Black Heart Gold Baby

Congrats to BHGP contributing author Storminspank on the birth of his first child, Paxson. Six pounds, 14 oz., already wrapped in black and gold. Mom and baby are doing great. So here's to Mr. and Mrs. Stormy. Have a cigar.

11 months ago Hawkeye State Comment 12 comments 0 recs |

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Congrats Stormin!

Nicely done…

by imadirtyoldman on Jul 14, 2008 10:29 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Any internet recruiting guru's call the boy, yet?

by indyhawk on Jul 14, 2008 1:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

White, can't run, two stars

We can do better.

"HS@BHGP: I'm the Dick Button of damn near everything"

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jul 14, 2008 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

At running back?

Possibly not

by chitownhawkeye on Jul 14, 2008 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Stormin'Spank is a Bulls fan, huh?

Congrats! When should we expect li’l sis Jordan and bro Pip (short for Pippen)?

by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Jul 14, 2008 1:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

A historic day occurred nine months ago

Storminspank became the first blogger to have sex.

Congratulations.

by Pete Rossman on Jul 14, 2008 1:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

BHGP: Where Stereotypes Happen

by jebushchrist on Jul 14, 2008 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Paxson Ryne is Doing Well

Paxson – Family name. Ryne – well, that one is a Cubs one.
Dude’s got long fingers and arms – he’s going to be 6’6” versatile wing that can hit the three and also post up. That’s pretty much already decided for him.

And, although, I hate to brag… I DID have sex a few months back to get this thing going. Think scene from Superbad… minus 3. (I got a boner!)

I guess the best news is that you won’t have to hear from me a lot. Page visits increase all around. Wait… I am on here now… in the hospital. Idiot.

by storminspank on Jul 14, 2008 4:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs