BHGP BRACKET MADNESS: CBI VS. JEBUS H CHRIST
This is what we're voting on. Today: Ballin vs. Balls of Steel!

PROS: Stole credit cards. Stole DVD's. Procured various drugs. Took pictures. Taught us all life is a proverbial hustle.
CONS: Already out-hustled by Clemson's Kenneth Page.

PROS: One of the three BHGP Mouseketeers. Also one of the three Trinity Mouseketeers, as the Bible teaches us. Active lobbyist against the pants industry.
CONS: Eliminated his son in 1st round without remorse, then dispatched BHGP's favorite hair fetishist.
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Well one thing is for sure...
It's not possessive... Judas, that is.
by storminspank on Mar 27, 2008 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Poor Jebus
He gets paired up against CBI on the day where Kenneth Page reminds us all of their brilliance. That's like Memphis having to play Texas in Texas.
Eventually, City Boyz beat us all.
There is no poor Jebus
Tell you what, vote for CBI. All of you. Go for it. They disgraced the University of Iowa, I embrace it. They drag the Hawkeyes through the mud, I put them on a pedestal. They thumb their nose at all of you, I take my pants off in front of you.
Make it a CBI world. Have a blast. I hope you feel good about yourselves.
I don't feel good about myself
But its rejects like that who keep my happy-ass employed. No retards, no criminal justice system, WAY less attorneys. And that's not ok, its hard enough finding a job to begin with.
It ain't personal, but I gotta put food in my baby's mouth. And not Latrell-style, I'm actually serious. CBI IDIOCY 4 EVA!
by jason3kidd on Mar 27, 2008 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions
congrats!
You should all get mathcing hats and neck tattoos. It'd be grand.
by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2008 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't make me call the dark forces in on this
You know what I'm talking about. Do you really want me to bring them over here? Is THAT WHAT YOU WANT???
by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2008 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Are you kidding me
Jebus is getting beaten?
We're talking about our savior here, not some money wearing morons!
CBI were fools for a year. Jebus always walks with us.
WTF
IMO you guys are too caught up in your own inside jokes and so forth. The average joe does not have a clue what you are talking about.
IMO of course.
Knowing the joke
doesn't mean that we have a clue either
by chitownhawkeye on Mar 27, 2008 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Um
"disturbance in the force" is from Star Wars, bro.
Read a book.
by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Providence didn't make the tourney this year
by Bucketochicken on Mar 27, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
And Xavier is trying their best
to undo their invitation
by chitownhawkeye on Mar 27, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I see someone else wants to take the CBI crown
But is he eating the mad cash? No. Sit down and learn from the "best"
Athletic Stalin's Reign of Terror
just might be over...
by Bucketochicken on Mar 27, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
M-I-C
Cya on Saturday
K-E-Y
Why? Some clutch 3 pointers.
M---O...
Wait...these are Musketeers? Oh, nevermind.
Chism is out after 1:35
And Tyler takes it to the rack with a beautiful left hand finish. Wow.
Makes the free throw, Tenn up 5-2
I'm not suggesting anything
and quit calling me Shirley.
by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I see how this is going to work
If everyone is on the bench, there can't be any of this "contact" business.
more tapioca, Mr Enberg?
Dick Enberg on Rick Pitino - " He has been a winner his entire coaching career. A winner ever since he left UMASS..."
Well, that's if you don't count the fact that he was a terrific loser in the NBA. So... not exactly his entire coaching career, Dick.
jesus
Louisville is pushing in the back, constantly here. Even in the open floor. I cannot believe they're getting away with this. Padgett should have 3 fouls right now.
Get the feeling
that they're calling nothings and letting the actual fouls go...
by chitownhawkeye on Mar 27, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Was Enberg always this bad?
"McGee for three! That's a good rhyme if you're a Louisville fan."
"The Cardinals are flapping their wings..."
Did he get struck by lightning or something? Ugh...
by Bucketochicken on Mar 27, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh dear
Tennessee is completely out of sorts. They're not doomed or anything, not while Bruce Pearl has a halftime under his sleeve, but you can't give up buckets like that last dunk and expect to be even mildly competitive this late in the season.
It's like they forgot where the basket is
both on the offensive and defensive end.
They'll get it back.
Here we go! 24-13
By the way, Lew-ville committed 2 major hand checks, uncalled, on the possession. Curiously inconsistent officiating here in the first half.
wow
Cut it to 7, then Tennessee gets a board, heads down the floor, only to have a VERY late whistle, giving the ball back to Louisville.
That wasn't a late whistle
He called it as soon as the push in the back happened. Just because Dick Schiavo said otherwise doesn't mean it's at all grounded in reality.
furious is good
But let's channel it just a bit, Vols. You can run the floor without completely devaluing the ball.
I promise you adjustments will be made in the second half.
Prediction
Derrick Caracter will be a 1st round draft pick and out of the NBA before his 22nd birthday.
Pop quiz, Hotshot
DeJuan Wagner's career was derailed by injury. What was the chronic injury?
A) ankle
B) knee
C) achilles
D) bladder
by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
...
He had like 50 bladder infections. Eventually it led to colitis. You hear about Sean Elliot playing without a kidney, and Derrick Coleman without a heart, but no one wants to talk about Dejuan Wagner's colon.
Sad.
by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
FINALLY!
Jeuss. They were mugging him all the way up the floor. I mean, you do not move Tyler without some serious contact.
This is two hollers away from a brawl
They're not playing angry at all, but this energy level's high enough that they're inching toward the flashpoint.
UCLA is scary good
I mean, WKU doesn't really belong in the Sweet 16 at all, but still, what an asskicking this is.
He painted it gray when he turned 80
Keepin it real.
by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2008 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I always like it
When movie trailers have the quick scene of someone yelling "NOOOO!" In the case of I am Legend, Will Smith does us the favor of doubling up on it. What's going to happen; is the other person going to be like, "wait, no? Don't detonate the bomb? All right, have it your way," and it's all better.
Bullshit, Bilas
Tyler wasn't "moving toward him to say something", he was going to the fucking bench for the timeout.
Nice projecting, asshole.
this is obscene
They just keep blowing whistles, not even knowing who they're going to point at in white.
Congrats for taking over (and ruining) what should have been a great game, officials.
I'm done.
Uhhhhh...
WKU just cut UCLA's lead to 6. Yes, 6.
by Bucketochicken on Mar 27, 2008 11:09 PM CDT reply actions
Recognize!
You may have strolled through this thing thus far, but it will not be so easy in the Finals.
Strap in, bushy top, cus this shit is fucking on.
by jebushchrist on Mar 28, 2008 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions

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