ITEMS!

by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 8, 2008 2:36 PM CST in News

These are ITEMS!

ITEM! No new crackheads on America's golden shores! We're happy with the ones we've got!

ITEM! Second-most disappointing recruiting class? Once again, Iowa just can't win the big one...

ITEM! KCRG reports that Amari Spievey has signed an LOI with Iowa. OPS is still okay with that.

ITEM! The NYT writes about top recruit Darrell Scott's decision-making process. One important detail left out: the chairs they were sitting on were pure gold bouillon! Boosters ahoy!

ITEM! Tailback Shonn Greene is back too! He joins the three incoming recruits and Jevon Pugh, who has been twisting in the arctic wind for so long that he is 80% ice.

ITEM! Barack Obama opposes pants! Hillary Clinton introduced legislation to make pants mandatory, even during coitus! The choice is clear, America!

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Pants

I've been thinking. Wouldn't a more appropriate name for this site be "Black Heart No Pants"?

by Buddy Light on Feb 8, 2008 2:57 PM CST 0 recs

Ah yes...

...the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown. And no, I did not have to google that.

by icculus on Feb 8, 2008 8:31 PM CST up 0 recs

that particular

dope a dope can stay over there for all I care.
But I'm not sure what she's going to sing...guess I'll go to rehab anyway?
I hate that song.

by chitownhawkeye on Feb 8, 2008 5:38 PM CST 0 recs

Whoo! Hopefully he stays eligible, for his own sake, and the sake of the team. He looked like a monster when he got a chance to touch the ball. It does raise some interesting questions as far as recruiting ethics go though. All the running backs they brought in were sold on the chance to play right away, and now they'll probably have to sit behind Greene and possibly Pugh (though from what I've seen of Brinson, I think he can beat Pugh out).

by Adam on Feb 8, 2008 7:09 PM CST 0 recs