All Legal Issues Aside, The New Football Roster is Up

by storminspank on Jul 23, 2008 3:24 PM CDT in Football

Hawkeyesports has updated the Football roster. The incoming froshes have their numbers; Shonn Greene gets his old one back. Fun for all. Although Marcus Wilson and David Blackwell have pages on Hawkeyesports, I don't see them listed on the roster... yet. Probably nothing to worry about. Other notes: Paine is listed as a WR, Staten at LB, and Riley Reiff is still on the team.

HERE ARE THE NUMBERS FOR THE INCOMING FRESHMAN COURTESY OF HAWKEYESPORTS.COM

No.	Name	Ht./Wt.	Pos.	Year	Hometown (Last School)
8	Trent Mossbrucker	6-0/190	PK	FR	Mooresville, IN (Mooresville HS)
10	William Lowe	5-9/165	DB	FR	Cleveland, OH (Glenville Academic Campus)
13	DeMarco Paine	5-10/175	WR	FR	St. Louis, MO (Hazelwood East)
14	John Wienke	6-5/225	QB	FR	Tuscola, IL (Tuscola HS)
16	James Vandenberg	6-3/195	QB	FR	Keokuk, IA (Keokuk HS)
27	Jewel Hampton	5-9/200	RB	FR	Indianapolis, IN (Warren Central)
28	Shaun Prater	5-11/172	DB	FR	Omaha, NE (Central)
31	David Cato	5-11/190	DB	FR	Arlington, TX (Summit)
32	Adam Robinson	5-9/195	RB	FR	Des Moines, IA (Lincoln HS)
34	Jeff Brinson	5-11/215	RB	FR	St. Petersburg, FL (Northeast)
38	Brad Herman	6-5/225	LB	FR	Metamora, IL (Metamora HS)
40	Jack Swanson	5-11/180	DB	FR	Naples, FL (Naples HS)
44	Greg Castillo	5-11/175	DB	FR	Mount Laurel, NJ (St. Joseph's Prep (PA))
50	Khalif Staten	6-3/219	LB	FR	Brooklyn, NY (Lincoln)
53	James Ferentz	6-2/265	OL	FR	Iowa City, IA (City HS)
54	Steve Bigach	6-3/220	DL	FR	Cleveland, OH (St. Ignatius)
66	Casey McMillan	6-4/295	OL	FR	Billings, MT (Central Catholic)
76	Ben Thilges	6-4/260	OL	FR	Humboldt, IA (Humboldt)
77	Riley Reiff	6-6/250	DE	FR	Parkston, SD (Parkston HS)
88	J.D. Griggs	6-5/225	TE	FR	Piscataway, NJ (Piscataway HS)
89	Shane Prater	6-1/170	WR	FR	Omaha, NE (Central)
90	Jason Semmes	6-3/218	DE	FR	Clarkston, MI (St. Mary's HS)
92	Jonathan Gimm	6-3/235	TE	FR	Houston, TX (Westfield)
99	Joe Gaglione	6-5/230	DE	FR	Novelty, OH (Lake Catholic)

Pretty egregious error on Casey McMillan's height and weight (6'4"/295, who are they kidding?), but we'll let it slide as this is probably just a preliminary release.

How many days until kickoff?

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Isn’t the more egregious error with the McMillanbeast the fact that they left off a six?

by MP hawkfan on Jul 23, 2008 3:38 PM CDT 1 recs

Bravo.

"This cream cheese story is good .But we can add some other story about the cream cheese." - Dr. Retarded

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jul 23, 2008 3:53 PM CDT up 0 recs

Reiff is 77

Those numbers just look fast, too, don’t they? All slanted and stuff….

by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Jul 23, 2008 4:21 PM CDT 0 recs

They look REAL fast

Especially when the jersey is lying in pile on the ground.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Jul 23, 2008 4:28 PM CDT up 0 recs

Did you just make a prom dress joke?

"This cream cheese story is good .But we can add some other story about the cream cheese." - Dr. Retarded

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jul 23, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up 0 recs

No, just a poor reference to last week's activities

Perhaps I should have said: “You think they look fast now? Just wait til he puts it back on.”

