Back to the future (a retrospective and an introspective)
Bumped from the Diaries. -- HS
If we could take a moment, slip into the deLorean, generate the required 10.21 gigawatts (jiggawatts?, did Jay-Z produce that movie?), and race back in time approximately 4-9 years; we might find a younger, more emotional (disconnected?) fan.
A less reflective fan. A more immediately reactive fan.
A man (boy?) not weathered from actual life stresses and non-university bosses (mostly wife and corporate bosses).
A boy living in Iowa City.
A boy who had no problem screaming obscenities at ISU students, alumnus, toddlers, et al.
A boy who once threatened suicide to Hawkeye State if the Chicago Cubs lost a regular season July game they had been listening to on the AM radio 800 (thankfully they pulled it out).
A boy who once had no problem drinking a 2 day old, flat Busch light from a milk jug, from a leftover keg from a party with a Nintendo played on the front lawn (dirt?), with a deep fryer making wings (acquired from the transfer of ownership of the Field House Bar and Grill) on the porch, and a one Dave Zollo living down the street not getting set up by the ICPD.
A boy learning the nuances of extreme fishing (drinking said milk jug beer, swimming, fishing, and smoking Camel Lights simultaneously).
A boy who ran across a golf course without clothes to unsuccessfully evade Waterloo’s finest after breaking into a public pool after a Hello Dave concert.
It was a simpler time.
Music was simpler.
Less Elliott Smith. More Hello Dave. Less Bright Eyes. More Dave Matthews Band.
Travel was simpler.
Less London, England. More Lake of the Ozarks, Missouri. Less Tokyo, Japan. More Keithsburg, Illinois.
Drinking was simpler.
Less 1994 Silver Oak Cabernet Sauvignon. More Franzia Chillable Red. Less Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. More Keystone Light.
Relationships were simpler.
Less marriage and children. More bars and after-hours. Less feelings and future. More hotties and hookups.
Finances were simpler.
Less 401k. More credit cards for discretionary spending. Less paying for booze. More befriending bartenders to get free booze.
Sports were simpler.
Less Kyle McCann. More Brad Banks. Less Nathan Chandler. More Drew Tate. Less Augie Ojeda. More Sammy Sosa hit the weights hard in the off season to get that huge. Less Alex Gonzales biffed a routine double play. More Bartman and Bernie Mac cursed the Cubs.
Back to the near Future:
Music is more complex.
Travel is more complex.
Drinking still occurs, but is much more expensive.
Relationships are fewer, but more valuable.
Finances are greater, but more stressful.
And sports...well sports seem less certain.
Am I a better adjusted man (boy?)? Am I more isolated (due to the Space Needle’s inability to stream the Dolph)? Or have I just hit a drought in the sports weather pattern?
Recently I’ve found myself getting very into the recent Cubs surge ( I know, I know, fool me 99 times shame on you...). I’ve also found extreme anger following threads about other B10 teams stupidity, and I’ve found a passing interest in the success of the Iowa Basketball team (is that more or less than previous interest? Not sure).
It is a renewed surge in Midwestern sports enthusiasm I have not had since I’ve left.
But at the same time I keep a perspective I most likely never had before.
Surrounding yourself with addicts (sports and otherwise) is either extremely lucrative (we share the same values!) or extremely detrimental (we share the same values!).
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memory lane
Great trip down memory lane Eubanks. I almost shed a tear. I'm serious. Sorry for going WWF on your ass this weekend Hawkeye State. I'll buy you a new inflatable mattress. Keep up the thug life Euby. Don't go corprate on our ass.
Thanks for the bump
I've been struggling with my regional sports fan identity for a while (freakin PAC10 country), but have had a resurgence. With my recently acquired control over cable package preferences (previously rolled in with rent without input to packages), I am amped at the opportunity to rack up a million dollar a month TV bill to get all those midwestern sports i've loved for so long. Hopefully it creates more joy than heartache, as I tend to get severely attached to football and baseball seasons.
Oh yeah, and, those were good times indeed. Or someone told me they were the next day usually.
I'm calling BS on the 94 Silver Oak.
I've submitted some shockingly irresponsible expense reports in my day, but that one would be too much even for me. I'd probably blink a bit at the '02 (well, at least the Napa).
But nice story, otherwise.
(OOOOHHHHH, WAIT -- I JUST REALIZED I'VE TURNED INTO A CORPORATE WHORE. CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP)
I'm calling BS on my own BS call.
On a whim I googled it. Dang -- it isn't that expensive if you buy it in the stores. I've only had Silver Oak in restaurants, and it's basically a license to steal before raping you with the bottle.
Well, learn something new every day, eh?
(OH CRAP I'M STILL A CORPORATE WHORE)
give the 94 a shot
you can get it online for under a hundred.
I guess when you think about it, drinking something like that is certainly less corporate than anheuser-busch; but it definitely distances you from that middle america hawkeye feel, sometimes that still feels a little snooty and wrong to me.
and it would have gotten me a kick in the nuts in college....either that or i would have been forced to slam it or have the cops called on me for loitering.

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