No Word On Whether The Toilet Plays "On Iowa" When It Flushes
by Adam Jacobi on Jul 14, 2008 1:04 PM CDT
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PrintWe can't tell you how many times we're asked a question like this: "Hey, you guys know everything about everything; how can I best express my love for the best team in the world while I'm going #1, #2, or the dreaded #4*?"
Solid question. Let's hit the Youtubes for this one.
By the way, we really hope this guy's already married, because with a bathroom like that, you may as well deadbolt the woman's knees together.
*#4 is what my doctor calls a case of the "doodoo turn runny." My doctor is a homeless man.
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Good question!
I’ve taught my nieces that when they have diarrhea to call it #3, since it’s #1 + #2; I’m an educator.
I thought #4 was when you had #3 and you were vomiting into a bowl on your lap at the same time.
by jebushchrist on Jul 14, 2008 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Where the fuck did you get that video of my bathroom?
God damn it, there’s a spy in the Fortress of Solitude.
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
I just asked....
....my wife if we could have a bathroom like this when we get a house. I don’t think you want to know what her answer was.
by hawkfaninboston on Jul 14, 2008 11:00 PM CDT reply actions
With all due respect
You’re married?!
"HS@BHGP: I'm the Dick Button of damn near everything"
by Adam Jacobi on Jul 14, 2008 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions
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