Reasons for Tucker's suspension came out today. Turns out, kid was hammered out of his mind and passed out behind the Union (wtf is up with the Union? Aren't all athletes treated like Gods at the Column? Or has that changed since I graduated in '03?). When the cops found him, they couldn't wake him, and they rushed him to UIHC, where he had a BAC of .194. And that, my friends, is fucking sweet. Here's to hoping he comes back before Iowa State.