invasion

 NOTE: Background here.

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SpartyMSU's Brew Crew assembled (It's not Really a Brew Crew, because Drinking Beer might get uis included in the "Party School' List...And We know wE don't want THAT...)...Lets...get this party STARTED!!!!1!  On the discussion board is: The impending Martian invasion of Earth.

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Found this Pic on the InterNet...Don't know who she is Talking too...But it looks HOT!!!

For the rest of Planet Earth...It's a Day of Death and Destruction.....but For Sparty....it's A Day For Tail Gate PARTEYS and Another Victory...........

Sparty Should be UNdefeated when The Martians invade...Theyre Victories Include Florida Atlantic...Eastern Muchigan...Iowa...Minnesota...scUM (YEAH!!!!!).....Cleveland Browns....1985 Chicago Bears....Al-Qaeda.....Soviet Russia.......and The Persians at Thermopylae (We ARE SpARTA!!!!!!!!!!!).....!!!..........

Last time The MArtians Invased....We Didnt no What two do...Tom Crews Ran away from teh Alien Invaders....for To Hours......until...they....got sick and Died!!!  The MARTUANS who Survived Were Arrested and THROWN IN JAIL!!!...LOL FULLMER CUP......

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For This Invasion...the Key Player is Clearly Emperor Zornok....He is the Cheif Military GenEral for the Martins...If Sparty stops Him...They Stop teh INVASION..............

Zornok will Probably...Use His Foot soldiers too attack teh Countryside...and save...his Spacecrafts...For teh Cities.....We Should take to the Hills like the Wolverines...WOLVERINES!!!!!!!(They should have been Spartans I hate teh Wolverines scUM)........

Our military will Be no Match for The Martians in the Cities....There Flying Saucers Have Force Fields.....two Protect Them...The war Will Be one or loss in EL...where Sparty will fite a Gorilla War Fair!!!We will bee The Only SURVIVORS of This Battle...because Or Gorilla Tack Ticks will Force The Aliens to Make a Truce or Face Am-Bush every day.....................Eventually We Will "B" SLAVES of the Martians...

Spartyalien_medium I WelcomE Our New MARTIAN OVERLORDS!!!  I Was Giddy to get a Picture With Zornok.....Can U Say Man Crush???.....You Can See Where I Spilled My Beer (YEAH RIGHT IT WAS SKIM MILK) Trying to Get teh Picture...This Martian Is Freek In Awesome!!!!!!!! I hope i Become his Slave...

ZORNOK will give a Speech in a PAcked Spartan Stadium...It will feel Like Home-coming....Sparty Gets a Late Field Goal and remains un-defeated...

Spartans 657 - Martians 0

Sparty On!!!!

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