Iowa at Michigan State OPEN THREAD: Please Don't Kill Us

It's time for VENGEANCE. No, not you assclowns. Go away.
Iowa visits East Lansing today, a place where the Hawkeyes haven't won since 1993. Fa real. The Spartans have all sorts of reasons why they should win, namely:
- They're far better than Iowa at basketball;
- Izzo stands to win his 300th game today;
- cold, brutal revenge.
This won't be close, and we're perfectly aware of that, thank you. We just hope Iowa can keep the deficit to double digits. Be sure to keep your browsers pointed right hyeah as we suffer in the best way possible: together.
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Nice tackle, dickwad.
Raymar Morgan divebombs old dude's knees, and the crowd starts booing because a foul was called? That shit's illegal in fucking football.
I just set my DVR
I'm recording the entire series on Chiller. You win, Bucketochicken. You always do.
by Patrick Vint on Feb 23, 2008 1:44 PM CST up reply actions
17:20 remains in the first half
Lick already had to use a TO.
Izzo is already screaming at the officials.
Neitzel is already a prick.
Oh, and it's 8-1, MSU.
Reggie Evans
If we could have him back for just 1 day...
We have the softest front line in college basketball history.
I'm done.
Lickliter
Looks like he's about to put the team in a bus, then push it into the ocean. Good heavens.
14-1.
Put your bets in now
When will Iowa hit their first field goal? I'm guessing with 9 minutes left in the first half... on Wednesday.
This is agonizing to watch.
Masochism
A very disturbed part of me kinda' hopes Sparty holds Iowa under 10 first half points, just for you know, novelty's sake.
Why do you
want to see Lickliter beat Freeman's face in at midcourt? Where's the sport in that? It'd just be like Jared Leto getting erased in Fight Club.
Better at midcourt
than on the sidelines.
by Bucketochicken on Feb 23, 2008 1:32 PM CST up reply actions
Second media timeout
and no fucking baskets for Iowa. 15-1.
Holy mother of God, we're setting new standards of incompetence.
pfffft
"Iowa won't run very often... and Freeman won't run here"
-- ESPN announcer guy
Does he know how hard it is to run and dribble at the same time?
Asshole.
Ford commercial
They're swinging a pickup truck around a giant centrifuge. This strikes me as wildly unnecessary.
and
ridiculously nauseating for drivers.
by jebushchrist on Feb 23, 2008 1:40 PM CST up reply actions
You're just sitting there,
trying not to barf, and slamming on the brakes even though you know it won't do any good!
I know what it's like
I get carsick in the passenger seat on occasion. I used to have an Isuzu Trooper and when I'd get really drunk (couple times a week), I'd let my girlfriend drive home. Well, the passenger seat made me sick, and I was already drunk, so I'd sit in the back seat. Then I'd shout stuff at her from Driving Miss Daisy, but she wouldn't play along, so I'd play both roles.
Daisy: What are you doing?
Hoke: I'm tryin' to drive you to the store!
or
Miss Daisy: Hoke?
Hoke: Yes'm.
Daisy: You're my best friend.
Hoke: No, go on Miss Daisy.
Daisy: No, really, you are...
Hoke: Yes'm.
She loved it!
(not really)
by jebushchrist on Feb 23, 2008 1:51 PM CST up reply actions
oh, I forgot
This was my favorite bit:
Daisy: You know your letters don't you?
Hoke: Oh yeahs, yeah I knows mah ABC's pretty good, jus' can't read.
Daisy: Stop saying that you're making me mad! If you know your letters you can read. You just don't know you can read.
Hoke: Ma'am?
Daisy: I taught some of the stupidest children God ever put on the face of this earth and all of them could read well enough to find a name on a tombstone.
by jebushchrist on Feb 23, 2008 1:57 PM CST up reply actions
Isn't that how we get antimatter?
The supercollider exists!
by Patrick Vint on Feb 23, 2008 1:45 PM CST up reply actions
Honestly
I'm just glad they picked the right ball; it was embarrassing when they spent the first seven minutes of the ULM game trying to dribble a fucking baseball.
You know it's bad when
Iowa goes on a 7-9 tear from the field and is still ridiculously and hopelessly behind.
LINK WHORE LINK WHORE
We don't need to give that piggybacking butthole any more attention and oh god he's standing right behind me isn't he.
Yeah
The call is coming from inside the house! THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!
by Patrick Vint on Feb 23, 2008 1:54 PM CST up reply actions
Iowa Hoops is to Basketball
what "Weekend at Bernie's II" is to film. And we don't even have Andrew fucking McCarthy...
Maybe
I need to start drinking right now. I'm not sure that it would help the Hawkeyes in any way, shape, or form, but hey, my pants would be gone.
Since when
have you needed alcohol to go streaking from the waist down?
by Patrick Vint on Feb 23, 2008 1:56 PM CST up reply actions
Well
If my parents are reading, I'd like them to think that they can at least blame an outside substance for raising someone who engages in such behavior, rather than blaming themselves.
or as I call it
The Day Before Yesterday
by jebushchrist on Feb 23, 2008 2:05 PM CST up reply actions
The Senior Skins Game
Arnold Palmer - won seven majors
Jack Nicklaus - won eighteen majors
Gary Player - won nine majors
Peter Jacobsen - announcer on Golden Tee
I'm taking Jacobsen.
I don't know why
the stat people ever make a big deal about Iowa's bench points. Iowa's backups are Kurt Looby, a 9-year-old, a folding chair, a jar of cashews, and David Palmer.
And a man who can't hold his liquor
Don't forget Bohall. Don't ever forget.
by Patrick Vint on Feb 23, 2008 2:11 PM CST up reply actions
not to be an alarmist, but
The Virus is everywhere!
by jebushchrist on Feb 23, 2008 2:20 PM CST up reply actions
The score is 44-28, 11 1/2 minutes to go
if Michigan State merely dropkicks the ball on every possession, will Iowa get back within 10 points before the final horn?
There's NO TIME!
No, it's unpossible for them to score that many points in so little time.
by jebushchrist on Feb 23, 2008 2:30 PM CST up reply actions
There's never any time!
I don't have time to study! I'll never get into Stanford! I'm so confused!
Everything will be alright. I just need one of these...
by Patrick Vint on Feb 23, 2008 2:38 PM CST up reply actions
I feel like
Bob Uecker should be the announcer for all of our games. With the reanimated corpse of Rodney Dangerfield doing color commentary.
You know
Jim Zabel's still alive, let's not go tinkering with zombies unless we absolutely have to. I've seen what they can do.
I've already moved onto Tiger Woods '08
Peace.
by Patrick Vint on Feb 23, 2008 2:55 PM CST up reply actions
well
I hope you guys noticed that a certain squad from Iowa City just hit 50 points!!!
Yeah, I'm out too.
by jebushchrist on Feb 23, 2008 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
naturally!
With 3 seconds left in a 14 point game MSU had to drive to the basket and get a shot off, as opposed to just letting time run out and shaking hands.
Fucking assholes.
I didn't watch but...
assuming the 15 1/2 spread mentioned above was correct...Well, you see what I'm getting at.

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