Because "Mitch King" Is So... Boring
by Oops Pow Surprise
on Jun 26, 2008 3:25 PM CDT
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Iowa's most celebrated player of 2008, at least before the season begins, is undoubtedly defensive tackle Mitch King, the stout, crazed senior from Burlington. We like Mitch King around here (even if Ohio State doesn't), but he just doesn't have a great nickname yet.
Yet.
So that's where you, fair readers, will come in as part of our first poll of BHGP 2.0! Excited? Sure you are! Go ahead and vote below, and feel free to add your own suggestions, even though they're definitely worse than ours.
(and this is what the "Ill Mitch" thing is about.)
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Mitch is from BURLINGTON, not Bettendorf.
You freakin fascist. (and the IIIMitch link is priceless)
by indyhawk on
Jun 26, 2008 4:15 PM CDT
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"...even if Ohio State doesn't."
Shouldn’t that read “especially because Ohio State doesn’t”?
by Bucketochicken on
Jun 26, 2008 4:17 PM CDT
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DOH
that was supposed to be a link to the OSU Zapruder film of King committing aggravated assault or something. Fixed.
"HS@BHGP: I'm the Dick Button of damn near everything"
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Jun 26, 2008 5:26 PM CDT
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We always call him...
We always just call him Mitch “Wake up with the” King. But I’m open to change.
"Jack Trice Stadium - Easily one of the Top 10 Stadiums in Central Iowa"
by Not Marv Cook on
Jun 26, 2008 4:18 PM CDT
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Mitch "King Friday"
To Quote Wiki entry on the neighborhood of make believe (mr rogers):
King Friday XIII – The imperious monarch of the neighborhood. He is relatively egocentric, irrational, resistant to change, and temperamental, although open-minded enough to listen when told he is wrong. He has a fondness for giving long-winded speeches and using big words. Despite these qualities, he’s basically a good regent, capable of summarizing the lesson he has learned after something has gone wrong. King Friday’s trademark greeting: “(Name of visitor), I presume?”, to which the visitor responds, “Correct as usual/always, Your Majesty/King Friday.” Lady Aberlin however, would say Uncle Friday instead as she is his niece.
by formerlyanonymous on
Jun 26, 2008 5:13 PM CDT
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His Name Is Bruce
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eWNb-JetB5o&feature=related
Hail to the king baby.
by formerlyanonymous on
Jun 26, 2008 9:09 PM CDT
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Du, Du Hast, Du Hast Mitch...
Du hast Mitch gefragt and ich habt nicht gesagt.
by DowntownmplsHAWK on
Jun 27, 2008 9:38 AM CDT
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I revoke my vote....
Du….Du Hast….Du Hast Mitch!!!!!!!! Brilliant!!!!!!!
by hawkfaninboston on
Jun 27, 2008 11:04 PM CDT
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ScotHawk
someone please tell ScotHawk to do a video of Mitch to this song!!!!!!!!!
For your entertainment…....
Now in English…...
by hawkfaninboston on
Jul 2, 2008 12:44 AM CDT
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tried to embed videos….didn’t work….
Here’s the links
Du Hast http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mm2eT-sTVys
Du Hast English http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfrSQqTaOvU&feature=related
by hawkfaninboston on
Jul 2, 2008 12:46 AM CDT
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Du hast...
Fucking hilarious!
DU…. DU HAST….. DU HAST…. MITCH king.
by Life as a G on
Jun 27, 2008 10:44 AM CDT
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Life as a G
You, sir, have the best profile in all of SBN.
"HS@BHGP: I'm the Dick Button of damn near everything"
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Jun 27, 2008 11:21 AM CDT
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Mitch, "B. B. " King
Black and Blue
Robobubba has spoken!
by robobubba on
Jun 28, 2008 1:23 AM CDT
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