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Because "Mitch King" Is So... Boring

Iowa's most celebrated player of 2008, at least before the season begins, is undoubtedly defensive tackle Mitch King, the stout, crazed senior from Burlington. We like Mitch King around here (even if Ohio State doesn't), but he just doesn't have a great nickname yet.

Yet.

So that's where you, fair readers, will come in as part of our first poll of BHGP 2.0! Excited? Sure you are! Go ahead and vote below, and feel free to add your own suggestions, even though they're definitely worse than ours.

(and this is what the "Ill Mitch" thing is about.)

Poll
What should Mitch King's nickname be?
Unusual Punishment (, Kroul and)
67 votes
Ill Mitch
9 votes
MK-47
83 votes
The Mini-Fridge
10 votes
Kirk Ferentz
12 votes
Write-In (add comment below)
12 votes

193 votes | Poll has closed

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Mitch is from BURLINGTON, not Bettendorf.

You freakin fascist. (and the IIIMitch link is priceless)

by indyhawk on Jun 26, 2008 4:15 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"...even if Ohio State doesn't."

Shouldn’t that read “especially because Ohio State doesn’t”?

by Bucketochicken on Jun 26, 2008 4:17 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DOH

that was supposed to be a link to the OSU Zapruder film of King committing aggravated assault or something. Fixed.

"HS@BHGP: I'm the Dick Button of damn near everything"

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jun 26, 2008 5:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We always call him...

We always just call him Mitch “Wake up with the” King. But I’m open to change.

"Jack Trice Stadium - Easily one of the Top 10 Stadiums in Central Iowa"

by Not Marv Cook on Jun 26, 2008 4:18 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mitch "King Friday"

To Quote Wiki entry on the neighborhood of make believe (mr rogers):

King Friday XIII – The imperious monarch of the neighborhood. He is relatively egocentric, irrational, resistant to change, and temperamental, although open-minded enough to listen when told he is wrong. He has a fondness for giving long-winded speeches and using big words. Despite these qualities, he’s basically a good regent, capable of summarizing the lesson he has learned after something has gone wrong. King Friday’s trademark greeting: “(Name of visitor), I presume?”, to which the visitor responds, “Correct as usual/always, Your Majesty/King Friday.” Lady Aberlin however, would say Uncle Friday instead as she is his niece.

by formerlyanonymous on Jun 26, 2008 5:13 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Du, Du Hast, Du Hast Mitch...

Du hast Mitch gefragt and ich habt nicht gesagt.

by DowntownmplsHAWK on Jun 27, 2008 9:38 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I revoke my vote....

Du….Du Hast….Du Hast Mitch!!!!!!!! Brilliant!!!!!!!

by hawkfaninboston on Jun 27, 2008 11:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ScotHawk

someone please tell ScotHawk to do a video of Mitch to this song!!!!!!!!!

For your entertainment…....

Now in English…...

by hawkfaninboston on Jul 2, 2008 12:44 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Du hast...

Fucking hilarious!

DU…. DU HAST….. DU HAST…. MITCH king.

by Life as a G on Jun 27, 2008 10:44 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Life as a G

You, sir, have the best profile in all of SBN.

"HS@BHGP: I'm the Dick Button of damn near everything"

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jun 27, 2008 11:21 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mitch, "B. B. " King

Black and Blue

Robobubba has spoken!

by robobubba on Jun 28, 2008 1:23 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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