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No Word On Whether The Toilet Plays "On Iowa" When It Flushes

We can't tell you how many times we're asked a question like this: "Hey, you guys know everything about everything; how can I best express my love for the best team in the world while I'm going #1, #2, or the dreaded #4*?"

Solid question. Let's hit the Youtubes for this one.

By the way, we really hope this guy's already married, because with a bathroom like that, you may as well deadbolt the woman's knees together.

 

*#4 is what my doctor calls a case of the "doodoo turn runny." My doctor is a homeless man.

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You know Meg is already trying to track this dude down for a quickie.

by imadirtyoldman on Jul 14, 2008 1:28 PM CDT   0 recs

Good question!

I’ve taught my nieces that when they have diarrhea to call it #3, since it’s #1 + #2; I’m an educator.
I thought #4 was when you had #3 and you were vomiting into a bowl on your lap at the same time.

by jebushchrist on Jul 14, 2008 2:25 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

You must be a doctorb!

Did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?

by Bucketochicken on Jul 14, 2008 2:29 PM CDT   0 recs

Where the fuck did you get that video of my bathroom?

God damn it, there’s a spy in the Fortress of Solitude.

"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"

by Hawkeye State on Jul 14, 2008 3:46 PM CDT   0 recs

I just asked....

....my wife if we could have a bathroom like this when we get a house. I don’t think you want to know what her answer was.

by hawkfaninboston on Jul 14, 2008 11:00 PM CDT   0 recs

With all due respect

You’re married?!

"HS@BHGP: I'm the Dick Button of damn near everything"

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jul 14, 2008 11:18 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Wow

There goes the Frank the Tank likeness. I thought you were at least divorced. Not cool.

by Duez I say on Jul 15, 2008 11:18 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

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