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Reaction to The Realests

In case you missed it The Realests put out the Iowa portion of their Big Ten Season Preview.  Now, I love me some Realests, but I've got to say, I'm a little upset with their assessment of the Hawkeyes.  We'll start at the top of the page and work our way down.

For starters they have Iowa to finish 9th in the Big Ten.  Show a little love for the Hawks, will ya.  A former Hawkeye is the Realests' posterboy, that's gotta be worth at least an eighth place finish.  While we're on the subject, has Tyree Ricardo Davis ever looked better than this?  He's got that killer 'fro and his MSSprayPaint aura is just about as awesome as it gets.

Then there's the "Bad News" section that starts like this:

The Iowa City prison needs to open an H-block for all the criminals on this team.

Don't most of the football players live in Hillcrest already?  Um... let's just move on.

No love for CBI?  If Tyree Ricardo is your posterboy, how can you not love 'Nique Douglas?  Just think about all that booty on the table.  How did all of that money get there, you ask?  He shaved.  Douglas doesn't have hair, he grows straight cash.  The man clearly has mutton chops that are made of bills.  

All this and no love from the Realests?  For shame sirs.  We now officially have beef.

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