Way To Go, State of Game!
by Patrick Vint on Jul 2, 2008 8:16 PM CDT
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PrintRather than pen our own response to State of Game, we have turned BHGP over to Bradley Morris, social chair of the Michigan chapter of BAE fraternity and top-notch collar popper.
State of Game,
I read your blog all the time. It's the best. Sometimes I print out your posts and take them to the crapper with me. Then I use them to wipe my ass and throw them over the stall door on one of my fraternity brothers! We all laugh because it's so awesome!!! LOLZ!!!
I agreed with your post yesterday about those a-holes at Black Heart Gold Pants, too. They have no right to be frontin on us like that!!! When was the last time Iowa won the Capital One bowl, huh?!?!? [Ed. note -- 2005] When was the last time Iowa beat Florida in a bowl game?!?! [Ed. note -- 2004] When was the last time Iowa played in a BCS game?!!!?!! [Ed. note -- 2003] They SUCK LOL!! Michigan is teh GREATEST EVAH!!! Has anyone even heard of Iowa before?!?! They should make a video called "Iowa: Where nothing happens" LMAO!!! Iowa's nothing but corn, right? Woah, while I'm thinking of it...
/Puts on a Korn album, starts thrashing uncontrollably
This music gets me so fired up!!! I love Korn!!! They describe my moods so perfect. Sometimes I listen to Korn before I go out with my bros, and then I drink 10 Jager bombs, slip roofies into the Delta girls' drinks, and start fights with strangers!!! ROFLMAO!!1
You did it the right way, too, SoG. There's nothing more effective than talking about your girlfriend. Did you see my g/f Courtney in the pic? She's HOT, and she's a FREEK IN THE SACK!!1! That pic was from St. Patty's Day. I drank so much green Miller Light that day LOL!! We met at winter formal. I went with some other bitch but she got mad when I tried to get her into the hotel lobby bathroom. Bitch deserved to get dumped. I left the bathroom, and Courtney was drunk, and she asked if I liked that Buckcherry song. You know, that Crazy Bitch song? I LUV THAT SONG!!! We hooked up back at my place while my roommate watched. It was HOT!!!
If there's one thing I've learned, it's that there's no better way to attack someone than to question their sexuality. People always back down when you just say they're gay. Make a crack about Brian Boitano or Richard Simmons or some other homo, take something gross off of urbandictionary.com, and BOOM they can't come back. Nerd jokes are good against bloggers, too (you guys aren't really bloggers since you don't actually write anything on your blog). When I wuz on Hot Chicks with Douchebags I emailed them and was like you should move out of your mom's basement LOLROFLMAO!!! Those BHGP nerdz had to be in an A/V club, especially since they're from Iowa, where there isn't any electricity LOL!!!one!
One criticism, bros: You really need to update your pictures. I don't know who James Dean or Marlon Brando are, but they look really old. You should use Joe Rogan or something. MMA RULZ!@!!1! Maybe one of you can be Joe Rogan, and the other can be Carlos Mencia. He's HILARIOUS LOL!!! DER-DEE-DER ROFLMAO!!! That would be BADASSQ!!!!Q
NEway, you broz RULE!!! You own BGHP!!!!! LOL GO BLUE!!1!!1!
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From the original plagiarism post....
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I'd call this a distance pissing contest but it's painfully obvious whoever runs SoG
is an intellectual eunuch.
Struggling to come up with another simile, I must move on and state that I typically ignore any and all BLAWGWARZLOLZLOLZ unless it’s relatively justified a la Brian Cook V. The State of Alabama. However, this isn’t even fair, HS. It’s like beating up on a cripple. Take it easy. SoG has clearly brought a bowling pin to a gunfight.
Well, in all fairness,
without knowing the nature of the Bryant scholly, the players whom only the coaches knew were medically unfit to continue, and the head cases that were inherent in the previous regime (see, e.g., Johns, Elder, Hall), Brian Cook did pop his fucking mouth off, b/c of what? Saban previously being associated with Lil’ Bro?
In many respects, it is like my mother always told me, “For someone sooo smart, your common sense is notably lacking”. That is Brian Cook, and that is MGoBlog. At its finest: Exemplary, up there with SMQ, Blue Gray Sky and OTS; at its worst? Petulant, tempestuous, vitriol from someone who took the invitation to become a metaphor of themselves by shoving their heads up their own ass.
And, BHGP: These here bitchez dun clearly brought a noodle to knife fight. Keep bringing it.
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 2, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
You can't really be defending Saban...
Why did Brian “spout his mouth off” in regards to the Alabama situation? Because what Saban did is dirty and not entirely ethical. Illegal? No. But the other two- most definitely.
by Ninja Football on Jul 2, 2008 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions
At first I thought it said, "Satan"
Then again, what’s the difference?
by storminspank on Jul 3, 2008 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions
Well played
Hahaha! Well played. State of Game just tries to piss off people along the way to get readership. Hell they even tried it against us over some valid comments berating the mess Michigan will be this season. One of them erupted into a dissect my post tirade insulting my intelligence between the lines.
Just feel humored they think you are popular enough with the readers to even try to piss you off enough to send readers their way.
PS: remind me not to piss you guys off.
by NittanyWhiteOut.com on Jul 2, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply actions
but
we like State of Game. We’re BEEFIN with those motherfuckers, and it’s WEST SIDE TILL WE MOTHER FUCKING DIE, but just cause we want their asses capped doesn’t mean we don’t like the guys.
"HS@BHGP: I'm the Dick Button of damn near everything"
Full disclosure
We still consider ourselves the OFFICIAL FANS of STATE OF GAME. We’re just BEEFING, ya know! SHARKS AND JETS!
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
by Patrick Vint on Jul 3, 2008 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions
Hells ya!
Maria just got punk’d!!!!! Woot woot!
by storminspank on Jul 3, 2008 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions
But instead of West Side Story
you get this…
by storminspank on Jul 3, 2008 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Yooooou just got f'ed in the A!
We just got the x-rays back. He mostly got served here and here. But the worst serving was here in the pelvic region. The road to recovery will be a long one.
-- Run Up The Score http://runupthescore.wordpress.com
by Run Up The Score on Jul 3, 2008 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions
What the hell was that?
http://www.fakenews.net/archive/bit_parts/a/west_side_story_96_11_16.ram
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
by Patrick Vint on Jul 3, 2008 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions
and by the way
Let’s keep in mind that you’re the only one here who uses their blog title as their username, took potshots at a fellow BTBer, then hamfistedly referred to your own blog.
Glass houses, dude. C’mon.
"HS@BHGP: I'm the Dick Button of damn near everything"
I know a guy that knows the "bro" in that picture.
And he does, in fact, go to the University of Delaware, WHO JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE THE EXACT SAME WINGED HELMETS AS THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN. And, I’m sure a proportionate level of douchebagginess.
May no act of ours bring shame
Can't we all agree this is a pic from MSU
While I tried a self-depricating approach, I really couldn’t get into the dialog as from UM or scUM as douches from Ohio like to use. However, I was struck by the fact that the picture and witty dialog seemed very Sparty. The spiked hair and popped collar just screams “Lansing! The place that is just better than West Lafayette!”. For God’s sake, the green polo is just too easy to complete the picture. Pls try UM again at a later time.
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