We can't tell you how many times we're asked a question like this: "Hey, you guys know everything about everything; how can I best express my love for the best team in the world while I'm going #1, #2, or the dreaded #4*?"
Solid question. Let's hit the Youtubes for this one.
By the way, we really hope this guy's already married, because with a bathroom like that, you may as well deadbolt the woman's knees together.
*#4 is what my doctor calls a case of the "doodoo turn runny." My doctor is a homeless man.