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Casey McMillan is a Rampaging Terrormonster

Yes, it's time for more on the Bill Brasky of the 2008 recruiting class. We're talking about Montana native and Cloverfield antagonist Casey McMillan. When we last saw him, he was motoring over 130-pound defensive backs in a cruel perversion of the concept of sport. Now, it appears he has taken his insatiable carnagelust to the parquet.

We don't care what the Billings Gazette claims; this is no celebration. Casey McMillan is enraged, and aiming the hapless point guard for the densest part of the crowd. Somehow, the boy will explode. Afterwards, he will try to dunk the referee, sending him crashing through the backboard in a ghastly display of exsanguination usually reserved for Final Destination blooper reels. Your weapons are useless against Casey McMillan! Run! Run if you want to live!

By the way, all thanks to the reader who sent this our way. If you have something you'd like us to botch an article on, we're at BlackHeartGoldPants and OopsPowBlog on GMail. We accept links, blind items, total lies, and tasteful nudity. You can just show us your vaginae; you don't have to go cramming a Louisville Slugger up there.

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Mongo twist nipple....

Poor Kevin O'Brien is getting the world's most painful titty twister.

by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Feb 27, 2008 9:47 AM CST reply actions  

hey now

The little fella is puttin on a gun show too.

by jebushchrist on Feb 27, 2008 10:15 AM CST reply actions  

Gun show

We're looking at a pair of Red Ryders next to some circus cannons.

by Adam Jacobi on Feb 27, 2008 12:47 PM CST up reply actions  

O'Brien's guns

Not bad for a 16 year old kid.  I bet once he loses the braces he'll be swimming in ladies...

//Now I know what it feels like to be Tom Lemming and ogle high school kids all day...

by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Feb 27, 2008 12:35 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah, he's huge, all right...
...that "little fella" is actually 6'4", 240#.

by Bucketochicken on Feb 27, 2008 12:40 PM CST reply actions  

You know what I love about this place?

In one post you can have insightful, almost poignant commentary about the evils of sexual violence against women, and one post above you can make a reference to baseball-bat insertion into part of the female anatomy, and neither seems out-of-place.

That takes a gift gentlemen.

by DonnyDonovan on Feb 27, 2008 2:12 PM CST reply actions  

Well to be fair

...it was a wooden bat and not an aluminum one. Gotta' keep it tasteful, you know.

by Bucketochicken on Feb 27, 2008 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

For sure; metal's too cold.

And mind you, DonnyDonyell, that was an exhortation to not engage in such behavior. We're all about the love here.

by Adam Jacobi on Feb 27, 2008 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

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