State of Game claps back
and hard. Your money quote:
See UM's been down, now this much is true,
but a good year in Iowa's a bad year in blue.
A pair of pocket six's are pretty good in poker
but 6-6 as record? Dude, that's mediocre.
about 1 year ago
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Slim Bixel.....
in da hiz house!!!!!!!!
I sure hope he doesn’t start with Yo Mamma jokes next.
His “faithful” readers are going to need the whole 5 minutes of music to finish reading that masterpiece.
by hawkfaninboston on
Jul 4, 2008 6:12 PM CDT
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Who knew...
Bixel loved giving himself Hummers while bumping mediocre beats? You learn something new everyday.
by WorstFan on
Jul 5, 2008 7:14 PM CDT
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It's the best of both worlds
I’m just livin’ the dream, WorstFan.
btw, I didn’t create that beat – I’m just lazy and found something on youtube. I thought the hummer was a nice touch, no?
by Beauford on
Jul 6, 2008 12:51 PM CDT
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Best beef ever
Although the fact that there are people who think that it’s serious is what really makes it special.
That and the Buckeye loser co-opting things for his own purposes, of course.
by Other Chris on
Jul 6, 2008 9:00 PM CDT
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إِنَّ هَؤُلَاء يُحِبُّونَ الْعَاجِلَةَ وَيَذَرُونَ وَرَاءهُمْ
Oh, Other Chris… If you could only spend a day in the life, seeing the world through these scarlet & gray-colored glasses. Life in Buckeyeraq is anything but a charmed existence; the tranquil serenity of the ambiguous hum of your office desktop writing to its hard drive, the siren glow of the soda machine in the staff lounge, the minutiae of life that you and so many others take for granted on a daily basis are reserved only for our wettest of dreams. Sacrosanct ideals like witticisms, derision, and internet “FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT” beefs are incomprehensible, socially incompatible abstracts within our world views. You too would know the plight, if when you tried to shut your eyes at night, you awoke, fully alert, heart racing, with post traumatic night terrors of Jarvis Moss, Derrick Harvey, and Ricky Jean-Francois impaling you and finally re-uniting you with the brothers taken prematurely from you so many months earlier. I can’t even leave my I’d-compare-favorably-to-a-1930s-prison-mortar-and-pestle-crafted compound to head to market without fears that I too may be violently thrown to the ground by a stalwart, ox-strong like man of southern rearing. They say I came back from Arizona and Louisiana, but I never really came back, you know? I read (or rather am verbally told, by a local elder as having attended University of Ohio State, I’m illiterate) of what I expect to be progress in the dehumanization of our admittedly culturally inferior peoples, only to find admonishment and denunciation and inside, I am saddened. While I do my best day in day out to be strong, and know that odds are, I will not be violently throwing to the ground with no forewarning at a moment’s notice, there is no way to be sure. When I pray 4 times each day, I do so, for you Other Chris. I pray, that some day, the great and glorious nation of Io-wah, may someday understand, and empathize, with the struggles that we are going through over here.
by WorstFan on
Jul 7, 2008 1:40 PM CDT
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Um, Worstie...
Much as I appreciate the look into your backwards, 3rd world, having-sex-with-yourself nation of Buckeyeraq, I think he was talking about that OSU guy who ripped off HS’s video for no reason.
But you sounds like one a’ them Ay-rabs. You hate Amurrica?
"HS@BHGP: I'm the Dick Button of damn near everything"
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Jul 7, 2008 1:52 PM CDT
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Just their public libraries
And I thought Buckeyeraq was oppressive… I know not of this stolen YouTube of which you speak, but as you are probably well aware, in this part of the world, bootlegs are as populous as Candlebox’ eponymous debut is in your used CD stores.
by WorstFan on
Jul 7, 2008 2:02 PM CDT
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Wow
(1) He’s referring to this, but more importantly;
(2) I don’t know how you got that Arabic on our website, but I plugged it into a translator and found out it says Death to…
Uh, no, Mr. Secret Agent, I didn’t post that terrorist propoga
/blindfolded
//Guantanomo’ed
///waterboarded
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
by Hawkeye State on
Jul 7, 2008 7:51 PM CDT
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I'd say something but....
cough, choke, cough AIR, FINALLY!!! cough, gasp, ugh
WHY DO YOU MAKE ME LISTEN TO CHUMBAWAMBA? WHY??! gasp, cough, barf
//goodguys win
//badguys lose
///and as always, Hawkeyes Prevail
by WorstFan on
Jul 8, 2008 1:50 AM CDT
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Wrong and Balls
They don’t be rhymin’, playah.
by storminspank on
Jul 7, 2008 10:27 AM CDT
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