To whom it may concern:

There is no denying the horrendous implications of the pending legal drama that will undoubtedly unfold over the coming months.  However, at this point, there is very little that anyone here - writer, fanposter, or commentor, will do to change the course of events.  The world is now aware that something fishy is going on. 

So here's a proposal:  let's go back to trying to be funny.  I say "trying" for myself - I suppose it would be "being funny" for you guys.  Let's get JoePa going again, let's start referring to obscure Spanish literary figures for nicknames (that hasn't been done yet?  Oh.), and let's break out of this slump.  Shit happened that sucked, and its going to be dealt with no matter how much wallowing we do.  I really, really think that everybody here has put themselves through enough misery.  You've done justice to the topic.  Let's be funny again.

Here, I'll start:

Balls.

See?  That wasn't so hard.  I'm sure you guys will have Jaypa and Secretary as the main event in a donkey show in no time.  And you know?  It's really not as cool as it sounds...I mean...it's a girl fucking a horse...and he was really givin it to her.

Stay funny.  I mean it.  My workday sucks without a dose of BHGP.

Beauford