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Ninth? NINTH?! Don't these fuckers understand what happens when you disrespect BHGP?

WU TANG MOTHERFUCKERS THIS SHIT IS ON! WE GOT BEEF LIKE A HARDEE'S THICKBURGER SON

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MMM....

Thickburger

by storminspank on Jul 9, 2008 10:12 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I need more TP.

And now I’m thinking of the Jalepeno Thickburger, probably the worst (or maybe best) thing that’s ever happened to my colon.

by Buddy Light on Jul 9, 2008 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

While it's true...

...that losing James Caldwell sucks, I think having a healthy Andy Brockmyer will more than make up for it.

by Bucketochicken on Jul 9, 2008 10:48 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Derrell Jackson-Kleptomania agrees

"HS@BHGP: I'm the Dick Button of damn near everything"

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jul 9, 2008 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Until I was 15, I thought Hardee’s was a myth. Until I was 22, I was sure it was a government subsidized fast food administration that only accepted WIC and EBT cards. Now I’m thinking it’s a front for government experiments on trans-fats and the poor.

Also, I am 100% sure I stole the “government owns Hardee’s” joke from the Onion.

by Wolverine_Dex on Jul 9, 2008 11:15 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I'm disappointed, Dex

I have five words for you: Hardee’s Chicken Fried Steak Biscuit.

I don’t think our government could come up with such a wonderful breakfast delicacy.

by Other Chris on Jul 9, 2008 12:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

"The Harold"

My hometown Hardees had something called “The Harold”. It was a heartattack in a box. It consisted of biscuits, gravy, eggs, and hashbrowns all mixed together in a heaping pile.

Think “horseshoe” but breakfast style.

It was yummy. They only served it from I believe 1am till 5am. Once again, making myself sound like my liver is the size of Webster.

by hawkfaninboston on Jul 10, 2008 10:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs