Hopefully, by now you've joined our BEEF with Michigan, read the first salvo, and watched the accompanying YouTubery. We know at least one person who watched it: The purveyor of a two-bit hack website called "Buckeye Nation."
How do we know? He copied the video in its entirety.
I'm not advocating spamming him into the stone age, but his email address is buckeyes@DanMarinoTribute.com. OK, so maybe I am advocating just that.
And SoG, if you think we're done, you're sorely mistaken. Both barrels blazing, later tonight.