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The JoePa Chronicles: Joe Paterno Can't Get A Song Out Of His Head

(Part 1 is here.)

F

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R

G

A

Sir.

L

I

SIR!

WHAT

You're singing again.

OH GOD DAMN IT. I TOLD YOU NOT TO MAKE ME LISTEN TO ANY OF THAT SHE-MAN PROSTITUTE'S MUSIC

Well, her songs are awfully catchy. That's part of the appeal. But I must finish this report or whatever it is secretaries do.

PLEASE DO

Thank you.

(typing quietly)

(staring off into space)

(secretarying)

F

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R

(Part 3 is here.)

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I don't know what is worse--the thought of JoePa singing Fergie or you singing the song as you were typing this out.

by dmbmeg on Feb 8, 2008 6:39 PM CST reply actions  

So...
How long until Joe and the Zooker meet?

by Adam @ Black Heart Gold Pants on Feb 8, 2008 7:11 PM CST reply actions  

SPOILER ALERT

It's in the works.  Believe me.

by Patrick Vint on Feb 8, 2008 8:04 PM CST up reply actions  

$5

on Joepa eating Zookers brain.
And then becoming violently ill.

by chitownhawkeye on Feb 8, 2008 8:13 PM CST up reply actions  

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