All Legal Issues Aside, The New Football Roster is Up
by storminspank on Jul 23, 2008 3:24 PM CDT
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PrintHawkeyesports has updated the Football roster. The incoming froshes have their numbers; Shonn Greene gets his old one back. Fun for all. Although Marcus Wilson and David Blackwell have pages on Hawkeyesports, I don't see them listed on the roster... yet. Probably nothing to worry about. Other notes: Paine is listed as a WR, Staten at LB, and Riley Reiff is still on the team.
HERE ARE THE NUMBERS FOR THE INCOMING FRESHMAN COURTESY OF HAWKEYESPORTS.COM
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Pretty egregious error on Casey McMillan's height and weight (6'4"/295, who are they kidding?), but we'll let it slide as this is probably just a preliminary release.
How many days until kickoff?
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Isn’t the more egregious error with the McMillanbeast the fact that they left off a six?
by MP hawkfan on Jul 23, 2008 3:38 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Bravo.
"This cream cheese story is good .But we can add some other story about the cream cheese." - Dr. Retarded
Reiff is 77
Those numbers just look fast, too, don’t they? All slanted and stuff….
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Jul 23, 2008 4:21 PM CDT reply actions
They look REAL fast
Especially when the jersey is lying in pile on the ground.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Did you just make a prom dress joke?
"This cream cheese story is good .But we can add some other story about the cream cheese." - Dr. Retarded
No, just a poor reference to last week's activities
Perhaps I should have said: “You think they look fast now? Just wait til he puts it back on.”
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
6'4", 295
Imagine opponents’ surprise when they realize Casey’s height/weight as listed in the media guide is actually only that of his left leg.
It's an easy error...
Really, it’s a simple mistake anyone could make regarding Casey’s 6’4” 295lb parasitic twin. Just ask Kuato from Total Recall.
by DowntownmplsHAWK on Jul 23, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions
Can't.
Casey ate him. Right before he started the Reactor – manually. And not just pressed that button-thingy, I mean he actually pushed the atmosphere generators up through the surface. One-handed. The other hand was making a sandwich.
by Bucketochicken on Jul 23, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
IS NOT A TUMAH
"This cream cheese story is good .But we can add some other story about the cream cheese." - Dr. Retarded
Chuck Norris is in his 70s
And Jack Bauer trembles with bowel-clenching fear at the very mention of the name “McMillan.”
And with that,
Jack Bauer’s bowels are no longer clenched. Yowza.
by Bucketochicken on Jul 23, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
I was entered as Turkish Delight
“Don’t shoot him, he’s a human.”
by storminspank on Jul 24, 2008 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions
both Nebraska offers
One’s supposed to be better than the other. Whoever it was Iowa offered first.
Also, the coaching staff should really have given them the same number.
"This cream cheese story is good .But we can add some other story about the cream cheese." - Dr. Retarded
Wow...
Usually the response from Husker faithful when U of I has gotten a kid from around here is 1) Nebraska must not have wanted him, and/or 2) kid must not be any good.
by telepathetic on Jul 24, 2008 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Reminds me of when...
Antwaan Randle-El was playing for Indiana. I was at school in DC watching an Iowa-Indiana game with a friend and I noticed that the back of Randle-El’s jersey read “A. Randle-El” I was incredulous, saying “why the HELL does he need to have his first initial on his jersey? Is ‘Randle-El’ such a common last name that they need to distinguish him from someone else?” Which, since his brother also played for the team at the time, I guess they did.
Not sure where I’m going with this. Kind of feel like Grampa Simpson “One trick is to tell them stories that don’t go anywhere. Like the time I took the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time…”
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
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