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Jul 23, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up 0 recs

6'4", 295

Imagine opponents’ surprise when they realize Casey’s height/weight as listed in the media guide is actually only that of his left leg.

by Bucketochicken on Jul 23, 2008 5:00 PM CDT 0 recs

It's an easy error...

Really, it’s a simple mistake anyone could make regarding Casey’s 6’4” 295lb parasitic twin. Just ask Kuato from Total Recall.

by DowntownmplsHAWK on Jul 23, 2008 8:34 PM CDT 0 recs

Can't.

Casey ate him. Right before he started the Reactor – manually. And not just pressed that button-thingy, I mean he actually pushed the atmosphere generators up through the surface. One-handed. The other hand was making a sandwich.

by Bucketochicken on Jul 23, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up 0 recs

you mean a tumor twin?!

by dmbmeg on Jul 24, 2008 12:55 PM CDT up 0 recs

IS NOT A TUMAH

"This cream cheese story is good .But we can add some other story about the cream cheese." - Dr. Retarded

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jul 24, 2008 1:06 PM CDT up 0 recs

It's been far to long since I've read a Kindergarten Cop reference on your blog.

by dmbmeg on Jul 24, 2008 1:15 PM CDT up 0 recs

here comes someone...

...saying they “look at vaginas all day long” in 3…2…1…

by dmbmeg on Jul 24, 2008 1:16 PM CDT up 0 recs

He's a Cynogolagist.

by storminspank on Jul 24, 2008 3:35 PM CDT up 0 recs

He ain't Chuck Norris!

Although he may be Jack Bauer. We may never know…

by imadirtyoldman on Jul 23, 2008 9:15 PM CDT 0 recs

Chuck Norris is in his 70s

And Jack Bauer trembles with bowel-clenching fear at the very mention of the name “McMillan.”

by Bucketochicken on Jul 23, 2008 9:33 PM CDT 0 recs

There's a reason no one brings up Higby anymore...

Casey McMillan absorbed him. True story.

by storminspank on Jul 23, 2008 10:31 PM CDT 0 recs

And with that,

Jack Bauer’s bowels are no longer clenched. Yowza.

by Bucketochicken on Jul 23, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up 0 recs

Bill Brasky vs Jack Bauer?

I’m taking Brasky after I saw what he did with my mother.

by Duez I say on Jul 24, 2008 6:39 AM CDT 0 recs

I was entered as Turkish Delight

“Don’t shoot him, he’s a human.”

by storminspank on Jul 24, 2008 11:57 PM CDT up 0 recs

Are the Omaha boys supposed to be any good?

The Prater twins? Just curious.

by tyger1147 on Jul 24, 2008 11:39 AM CDT 0 recs

both Nebraska offers

One’s supposed to be better than the other. Whoever it was Iowa offered first.

Also, the coaching staff should really have given them the same number.

"This cream cheese story is good .But we can add some other story about the cream cheese." - Dr. Retarded

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jul 24, 2008 1:25 PM CDT up 0 recs

All I know is a bunch of my friends in Omaha were pissed that Iowa got them instead of Nebraska.

by MP hawkfan on Jul 24, 2008 1:46 PM CDT up 0 recs

Wow...

Usually the response from Husker faithful when U of I has gotten a kid from around here is 1) Nebraska must not have wanted him, and/or 2) kid must not be any good.

by telepathetic on Jul 24, 2008 1:59 PM CDT up 0 recs

They were right about Shada.

by tyger1147 on Jul 24, 2008 5:18 PM CDT up 0 recs

Reminds me of when...

Antwaan Randle-El was playing for Indiana. I was at school in DC watching an Iowa-Indiana game with a friend and I noticed that the back of Randle-El’s jersey read “A. Randle-El” I was incredulous, saying “why the HELL does he need to have his first initial on his jersey? Is ‘Randle-El’ such a common last name that they need to distinguish him from someone else?” Which, since his brother also played for the team at the time, I guess they did.

Not sure where I’m going with this. Kind of feel like Grampa Simpson “One trick is to tell them stories that don’t go anywhere. Like the time I took the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time…”

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Jul 24, 2008 1:57 PM CDT up 0 recs