Casey McMillan is a Rampaging Terrormonster
by Adam Jacobi on Feb 26, 2008 6:39 PM CST
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PrintYes, it's time for more on the Bill Brasky of the 2008 recruiting class. We're talking about Montana native and Cloverfield antagonist Casey McMillan. When we last saw him, he was motoring over 130-pound defensive backs in a cruel perversion of the concept of sport. Now, it appears he has taken his insatiable carnagelust to the parquet.
We don't care what the Billings Gazette claims; this is no celebration. Casey McMillan is enraged, and aiming the hapless point guard for the densest part of the crowd. Somehow, the boy will explode. Afterwards, he will try to dunk the referee, sending him crashing through the backboard in a ghastly display of exsanguination usually reserved for Final Destination blooper reels. Your weapons are useless against Casey McMillan! Run! Run if you want to live!
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Mongo twist nipple....
Poor Kevin O'Brien is getting the world's most painful titty twister.
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Feb 27, 2008 9:47 AM CST reply actions
Gun show
We're looking at a pair of Red Ryders next to some circus cannons.
by Adam Jacobi on Feb 27, 2008 12:47 PM CST up reply actions
O'Brien's guns
Not bad for a 16 year old kid. I bet once he loses the braces he'll be swimming in ladies...
//Now I know what it feels like to be Tom Lemming and ogle high school kids all day...
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Feb 27, 2008 12:35 PM CST reply actions
Yeah, he's huge, all right...
by Bucketochicken on Feb 27, 2008 12:40 PM CST reply actions
You know what I love about this place?
In one post you can have insightful, almost poignant commentary about the evils of sexual violence against women, and one post above you can make a reference to baseball-bat insertion into part of the female anatomy, and neither seems out-of-place.
That takes a gift gentlemen.
Well to be fair
...it was a wooden bat and not an aluminum one. Gotta' keep it tasteful, you know.
by Bucketochicken on Feb 27, 2008 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
For sure; metal's too cold.
And mind you, DonnyDonyell, that was an exhortation to not engage in such behavior. We're all about the love here.
Let's Go Home Debbie
Go rent the Searchers some time.
by HollywoodHawkeye on Feb 27, 2008 3:09 PM CST reply actions
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