BHGP BRACKET MADNESS ROUND 2: CITY BOYZ, INC. VS. HAWKEYE STATE
by Patrick Vint on Mar 24, 2008 9:39 PM CDT
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PrintThis is what we're voting on. Today: The Recently Departed vs. The Mildly Retarded!
He's got his mind on his money and his money on his mind
PROS: Stole credit cards. Stole DVD's. Procured various drugs. Took pictures. Taught us all life is a proverbial hustle.
CONS: Currently perusing the course catalogs of various junior colleges.
BHGP doesn't pay too much
PROS: Pissed off Ohio State. Pissed off Ohio State again. Pissed off CBI's friends on Youtube. Pissed off people we had never heard of.
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That
doesn't even look like real money. Did you rip off a small piece of aluminum foil and put it on top of your head or something? Maybe a crushed soda can?
Ca$h Money, Homes
That's $11 in cold, hard American currency, for all debts public and private. Mothafucka.
by Patrick Vint on Mar 25, 2008 7:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Winnings from this weekend's wagering, I assume?
by jebushchrist on Mar 25, 2008 9:29 AM CDT up reply actions
Well,
it is a little early in the year for it to be lawnmowing money...
by Bucketochicken on Mar 25, 2008 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions
Nope
That $11 is in my Swiss bank account for safekeeping. This is my "play" $11, with which I can buy 4 beers (3 with tips).
Unlike Mr. Pink, I believe in tipping. Three it is.
by Patrick Vint on Mar 25, 2008 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh poor Hawkeye State
I feel bad for you. No way you're taking down some straight PLAYAZ. Yo doggggg, 'dems boys iz coming to get youz.
Please take CBI down next week. Whoever. Anybody. Zooker? JoePa? Don't let those jagoffs win another round...
by jason3kidd on Mar 25, 2008 5:48 PM CDT reply actions
At this point,
It's almost not even fair. I mean, Tha CBI Crew are straight legendz, yo. They're starting to have a real cult of personality thing going on. They're like an "urban" or "athletic" Stalin. Whereas HS (through no fault of his own) is more like Leonid Breshnev in comparison. Still powerful, sure, and has his own place in history, but it's pretty tough to beat the shear mythiness of CBI.
Also, I mean, shit, HS doesn't even have any neck tattoos. WTF?
by Bucketochicken on Mar 25, 2008 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions
He has Donnie
But that's no gangstaR. Holla.
by jason3kidd on Mar 25, 2008 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions
tochicken
What the fuck did you just write? My head exploded after I read that.
by storminspank on Mar 26, 2008 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I voted for CBI
4rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrealz.
by Patrick Vint on Mar 25, 2008 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy fuck beans
I went back and re-read all the pro-OSU posts from that plea, and laughed until tears streamed down my cheeks. Fuck OSU fans are stupid. Stupid and arrogant. Not only do they not have the balls to sign in as they rip you (for being dead-on, mind you), but then they don't have the balls to come back and own up to their school's choke-job.
Ain't nobody gunna take DEEZ-NUTS CBI, but HS is straight DA SHIT when it comes to ripping thug-tOSU.
by jason3kidd on Mar 26, 2008 7:10 AM CDT reply actions
CBI is branching out
no wonder HS lost - he's up against a foe getting stronger by the day:
Mo hats, mo problems
Seriously, doesn't he know that if you wanna be hard you wear a cap?
by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2008 9:09 AM CDT up reply actions
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