This is what we're voting on. Today: Father vs. Son!
PROS: Was every bit the MVP of the Ohio State win as Justin Johnson was. Improved by leaps and bounds over his first three seasons. Has the best set of nicknames in Hawkeye history--The New Gornographer, Gorno For Pyros, Caligornication, Gornstar, Gornzilla, etc.
CONS: Got the Eagle/Globe/Anchor tattoo without ever joining the Marines, which neither we nor the Marines would recommend.
PROS: Undisputed king of liveblogs. Is not wearing pants. Adopted Seth Gorney, undoubtedly fueling Gorno's resurgence.
CONS: Doesn't write nearly enough for BHGP.
Seth Gorney (78 votes)
jebushchrist (105 votes)
183 total votes