This is what we're voting on. Today: Cool as ice vs. Smirnoff Ice!
PROS: Our very first fake interview. Brought out the Zook Hook. Wants you to get Better and Better. Ruined College Football Insider. Is rollin.
CONS: He probably violated Jebus.
Bohall is on the left, next to Greg Helmers.
PROS: Played meaningful minutes for a Big Ten team this year, for some reason.
CONS: Orchestrated lamest arrest in Hawkeye history. Drinks Zima. Did not earn the title of Captain Awesome. Probably listens to the Insane Clown Posse on purpose.