Big Ten Media Day "Liveblog": Joe Paterno Speaks!

by Adam Jacobi on Jul 25, 2008 5:23 PM CDT

Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Err, gentlemen. I'm literally the only woman here.
And please do not hit on me. Sportswriters are absolutely disgusting.
Anyway, I'm Mr. Paterno's secretary. He should be out here in a minute to talk for a little bit and talk about this exciting season of Penn State football. Can I get a cheer from you Nittany Lions fans out there? Let's hear it! WE ARE!
(crickets)
WE ARE!
(from the back of the room) I-O!
(everyone else) HAHAHAHAHAHA
Screw you guys. Anything else before we get started?
Is this going to be as incoherent as last year? And the last 30 years?
Oh, worse. It's going to be a horror show. Ladies and gentlemen, Joe Paterno!

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Did I miss something?

What happened to the other secretary? Did she quit? Did she get fired? Did JoePa eat her brain?
Or did she just change her hair?

Hello?

by Bucketochicken on Jul 26, 2008 11:43 AM CDT reply actions

Funny thing

Secretary isn’t allowed at AOL, just like certain country clubs and golf courses. Sure, AOL says things like “we have absolutely no right to use that picture and you don’t even know where you got it,” but it’s thinly veiled racism if you ask me.

That and New Secretary is hottttt.

"This cream cheese story is good .But we can add some other story about the cream cheese." - Dr. Retarded

by Adam Jacobi on Jul 26, 2008 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions