BHGP BRACKET MADNESS ROUND 2: RON ZOOK VS. JEBUS H CHRIST
by jebushchrist on Mar 20, 2008 10:40 AM CDT
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PrintThis is what we're voting on. Today: The Man vs. The Media!
PROS: Our very first fake interview. Brought out the Zook Hook. Wants you to get Better and Better. Ruined College Football Insider. Is rollin.
CONS: He probably violated Jebus.
PROS: Founder of BHGP. Undisputed king of liveblogs. Doesn't wear pants. Drinks. May be carrying the Zooker's dumpling love child.
CONS: Eliminated his son in 1st round without remorse. Has inappropriate and disturbing obsession with mascots. Doesn't wear pants.
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Open Thread
I think we'll just do that open thread right here, at least for the early games. No point making everyone click back and forth.
Is zooker even awake yet?
Has the combination of 14 red bulls and 1 crystallized soul of everything that is right worn off from 4 am?
by chitownhawkeye on Mar 20, 2008 11:09 AM CDT reply actions
Zooker does not sleep
He tips over for a few hours a week.
by jebushchrist on Mar 20, 2008 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions
YEAH
it's about time some of these so called "basketball" teams stepped up into marchifornication!
by chitownhawkeye on Mar 20, 2008 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I turn on the tv
and the first thing I see is an ad for Outback!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by chitownhawkeye on Mar 20, 2008 11:17 AM CDT reply actions
did you know...
This is the most unproductive few weeks at work? I like it. It's the only time I ever work as hard as everyone else.
Disagree
You've been very busy blogging this week. These polls don't win themselves!
by jebushchrist on Mar 20, 2008 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
HATE
I'm at work, jsut getting ready to fire up teh March Madness On Demand... and my fucking hard drive crashes!!! Thanks, high-quality company-provided technological equipment! Wooooooo!!!
If it is trashed, it'll be the FOURTH fucking hard drive that's crashed on me since working here.
So now I'm on the cunty loaner laptop that works like something out of Bedrock. This hunka crap isn't even powerful enough to stream the game(s). I'm getting choppy frozen images and the audio sounds like it's being piped through an empty Pringles can from deep under water.
Shoulda jsut fucking stayed hime "sick."
HATE.
by Bucketochicken on Mar 20, 2008 11:48 AM CDT reply actions
I quit my job
McDonald's will miss me.
by Patrick Vint on Mar 20, 2008 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions
I work in fashion
no one really cares in my office so I can't listen or watch.
Actually, when I organized the pool at my office one of the guys just said "I'll just pick whoever has the cutest player/hottest ass."
No spellcheck either. Sad.
Join us here, we'll keep you updated... on Vicki Lawrence and sandwich commercials.
by jebushchrist on Mar 20, 2008 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions
"jsut"
It's actually spelled correctly, it's jsut a regional expression - like "Steamed Hams."
Mmmmmm, steamed hams...
by Bucketochicken on Mar 20, 2008 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions
yes
It lets people know how pissed you are when your email contains multiple word jumbles. I get a lot of those from "fans" of the site.
Eventually
MSU
Michigan State cans a jumper to go up 11 with 4:00 to go in the first half against Temple. Sparty started slow, but is now looking pretty pretty prettyyyyyyyy pretty good.
Larry David approves.
looks like i'm gonna be 3-3 at the half
told you guys I was good at this
And now my bracket will fall apart.
Um...
The nomenclature comment was actually me.
JHC: He was for misogyny before he was against it!
by jebushchrist on Mar 20, 2008 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions
what the fuck are you talking about?
Does posting anonymously automically make you a giant fucking douche?
Survey says?
Absolutely.
easy now, kids
Anonymous, don't call meg a herm. meg, don't let Anonymous Zero (OH NO I DIINT) get to you.
by Adam Jacobi on Mar 20, 2008 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Actually...
...one could read that as saying "I'm three-for-three in my picks," thus leading to her being happy. If you can't understand what that means, or a variation of it to go along with her excited statement, don't go blaming that on her.
by jason3kidd on Mar 20, 2008 12:50 PM CDT reply actions
and fuck you for reminding me
of that painful memory of us being the last #3 to lose first round
fuckers.
by chitownhawkeye on Mar 20, 2008 12:55 PM CDT reply actions
I loved him
playing Bubba Smith in Police Academy
by chitownhawkeye on Mar 20, 2008 12:59 PM CDT reply actions
He was better as Sgt. Apone
in "Aliens."
by Bucketochicken on Mar 20, 2008 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions
But
Taking shots anonymously isn't the same. If you're going to poke people, you need to attach your name to it. I think that's the problem here.
True that
Sometimes words on a computer screen don't come across well anyways, and if you don't show your name so people recognize you (or haven't posted enough for people to know your joking style (my bad again Jeebs)), sometimes the joke doesn't come off well.
by jason3kidd on Mar 20, 2008 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Not just that,
but I think every school in the B10 and B12 and hell, every other major conference, would probably erect a statue of him and name their courts/arenas after him. Hero.
by Bucketochicken on Mar 20, 2008 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions
For the record
I have:
West Virginia -2
Purdue -3
Cal State Fullerton +11.5
UK/Marquette over 129
UK +6.5
That is all.
No No No No No
Go away, Anonymous. We don't take kindly to your kind round these parts...
I think we need to relax just a bit. It's Gambling Christmas, after all.
Is Xavier Good?
Was Georgia better than their seeding? Should I be worried about having Xavier in my Elite 8?
Be afraid
Be very afraid. I'm already writing off that half of the bracket, especially given the fact the other A-10 team to play just shat the bed against MSU
by Patrick Vint on Mar 20, 2008 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions
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